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User:BooBoo

2010-02-17T02:31:37Z

Cory0210: /* Welcome to BooBoo's Blog */

Tant will pay for this.... HAHA

== '''Welcome to BooBoo's Blog''' ==
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* [[User:BooBoo/NotesToSelf|Notes To Self]] * [[User:BooBoo/Fumeology|Fumeology]]

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'''February 16, 2010'''
I have been stopping in and out of Egypt. A bit nervous about the new shard. BUT I have come to the realization that the power gamers will probably all go over to the new shard so they can strut their stuff and leave all of us regular gamers in T4. I think it will be a greater community than it is now and I'm staying put to see what happens OR as Rabble has posted, in 80 days we can all run around claiming deserted compounds. On a sad/happy note, the humans computer crashed kaput this morning... it took her 2 hours to get up and go to pick out a new one and get it up and running. It has Windows 7 and she used to have XP so she is learning a lot about it and reading up. Now if only Cory0210 could tell her what size screen she has.

''How many inches? - Cory0210 (Think about the 02/10 in my name!)''

'''February 7, 2010'''
Yesterday I joined a group that Rabble gathered to do the 20 minute dig. A HUGE Shoutout to Rabble... he is soooo organized and it was a lot of fun. I was very excited to receive 2 eggplant seeds. Tonight I was hanging out at my compound and happy to see a few YaYa's online. It seems that the new shard thingy may not include many of us YaYa's and we may stay put where we are now. I can't help wondering, which shard will Sami be playing in? Oh No!

'''''February 6, 2010'''''
Okay so I AM a slacker. On the upside, the humans debate team at school won its second debate, much to the big surprise of EVERYONE involved. There is still a huge celebration going on in the New York City area that will continue for a few weeks until they realize they have to do ANOTHER debate. On the downside, the human has been pretty sick and continuing onward going to work and has finally seen a doctor who suggested time in the desert would clear up all her illnesses.

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The Male Oprah Show

2010-02-17T02:23:45Z

Cory0210:

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Elfus: *Looking for Topics for tomorrow's male oprah show!*
cory0210: <-- Wishing his producer will acutally help!
Elfus: I gave you some topic, but you found them to... evil.
cory0210: Ya think?
Elfus: You disagreed with them, that is enough :D
Philadelphia: I have a topic!
Philadelphia: the number of widows is more than the number of widowers. What can be done?
Philadelphia: luv philly (aka twice widowed spider)
MariahBoPeep: Send some of the competition to Sogdiana?
cory0210: Male oprah in oh... 20 minutes people.
MariahBoPeep: what's the topic??
MariahBoPeep: wants to be a heckler
cory0210: you know, I should know hwat it is... but.. I don't... *SCRAMS FOR ELFUS*
cory0210: The following Male Oprah (in 15 minutes) is brought to you by MarPeep productions, a subdivision of PRET.
cory0210: Let it be known that it is a public service announcemnet, as well.
MariahBoPeep: chokes backstage
cory0210: *CRASHES* What do you mean? GASP!
cory0210: *random band noises*
cory0210: *booms* male oprah as soon as marPeep gets back *crash*
Elfus: That should be Elfus Productions!
Orrin: no longer has a board and is uber lazy
cory0210: *whistles while he graps elfus and shoves hime behind the curtans* YOU DECIDE TO SHOWUP NOW? *slapping noises*
Elfus: Behave if you still want prizes for your show, afk for 5 min
cory0210: *taps his foot* where are mar and elfus! My audience needs me!
MariahBoPeep: *hides in the back of the audience*
Elfus: Present!
BlackBeast: You're late!
Elfus: you better be quiet, or we'll do the suggested topic :D
cory0210: yay!
cory0210: *stops playing snood on his pod with an i*
cory0210: *DRAMATIC MUSIC*
cory0210: da da da da du da da du da dum!
cory0210: WELCOME TO MALE OPRAH!
cory0210: you may cheer for me.
MariahBoPeep: YAYA!
Orrin: rotten eggs! get yer rotten eggs here!
cory0210: Anywho!
Elfus: *Sponsered by the one and only, me!*
cory0210: Today,Orrin has stated something incredible.
MariahBoPeep: orrin...I need 2 of those
Elfus: *thinks Mariah wants to plunge the world into evil*
cory0210: When questioned over why he was being so very quiet lately, his response was two words " pregnancy hormones"
cory0210: Care to explain Orrin?
Orrin: no
Elfus: He's going to make evil little offspring!
Orrin: It's much more amusing if I dont
cory0210: *cough*
cory0210: *pulls orrin backstage*
Orrin: that's *NOT* how you do it Cory...
cory0210: *shoves orrin onto stage alone* explain!
Elfus: *Since this was suggested by me* It is kinda a general story, people get bored and leave, find more exciting games etc.
cory0210: Please, do go on elfus. *fires marPeep*
Orrin: so your solution is?
Elfus: BURN the Teppy!
Orrin: can I just point out we've had this convo many times, we formed PRET to try and run more event with that, that went nicely for a bit, then everything screwed up and is current;y screwed up cos the other half of the script-writing team has logged on in ages
MariahBoPeep: Elfus...I heard you say the other day u wanted to run people out of Egypt..to lower test pass scores...care to talk about THAT? *hand Elus the mic*
Orrin: I can't write decent scripts solo
Elfus: Yes Orrin, but we were stuck on Show topics
Elfus: Mariah doesn't seem to understand sarcasm
cory0210: I must say, my guilds do not light up anymore.
Elfus: The marvelous idea of making players quit to have easier test passes was suggested to me by <somedude>
Orrin: come on then, I offer you all a challenge. Suggest to me a decent, viable event, and I'llsee if I can do it
MariahBoPeep: *doesn't understand YOUR sarcasm*
Orrin: I'm all open for storyline suggestions/event ideas
cory0210: It's those pregnancy hormones, dontcha know?
MariahBoPeep: oh pass the buck!
cory0210: Current game population: 1015.
MariahBoPeep: takes back the mic
Elfus: Current active players population: ?.
MariahBoPeep: ya know Elfus..some of us LIKE people! ya know who likes people?
cory0210: Probably 900.
Orrin: 900 is *really* generous
BlackBeast: Santa Claus likes people.
MariahBoPeep: *turns to face crowd* kuupid likes people! kuupid for DP!
cory0210: *turns around and shows his kuupiDP shirt*
Orrin: that's not news. That's certainty
Elfus: what are your numbers, Orrin?
BlackBeast: And that's how Obama won the elections.
Orrin: 800 active, 600 unique
Orrin: maybe 500 unique
Wrongskian: there's actually only 3 players here. they just do a lot of multi-tasking
cory0210: I think I see more than three players in htis chat...
MariahBoPeep: but they aren't talkin :P
BlackBeast: Don't include mules!
Orrin: If you think you have a good idea, send me a chat with it. I leave it at that
Elfus: Does anyone have a good idea?
MariahBoPeep: <--rarely has any ideas at all
Elfus: Let's talk about MJ!
BlackBeast: He's dead!
Elfus: Is he? Or is he like Zeus, to be hiding somewhere, doing his dark dealings in secrecy?
MariahBoPeep: Let's tar and glitter Orrin
BlackBeast: 2 tombs to check...
MariahBoPeep: I think he's hiding in BB's turban
Elfus: what do people think of his relationship with children? or his plastic-face?
cory0210: ----------
Elfus: *Tries to keep the show going while cory is folding laundry, sigh*
cory0210: Da da da dum!
cory0210: Thank you, all five of you, for coming to the male oprah show! Sorry if it did not please you today!
cory0210: -----
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cory0210: Flight attendents, please crosscheck and prepare for takeoff.
cory0210: Hello everyone, and welcome to male oprah! Today we have a jam packed show for you, all broadcast from a fictional
airship!
cory0210: To begin with....
cory0210: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOOBOOO@
BooBoo: omg ty ty :D *blushes
cory0210: Come on everyone, congradulate her on yet another 29th!
BooBoo: i would like to take this opportunity to thank all the little people that helped me get to 29 again :D
Choltai: <claps>
Elfus: *Applause*
Crone: yes lets congratulate him with getting a year older... which means, sorry to say closer to... you know.
Crone: Happy birthday anyways BooBoo
cory0210: *her
Crone: sorry sorry... her :))
BooBoo: him ? omg, looks down
cory0210: Okay, so, we have numerous festivities planned to mark this even!
cory0210: Most of which are BooBoo central!
BooBoo: pushes her boobies off the keyboard
cory0210: To start, we have.... The Male Oprah Book Club!
Crone: *clap clap* BooBoo BooBoo BooBoo
cory0210: As you all know, we honor anindividual each month for excellence in writing, and this moth its....
cory0210: BooBoo!
BooBoo: :D
Crone: lol
cory0210: Every day (nearly) she contributes a peice of literature to the egyptian database.
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/User:BooBoo
BooBoo: ty i couldn't do the blog without all of the wonderful people of Egypt.
cory0210: Ranging from embarassing moments in her real life, to serious issues.
cory0210: BooBoo's blog encompasses all.
cory0210: So, lets talk about it BooBoo. What drives you to write eachday?
BooBoo: crazy real life drives me... and annoying things about egypt :D and teppy
Crone: is this the more serious part, or is this the teppy bashing?
cory0210: Serious.
BooBoo: seriously....
cory0210: So, I've picked a small peice from your blog I'd like to share with everyone:
cory0210: Girls Will Be Girls
cory0210: Girls will be Girls. My neighbor Pitaboo and I were showing our fellow YaYa Kelly around the new decorations that
Kaayru worked on yesterday. Well, leave it to Kelly to decide the new cushiony potted trees looked like cupcakes and she
could play hide and seek in them. All of a sudden, Kelly was in the tree (you can see her ponytail and arm) and Pitaboo
and I were in the cupcake (which the pots under the trees will now be forever known as) BryceCicada came over to take a
peek at the new cupcakes and snake, as well as VicVic. All of a sudden a hookah appeared and everyone was partying. It was
great to just hang out in Egypt not doing much of anything except the most important thing you can do, have a great time
with friends.
cory0210: Care to comment on that?
cory0210: (March 25, 2009
BooBoo: that was a great moment... all the yaya's partying... bryce enjoying all the yaya's... we had a great day and i love
to document great days.
kuupid: boo
BooBoo: kuupid :D
cory0210: I see, so, have you taken a bit out of your cupcake lately?
cory0210: I know I tried to.. but it tasted odd.
kuupid: hey BooBoo :)
BooBoo: ahh the cupcakes are still there but they seem to grow back bigger after every bite
cory0210: I see.
kuupid: lol
cory0210: Now then, there are also real life moments in your blog... let me see here...
BooBoo: they say daily.... Bite Me
cory0210: March 12, 2009:
cory0210: Miniscule ranting... So.... I decided to put my little announcement on E! So maybe lots of people would gather
round and enjoy an evening staring at the stars. I didn't copy and paste from the below mentioned blurb, I did a copy and
paste from my document I saved that unfortunately didn't have the GMT information that merek was so kind to pass on to me
last night. Well... (Lifts and dips shoulders) some peeps got irritated that I didn't add the GMT. Of course I said I was
sorry and its 11pm GMT because I didn't want anyone to feel slighted and I also didn't want anyone to miss out on the big
event. Well a whole discussion ensued about the time of eastern, eastern daylight, GMT time, etc, etc... So henceforth
the announcement will say 11pm GMT. Now... Since I live in New York City, if I went around and said to someone, hey there,
come on over, we're having a bash at 11pm GMT, everyone would look at me like I was nuts. But since I'm here in Egypt I
have to get used to that stuff. The problem is I'm blonde. So now it's -4 GMT which is 7pm eastern my time. But when the
clocks change AGAIN it will AGAIN be -5 GMT. That is waaaay too much thinking for me. It's bad enough that I haven't
changed my clock in the living room from the time change last Sunday at 2am eastern NYC time here where I am sitting
right this second and don't tell anyone but I can't figure out how to change the time on the radio in my car which I've
only had to change 18 times over the last 9 years, AND I still can't figure it out.'
BooBoo: well....
cory0210: Would you say you have connection issues?
BooBoo: ahhh no
cory0210: Internal clock problems?
BooBoo: But in regards to that rant
kuupid: I have connection issues, my legs don't want to connect to my feet :)
cory0210: I see we have quite the talkative audience member...
BooBoo: one of the issues is being resolved on 11/1, the clocks are being changed again, so the clock in my car will be
right again
cory0210: I see.
cory0210: Does the audience have any questions for madame boo?
Khaemwaset: If you were not destined to marry Sami... would you marry me?
BooBoo: no no one has any questions.
Choltai: Awwwww!
Morrigan: what's your phone number, beautiful?
BooBoo: oh my Khaemwaset.. I'm afraid its in my destiny to marry Sami eventually
BooBoo: but ty so much for asking...
cory0210: Any other questions before we move on?
BooBoo: move on... i'm embarrassed...lol
Crone: BooBoo is Egypt that boring that you are writing a blog?
kuupid: can we burn Sami in a vigil?
Crone: Oh wait that was for the Teppy bashing, sorry
BooBoo: ahhh no its not boring, its exciting
RaasAlHayya: BooBoo, do you have any beauty tips to share?
BooBoo: omg kuupid, no sami burning please... my darling is destined for me
BooBoo: Yes RaasalHayya.....
kuupid: well dang, then we won't burn him on one condition
BooBoo: Beauty tip number 1 - always use deodorant before you start the flax gin
BooBoo: Beauty Tip number 2
kuupid: And that is you make him give us new clothes to wear :)
kuupid: Or we burn him in a vigil
BooBoo: a creamed earth light is good for facial wrinkles
cory0210: Any more questions?
Morrigan: sounds off of crashing and a drum being jumped on...
Khaemwaset: Will you marry me please darling Boo (number of times asked BooBoo to marry me=2)
cory0210: My goodness, what a birthday this is!
BooBoo: *Hopes Sami isn't watching this*
Choltai: That is so sweet! Khaem is nice guy BooBoo.
cory0210: Well, now we have a surprise for all of you, including madame Boo........
Khaemwaset: <<wonders if he should wear his Birthday Suit?
cory0210: Singing her hit song, Poke-Her Face.... Lady YaYa!!!
cory0210: (oh god khaemwaset, please no.)
Morrigan: Lady Yaya enters in a very revealing black camelhide jumpsuit and pure gold wire wig.
BooBoo: OMG Lady YAYA
Morrigan: Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah
Morrigan: I wanna poke em like they do on helpless days Poke em let em poke me poke it baby stay with me, I love it Luck
and intuition poke the best with pokes to start And after he's been poked I'll poke the one that's on his heart
Morrigan: oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke
my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
Morrigan: wiggles a little to show what she's got
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
Morrigan: I wanna poke with him a hard poke we will be a little poking is fun when you're with me, I love it Pokeing
roulette is not the same without a hand and baby when its poke if its not rough it isn't fun, fun
Morrigan: oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
Darwishi: ^.^
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
Morrigan: I won't tell you that I'll poke you touch or bruise you cause i'm bluffin' with my pokin' i'm not lying i'm
just stunnin' wit my poke-a-poke-poking
Morrigan: laughs very loud as she waves a poker in Cory's face
BooBoo: **jumps up and down clapping for lady YAYA**
Choltai: <claps along>
Morrigan: just like a chick in a guild poke your face before I poke you out i promise this, promise this check this poke
cause I'm fabulous
Crone: *dancing*
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
Morrigan: hooks a rope over the chandelier and hangs herself from it, slitting her wrist as she flies up.
BooBoo: *** clap clap clap YAYA YAYA chants YAYA
Morrigan: quietly murmurs the last chorus.
Choltai: <gasps> What just happened?
cory0210: There you have it!
Morrigan: Yayas forever....
cory0210: CLAP@
cory0210: CLAP
cory0210: CLAP
Crone: WOOOOoooooOOOOOO
cory0210: Just so you know, the YaYa's are a egyptwide sisterhood, known for screaming YAYA at random times.
BlackBeast: Ride the storm, life goes on, life goes on, ride the storm
Crone: YAYA
BlackBeast: For depressed people :D
cory0210: Okay, on the note of depression...
cory0210: A note from our sponser!
Morrigan: what depression?
Morrigan: drips blood on Cory
BlackBeast: Nothing :D
Morrigan: This stuff makes money, buster!
cory0210: ---- Bored with your Egyptian life? Need a pick up? Try PRET run events! Our unique approach to the events
system incorportes what you want! So play pret! ----
BlackBeast: I just can't get get a player's father let me marry her doughter.
cory0210: Now then, on to our next portion...
cory0210: THe Teppy Bash!
Morrigan: So screw the father...
cory0210: The rules ofthis contest are simple.
BlackBeast: Heh :D
Morrigan: O can I drip blood on him too?
kuupid: he might like to be screwed
cory0210: Each player may post one joke to funtasy, one and only one, that bashes Teppy a ton.
cory0210: The winner gets a moprah badge and a small present, as well as thee joke highlighted on the wiki.
Morrigan: Guaranteed full of bugs!
cory0210: Now then... BEGIN! You have 3 minutes.
Sagen: How many Teppys does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but it takes 3 years
Crone: :))
BooBoo: lol
cory0210: Crone, BooBoo, make some jokes!
BlackBeast: How many Teppy's are needed to change a tale? None... It won't change with Teppy xD
Orrin: There once was a monkey named Fred, Who awoke with Teppy in bed. Alarmed, Fred shouted, Whilst
Teppy just pouted, And complained that the hookah had gone to his head.
Choltai: <laughs>
Crone: Teppy time: GMT+1000
cory0210: one minute left.
BlackBeast: Finish him!
BooBoo: instead of jokes about teppy why can't we just bash him for 2 minutes
cory0210: after the jokes, birthday girl.
cory0210: As for mine (taken from orrin) I have two words: Tale 5.
BlackBeast: xD
cory0210: BZZZZ
cory0210: Times up!
BooBoo: there are hardly any jokes because there are hardly any people in egypt anymore
cory0210: Nowthat you've seen the jokes, /tell me with who you think won! one voter per customer,
not valid in srillanka.
BlackBeast: Teppy IQ: -230
Crone: and noone was expecting to tell a joke
Crone: Sagen
BooBoo: Sagen
Kuviena: Hey, what's wrong with Sri Lanka?
Crone: *sigh* /tell me didn't work
Morrigan: I wanna poke him like they do on helpless days Poke em let em poke me poke it baby stay with me,
I love it Luck and intuition poke the best with pokes to start And after he's been poked I'll poke the one
that's on his heart
BooBoo: omg LADY YAYA
Sagen: bows
cory0210: Okay!
Morrigan: see? not dead, not depressed, just hangin' as Yayas do!
Khaemwaset: yay Sagen
BlackBeast: And the winner is:
cory0210: SAGEN!
Khaemwaset: <applauds>
BlackBeast: I failed...
BooBoo: clap clap
Crone: *clap clap*
BlackBeast: nukes!
cory0210: now you can just plain bash teppy
Crone: I fear gaming though
Morrigan: sits on teppy's head and pulls his ears off.
BooBoo: teppy doesn't let Sami come around for photo ops with me anymore i'm very angry about that
cory0210: Does anyone share this anger?
Morrigan: aw I thought you meant literally bash....
cory0210: Here on male oprah we are all about emotional sharing.
Morrigan: sticks the ears back on
BooBoo: lol
cory0210: If not, were moving on to a special report.
BlackBeast: Teppy Joke: What do you need to make Sami run?... BooBoo
Crone: Teppy is never late, he has 2 hours more each day
Morrigan: haha BB
Choltai: LOL
BooBoo: smacks BlackBeast
cory0210: Oh dear, wheres our group psychiatrist!
BlackBeast: *ouch* :D
cory0210: Oh wait, thats me... *goes into dr. phill mode*.
BooBoo: smacks cory0210
Morrigan: wades into the fight, loading her rocket laucher
cory0210: Oh no!
BlackBeast: xD
cory0210: Okay!
cory0210: Lets move on, shall we?
Crone: Teppy runs the only game where gaming isnt allowed
Khaemwaset: ----Officer Khaem is plodding up the street--- he doesnt want any trouble
BooBoo: throws mud at cory
BlackBeast: Teppy joke: What do you need to make Wahim happy?... Sami's Death...
cory0210: Its been brought to our attention at an epidemic has swept the streets of Egypt: Hoookah abuse.
BooBoo: Hookah or Hooker?
cory0210: Hookah.
Morrigan: lights up a large Havana
Sagen: If you see me tonight with an illegal smile, well it don't cost very much and it lasts a long while...
cory0210: Every day, at least one egyptian family is torn appart by this epidimic, such as Sagen's.
Crone: Hooker but then with a yo momma's accent
cory0210: You see, Sagen once had a loving, caring family.
cory0210: But now, he is but a simple nomadic farmer, sucking on a hookah for dear life.
cory0210: And when is intoxication is high, he continues.
Sagen: Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone, I was just tryin to have me some fun!
Morrigan: these men, they do love to suck....
Khaemwaset: Oy Morrigan!
cory0210: You see, Sagen was convicted of thrid degegree Camel murder.
BooBoo: Sagen sucks?
Morrigan: wait your turn Khaem...
Morrigan: :P
Sagen: Hey! I resemble that!
cory0210: Poor Sagen has no where to turn.
cory0210: Thats why, as of today, Male Oprah is oppening the "Hookahs to Hobo's" clinic.
Morrigan: he sucked the camel to death?
Khaemwaset: Send him to Morrigan
Crone: Even Teppy doesnt understand ATITD thats why he has gamemasters
cory0210: So please, donate today, all we need are herbs and love.
Morrigan: lol I'll teach him!
Morrigan: it's not a fishing pole, it's a whip!
Sagen: Yeeeeooooow!
Khaemwaset: Would you like my handcuffs?
cory0210: Now then. we have 10 minutes left in the show I would like to fill with a special segmetn:
cory0210: "On a more serious note".
cory0210: As you might have heard, Aladdin has caused quite a bit of controversy lately.
Crone: no?!
Sagen: Stuff him in his lamp!
cory0210: Here is our special report, courtesy of BooBoo Blooging inc.
cory0210: Editorial: Aladdin put up a compound in SA that is in the shape of a Swastika. I am thoroughly
opposed to this symbol of hatred present in our game. Number 3 of the rules of conduct states we the people
can punish someone if we don't like what they do. I say, speak to your DP's and have a DP request from Aladdin
that his compound be changed and/or ban him from the game. We are losing people daily in game and this is one
more reason to leave. This is not endorsing individuality as Aladdin states, it is endorsing a symbol of
hatred and death.
cory0210: Here at male oprah, we support individuality, but not to such an extent.
cory0210: We believe that the symbol is unnacceptable.
cory0210: And, when asked about it, aladdin made the followign statemetn.
cory0210: [The symbol] in real life? Ignorence, blind hatred, racisim, intolerince.
cory0210: What I wish for it to represent here is individuality, the right ot be different. ironically,the
opposite of the modern day swastika.
cory0210: Whilst we are all entitled to ourown opionons, but at male oprah, not to these extremes.
Sagen: Burn him at the stake!!! Burn! Burn!
cory0210: So please, if you see the demi-pharaoh around, talk to them about it, but don't burn him at the stake.
BooBoo: Off with his head
Sagen: Anybody have a light? My hookah went out
cory0210: Allright, thats all the time we have for today!
Morrigan: points flamethrower at Sagen
Morrigan: :)
cory0210: Male oprah is a Funtasy network production(with our Lead Producer Elfus) in association with PRET>
cory0210: Please come back nextsunday for another exciting show, and see a lof of this show on or wiki page.
Crone: how many Egyptians did emigrate because of this incident?
cory0210: CORY OUT!

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cory0210: Hello and welcome to Male Oprah, supported by your local Funtasy mic station!
cory0210: Paid in part by PRET, in association with Elfus!
cory0210: Today, we have a killer show for you, with Better Camps and Gardens Awards, a "Yo Mamma!" contest, and a section
known as "On a more serious note.".
cory0210: To begin with, we would like to thank all participants of better camps and gardens!
BlueGrass: Yay
cory0210: Your creations were all incredible, and they have certainly pleased Elfus's wife Karmen.
Sindelicious: yep
cory0210: Now then, we'll have the results of this later in the show!
Karmen: Bah, My elfus is lazy, letting others do the work for him!
Tzalaa: typical male...
cory0210: Ah! Karmen has decided to join us! How about a round of applause for the lovely lady!
truanna: figures, they're gonna m ake us sit through the yo mamma jokes to find out who won BC&G
Elfus: *Goes Into hiding behind cory*
Crone: *clap clap*
Karmen: Hmmm *Bats Eyelashes at Crone*
cory0210: Before that gets too far *shoves Karmen away from Crone*, Elfus, our producer, has arranged a Yo Mamma Contest!
MariahBoPeep: *whistle*
cory0210: Elfus, tel us the contestents, and what theywill win!
Elfus: Yerbouti and Sefet are our contestants
Elfus: They wint he fabulous prize of 1 grass! And a place in the show's hall of fame!
cory0210: Thats fabulous!
Karmen: And I'm gonna throw in a Huge Quartz, For my own amusement
Elfus: Karmen! We need that Quartz!
Elfus: We only have 30 at the GH!
cory0210: Well then, its too late now Elfus!
cory0210: Okay, Yerbouti, Sefet, are you ready?
cory0210: I hear sefet is in an airship, so he may have a bit of interference!
Yerbouti: But of course!
Elfus: Contestants! The Rules! cory?
Sefet: All set to go!
cory0210: The rules of the contest are simple:
Sefet: Like Yerbouti's mom.
cory0210: Throw your best yo mamma jokes at the other contestant, based on their joke. Lets go!
MariahBoPeep: lmao
Yerbouti: Now Sefet, don't complain about the bumpy airship, it rides better than yo momma.
cory0210: Oh Burn!
MariahBoPeep: oooooooo snap
Sefet: Yeah, Yo momma's so fat we call flying machines 'airships', cause she's got a copyright on "blimp" and she's so fat
her butt needs its own breezeway.
cory0210: What a dis!
BooBoo: lmao
Yerbouti: Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a yellow jacket people mistake her for a taxi.
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat, the only recipe she knows is "chicken meat" "oil" and "salt" and she's so nasty all the crabs in
Egypt are in her pants!
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so ugly, when she picks her nose, the boogers look kinda cute.
cory0210: Those are some fat and ugly mammas!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy attracted her by leaving straw in a pen and she's so fat she needs a cornerstone!
BooBoo: omg that is fat
Elfus: Ouch! Poor Mom's!
cory0210: You gonna take that yerbouti?
Yerbouti: Yo monkey is so ugly, we thought it was yo momma.
cory0210: Oh, thats a thrid degree burn!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly her last job was modeling for the beetle garden
Yerbouti: Yo momma's so fat, after she got off the chariot, the horse limped for a week.
RosieRazor: lol
Sefet: Your momma's so fat her only acro move is "Wobble"!
Karmen: 4th degree burn on Yerbout!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb she thinks "distaff" is what "dat infection she got" is and she's so fat people hide cicada cages
in her rolls!
cory0210: I'd hate to find that cage!
RosieRazor: omg Sefet hahaha
Crone: lots of points for that cicada
Elfus: Yerbouti! Show us your worth!
cory0210: Okay contestants, its time for our lightening round!
Karmen: Stupid Sefet! Now i have to go comfort Yerbouti's mom
Yerbouti: Yo momma is like the Saqqara Zoo stinky and free on wednesdays.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits and she's so fat, you had to learn Structure Reinforcement
before she could start sleeping inside!
cory0210: Slap each other with as many you mamma jokes as you can in the next two minutes to wrap up or contest in this
lightening round!
cory0210: 3
cory0210: 2
cory0210: 1
cory0210: Goooooo!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so fat she has her own School of Arch.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits
Elfus: *Shows the crowd a sign with "laugh" on it*
Yerbouti: Yo momma so hairy when you were born you had rugburn the rest of your life
Sefet: Yo momma's so greasy, you could put a deep well in her hair and she's so fat, you could use her her sweat to light
ritual torches
Yerbouti: Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Sefet: Yo momma's teeth so crooked, she chews sideways
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so stupid, she asked if her ass made her ass look fat.
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb so thinks "resin" is dried up grapes.
cory0210: Only 30 seconds left!
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat when she bathes in Adn, it floods in Saqqarah!
Yerbouti: Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Peret and it's still printing ...
Sefet: Heck, yo momma's so fat the last time she got in the ocean, Atlantis sank!
EvilSnowman: Ha!
Yerbouti: Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.
cory0210: Okay contestants, thats it@
Sefet: *bows to Yerbouti*
BooBoo: gives applause to the contestants
Yerbouti: wipes sweat from brow "Whew"
RosieRazor: lol nice job to both of you :)
Elfus: *Gives applause to BooBoo*
cory0210: Elfus and I have watched this contest and come up with our winners, but we want egypt to decide as well! Who do
you think won?
cory0210: Okay, now then, on to the final portion of our show (yes, we do practice portion control here!): The Better Camps
and Gardnes Awards!
cory0210: Or, as I like to call them, the Campies!
truanna: thwaps CoPrah upside da head. BCAG results! BCAG results! Spit em out already!
cory0210: Our Judging process went by color, design, and overall impression.
Elfus: First off, I'd like to thank our judges, Ariella, Seba, cory
cory0210: Togehter, Elfus, Seba, Aryballa, and I have roamed egypt...
cory0210: Now, I turn the show over to Elfus for the results! Elfus!
Elfus: Hello everyone!
Elfus: Oh wait, Toilet Pause, 5 minutes
Orrin: Ehm... Studio correction. Cory got fired for libel.
Katma: hi
Elfus: Just joking, egypt!
ombori: hi
cory0210: Please, do get on with it Elfus!
Elfus: Before i'd like to start, remember: Don't vote Orrin for DP!
Tzalaa: whyever not?
Orrin: *elfus got fired too*
cory0210: Please folks, ignore Orrin the evil.
BooBoo: and at cory also
cory0210: Now then, lets get to the results!
Elfus: Okay, I'm gonna start with the top 7!
Orrin: Orrin is evil cos he's a stuck floating blimp on a speed of 56kb/s due to the retarded phone company
cory0210: Okay folks, I'm silencing orrin.
cory0210: Please continue Elfus, I'm sure everyone is dying to know.
Rania: be nice to Orrin he cant help it
Elfus: On the seventh Place, we have Halana, with Stillwaters of Halicarnassus
cory0210: A round of applause for Halana!
Crone: *clap clap*
BooBoo: clap clap
Crone: looks at Katma
Elfus: Oh wait, Halan is sixth, and Tzalaa is seventh
Rania: woot Halana :)
IaruHetep: *claps in a circular motion*
Tzalaa: woohoo
cory0210: Now then, in 6th place we have....
BooBoo: clap clap
truanna: *clapclaps for both tzalaa and halana*
Elfus: On a fifth Place, We have Lill, With the Egyptian Life Guildhall
BooBoo: clap clap yay lill and el
cory0210: Quite a spectacular feat of design, but lacking a bit in size.
Orrin: yes truanna, please stick to hand claps. Bingo wings are not nice.
Elfus: On a 4th place, we have Sesnut & Injeru, With the Valley of Hathor's bowl
truanna: shaddup orrin, or I'll bonk you with your rod again
BooBoo: clap clap
cory0210: In third place is...
Rania: clap clap
Elfus: Shemei!
Elfus: With Dag and Shem's Retreat
BooBoo: clap clap
Sefet: *clap clap*
Then we have Dustitwister!
truanna: that's it, pummel him with rotten tomatoes!
cory0210: And the winner is....
Elfus: Hanid and Rania with Utopia!
Shemei: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlueGrass: Wooot!!!!
Tzalaa: hands Truanna a basket of tomatoes and eggs
truanna: yay! gratz hanid and rania!
Sashagirl: Yells Congradulations to all winners
Crone: Grats people *clap clap clap*
BooBoo: woooooott Congrats clap clap
DustiTwister: Congrats To All Winners =D
Sefet: *clap clap clap clap*!!!
cory0210: Congradulations Hanid adn Rania, your design was impecable!
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you!
Tzalaa: I hope you're gonna tell us the other places too?
Elfus: They had a fabulous score of 9, 81!
Elfus: Dusti got 9,18 fyi
cory0210: Absolutely incredible!
truanna: now everyone pummel Elfus with rotten veggies! And orrin too!
Crone: Yo momma is so fat she didnt fit in that pyramid
Rania: thank you all and to BlueGrass for his awsome pyrmid :)
Chelsis: Now where do i find out top 14 and 21? I would like to see where i placed. ty. :)
cory0210: Full results (in order) are:
Elfus: Hanid DustiTwister Shemei Sesnut Lill Halana Tzalaa Aubery nebkhepure Vixsin truanna TeaAira Almelkehdes Klasher
Beah MariahBoPeep Chelsis darkfyre Obol BooBoo Asum Pharahmoan Ryssa Sindelicious Duplus Elvodel fahli Casino
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you for enterign!
Katma: ...mine is so bad it didnt even make worse hovels and dumps list...
Elfus: You didn't enter either
cory0210: Okay, now that better camps and gardens are over, I would like to thank you all for coming out today!
cory0210: Our next male oprah show will be next sunday, and I hope to see you all there for more festivites!
Elfus: If you were in the contest, please leave a chat open, so i can manage prizes
Orrin: No cory, you're the only person that came out today. The rest of us didnt switch our sexuality.
Elfus: prizes will be distributed the coming week
Crone: have to admit, this was fun
BooBoo: batting your eyelashes cory was a dead giveaway
cory0210: Also, as a PRET function, we are open to suggestions, just leave them with elfus or on our wiki page!
cory0210: Okay folks!
Katma: what r we doing for halloween?
Orrin: that's being thought about...
cory0210: Male Oprah is a PRET Production, directed by Elfus, in asssociation with the Funtasy Mic Guild.
Crone: There's no halloween in Egypt?
Orrin: I'm saying no more than that.
cory0210: There will be crone.
cory0210: Thank you all for being here!
cory0210: --- Male Oprah out! (Links to follow) ---
cory0210: Better Camps and Gardens Locations:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Events/Better_Camps_and_Gardens
cory0210: Male Oprah show site:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/The_Male_Oprah_Show
Elfus: Another Producer Note: Pacer built the garden that was #5 for Lill, a sign of true love!
cory0210: And, the big "c" guild announcement:
cory0210: Otter and I (BruceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun,
Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to
them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo
much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your
support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is
the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.
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Otter and I (BryceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun, Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.
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*Teppy Basher: Sagen
*Birthday Queen: BooBoo
*Stonking Great Gardeners: Hanid and Rania.
*Stonking Great Gardener Runner-Up: Dustitwister.
*Momma Punisher: Sefet
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Female Punisher: MariahBoPeep
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Male Punisher: Teppy

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2010-02-17T02:14:40Z

Cory0210: /* Welcome to BooBoo's Blog */

Tant will pay for this.... HAHA

== '''Welcome to BooBoo's Blog''' ==
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Please scroll down for previous blogs

* [[User:BooBoo/NotesToSelf|Notes To Self]] * [[User:BooBoo/Fumeology|Fumeology]]

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'''February 16, 2010'''
I have been stopping in and out of Egypt. A bit nervous about the new shard. BUT I have come to the realization that the power gamers will probably all go over to the new shard so they can strut their stuff and leave all of us regular gamers in T4. I think it will be a greater community than it is now and I'm staying put to see what happens OR as Rabble has posted, in 80 days we can all run around claiming deserted compounds. On a sad/happy note, the humans computer crashed kaput this morning... it took her 2 hours to get up and go to pick out a new one and get it up and running. It has Windows 7 and she used to have XP so she is learning a lot about it and reading up. Now if only Cory0210 could tell her what size screen she has.

''How many inches? - Cory''

'''February 7, 2010'''
Yesterday I joined a group that Rabble gathered to do the 20 minute dig. A HUGE Shoutout to Rabble... he is soooo organized and it was a lot of fun. I was very excited to receive 2 eggplant seeds. Tonight I was hanging out at my compound and happy to see a few YaYa's online. It seems that the new shard thingy may not include many of us YaYa's and we may stay put where we are now. I can't help wondering, which shard will Sami be playing in? Oh No!

'''''February 6, 2010'''''
Okay so I AM a slacker. On the upside, the humans debate team at school won its second debate, much to the big surprise of EVERYONE involved. There is still a huge celebration going on in the New York City area that will continue for a few weeks until they realize they have to do ANOTHER debate. On the downside, the human has been pretty sick and continuing onward going to work and has finally seen a doctor who suggested time in the desert would clear up all her illnesses.

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Shards

2010-01-22T02:55:56Z

Cory0210: /* Player comments */

== Disclaimer ==
This page has been created in an evening and would benefit from some editing. I have tried to be objective and not put my opinions forward. Please leave YOUR views on the idea of 'shards' in the segment called Players comments. If you feel you can summarise the ideas better than I can, either let me know or change yourself! You can leave a pm for me ingame or through the forum... where I am listed as khaem. Thanks, Khaemwaset

==Shards... what are they?==
For Shard read server. ATITD is going to potentially start an experiment, whereby Teppy will open a new shard or server every few months.

Here is Teppy's definition on ENN... "Every 3 months, we'd open a new Tale in the Desert 5 (we'd probably do the first of these as a Tale 4 shard, starting in about a month.) Every Test and Tech would be unlockable on Day 1. So, no waiting for Devs to finish coding. Only 3 Tests are uncoded at the moment, so I think it's reasonable to assume that players would not have to wait."

==Why? ==
Player driven not Dev driven.

== Questions asked on ENN ==
''Okay, so if I join one shard or server can I join another with the same avatar account?''

'''No.''' If you want to play on another server you need to create and pay for a new account/avatar.

== The downsides ==
1. The stream of new players will all tend to be directed to the newest shard.

2. Players who would otherwise return to this shard might instead restart from scratch on the new one.

3. No solution yet as to how Monument building on other shards will effect the next Tale.

The above are as summarized by Teppy on ENN. If you have your comments please leave them below.

== The ENN Log ==
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21:07:31 Teppy: ---

21:07:37 Teppy: Greetings, all...

21:08:02 Teppy: (One sec, tech problem)

21:09:21 Teppy: Ok, there we go.

21:10:36 Teppy: So I followed a bit of the informal discussion in E! yesterday. Lots of initial negative reaction to the idea and then some positive reaction later.

21:11:07 Teppy: So let me first explain the actual idea and hen talk about which problems I think it may solve, and which i won't.

21:11:28 Teppy: Rosethorn, feel free to add to this as I talk.

21:12:12 Teppy: As most veterans know, the feeling at a Tale's start is very different from 1+ year in.

21:12:18 Teppy: And is different from the endgame.

21:12:43 Teppy: In fact, I'd go so far as to say that there are 3 pretty distinct phases to a Tale.

21:13:26 Teppy: And I'll just come right out and say it - I've always enjoyed the first part the best.

21:14:17 Teppy: Yeah, there's new Tests and tweeks to various techs, but it seems that most of the interesting stuff is not knowing how the different regions will develop,m and who will become powerful...

21:14:37 Teppy: What sorts of guild relationships and purposes will evolve.

21:14:56 Teppy: It's been different in each Tale.

21:15:15 Teppy: And I've always said that shorter Tales are a primary goal. We're actually on track for a shorter Tale this time.

21:16:02 Teppy: Specifically, if we could shorten that middle phase (and ideally, lengthen the first phase, though I'm not sure how to do that.)

21:17:30 Teppy: And there's an interesting observation:

21:18:04 Teppy: Not only are the # of players online way, way higher at a Tale's start...

21:18:22 Teppy: Those that join early on stay over 2x as long as those that join, say, now.

21:19:54 Teppy: So Rosethorn suggested something that - in almost 8 years of ATITD - I never thought of...

21:20:37 Teppy: And the suggestion meshes nicely with some (but not all!) of those properties that are peculiar to ATITD.

21:21:33 Teppy: And that is, rather than start a Tale and have it run for 18+ months, where maybe 16 of those months are "midgame"/"endgame"

21:21:50 Teppy: Start a new shard every 3 months or so.

21:22:00 Teppy: One other observation...

21:22:32 Teppy: I have a Google Alert set up for ATITD, and I always go and read comments on message boards where we get mentioned...

21:23:34 Teppy: And many of the people who have been here and left feel frustrated that they were never able to be one of the top players. Not enough time to devote to it, etc.

21:24:06 Teppy: It's such an appealing game if you're one of the opinion leaders in Egypt...

21:25:20 Teppy: Also, an observation: At this point in a Tale we tend to cruise along at 1100-1300 players. We're a bit lower than that right now (972 a couple days ago), but same ballpark.

21:25:44 Nissim: how many players out of the ones active now consider or aspire to be opinion leaders? 21:26:59 Teppy: I don't kow - very hard to quantify.

21:27:17 Orrin: If I can just make a more 'specific' account on active players, it seems to me that we stand at about 250-300 *active* players. Wahim's wine petition was turned it at just over 110 signatories. The 250-300 figure is based on the census of >init in body, and is a faily good 'leveller'

21:27:30 Injeru: Not interested in being an opinion leader-- I do, however, enjoy being part of things that feel like they're affecting the world. The old hands seem to have a wrap on a lot of that. For example, was excited by the genetics, but there was no way I could compete with Tedra for resource availability or knowledge as a new player.

21:27:47 Teppy: See, that's very interesting.

21:29:22 Teppy: There's this odd result from sociology called "Dunbar's Number" - go ahead and look it up on Wikipedia...

21:29:52 Teppy: But it (and some related numbers) basically says that the size of groups are "quantized"...

21:30:40 Teppy: Depending on the type of group, something in human nature causes it to be 12 people, or 50 people, or 250, or 2500.

21:31:08 Teppy: Most of the real life groups that I've been involved in have been right about 12 people.

21:31:21 Teppy: And I think the 250 number is the size that tribes tend to be, before they split apart.

21:32:05 Keko: i think 300 or 400 players active and others mule and inactive paids

21:32:51 Teppy: It may in fact be 250. Again, hard to measure "real" accounts as opposed to mules, people who log in to socialize but not really "play", etc.

21:34:34 Teppy: So if you believe in the Dunbar's Number hypothesis - the idea of a new telling of Tale 4, or Tal;e 5, starting every 3 months may be a way to grow the overall size of the ATITD community.

21:34:43 Nchanter: Well if your goal is to make the game playable in ~250 player groups, you will have to re-scale a lot of things in the game, like research requirments (there are more active peopel at the beggining of the telling) and the way research works region to region.

21:35:34 Orrin: The problem as I see it is that this game is very much socially orientated. It's rather abstract, but you can compare the game to a self-sustaining reaction. Enough people must be around for the social network to function. If connections fail, the reaction slows down and it self-propogates.

21:35:44 Teppy: Exactly.

21:36:28 Lukeera: I think your idea of new shards would broaden the number of people playing...for a short time. Then you would encounter shifts based on "but that shard is better."

21:36:45 Teppy: NChanter: Agreed. That's not much smaller than we are now. So yeah, we would have to do some tweeking, but nothing dramatic...

21:37:13 Teppy: Many Tests are extremely hard right now, but most self-balance...

21:38:08 Piff: You know, it's not about being the "top" player in egypt, it's about what NOT being the top player means. For instance: raeli ovens, rare minerals...those things are not accessible to many small guilds or latecomers

21:38:22 Teppy: Bingo.

21:38:58 Nchanter: I do agree with the premis you posted in the calinder description that a player paced telling will retain more people than a developer paced telling -- having everything "unlockable" from the beggining and it gets unlocked when the players research it, not when y'all release it. but fragmenting shards mean that when a new one opens up, you will haev players move to that, and never "finish" any of the tellings.

21:39:24 Piff: why can't you just make them more accessible instead of starting new shards?

21:40:53 Teppy: There are probably 1000 "difficulty knobs" (variables) in ATITD: I do try to adjust them. For instance today I fooled with a half dozen or so that control how Beehive and Golden Sun mushrooms propagate.

21:41:01 Rosethorn: Nchanter, I don't think that's true. I don't think people would be willing to abandon all their hard work (the key players, the active ones in this telling) and not see it through for the chance to start over with the exact same tests.

21:42:15 Teppy: So the question is - how can we do this in a way where a whole different community forms in the other shard? Dunbar's Number says that there's at least an inclination to this - we're certainly not going *against* human nature.

21:43:04 Orrin: A big problem I see is that there is *so* much possible in this game, and right now, not much dev-time to spend on it. Take the recent discussion on eco, or even the one regarding 'auto' cc ovens. The community does have *some* good ideas, but often they're impractical.

21:43:32 hilly: to make a tale work you need all sorts of player then hard core, the workers and the sosail players. if you remove 1 of those groups, the hole things falls apart

21:44:20 Teppy: Absolutely. And I have no doubt that those roles would be filled on each shard.

21:44:30 Orrin: The major building of this tale is done Hilly, that and the research. We are really now into the realm of 'do tests, mess around, wait for something to happen'

21:44:49 Nissim: would the number of shards have an effect on lag?

21:44:51 Teppy: No

21:44:56 Chaul: you are talking about creating a whole new world, not just "splitting a tribe"..

21:45:14 Teppy: Right. *Splitting* the existing playerbase is the last thing we need.

21:46:11 Teppy: So we need to do everything possible to make the new shards their own communities, not a fragment of this community. I do *not* think that there are only 1000 people on the entire planet that would enjoy ATITD.

21:46:32 Nchanter: But that is what will happen. New blood will always go to the new server, the old server will continue to dwindle, and you will not have the numbers to complete monuments.

21:47:00 Teppy: That is one very real downside to this that I've identified.

21:47:27 Teppy: However, look in the Immigrants channel right now, with /ts on.

21:48:04 Teppy: 18 new arrivals in 24 hours.

21:48:44 BlueGrass: yes but not all are making it to Egypt

21:48:57 Teppy: Or permanently joining us.

21:49:14 Teppy: So yeah, the net attrition would be higher, but the inflow of new people is not what's going to make or break Monuments.

21:49:19 Nissim: another way to grow the community is understand why players are leaving.... through a survey

21:49:57 Teppy: We do that: The exit survey shows this - chat me privately afterwards, but I don't see any great insights from reading that.

21:50:10 Khaemwaset: Teppy could you pelase succintly describe b ywhat you mean by shards. Some of us are getting confused.

21:50:14 Teppy: Sure...

21:50:50 Teppy: (And keep in mind, this isn't fully fleshed out - I'm sure that some of the key things haven't been identified yet, and will come from this, or future chats.)

21:51:37 Teppy: Every 3 months, we'd open a new Tale in the Desert 5 (we'd probably do the first of these as a Tale 4 shard, starting in about a month.)

21:52:37 Teppy: Every Test and Tech would be unlockable on Day 1. So, no waiting for Devs to finish coding.

21:53:06 Teppy: Only 3 Tests are uncoded at the moment, so I think it's reasonable to assume that players would not have to wait.

21:53:47 Nchanter: Yes, but when you open up something new it's gonna cause more attrition on the existing server. "I didn't get a yellowish oven on serve 3, i'll try now again on server 4..."

21:54:34 Teppy: Could happen, but I think that particular case is remote. "I didn't play at all in December and January so I'm going to move" is plausible perhaps, but a yellowish oven?

21:54:47 Taemon: Would we be a new character on each shard? Or can we bring our levels along?

21:55:22 Teppy: I would set it up in a way to discourage moving among shards. I want the new shard to have a whole different, new community, not a splinter of this one...

21:55:43 Teppy: So characters would not be transferrable (technically crazy-hard anyway)...

21:56:15 Teppy: An account would be on one specific server.

21:56:25 Nchanter: Also, how would having multiple shards affect choosing what the legacy tests are gonna be for future numbered tellings. If you have a T4Arch Monument-A, T4Arch Monument-B, T4Archmonument-C which wone gets picked to be integrated into the various instances of T5?

21:57:12 Teppy: This is a problem I haven't solved yet. I won't be able to code 42 new Tests per Telling.

21:57:45 Teppy: Laws are a similar issue, but those are far quicker to code than Tests.

21:58:47 Teppy: Maybe something where the top monuments across shards become new Tests. I'm open to suggestions there.

21:59:36 Rosethorn: I believe marking the first shard for each telling (in this case this telling) as the 'primary shard' and only monuments from that shard would count towards the next.

21:59:57 Teppy: I don't think that would be ideal...

21:59:58 OZtwo: for many this would just kill the fun of it

22:00:01 Teppy: Right.

22:00:16 Teppy: I think it's important that each shard affects the next Tale.

22:01:01 Teppy: Kemet was a version of Tale 1 run by MDO games. They had a much lower population than Tale 1, but with some modifications to gameplay, they were able to complete 1 monument.

22:01:22 Nissim: but as I see it T4 shard A will move into T5 shard A, T4 shard B into T5 shard B etc...

22:01:31 Teppy: Yes, I would expect something like that.

22:01:43 Beah: Not sure I understand all this, but does it mean we have to start all over every 3 month?

22:02:23 Teppy: No. A given shard would last about as long as they do now. (I'd like to shorten that in general - I still feel that 12 months is ideal for a Telling.)

22:02:32 Nchanter: which constitutes "losing" the game, only building 1 monument, instead of all 7.

22:02:38 Savarin: What about player run institutions like The Goods? If one shard had that and another didn't; I think a lot of players would go for that server instead.

22:03:19 Teppy: My dream would be for similar but different things to occur in the various communities.

22:03:23 Orrin: I agree there teppy, 12 months would be good.

22:03:43 Piff: why don't you consider doing that again? Letting someone like MDO games run a copy of your server? Just curious

22:04:23 Teppy: If it was a competent company, yes.

22:04:39 Khaemwaset: so how big would each shard be... I mean in terms of regions and such?

22:04:53 Panyea: but sir, what about GM's? aren't we down to 3 now?

22:05:23 Teppy: Probably fewer regions. Or fewer open regions anyway.

22:05:31 Teppy: (Maybe 7 open regions?)

22:06:17 Injeru: The other question I've seen come up which I'd like to hear your thoughts on-- how much will be different between different shards running the same telling? Resource locations, etc... will there be some differences in the game world? I can see problems arising if everything's in the same place on a new shard.

22:06:40 Teppy: In the map itself, no difference. All Tale 5 shards would have the same visible map.

22:07:11 Teppy: Mineral locations, growing spots, nearly every other aspect of the game would change.

22:07:50 Teppy: This is possible, because I have a single "magic number" that seeds nearly all content...

22:08:53 Teppy: Wine regions, herb gathering techniques, mutagens, etc.

22:09:35 Nissim: I have no objection to sweveral shards if that number does not affect "my" shard... but would e-Genesis staff and investment be able to support the many shards?

22:10:14 Teppy: We have enough hardware to support an additional shard with some to spare.

22:10:32 Teppy: If the experiment is at all successful, buying more hardware is pocket change in comparison.

22:11:04 Orrin: The more shards you have, the thinner you spread your admin/WBs/GMs/Events

22:11:39 Teppy: We will need GM teams on other shards.

22:11:43 Lukeera: Staff can be added to handle those issues.

22:11:52 Rabble: If the experiment is a failure, will there some path for the other shard players to merge into this shard with their test/skills intact. Or do they just wait out T5?

22:12:13 Teppy: A 1-time merge of characters is technically doable...

22:12:34 Teppy: Merging Test passes, levels, skills, etc., is not.

22:13:57 Teppy: Guilds, CPs, Ovens, etc., is all not mergeable.

22:14:13 Klangdah: I'm getting lost here, the new shard(s) would be on T4 and you plan to have them going for around a year... meaning we are at least one year away from T5 ?

22:14:26 Teppy: I'm guessing we're 5 months from T5. That's a guess.

22:15:12 Teppy: 3 Tests to code, so that's 6-8 weeks, then 3 months of end-game.

22:15:21 OZtwo: just keep T4 goes as it is and don't make a mess of it

22:16:35 Teppy: That's the thing - except for the tiny trickle of new players coming into T4, this shouldn't have any effect.

22:16:47 Nissim: I see the number of legacy tests as an issue for you guys...

22:16:56 Teppy: Definitely an issue.

22:17:57 Teppy: I'm not saying that this idea is free of downsides - but I think that it's an overall win, and has the potential to be a huge win.

22:18:09 Savarin: Be honest with us, have you made up your mind on this and you're just looking for suggestions on how to implement it?

22:18:48 Teppy: I haven't heard anything that made me say "oh yeah, that's a fatal flaw."

22:19:09 Squiranha: My problem with this idea is that new shards would be lively because they'd be in the first phase of the game, but without content/events/new things, people playing there would be get bored just we do here during middle tale, and with the community split, less would stay until the end and it would be much harder to do endgame in any of the shards

22:20:55 Teppy: That has entirely to do with the length of a Tale. That's a big problem - the biggest problem even. But it's - as mathematicians say - orthogonal to shards.

22:20:59 Rosethorn: We'd do events on new shards just like we do here.

22:21:17 Nchanter: Teppy, that's 'casue you're not listening to people saying "this is a bad idea. you've clearly made up you mind that this is a good idea."

22:21:46 Teppy: I'm listening to the reasons, not the "I Think This is a Bad Idea" part.

22:22:20 Teppy: And so far, in my judgement, the reasons against have been less persuasive than the likely advantages.

22:22:39 Rosethorn: This is an experiment in many ways. If it fails, we know not to do it in telling 5. If it succeeds, it has the potential to increase users in telling 5. Also, I'm sure Teppy agrees here too, we'd love to see how long a telling lasts that is purely player driven.

22:22:52 Teppy: Oh yes!

22:23:10 Orrin: I think it's worth a trial at the least, with a contingency to merge the new 'shard' and this 'shard' should the idea fail.

22:23:13 Lukeera: I don't think this is a bad idea. I think ATitD has a lot more potential than is being realized now. This is an idea session for what in all probability would be an entirely new player base.

22:23:57 Nchanter: when you ask "what are the flaws" and people point them out to you, some of which you're putting through and some of whic you havent', you've responded a few times "oh, well i haevnt' figured that out yet" and then proceeded to say this will happen in about a month. the message that is getting across is that you're just cchatting us as a courtesy, that you aren't really listening, and that our objections don't matter.

22:24:35 Teppy: I'm listening to ideas on HOW to best make it work. If there's a fatal flaw, then I'm listening for that too.

22:24:42 darkfyre: With all tests and techs "ready to be unlocked", I can see power players finishing a shard in months rather than years

22:24:46 Teppy: Would be pretty cool.

22:24:51 Injeru: I'm on board-- I think it's well worth trying out.

22:24:59 Khaemwaset: Rosethorn-- am i ok to set up a wiki page and a discussion thread on the forum. i think we all need to have a look at the issues before we commit our money to the game. i hope that if I do set up wiki/forum pages peeps will respond? And teppy will read???

22:25:08 Teppy: Sure.

22:25:50 Orrin: I'm not too sure on that, there is a substantial *risk* that the playerbase here will fossilise and the tale will die. However, there is also a substantial benefit from a healthier playerbase. There's no massive weight imbalance as I see it.

22:26:19 Rabble: If this turns out to be a big mistake and causes lower population in T4 and start of T5 but Egenesis has the financial resources to rebound by T6, then I say experiment away

22:26:20 Lukeera: Remember that he isn't tlaking about removing anything from us but rather adding more ATitD to the world as a whole.

22:26:41 Seiun: another good way for shard i have thought of is making possible for player to make a shard and then the shard's owner may invite poeple to it

22:26:49 Beah: Why don´t you send out a poll/questionary to every player and ask them if they say yes or no to this?

22:27:49 Teppy: Ultimately it's my decision. It's a risk/reward calculation, not a 50% threshold sort of thing.

22:28:14 Orrin: You cannot deny that a tale start is far more active than the position we're in now

22:28:24 Seiun: so poeple will raise a shard in community

22:29:02 Teppy: So to wrap up, here are the downsides identified so far:

22:30:01 Teppy: 1. The stream of new players will tend to all be directed toward the newest shard.

22:30:59 Teppy: 2. Players who would otherwise return to this shard might instead restart from scratch on the new one.

22:31:24 Teppy: 3. No solution yet about how monument building on other shards affects the next Tale.

22:33:07 Teppy: (#'s 1 and 2 are aspects of fragmenting the community; there are probably other less common ones as well, but I think those two are most of it.)

22:33:24 Orrin: As far as bug fixes go, will that propogate over servers?

22:34:03 Teppy: Yeah, in my experience with Kemet, it's not a huge problem - usually just a code recompile which takes a few minutes and no server downtime.)

22:34:57 OZtwo: but again Teppy if this is such a good idea in your mind, why hasn't WoW done it yet? -- not that I play it..but the idea

22:35:18 Teppy: Probably because the structure of WoW is fundamentally different from ATITD.

22:35:39 OZtwo: I joined this game since it was the closest to the old SimCity as I could find..with a little work, you can make this better than SimCity classic

22:35:46 Nchanter: And what about attntions to things like laws, or triggering new legal ballots, that requrire dev intervention. and running sunday test passes?

22:36:00 Lukeera: WOW has done it in essence with new servers, closed to xfers for 6 months.

22:36:01 Moses: are you kiddign WOW has open many servers over the yerars

22:36:06 Teppy: I stand corrected then.

22:36:24 Teppy: EVE Online hasn't done it though, and they're very successful.

22:36:35 Taffer: Will there be a way to choose which shard you want to go too, basics of wanting to join with old friends. Or will new players that are old vets just get swept into the new shard. And will there be server to sever communication, like the old EQ to EQ2 sony talking through servers.

22:36:56 Teppy: No server-server chats - each would would be self-enclosed.

22:37:52 Teppy: But you'd be able to connect to (and create an account on, at any time) any server. They would be listed in the launcher.

22:38:34 Teppy: We'd default the radio button to the newest server, but each would have a name.

22:38:59 Nchanter: Will you make sure to keep people ont he new server from having the same names as people on the old server in case we decide to create a second account on the new server to check it out?

22:39:13 Teppy: No.

22:39:29 Teppy: (Technically very hard to allocate names across all servers at once.)

22:39:41 Nchanter: Also, to play on both will i have to pay for two subscriptions?

22:39:56 Teppy: Yes. And I really do hope that such a thing is rare.

22:40:28 Nchanter: then what happens with t5 when you have to do legacy denotation?

22:40:57 Teppy: We would roll over T4 server "B" to T5 server "B: by default, just as T4->T5 by default now.

22:41:18 Teppy: And then we'd manually handle special cases as we do now.

22:41:25 Taffer: What about the Full paid YR contracts. Reserved name status. Would I be able to have taffer any *any shard, if I start a new account on a different server? or is t just this account, logg in name, password. dont get to choose server.

22:42:33 Teppy: They'd be on a single shard. I've always gone out of my way to help those that have supported us, and would still do so.

22:44:21 Teppy: Ok, I'm going to wrap up now. I'll continue to discuss the plans moving forward...

22:45:29 Teppy: Like I said, I'd like to launch the next T4 server in about a month, though I haven't set an exact date yet. I want to have a better grasp on Monuments and a few other issues first.

22:47:39 Teppy: Thanks all. The "ratio of thoughts to words" in this chat was particularly high, so I am especially appreciative of that.

22:48:05 Teppy: Teppy out!

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== E! Discussions ==
There's been at least one fairly extensive discussion on E! about this. Could someone grab/embed
those in here as well? --[[User:Shebi|Shebi]]

There have been multiple chats - scaping them off the log without unintentionally clipping
them would be difficult - A link to the E! is the best we can do and folks will just have to filter
for the on-going commentary. [[User:Shuofthefieryheat|ShuoftheFieryHeat]] 10:11, 13 January 2010 (EST)

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== Player comments ==

=== [http://atitd.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=548 ATITD Forum Thread on this Topic] ===

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=== Cory0210 (Male Oprah) ===

(Please be aware that I am no longer participating in the game itself, but keep up with the wiki.)

Shard, definition - (n) a broken piece of a brittle artifact.

I left the game due to low player base, as well as lack of developer interaction. The idea of a shard, a broken piece of the currently brittle artifact that is A Tale in the Desert, has certain disadvantages and benefits.

Of course, the benefits include lack of a need for developer interaction (I'm sorry teppy, I just couldn't stand the pace.) and therefore a fast pace, as well as an even closer-knit community. It is my opinion, however, that the disadvantages of shards outweigh the benefits. The simple idea of splitting the player base further (and not by language) is simply unacceptable. A server shard will most likely average 50 or so players (leading to a close community, of course) but general "empty" feeling, the same feeling that caused me to leave the game. Along with this idea, the compliment of all tests released at once is nearly ideal, however, it would be a much better platform to release tests over a specified time (to retain interest), but release all technologies for user consumption.

If shards do come to pass, however, may I suggest an events system for players to control (perhaps with developer-approved prizes)? As a PRET member, I attempted to increase interest through the creation of events, such as Male Oprah, but there was simply not enough support from the developers. In fact, shards will require much greater social features, as evident by prior communities prevalent in ATitD continuing communication over Facebook. Even a feature as simple as a default "shard-wide" chat (not a moderated microphone) or "shard-pharaoh" will increase practicality of the shard concept.

As a final note, I would like to inform you all that you may reach me (if I have left you with no means of contacting me) at corythepharaoh@me.com .

=== [[User:Trillian|Trillian]] ===

I am curious to see how the new shard would develop and also think a tale with everything unlockable from the start would be excellent but my fear of how the lack of new players incoming to the current tale will affect it is greater, therefore IF there was a vote ,lol, I'd vote no.<br>
Alternate ideas:
*I'd prefer to see a Tale4B run at end of T4 with a set end time of 6mths with everything reduces to make this even possible, a speed server in essence- downside would need lots of tweaks to make everything quicker I'd imagine.<br>
*OR a second server that is a never ending(?)(4yr+) tale perhaps, more of a sandbox type game than tales are currently, giving players time to discover how to make a flower a certain colour and find every flavour of wine in egypt. In current tale lenghts it seems not worth even starting to try to figure these things out as they are difficult things to master or discover, yes we can try again in next tale but that involves getting back to a place where we have the resources to make a billion nut essence or make mutagens by which time we're back in same position of tale ending too quickly. I'd like to be able to try all the different things the game offers in the one game not have to pick one or two thing to concentrate on each tale.
Overall though I believe this is all an attempt at player retention which is good thing to work on but you need to increase player attraction also and to wit ADVERTISING this wonderful game would by far be the best method imho.--[[User:Trillian|Trillian]] 23:19, 12 January 2010 (EST) <br>

=== Nissim ===

(Nissim) I think that the idea of "Player driven" rather than "Dev driven" e.g. having all tests and techs unlockable at the start of a tale is a great concept. If we consider our current shard as being T4 shard A, will all tests (including legacy tests from T4) and techs be unlockable when we move into T5 shard A? If not then we would end with shard A being Dev driven and the other shards being Player driven. Also the number of legacy tests to code has been identified as an issue (I believe this is captured as No. 3 downside above). Therefore e-Genesis has to realize that more programmers (to immediately code the new tests and techs for T5 shard A, and the 7 new legacy tests in the other shards) will need to be operational upfront.... otherwise they will become overwhelmed with the ultimate consequence that no shard will be Player driven and players would quit in all shards

=== Rabble ===

Hello. My name is Rabble and I approved this message.

I think 4B will be a disaster. This is my *guess* as to what will happen

I think damage has already been done. We've been told that T5 will end in 5-6 months. Doesn't Teppy always underestimate the remaining length of tales? Aren't we likely to be here much longer? If so, it's really damaging to throw around inaccurate figures like that. Many people are going to look at a possible end in 5 months and start to wonder why they should bother continuing here.

The new players probably see 4B as a chance to start over without all the clutter they see in 4A. The land won't be filled with decaying structures that have been at 0% for 100+ days. The mine veins won't be filled. The test scores won't be high. The new players probably think they won't be playing catch-up on 4B. They couldn't be more wrong.

On day one of 4B there won't be any chariot routes or metal working or tests or cooking or good flax. There won't be any improved brick racks, hackling rakes, public camps, or trading guilds. Just because everything will be 'unlockable' doesn't mean it will be available. Most new players don't understand that someone, presumably them on 4B, will have to manufacture and contribute thousands and thousands and thousands of debens of materials to universities in order to have techs available. And since many techs depend on other techs, it will take considerable time for 4B to mature. The new players who move to 4B will be playing catch-up their entire tale because they will be trying to catch the tech levels of 4A the entire tale. Once the novelty wears off, 4B will burn them out in droves.

Meanwhile, 4A will suffer. With less new people coming in, it will ossify. Tests like mentoring will become all but impossible. Many of our other tests are already very hard due to lack of participation. This will make things worse. The population of old players will continue to slowly dwindle but now there will be few, if any, new players to stem the tide. So our overall population on 4A will drop much faster.

And 4B's population will be .. well who knows. The new players who go there aren't likely to last long since life will be so difficult. Will they return to 4A or give up on the entire ATiTD brand? The old players who return to 4B will find that it's not a new tale with high population and new tests and new techs but a rerun of tale 4 with the same old gameplay they already rejected. Will they miss their friends on 4A and move back to join us? Or will they get annoyed when they discover they need a second subscription to play on 4A and will this cause them to quit 4B? Will some of them feel the whole thing is just a cheap gimick and just give up on ATiTD for good? Maybe some veterans will settle on 4B to see how fast they can develop their camps and regions. But will they stay? With less people, life on 4B might be too quiet even for the hermits. And each vet that leaves 4A for 4B makes our community here one part weaker.

Rosethorn said over and over this won't split the population. She repeats it like a mantra. But there are already people upset they just paid for one year on 4A and wanting to move to 4B. There are already relatively new players who said they plan on going there. The split has *already* begun.

I don't know how the developers and GM's will handle this. Surely, 4B will need a lot of hand-holding at first. They'll need new contests to give away pepper seeds, missing bulbs and other items that we slowly built up on 4A. There will be more coding to enact the two different sets of laws that develop. They will be tests, like acro, that just don't work on 4B and the players there will call out for attention. And there will be unseen bugs and problems that require attention. Plus, of course, Teppy will need to take a good bit of time just to implement this all.

We are already short of dev and GM time. It takes months to get some bugs fixed or gameplay rebalanced. We have few events anymore. Now the devs and GMs will have more work to do and this is supposed to help?

=== [[User:Shuofthefieryheat|ShuoftheFieryHeat]] ===
Unfortunately Teppy has already decided to make this change. He made that very clear in the chat. This project is just "bad timing". Perhaps it would have been a good idea for a T5 roll-out but surely it is not with T4. All the negative comments have been swept under the rug. T4-A is surely done now - only a few things of interest left for Shu and iziz. No airships for us but perhaps the tweak to Beehives will make it possible to do one more walkabout in T4.

Even if new server shards are good for T5 there are still loads of problems. There is no character transfer. So your friends sign in to the wrong server and then you're done for the rest of pre-pay. A player who only wants to hold resources - well those with the money and the mules will just pop over to every server and claim all they can. It gives a whole new meaning to ECA/DPPRA/Scavenging. It does nothing to address the fundamental problems of the game. It does nothing to fix any of the issues that have arisen in T3/T4 (and probably earlier games too). And even if you WANT to play on the new shards - oh surprise! You need to pay a subscription again for every shard you want to try out. This is the best new-revenue stream Teppy's created - I can only surmise that there is not enough mule-revenue in Egypt already. Dunno how deep other's pockebooks are - but Shu doesn't have the fortune or time to play T4-ABCDE + T5-ABCDE so at best Teppy will keep Shu and iziz on ONE server and T5??? that's an unknown.

Teppy likes social experimentation. This is a huge social experiement with the "few" remaining players.

=== Squiranha ===

At this point I am very skeptical about this new shard idea. I strongly believe that both Teppy and the new players in T4 don't see all the implications of opening a new T4 world that needs to be built up from scratch. I want to address those two points of view separately.

1- Teppy has said many times that he believes the main problem of the mid-tale boredom (and the mass exodus of players in that period) is the length of the tale. I don't think that is entirely true. The main problem are the long periods with *nothing* happening. The early tale is exciting because there's a lot to do; level up, open the basic techs, work on the basic tests. The end tale usually draws back people because they want to get the monuments up, finish off the tale and move on to the next one, but often there's a sense of "a job that needs to be done" rather than the sense of excitement of the beginning of a new tale. In between we have the usual long stretches where the Story we were supposed to get has become completely irrelevant, a very low rate of new tests/techs release, no events (when was the last conflict tournament?).

Every tale has 49 tests. Several of them are available almost immediately when a tale starts. If the rest of them were to be released with a steady rate of one every two weeks, that would mean a tale could last around 18 months (which to me is pretty much the ideal duration), but every couple of weeks there would be something new to work on. So, once again, 18 months with a constant flow of novelties is *not* too long. 18 months with 8-10 months of the same old stuff while waiting for new tests is what is killing the game and pushing people away.

I would also like to add that the second half of the test have a level requirement that is too high for new players. It's easy to reach level 10-15, it takes longer to rise from that. So, when a new test is released (like Tattoo recently, level 17), it is immediately available to people who have been around for a while, but not to players that have been playing for a month or two, and that adds to their feeling of exclusion (I can't own a raeli oven, I can't compete with big guilds, I'll never catch up with the experienced players, and even this new test is something I can't even do yet).

2- I can relate to the frustration of players who have joined when T4 was well underway, having been in the same situation when I joined back in T2. What I didn't realize at the time are things that Rabble mentioned in his comment above: while I felt I was well behind everyone else, I was still able to take advantage of good flax seeds, automated machinery, advanced techs and all that. Only after playing T3 from the beginning was I fully aware that latecomers have disadvantages but also advantages. While it's true that those who join now will never be able to pass certain tests (like almost all of the Harmony tests), it's also true that they can travel by chariot, they can trade for gems without having to unlock Mining etc first, they can grow flowers without unlocking all the related techs first and so on and so on. If new players were to be thrown in a new empty shard, they would have to spend so much time grinding to unlock all the basic things, that the feeling of excitement would quickly wear off. Besides, I am quite convinced that even the excitement of the beginning of a Tale comes from having experienced the other phases of a Tale. If all one would see is the early Tale, which is heavily grinding oriented, one would get the feeling that in this game there's nothing but grinding, and I don't see how that could help retaining players.

So, to sum things up, new shards would make sense if the main Tale structure was well balanced, but right now it is not. A lot early on, a lot near the end, and close to nothing in between. That is the main problem. Splitting a community that is already dangerously close to the lower sustainable limit is not a viable solution.

=== Injeru ===

I'll chime in as a voice in support of the idea. Reading the wikipedia article Teppy referenced (Dunbar's number) gives some indication of his thinking. I can get behind the idea of making an attempt at smaller, more cohesive communities on separate servers, with room for everyone to have their place. I understand the concerns people are expressing, but I don't envision dire consequences even in the event of a failure of the idea. I think the biggest difficulty and expenditure of dev time will come from matters of tuning the game mechanics to present the desired challenge level for smaller groups. I have confidence from Teppy's comments that he's keeping in mind the current staff resources he has access to, and ways to prevent them from being spread too thinly. There's a lot that needs to be worked out still, but I have yet to see anything that has convinced me that our game experience on the primary server will be noticably degraded by having another server running an instance of the world. I'm actually curious and cautiously enthusiastic about the whole experiment.

=== Yendor ===

I've posted my ideas on [http://atitd.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=548 the Forums] but in brief I think the idea is very dumb. At least for me personally, it does not address the reasons I decided not to renew for T4. I think it will cause T4A's population to decrease faster than it already is -- and I think in two months at the most, T4B will have even fewer people. I am greatly concerned that the people making the decision seem to be basing it on hopes and ideals rather than empirical evidence (has a game with declining population *ever* grown long-term by adding more of the same?).

I also agree with Squiranha that many of the players feeling overwhelmed on T4A will still feel overwhelmed in T4B. Just for comparison, I spent as many hours of work on an obelisk I built the last month of T2 (with greenhouses, brick machines, TheGoods) as I did for the one I built early in T3 (hand-picked straw, flimsy brick racks, student looms). And those tests with high scores? What makes you think the scores will be any lower in T4B? (But I do agree some tests like Festivals and many harmony ones are impossible unless you start working on them as soon as they are released)

=== Philly ===

Here's my two cents. I started in T3 mid-tale and somehow made it through being brand new and having all my neighbors at insanely high levels and techs, having all kinds of toys I could never dream of building by the end of the tale. Somehow I got by. A new server (shard) may draw in new blood and make em happy, but gosh, how was it that you were able to draw me in and keep me hooked in T3? It wasn't a shard. :^(

This tale has been much harder than the previous tale, and I am thinking that was one of the primary reasons why tons of people left, not because they were brand new and could not compete with the hard-core players, but because requirements are WAY too much for the average $15.00/month player who plays this for fun, not as a career.

I am not afraid of change, however I feel that we may lose community by creating shards. And the name 'shard' is ironic, "a piece or fragment of a brittle surface". Hoping these shards will not break the community.

=== [[User:Mayanah|Mayanah]] ===

I am concerned that opening new servers doesn't address the problems causing existing players to leave or causing new players not to subscribe. Some tests would have to be changed: Init of Harmony, Init of Worship, Marriage, Prophet, Acrobat and Mentorship with possibly many others.

It seems to me that with the start of a new server, all growth on existing servers would stop. That means once every three months there would be more people leaving existing shards out of disappointment or boredom. Anyone who joins a shard within a few days or even weeks of a new one being opened will be almost guaranteed to have problems completing even some of the initiations let alone some tests. Without legacy players on new shards, how will you complete Init of Harmony? Without new players you can't teach your acro moves to people. Without a new player, who will you complete Init of Worship with? Without new players, who will you prophetize? Who will you mentor? And who will you marry?

If you haven't passed those tests by the time a new shard starts, you may not be able to.

Another thought I have is about the pre-pay packages. I can't imagine people will want to renew for 12 months, or even six months, knowing that their whole experience may change within 3 months.

And in response to what Daniels writes below: I think he's right that the beginnings will draw more people back. But again, it just leads to a big crash for the players who do stay and like the middle and end parts of the games. It does not address why these changes in game play speed occur.

=== [[User:Daniels|Daniels]] ===

There are a lot of unknowns and predictions on both sides of the argument, but we aren't really going to know until it happens. Personally, I like to look at this from a broad perspective. At worst case scenario the game's population will be too fragmented, and Teppy will ditch the idea and have a single shard for T5. T5 will still happen regardless; the game won't just stop. At best case scenario, the game's overall population will increase, and even if that means smaller populations on different shards, increased overall population is a good thing. The risks are low, and the potential positive effects could be good for the game. This is kind of a no brainer when you look at it from this broad perspective, which is the perspective Teppy is looking at it from.

On a more narrow perspective, I'd like to mention a potential positive that I don't think has been brought up. Well, it has been brought up, but as a "downside". A lot of players have quit the game because it has slowed down, and don't have any intention on coming back until T5. These types of players enjoy figuring out new things, discovering new systems and patterns, etc. I know several of these types of people, and they've quit because of the slow pace of the currently "second out of three phases of a tale". Not all of them will come back to the new shard, but I am guessing quite a few will. As Teppy mentioned in his ENN discussion, the beginning of the tale is a completely different experience than the middle and end phases. Players who prefer the beginning phase the most might have a reason to come back now.

=== [[User:Ankhotep|Ankhotep]] ===

I see three main problems with the idea of opening up new servers - none of which were adequately addressed in ENN chat the other day:

1. The player-base cannot sustain new servers. A comparison was made to WoW opening up new servers, but it's comparing apples and oranges. Teppy is trying to open up new shards to attract more players to the game. WoW (and other MMORPGs) opened up new server because the population on the server was TOO HIGH. That is certainly not the case here. Just as when they opened up new servers the average number of players per server dropped. That will happen in this case, too. Only this game cannot really support that and still function. Much of the game is built around a larger number of people being forced to interact (i.e. some tests, buildings etc. require up to seven people working together). At this point in mid-tale, this is hard enough to do with ONE server. It will be a nightmare trying to do this on more than one server.

2. Opening up a new server ignores or avoids the reason the player-base is so low. As mentioned in the chat, the player base is low 1) because of the mid-tale lull that inevitably occurs dragging the tale out, and 2) people who enter mid-tale are so far behind that they will inevitably quit (I know because this happened to me in T2). To address issue 1, have the whole game coded BEFORE opening up the Tale, thus making it player-driven to begin with and the tale will only last 12-18 months anyway avoiding the lull during which players quit. To address issue 2, make tests and buildings that are not impossible to complete mid-way through the tale. For instance, in the Test of Life, anyone building a tower in the last 3-4 months, myself included, have no chance of actually passing this test. Same goes for the Test of Marriage, the Test of the Prophet, etc. Although I am already level 36, there’s probably no way that I will be able to build an airship or raeli oven, although I’ve been playing for about 3 months now. With the player base shrinking, it will make many of these high mat building be impossible for most guilds, too.

3. Finally, trying to increase the player base by opening another server is (to borrow the phrase from a song) like trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing a piece of bubble-gum. To increase the player-base one needs to get more people to hear about the game; i.e., advertising and marketing. In a chat on E! with Rosethorn, she mentioned that she was going to be advertising the new shard in more non-traditional ways. When pressed on the issue, she was unable to provide ways except some web advertising. Even still, why not, instead, spend advertising money promoting T5 instead of a shard that’s set to release from the almost ending T4? Has any marketing research been done to know the target audience for the game? If not, why not? This is how you find the target audience to maximize your advertising dollars. Teppy said that surveys sent to leaving players weren’t that helpful for him, although he didn’t say why. Perhaps they could be looked at more closely and a large enough size given to provide some good statistical data. Bottom line is that it seems a technological solution is being applied to a economical problem.

I also am a little troubled by something else regarding this whole matter. How long has this new shard been planned? It sounded from the chat like it was proposed a month or two ago and it’s already being implemented. How much thought has actually gone into this? Teppy admitted that there are some concerns, but no “fatal flaws” (whatever that means) but despite these concerns he’s pressing on with the shard. It’s his company, so he can do whatever he wants, but by dismissing players concerns as he has done, it’s seems he’s throwing out the baby with the bath water. He might gain players, but how many is he going to lose by not addressing the issues that concern them?

User:BooBoo

2009-11-29T19:42:57Z

Cory0210: /* Welcome to BooBoo's Blog */

== ''''''TANT WAS HERE'''''' == 11/15/09 - I will leave this here until my nemesis Tantalizing reveals herself in game.

== '''Welcome to BooBoo's Blog''' ==
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'''November 25, 2009'''
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone in Egypt and their families.

'''November 22, 2009'''
It was a great day in Egypt. Although we were asked to sign a petition that didn't say anything. Very odd! I am hoping it wasn't a pre-nup with Sami.
Today was the last race of the season. Jeff finished 3rd in the points and Jimmie Johnson won the championship for the 4th season in a row. No more races till Daytona in February so Sundays will be a bit empty for the human for a few months. I think it's time to get back into the swing of things in Egypt. Starting right after Thanksgiving. I forgot what I was working on at the beginning of the month and will take an accounting of my skills, techs, tests, and compound stuff. Ahhhhh back to the stuff.... I can't believe I'm actually looking forward to it. Most of all, I look forward to spending more time with the YaYa's and wonderful peeps of Egypt. Where are you Cory0210? Not very nice that you have been missing for so much time when I'm ready to gab away with you.

Note from Cory0210 to me:
'''*Waves to the Egyptians, especially BooBoo* As you may have noticed, I am absent from Egypt, and currently have no plans of coming back. Through my years in Egypt, I made many a friend, but in the past year it seems that all have left. I may, however, pop up here now and then, but until Egypt becomes active again, I will remain dormant (I would rather not pay $13.95 for an empty chat room). As for you, Madame BooBoo, keep posting here so I can stay updated!'''
Note to Cory0210 from me:
Very very sad that you are gone. This has been a bad month for me and you have made it worse. I will really miss you. A Happy and a Healthy Thanksgiving to you and your family. Response: '''Merry Thanksgiving to you as well madame Boo!''' Response: '''It's not the same without you.''' Response: '''... you could try speaking with Elfus or Truanna *sticks his tongue out*, or continually nudge Pitaboo. Remember, I may come back next tale!'''

'''November 15, 2009'''
Today is the next to last NASCAR race of the season. In two weeks I go into withdrawal till February without a race to watch on Sundays.

The human and I have had our sense of humor return. We didn't have to vacuum all week long after cleaning up after Fred's demise. It's the first time in 30 years that happened. Yes, Fred was part of our family for 30 years. Now he is part of the history of our family... AND... we don't have to vacuum every single day anymore. The human says goodbye to him every morning still, forgetting that he is gone, and drove by the pet store and parked, and realized before she got out of the car that she didn't have to get any bird food. BUT... she actually went out this week and didn't come home after work, ACK!!!! usually she stopped home to cover Fred. We would both like to thank Cory0210 for having a moment of silence in his honor last Sunday.

'''November 7, 2009'''
The human and I are at a loss for words or play today. Fred our beloved cockatiel has passed on. He was friend, family, and sometimes acted like a pet bird. He will be truly missed.

'''November 1, 2009'''
As I always say, a new day, a new month. Today I spent time at the compound digging basements in my warehouses. Now that my dear friend Pitaboo is gone, I moved the chests from her compound into her warehouses, and I'm keeping up her compound just in case she decides to come back. OCD prevailed and I labeled everything by alphabet. I was a bit of a crazy person running back and forth and was happy lots of my friends were online today as I watched Jeff get caught up in a crash in the near final lap and end up finishing terribly. Only a few more weeks of NASCAR and the human goes into nutcase mode for the duration of the winter until the Daytona 500.

User:BooBoo

2009-11-27T00:11:31Z

Cory0210:

== ''''''TANT WAS HERE'''''' == 11/15/09 - I will leave this here until my nemesis Tantalizing reveals herself in game.

== '''Welcome to BooBoo's Blog''' ==
{| border="1"
|Asked Sami to Marry Me
|28 Times
|-
|} I will pay out 1 board for a Sami sighting for which I can ask him to marry me.

* [[User:BooBoo/December2008]]
* [[User:BooBoo/January2009]]
* [[User:BooBoo/February2009]]
* [[User:BooBoo/March2009]]
* [[User:BooBoo/April2009]]
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'''November 25, 2009'''
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone in Egypt and their families.

'''November 22, 2009'''
It was a great day in Egypt. Although we were asked to sign a petition that didn't say anything. Very odd! I am hoping it wasn't a pre-nup with Sami.
Today was the last race of the season. Jeff finished 3rd in the points and Jimmie Johnson won the championship for the 4th season in a row. No more races till Daytona in February so Sundays will be a bit empty for the human for a few months. I think it's time to get back into the swing of things in Egypt. Starting right after Thanksgiving. I forgot what I was working on at the beginning of the month and will take an accounting of my skills, techs, tests, and compound stuff. Ahhhhh back to the stuff.... I can't believe I'm actually looking forward to it. Most of all, I look forward to spending more time with the YaYa's and wonderful peeps of Egypt. Where are you Cory0210? Not very nice that you have been missing for so much time when I'm ready to gab away with you.

Note from Cory0210 to me:
'''*Waves to the Egyptians, especially BooBoo* As you may have noticed, I am absent from Egypt, and currently have no plans of coming back. Through my years in Egypt, I made many a friend, but in the past year it seems that all have left. I may, however, pop up here now and then, but until Egypt becomes active again, I will remain dormant (I would rather not pay $13.95 for an empty chat room). As for you, Madame BooBoo, keep posting here so I can stay updated!'''
Note to Cory0210 from me:
Very very sad that you are gone. This has been a bad month for me and you have made it worse. I will really miss you. A Happy and a Healthy Thanksgiving to you and your family. Response: '''Merry Thanksgiving to you as well madame Boo!'''

'''November 15, 2009'''
Today is the next to last NASCAR race of the season. In two weeks I go into withdrawal till February without a race to watch on Sundays.

The human and I have had our sense of humor return. We didn't have to vacuum all week long after cleaning up after Fred's demise. It's the first time in 30 years that happened. Yes, Fred was part of our family for 30 years. Now he is part of the history of our family... AND... we don't have to vacuum every single day anymore. The human says goodbye to him every morning still, forgetting that he is gone, and drove by the pet store and parked, and realized before she got out of the car that she didn't have to get any bird food. BUT... she actually went out this week and didn't come home after work, ACK!!!! usually she stopped home to cover Fred. We would both like to thank Cory0210 for having a moment of silence in his honor last Sunday.

'''November 7, 2009'''
The human and I are at a loss for words or play today. Fred our beloved cockatiel has passed on. He was friend, family, and sometimes acted like a pet bird. He will be truly missed.

'''November 1, 2009'''
As I always say, a new day, a new month. Today I spent time at the compound digging basements in my warehouses. Now that my dear friend Pitaboo is gone, I moved the chests from her compound into her warehouses, and I'm keeping up her compound just in case she decides to come back. OCD prevailed and I labeled everything by alphabet. I was a bit of a crazy person running back and forth and was happy lots of my friends were online today as I watched Jeff get caught up in a crash in the near final lap and end up finishing terribly. Only a few more weeks of NASCAR and the human goes into nutcase mode for the duration of the winter until the Daytona 500.

User:BooBoo

2009-11-23T21:25:22Z

Cory0210:

== ''''''TANT WAS HERE'''''' == 11/15/09 - I will leave this here until my nemesis Tantalizing reveals herself in game.

== '''Welcome to BooBoo's Blog''' ==
{| border="1"
|Asked Sami to Marry Me
|28 Times
|-
|} I will pay out 1 board for a Sami sighting for which I can ask him to marry me.

* [[User:BooBoo/December2008]]
* [[User:BooBoo/January2009]]
* [[User:BooBoo/February2009]]
* [[User:BooBoo/March2009]]
* [[User:BooBoo/April2009]]
* [[User:BooBoo/May2009]]
* [[User:BooBoo/June2009]]
* [[User:BooBoo/July2009]]
* [[User:BooBoo/August2009]]
* [[User:BooBoo/September2009]]
* [[User:BooBoo/October2009]]

* [[User:BooBoo/NotesToSelf|Notes To Self]] * [[User:BooBoo/Fumeology|Fumeology]]

[[Image:boowei.jpg|left|100px|]]

'''November 22, 2009'''
It was a great day in Egypt. Although we were asked to sign a petition that didn't say anything. Very odd! I am hoping it wasn't a pre-nup with Sami.
Today was the last race of the season. Jeff finished 3rd in the points and Jimmie Johnson won the championship for the 4th season in a row. No more races till Daytona in February so Sundays will be a bit empty for the human for a few months. I think it's time to get back into the swing of things in Egypt. Starting right after Thanksgiving. I forgot what I was working on at the beginning of the month and will take an accounting of my skills, techs, tests, and compound stuff. Ahhhhh back to the stuff.... I can't believe I'm actually looking forward to it. Most of all, I look forward to spending more time with the YaYa's and wonderful peeps of Egypt. Where are you Cory0210? Not very nice that you have been missing for so much time when I'm ready to gab away with you.

'''*Waves to the Egyptians, especially BooBoo* As you may have noticed, I am absent from Egypt, and currently have no plans of coming back. Through my years in Egypt, I made many a friend, but in the past year it seems that all have left. I may, however, pop up here now and then, but until Egypt becomes active again, I will remain dormant (I would rather not pay $13.95 for an empty chat room). As for you, Madame BooBoo, keep posting here so I can stay updated!'''

'''November 15, 2009'''
Today is the next to last NASCAR race of the season. In two weeks I go into withdrawal till February without a race to watch on Sundays.

The human and I have had our sense of humor return. We didn't have to vacuum all week long after cleaning up after Fred's demise. It's the first time in 30 years that happened. Yes, Fred was part of our family for 30 years. Now he is part of the history of our family... AND... we don't have to vacuum every single day anymore. The human says goodbye to him every morning still, forgetting that he is gone, and drove by the pet store and parked, and realized before she got out of the car that she didn't have to get any bird food. BUT... she actually went out this week and didn't come home after work, ACK!!!! usually she stopped home to cover Fred. We would both like to thank Cory0210 for having a moment of silence in his honor last Sunday.

'''November 7, 2009'''
The human and I are at a loss for words or play today. Fred our beloved cockatiel has passed on. He was friend, family, and sometimes acted like a pet bird. He will be truly missed.

'''November 1, 2009'''
As I always say, a new day, a new month. Today I spent time at the compound digging basements in my warehouses. Now that my dear friend Pitaboo is gone, I moved the chests from her compound into her warehouses, and I'm keeping up her compound just in case she decides to come back. OCD prevailed and I labeled everything by alphabet. I was a bit of a crazy person running back and forth and was happy lots of my friends were online today as I watched Jeff get caught up in a crash in the near final lap and end up finishing terribly. Only a few more weeks of NASCAR and the human goes into nutcase mode for the duration of the winter until the Daytona 500.

User:Cory0210

2009-10-29T22:53:05Z

Cory0210: /* Viticulture */

= Proposition I =

In it's current form, the Egyptian legal system does not compensate for the needs of most Egyptains, and therefore, requires reform. In this respect, an entirely new legal system is proposed, to in the seven pillars that follow:

== Pillar One ==

º The "Demi-Pharaoh" will no longer be in existance. Instead, a panel of seven judges, elected by the citizens of Egypt, will exist. Known as "The Supreme Panel",the Judges will preform a different role than the Demi-Pharaoh, and expectations will be placed upon which seven judges will be elected. Accordingly, the "Test of the Kingmaker" will be changed to the "Test of the Supreme Panel".

== Pillar Two ==

º The current legal system, which is rulled by a single dictator, will be completely reformed. In this new system, a court will exist, with a Supreme Panel (described above) and a randomly chosen jurry of 14 (which will be selected before each session). In this court, cases will be tried.

== Pillar Three ==

º A "case", which the court will try, consists of two opponents each arguing their side on an arguement or issue. Each opponent may choose to be represented by an attorney, which is defined as a willing Egyptian who feels they can argue their client's view. If an opponent does not show up to their trial, the supreme panel has the power to move them to the court. If an opponent is unable to make it to a specified time, they may have their attorney argue their point for them whilst they are absent, or request another time. A request for another time may only be put in 2 times on the same case before an attorney will be chosen by the supreme panel to represent them.

== Pillar Four ==

º Each "trial", or session in which a jury, supreme panel, and case is present, will follow a specific format. In this format, opponents (or their chosen atourney) may call a "witness" (defined as a citizen who has seen the event in question, given that the case is over an event) to recall events. The goal of each opponent is to argue their case to the supreme panel. The supreme panel will decide on a case using information from opponents, and the decision of the jury.

== Pillar Five ==

º For a case to be rulled, the supreme panel must come to a majority vote on the case, which is defined as 5 of the 7 judges agreeing with a single side. If majority is not concieveable, then a case will be considered "null", and neither side will win.

== Pillar Six ==

º Upon a case rulling, the supreme panel will, if accepted by Andrew Tepper, take action. For example: In the extreme case that all of an accounts goods are taken, and the supreme panel decides on the side of the account which had its goods taken, objects will be returned to the original account (with approval of Andrew Tepper), and the opposing account will have diciplinary action taken against it (defined by the supreme panel).

== Pillar Seven ==

º After a rulling is reached on an issue, the decision will be recorded in a law booth as a case (For example: The Citzens of Egypt vs. Example). And will be treated as a law, for the court's rulling on an issue is equivalent to the passing of a law.

= My Stats =
{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;" width="100%" align="center"
|-
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#b0c9e3;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">LEVEL<br><br>13</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#e7cd39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">STRENGTH<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f95e39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">DEXTERITY<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#a3b363;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">ENDURANCE<br><br>0</div>
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|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f8252f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">SPPED<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#925eb9;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">CONSTITUTION<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f4a086;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">FOCUS<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#dfc49f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">PERCEPTION<br><br>0</div>
|}

= My Tests/Principles =
{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;" align="center"
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#e7cd39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Architecture</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>The Principles of Architecture</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Passed
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of the Obelisk</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of the Obelisk</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f95e39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Art and Music</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Principles of Art and Music</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | Passed
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Principles of Khefre's Children</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | In Progress
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Test of Khefre's Children</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | In Progress
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Principles of Pyrotechnics</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | in Progress
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Test of Pyrotechnics</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | in Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Body</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Principles of Body</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Principles of the Acrobat</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Passed
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of the Acrobat</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress (see Acrobatics Bellow)
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Principles of the Singing Cicada</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | In Progress
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Test of the Singing Cicada</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Principles of the Safari</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Test of the Safari</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#a3b363;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Harmony</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of Harmony</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of the Prophet</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of the Prophet</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of Marriage</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of Marriage</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress (Need a Wife)
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#925eb9;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Leadership</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Principles of Leadership</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | Passed
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Principles of the Kingmaker</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | In Progress
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Test of the Kingmaker</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Principles of Mentorship</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Test of Mentorship</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f4a086;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Thought</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086"| <b>The Principles of Thought</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086"| Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#dfc49f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Worship</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of Worship</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of the Vigil</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of the Vigil</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of the Pilgrim</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Path of the Pilgrim</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|}

= My Acrobatics =

== Moves ==

{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;" align="center"
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#efdfbd;padding:10px;font-weight:bold;"> </div>
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Known</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">In Progress</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Wide Squat</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Broad Jump</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Cat Stretch</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>4 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Crunches</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Front Tuck</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Hand Plant</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Hand Stand</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>3 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Inverted Push ups</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Jumping Jacks</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Kick Up</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Leg Stretch</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Lunge</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>3 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Push Ups</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Rear Squat</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Roundoff</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Run in Place</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Side Bends</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>3 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Somersault</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Spin Flip</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Squats</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Squat Thrust</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Toe Touches</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Windmill</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>3 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|}

== Teachers ==

{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;"
|-
| <b>Perfect:-</b> || Salinor, Sokar, Styxx, Breasha, Pheonix, Marcus, Kaelus, Selune, Hanid, Rena, Ay, Shu, Kyira, and AmmonRa.
|-
| <b>Great:-</b> || Senilith, Zuvun, Simon, Tjutenkamen, Khaled, Den, InChristGirl, Imthedirt, AlienaVale, Zaniac, Imhlat, Sprocket, Serefina, Ouijdani, Shiva, and Menat.
|-
| <b>Pretty Good:-</b> || Mishaka, Telanoc, Catlyn, and Panahasi.
|-
| <b>Last Resort:-</b> || Corsic, Rahu, Inara, Manwya, Merit, Abar, Ahkten, Viruk, Rand, Wadji, and Philadelphia.
|-
| <b>Blur:-</b> || Bccoastalawn, Jaden, Shayra,Threshia, Araelendil, Orrin, Osmoses, Nipaeri,and Traak.
|}

<b>Facets Taught</b>: 30

= My Knowledge =
{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;" align="center"
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#efdfbd;padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">TECHNOLOGY</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#efdfbd;padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">SKILLS</div>
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#e7cd39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Architecture</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#e7cd39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Architecture</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Stonecutting</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Brick Rack Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Stonemasonry</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Stone Blade Fabrication</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 7
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Mining</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Home Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Carpentry</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Compound Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Rock Saw Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Ore Extraction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
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|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f95e39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Art and Music</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f95e39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Art and Music</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>Glassblowing</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>Clothwork</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>Flax Processing</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
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|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Body</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Body</div>
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Basic Charcoal Production</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Carving</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 2
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Controlled Burn</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Ecology</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 2
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Dowsing</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Fishing</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Rhythmic Strength</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 2
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
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|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#a3b363;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Harmony</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#a3b363;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Harmony</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Metallurgy</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Exploration Travel</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Project Management</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Exploration Travel</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Navigation</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
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|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#925eb9;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Leadership</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#925eb9;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Leadership</div>
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>Sign Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>Firebuilding</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
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|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f4a086;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Thought</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f4a086;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Thought</div>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086" | <b>Kiln Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086" | <b>Pottery</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
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|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#dfc49f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Worship</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#dfc49f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Worship</div>
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Agriculture</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Foraging</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Animal Husbandry</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Beekeeping</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Horticulture</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1 (Vampire Strain)
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
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=== [[User:Cory0210/Vines|Viticulture]] ===
<googlemap zoom="3" lat="890" lon="-3300" scrollwheel="nothing">
(A) 1706, 3691, Halana 1706 3691 --Done.--
(B) 766, -373, Wrongskian 766 -373
(C) -2083, -469, Cathy -2083 -469 --Done.--
</googlemap>

=== [[User:Cory0210/Paint|Paint]] ===

Original Page Design (Many elements changed and added) by the all-mighty Seba.

User:Cory0210

2009-10-29T22:26:24Z

Cory0210: /* Viticulture */

= Proposition I =

In it's current form, the Egyptian legal system does not compensate for the needs of most Egyptains, and therefore, requires reform. In this respect, an entirely new legal system is proposed, to in the seven pillars that follow:

== Pillar One ==

º The "Demi-Pharaoh" will no longer be in existance. Instead, a panel of seven judges, elected by the citizens of Egypt, will exist. Known as "The Supreme Panel",the Judges will preform a different role than the Demi-Pharaoh, and expectations will be placed upon which seven judges will be elected. Accordingly, the "Test of the Kingmaker" will be changed to the "Test of the Supreme Panel".

== Pillar Two ==

º The current legal system, which is rulled by a single dictator, will be completely reformed. In this new system, a court will exist, with a Supreme Panel (described above) and a randomly chosen jurry of 14 (which will be selected before each session). In this court, cases will be tried.

== Pillar Three ==

º A "case", which the court will try, consists of two opponents each arguing their side on an arguement or issue. Each opponent may choose to be represented by an attorney, which is defined as a willing Egyptian who feels they can argue their client's view. If an opponent does not show up to their trial, the supreme panel has the power to move them to the court. If an opponent is unable to make it to a specified time, they may have their attorney argue their point for them whilst they are absent, or request another time. A request for another time may only be put in 2 times on the same case before an attorney will be chosen by the supreme panel to represent them.

== Pillar Four ==

º Each "trial", or session in which a jury, supreme panel, and case is present, will follow a specific format. In this format, opponents (or their chosen atourney) may call a "witness" (defined as a citizen who has seen the event in question, given that the case is over an event) to recall events. The goal of each opponent is to argue their case to the supreme panel. The supreme panel will decide on a case using information from opponents, and the decision of the jury.

== Pillar Five ==

º For a case to be rulled, the supreme panel must come to a majority vote on the case, which is defined as 5 of the 7 judges agreeing with a single side. If majority is not concieveable, then a case will be considered "null", and neither side will win.

== Pillar Six ==

º Upon a case rulling, the supreme panel will, if accepted by Andrew Tepper, take action. For example: In the extreme case that all of an accounts goods are taken, and the supreme panel decides on the side of the account which had its goods taken, objects will be returned to the original account (with approval of Andrew Tepper), and the opposing account will have diciplinary action taken against it (defined by the supreme panel).

== Pillar Seven ==

º After a rulling is reached on an issue, the decision will be recorded in a law booth as a case (For example: The Citzens of Egypt vs. Example). And will be treated as a law, for the court's rulling on an issue is equivalent to the passing of a law.

= My Stats =
{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;" width="100%" align="center"
|-
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#b0c9e3;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">LEVEL<br><br>13</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#e7cd39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">STRENGTH<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f95e39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">DEXTERITY<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#a3b363;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">ENDURANCE<br><br>0</div>
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|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f8252f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">SPPED<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#925eb9;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">CONSTITUTION<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f4a086;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">FOCUS<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#dfc49f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">PERCEPTION<br><br>0</div>
|}

= My Tests/Principles =
{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;" align="center"
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#e7cd39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Architecture</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>The Principles of Architecture</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of the Obelisk</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of the Obelisk</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f95e39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Art and Music</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Principles of Art and Music</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Principles of Khefre's Children</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Test of Khefre's Children</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Principles of Pyrotechnics</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | in Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Test of Pyrotechnics</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | in Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Body</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Principles of Body</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Principles of the Acrobat</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of the Acrobat</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress (see Acrobatics Bellow)
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Principles of the Singing Cicada</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Test of the Singing Cicada</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Principles of the Safari</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Test of the Safari</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#a3b363;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Harmony</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of Harmony</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of the Prophet</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of the Prophet</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of Marriage</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of Marriage</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress (Need a Wife)
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#925eb9;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Leadership</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Principles of Leadership</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | Passed
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Principles of the Kingmaker</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Test of the Kingmaker</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Principles of Mentorship</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Test of Mentorship</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f4a086;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Thought</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086"| <b>The Principles of Thought</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086"| Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#dfc49f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Worship</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of Worship</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of the Vigil</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of the Vigil</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of the Pilgrim</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Path of the Pilgrim</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|}

= My Acrobatics =

== Moves ==

{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;" align="center"
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#efdfbd;padding:10px;font-weight:bold;"> </div>
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Known</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">In Progress</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Wide Squat</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Broad Jump</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Cat Stretch</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>4 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Crunches</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Front Tuck</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Hand Plant</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Hand Stand</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>3 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Inverted Push ups</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Jumping Jacks</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Kick Up</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Leg Stretch</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Lunge</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>3 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Push Ups</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Rear Squat</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Roundoff</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Run in Place</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Side Bends</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>3 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Somersault</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Spin Flip</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Squats</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Squat Thrust</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Toe Touches</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Windmill</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>3 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|}

== Teachers ==

{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;"
|-
| <b>Perfect:-</b> || Salinor, Sokar, Styxx, Breasha, Pheonix, Marcus, Kaelus, Selune, Hanid, Rena, Ay, Shu, Kyira, and AmmonRa.
|-
| <b>Great:-</b> || Senilith, Zuvun, Simon, Tjutenkamen, Khaled, Den, InChristGirl, Imthedirt, AlienaVale, Zaniac, Imhlat, Sprocket, Serefina, Ouijdani, Shiva, and Menat.
|-
| <b>Pretty Good:-</b> || Mishaka, Telanoc, Catlyn, and Panahasi.
|-
| <b>Last Resort:-</b> || Corsic, Rahu, Inara, Manwya, Merit, Abar, Ahkten, Viruk, Rand, Wadji, and Philadelphia.
|-
| <b>Blur:-</b> || Bccoastalawn, Jaden, Shayra,Threshia, Araelendil, Orrin, Osmoses, Nipaeri,and Traak.
|}

<b>Facets Taught</b>: 30

= My Knowledge =
{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;" align="center"
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#efdfbd;padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">TECHNOLOGY</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#efdfbd;padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">SKILLS</div>
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#e7cd39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Architecture</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#e7cd39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Architecture</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Stonecutting</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Brick Rack Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Stonemasonry</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Stone Blade Fabrication</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 7
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Mining</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Home Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Carpentry</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Compound Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Rock Saw Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Ore Extraction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f95e39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Art and Music</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f95e39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Art and Music</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>Glassblowing</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>Clothwork</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>Flax Processing</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Body</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Body</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Basic Charcoal Production</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Carving</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 2
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Controlled Burn</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Ecology</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 2
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Dowsing</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Fishing</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Rhythmic Strength</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 2
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#a3b363;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Harmony</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#a3b363;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Harmony</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Metallurgy</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Exploration Travel</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Project Management</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Exploration Travel</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Navigation</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#925eb9;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Leadership</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#925eb9;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Leadership</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>Sign Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>Firebuilding</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f4a086;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Thought</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f4a086;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Thought</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086" | <b>Kiln Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086" | <b>Pottery</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#dfc49f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Worship</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#dfc49f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Worship</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Agriculture</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Foraging</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Animal Husbandry</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Beekeeping</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Horticulture</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1 (Vampire Strain)
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|}

=== [[User:Cory0210/Vines|Viticulture]] ===
<googlemap zoom="3" lat="890" lon="-3300" scrollwheel="nothing">
(A) 1706, 3691, Halana 1706 3691 --Done.--
(B) 766, -373, Wrongskian 766 -373
(C) -2083, -469, Cathy -2083 -469
</googlemap>

=== [[User:Cory0210/Paint|Paint]] ===

Original Page Design (Many elements changed and added) by the all-mighty Seba.

User:Cory0210

2009-10-29T21:45:05Z

Cory0210: /* Viticulture */

= Proposition I =

In it's current form, the Egyptian legal system does not compensate for the needs of most Egyptains, and therefore, requires reform. In this respect, an entirely new legal system is proposed, to in the seven pillars that follow:

== Pillar One ==

º The "Demi-Pharaoh" will no longer be in existance. Instead, a panel of seven judges, elected by the citizens of Egypt, will exist. Known as "The Supreme Panel",the Judges will preform a different role than the Demi-Pharaoh, and expectations will be placed upon which seven judges will be elected. Accordingly, the "Test of the Kingmaker" will be changed to the "Test of the Supreme Panel".

== Pillar Two ==

º The current legal system, which is rulled by a single dictator, will be completely reformed. In this new system, a court will exist, with a Supreme Panel (described above) and a randomly chosen jurry of 14 (which will be selected before each session). In this court, cases will be tried.

== Pillar Three ==

º A "case", which the court will try, consists of two opponents each arguing their side on an arguement or issue. Each opponent may choose to be represented by an attorney, which is defined as a willing Egyptian who feels they can argue their client's view. If an opponent does not show up to their trial, the supreme panel has the power to move them to the court. If an opponent is unable to make it to a specified time, they may have their attorney argue their point for them whilst they are absent, or request another time. A request for another time may only be put in 2 times on the same case before an attorney will be chosen by the supreme panel to represent them.

== Pillar Four ==

º Each "trial", or session in which a jury, supreme panel, and case is present, will follow a specific format. In this format, opponents (or their chosen atourney) may call a "witness" (defined as a citizen who has seen the event in question, given that the case is over an event) to recall events. The goal of each opponent is to argue their case to the supreme panel. The supreme panel will decide on a case using information from opponents, and the decision of the jury.

== Pillar Five ==

º For a case to be rulled, the supreme panel must come to a majority vote on the case, which is defined as 5 of the 7 judges agreeing with a single side. If majority is not concieveable, then a case will be considered "null", and neither side will win.

== Pillar Six ==

º Upon a case rulling, the supreme panel will, if accepted by Andrew Tepper, take action. For example: In the extreme case that all of an accounts goods are taken, and the supreme panel decides on the side of the account which had its goods taken, objects will be returned to the original account (with approval of Andrew Tepper), and the opposing account will have diciplinary action taken against it (defined by the supreme panel).

== Pillar Seven ==

º After a rulling is reached on an issue, the decision will be recorded in a law booth as a case (For example: The Citzens of Egypt vs. Example). And will be treated as a law, for the court's rulling on an issue is equivalent to the passing of a law.

= My Stats =
{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;" width="100%" align="center"
|-
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#b0c9e3;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">LEVEL<br><br>13</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#e7cd39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">STRENGTH<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f95e39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">DEXTERITY<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#a3b363;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">ENDURANCE<br><br>0</div>
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|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f8252f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">SPPED<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#925eb9;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">CONSTITUTION<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f4a086;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">FOCUS<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#dfc49f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">PERCEPTION<br><br>0</div>
|}

= My Tests/Principles =
{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;" align="center"
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#e7cd39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Architecture</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>The Principles of Architecture</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of the Obelisk</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of the Obelisk</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f95e39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Art and Music</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Principles of Art and Music</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | Passed
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Principles of Khefre's Children</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Test of Khefre's Children</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Principles of Pyrotechnics</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | in Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Test of Pyrotechnics</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | in Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Body</div>
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Principles of Body</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Principles of the Acrobat</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of the Acrobat</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress (see Acrobatics Bellow)
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Principles of the Singing Cicada</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Test of the Singing Cicada</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Principles of the Safari</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Test of the Safari</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
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|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#a3b363;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Harmony</div>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of Harmony</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of the Prophet</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of the Prophet</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of Marriage</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of Marriage</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress (Need a Wife)
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
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|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#925eb9;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Leadership</div>
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Principles of Leadership</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Principles of the Kingmaker</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Test of the Kingmaker</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Principles of Mentorship</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Test of Mentorship</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
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|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f4a086;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Thought</div>
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086"| <b>The Principles of Thought</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086"| Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
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|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#dfc49f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Worship</div>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of Worship</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of the Vigil</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of the Vigil</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of the Pilgrim</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Path of the Pilgrim</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|}

= My Acrobatics =

== Moves ==

{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;" align="center"
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#efdfbd;padding:10px;font-weight:bold;"> </div>
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|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Known</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">In Progress</div>
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Wide Squat</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Broad Jump</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Cat Stretch</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>4 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Crunches</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Front Tuck</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Hand Plant</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Hand Stand</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>3 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Inverted Push ups</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Jumping Jacks</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Kick Up</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Leg Stretch</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Lunge</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>3 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Push Ups</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Rear Squat</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Roundoff</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Run in Place</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Side Bends</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>3 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Somersault</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Spin Flip</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Squats</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Squat Thrust</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Toe Touches</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Windmill</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>3 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|}

== Teachers ==

{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;"
|-
| <b>Perfect:-</b> || Salinor, Sokar, Styxx, Breasha, Pheonix, Marcus, Kaelus, Selune, Hanid, Rena, Ay, Shu, Kyira, and AmmonRa.
|-
| <b>Great:-</b> || Senilith, Zuvun, Simon, Tjutenkamen, Khaled, Den, InChristGirl, Imthedirt, AlienaVale, Zaniac, Imhlat, Sprocket, Serefina, Ouijdani, Shiva, and Menat.
|-
| <b>Pretty Good:-</b> || Mishaka, Telanoc, Catlyn, and Panahasi.
|-
| <b>Last Resort:-</b> || Corsic, Rahu, Inara, Manwya, Merit, Abar, Ahkten, Viruk, Rand, Wadji, and Philadelphia.
|-
| <b>Blur:-</b> || Bccoastalawn, Jaden, Shayra,Threshia, Araelendil, Orrin, Osmoses, Nipaeri,and Traak.
|}

<b>Facets Taught</b>: 30

= My Knowledge =
{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;" align="center"
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#efdfbd;padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">TECHNOLOGY</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#efdfbd;padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">SKILLS</div>
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#e7cd39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Architecture</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#e7cd39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Architecture</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Stonecutting</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Brick Rack Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Stonemasonry</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Stone Blade Fabrication</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 7
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Mining</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Home Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Carpentry</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Compound Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Rock Saw Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Ore Extraction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f95e39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Art and Music</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f95e39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Art and Music</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>Glassblowing</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>Clothwork</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>Flax Processing</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Body</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Body</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Basic Charcoal Production</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Carving</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 2
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Controlled Burn</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Ecology</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 2
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Dowsing</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Fishing</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Rhythmic Strength</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 2
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#a3b363;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Harmony</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#a3b363;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Harmony</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Metallurgy</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Exploration Travel</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Project Management</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Exploration Travel</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Navigation</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#925eb9;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Leadership</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#925eb9;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Leadership</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>Sign Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>Firebuilding</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
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|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f4a086;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Thought</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f4a086;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Thought</div>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086" | <b>Kiln Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086" | <b>Pottery</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
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|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#dfc49f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Worship</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#dfc49f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Worship</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Agriculture</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Foraging</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Animal Husbandry</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Beekeeping</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Horticulture</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1 (Vampire Strain)
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
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|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
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|}

=== [[User:Cory0210/Vines|Viticulture]] ===
<googlemap zoom="3" lat="890" lon="-3300" scrollwheel="nothing">
(A) 1706, 3691, Halana 1706 3691
(B) 766, -373, Wrongskian 766 -373
(C) -2083, -469, Cathy -2083 -469
</googlemap>

=== [[User:Cory0210/Paint|Paint]] ===

Original Page Design (Many elements changed and added) by the all-mighty Seba.

User:Cory0210

2009-10-27T21:32:36Z

Cory0210: /* Viticulture */

= Proposition I =

In it's current form, the Egyptian legal system does not compensate for the needs of most Egyptains, and therefore, requires reform. In this respect, an entirely new legal system is proposed, to in the seven pillars that follow:

== Pillar One ==

º The "Demi-Pharaoh" will no longer be in existance. Instead, a panel of seven judges, elected by the citizens of Egypt, will exist. Known as "The Supreme Panel",the Judges will preform a different role than the Demi-Pharaoh, and expectations will be placed upon which seven judges will be elected. Accordingly, the "Test of the Kingmaker" will be changed to the "Test of the Supreme Panel".

== Pillar Two ==

º The current legal system, which is rulled by a single dictator, will be completely reformed. In this new system, a court will exist, with a Supreme Panel (described above) and a randomly chosen jurry of 14 (which will be selected before each session). In this court, cases will be tried.

== Pillar Three ==

º A "case", which the court will try, consists of two opponents each arguing their side on an arguement or issue. Each opponent may choose to be represented by an attorney, which is defined as a willing Egyptian who feels they can argue their client's view. If an opponent does not show up to their trial, the supreme panel has the power to move them to the court. If an opponent is unable to make it to a specified time, they may have their attorney argue their point for them whilst they are absent, or request another time. A request for another time may only be put in 2 times on the same case before an attorney will be chosen by the supreme panel to represent them.

== Pillar Four ==

º Each "trial", or session in which a jury, supreme panel, and case is present, will follow a specific format. In this format, opponents (or their chosen atourney) may call a "witness" (defined as a citizen who has seen the event in question, given that the case is over an event) to recall events. The goal of each opponent is to argue their case to the supreme panel. The supreme panel will decide on a case using information from opponents, and the decision of the jury.

== Pillar Five ==

º For a case to be rulled, the supreme panel must come to a majority vote on the case, which is defined as 5 of the 7 judges agreeing with a single side. If majority is not concieveable, then a case will be considered "null", and neither side will win.

== Pillar Six ==

º Upon a case rulling, the supreme panel will, if accepted by Andrew Tepper, take action. For example: In the extreme case that all of an accounts goods are taken, and the supreme panel decides on the side of the account which had its goods taken, objects will be returned to the original account (with approval of Andrew Tepper), and the opposing account will have diciplinary action taken against it (defined by the supreme panel).

== Pillar Seven ==

º After a rulling is reached on an issue, the decision will be recorded in a law booth as a case (For example: The Citzens of Egypt vs. Example). And will be treated as a law, for the court's rulling on an issue is equivalent to the passing of a law.

= My Stats =
{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;" width="100%" align="center"
|-
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#b0c9e3;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">LEVEL<br><br>13</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#e7cd39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">STRENGTH<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f95e39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">DEXTERITY<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#a3b363;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">ENDURANCE<br><br>0</div>
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|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f8252f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">SPPED<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#925eb9;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">CONSTITUTION<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f4a086;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">FOCUS<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#dfc49f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">PERCEPTION<br><br>0</div>
|}

= My Tests/Principles =
{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;" align="center"
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#e7cd39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Architecture</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>The Principles of Architecture</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of the Obelisk</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of the Obelisk</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f95e39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Art and Music</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Principles of Art and Music</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | Passed
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Principles of Khefre's Children</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Test of Khefre's Children</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Principles of Pyrotechnics</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | in Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Test of Pyrotechnics</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | in Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Body</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Principles of Body</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Principles of the Acrobat</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of the Acrobat</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress (see Acrobatics Bellow)
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Principles of the Singing Cicada</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Test of the Singing Cicada</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Principles of the Safari</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Test of the Safari</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#a3b363;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Harmony</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of Harmony</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of the Prophet</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of the Prophet</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of Marriage</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of Marriage</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress (Need a Wife)
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#925eb9;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Leadership</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Principles of Leadership</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | Passed
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Principles of the Kingmaker</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | In Progress
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Test of the Kingmaker</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | In Progress
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Principles of Mentorship</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | In Progress
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Test of Mentorship</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f4a086;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Thought</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086"| <b>The Principles of Thought</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086"| Passed
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#dfc49f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Worship</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of Worship</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of the Vigil</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of the Vigil</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of the Pilgrim</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Path of the Pilgrim</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|}

= My Acrobatics =

== Moves ==

{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;" align="center"
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#efdfbd;padding:10px;font-weight:bold;"> </div>
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Known</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">In Progress</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Wide Squat</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Broad Jump</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Cat Stretch</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>4 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Crunches</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Front Tuck</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Hand Plant</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Hand Stand</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>3 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Inverted Push ups</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Jumping Jacks</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Kick Up</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Leg Stretch</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Lunge</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>3 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Push Ups</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Rear Squat</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Roundoff</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Run in Place</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Side Bends</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>3 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Somersault</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Spin Flip</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Squats</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Squat Thrust</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Toe Touches</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Windmill</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>3 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|}

== Teachers ==

{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;"
|-
| <b>Perfect:-</b> || Salinor, Sokar, Styxx, Breasha, Pheonix, Marcus, Kaelus, Selune, Hanid, Rena, Ay, Shu, Kyira, and AmmonRa.
|-
| <b>Great:-</b> || Senilith, Zuvun, Simon, Tjutenkamen, Khaled, Den, InChristGirl, Imthedirt, AlienaVale, Zaniac, Imhlat, Sprocket, Serefina, Ouijdani, Shiva, and Menat.
|-
| <b>Pretty Good:-</b> || Mishaka, Telanoc, Catlyn, and Panahasi.
|-
| <b>Last Resort:-</b> || Corsic, Rahu, Inara, Manwya, Merit, Abar, Ahkten, Viruk, Rand, Wadji, and Philadelphia.
|-
| <b>Blur:-</b> || Bccoastalawn, Jaden, Shayra,Threshia, Araelendil, Orrin, Osmoses, Nipaeri,and Traak.
|}

<b>Facets Taught</b>: 30

= My Knowledge =
{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;" align="center"
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#efdfbd;padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">TECHNOLOGY</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#efdfbd;padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">SKILLS</div>
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#e7cd39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Architecture</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#e7cd39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Architecture</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Stonecutting</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Brick Rack Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Stonemasonry</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Stone Blade Fabrication</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 7
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Mining</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Home Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Carpentry</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Compound Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Rock Saw Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Ore Extraction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f95e39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Art and Music</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f95e39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Art and Music</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>Glassblowing</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>Clothwork</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>Flax Processing</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Body</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Body</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Basic Charcoal Production</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Carving</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 2
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Controlled Burn</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Ecology</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 2
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Dowsing</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Fishing</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Rhythmic Strength</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 2
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#a3b363;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Harmony</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#a3b363;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Harmony</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Metallurgy</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Exploration Travel</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Project Management</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Exploration Travel</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Navigation</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#925eb9;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Leadership</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#925eb9;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Leadership</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>Sign Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>Firebuilding</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f4a086;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Thought</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f4a086;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Thought</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086" | <b>Kiln Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086" | <b>Pottery</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#dfc49f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Worship</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#dfc49f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Worship</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Agriculture</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Foraging</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Animal Husbandry</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Beekeeping</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Horticulture</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1 (Vampire Strain)
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|}

=== [[User:Cory0210/Vines|Viticulture]] ===
<googlemap zoom="3" lat="890" lon="-3300" scrollwheel="nothing">
(A) 1673, 3709, Bijou Uno
(B) 3235, 4397, Bijou Dos
(C) 3217, 4407, Bijou Tres
</googlemap>

=== [[User:Cory0210/Paint|Paint]] ===

Original Page Design (Many elements changed and added) by the all-mighty Seba.

User:Cory0210

2009-10-27T21:31:53Z

Cory0210: /* Viticulture */

= Proposition I =

In it's current form, the Egyptian legal system does not compensate for the needs of most Egyptains, and therefore, requires reform. In this respect, an entirely new legal system is proposed, to in the seven pillars that follow:

== Pillar One ==

º The "Demi-Pharaoh" will no longer be in existance. Instead, a panel of seven judges, elected by the citizens of Egypt, will exist. Known as "The Supreme Panel",the Judges will preform a different role than the Demi-Pharaoh, and expectations will be placed upon which seven judges will be elected. Accordingly, the "Test of the Kingmaker" will be changed to the "Test of the Supreme Panel".

== Pillar Two ==

º The current legal system, which is rulled by a single dictator, will be completely reformed. In this new system, a court will exist, with a Supreme Panel (described above) and a randomly chosen jurry of 14 (which will be selected before each session). In this court, cases will be tried.

== Pillar Three ==

º A "case", which the court will try, consists of two opponents each arguing their side on an arguement or issue. Each opponent may choose to be represented by an attorney, which is defined as a willing Egyptian who feels they can argue their client's view. If an opponent does not show up to their trial, the supreme panel has the power to move them to the court. If an opponent is unable to make it to a specified time, they may have their attorney argue their point for them whilst they are absent, or request another time. A request for another time may only be put in 2 times on the same case before an attorney will be chosen by the supreme panel to represent them.

== Pillar Four ==

º Each "trial", or session in which a jury, supreme panel, and case is present, will follow a specific format. In this format, opponents (or their chosen atourney) may call a "witness" (defined as a citizen who has seen the event in question, given that the case is over an event) to recall events. The goal of each opponent is to argue their case to the supreme panel. The supreme panel will decide on a case using information from opponents, and the decision of the jury.

== Pillar Five ==

º For a case to be rulled, the supreme panel must come to a majority vote on the case, which is defined as 5 of the 7 judges agreeing with a single side. If majority is not concieveable, then a case will be considered "null", and neither side will win.

== Pillar Six ==

º Upon a case rulling, the supreme panel will, if accepted by Andrew Tepper, take action. For example: In the extreme case that all of an accounts goods are taken, and the supreme panel decides on the side of the account which had its goods taken, objects will be returned to the original account (with approval of Andrew Tepper), and the opposing account will have diciplinary action taken against it (defined by the supreme panel).

== Pillar Seven ==

º After a rulling is reached on an issue, the decision will be recorded in a law booth as a case (For example: The Citzens of Egypt vs. Example). And will be treated as a law, for the court's rulling on an issue is equivalent to the passing of a law.

= My Stats =
{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;" width="100%" align="center"
|-
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#b0c9e3;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">LEVEL<br><br>13</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#e7cd39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">STRENGTH<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f95e39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">DEXTERITY<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#a3b363;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">ENDURANCE<br><br>0</div>
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|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f8252f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">SPPED<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#925eb9;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">CONSTITUTION<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f4a086;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">FOCUS<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#dfc49f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">PERCEPTION<br><br>0</div>
|}

= My Tests/Principles =
{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;" align="center"
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#e7cd39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Architecture</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>The Principles of Architecture</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of the Obelisk</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of the Obelisk</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f95e39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Art and Music</div>
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Principles of Art and Music</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | Passed
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Principles of Khefre's Children</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Test of Khefre's Children</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | In Progress
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Principles of Pyrotechnics</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | in Progress
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Test of Pyrotechnics</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | in Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Body</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Principles of Body</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Principles of the Acrobat</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Passed
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of the Acrobat</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress (see Acrobatics Bellow)
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Principles of the Singing Cicada</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Test of the Singing Cicada</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Principles of the Safari</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Test of the Safari</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#a3b363;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Harmony</div>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of Harmony</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of the Prophet</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of the Prophet</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of Marriage</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of Marriage</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress (Need a Wife)
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#925eb9;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Leadership</div>
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Principles of Leadership</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Principles of the Kingmaker</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Test of the Kingmaker</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Principles of Mentorship</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Test of Mentorship</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f4a086;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Thought</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086"| <b>The Principles of Thought</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086"| Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#dfc49f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Worship</div>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of Worship</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of the Vigil</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of the Vigil</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of the Pilgrim</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Path of the Pilgrim</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|}

= My Acrobatics =

== Moves ==

{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;" align="center"
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#efdfbd;padding:10px;font-weight:bold;"> </div>
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Known</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">In Progress</div>
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Wide Squat</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Broad Jump</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Cat Stretch</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>4 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Crunches</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Front Tuck</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Hand Plant</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Hand Stand</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>3 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Inverted Push ups</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Jumping Jacks</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Kick Up</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Leg Stretch</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Lunge</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>3 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Push Ups</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Rear Squat</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Roundoff</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Run in Place</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Side Bends</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>3 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Somersault</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Spin Flip</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Squats</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Squat Thrust</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Toe Touches</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Windmill</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>3 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|}

== Teachers ==

{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;"
|-
| <b>Perfect:-</b> || Salinor, Sokar, Styxx, Breasha, Pheonix, Marcus, Kaelus, Selune, Hanid, Rena, Ay, Shu, Kyira, and AmmonRa.
|-
| <b>Great:-</b> || Senilith, Zuvun, Simon, Tjutenkamen, Khaled, Den, InChristGirl, Imthedirt, AlienaVale, Zaniac, Imhlat, Sprocket, Serefina, Ouijdani, Shiva, and Menat.
|-
| <b>Pretty Good:-</b> || Mishaka, Telanoc, Catlyn, and Panahasi.
|-
| <b>Last Resort:-</b> || Corsic, Rahu, Inara, Manwya, Merit, Abar, Ahkten, Viruk, Rand, Wadji, and Philadelphia.
|-
| <b>Blur:-</b> || Bccoastalawn, Jaden, Shayra,Threshia, Araelendil, Orrin, Osmoses, Nipaeri,and Traak.
|}

<b>Facets Taught</b>: 30

= My Knowledge =
{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;" align="center"
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#efdfbd;padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">TECHNOLOGY</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#efdfbd;padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">SKILLS</div>
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#e7cd39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Architecture</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#e7cd39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Architecture</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Stonecutting</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Brick Rack Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Stonemasonry</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Stone Blade Fabrication</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 7
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Mining</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Home Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Carpentry</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Compound Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Rock Saw Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Ore Extraction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f95e39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Art and Music</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f95e39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Art and Music</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>Glassblowing</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>Clothwork</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>Flax Processing</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Body</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Body</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Basic Charcoal Production</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Carving</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 2
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Controlled Burn</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Ecology</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 2
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Dowsing</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Fishing</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Rhythmic Strength</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 2
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
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|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#a3b363;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Harmony</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#a3b363;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Harmony</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Metallurgy</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Exploration Travel</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Project Management</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Exploration Travel</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Navigation</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
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|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#925eb9;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Leadership</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#925eb9;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Leadership</div>
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>Sign Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>Firebuilding</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
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|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f4a086;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Thought</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f4a086;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Thought</div>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086" | <b>Kiln Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086" | <b>Pottery</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
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|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#dfc49f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Worship</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#dfc49f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Worship</div>
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Agriculture</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Foraging</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Animal Husbandry</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Beekeeping</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Horticulture</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1 (Vampire Strain)
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
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|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
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=== [[User:Cory0210/Vines|Viticulture]] ===
<googlemap zoom="3" lat="890" lon="-3300" scrollwheel="nothing">
(1) 1673, 3709, Bijou Uno
(2) 3235, 4397, Bijou Dos
(3) 3217, 4407, Bijou Tres
</googlemap>

=== [[User:Cory0210/Paint|Paint]] ===

Original Page Design (Many elements changed and added) by the all-mighty Seba.

User:Cory0210

2009-10-27T21:31:23Z

Cory0210: /* Viticulture */

= Proposition I =

In it's current form, the Egyptian legal system does not compensate for the needs of most Egyptains, and therefore, requires reform. In this respect, an entirely new legal system is proposed, to in the seven pillars that follow:

== Pillar One ==

º The "Demi-Pharaoh" will no longer be in existance. Instead, a panel of seven judges, elected by the citizens of Egypt, will exist. Known as "The Supreme Panel",the Judges will preform a different role than the Demi-Pharaoh, and expectations will be placed upon which seven judges will be elected. Accordingly, the "Test of the Kingmaker" will be changed to the "Test of the Supreme Panel".

== Pillar Two ==

º The current legal system, which is rulled by a single dictator, will be completely reformed. In this new system, a court will exist, with a Supreme Panel (described above) and a randomly chosen jurry of 14 (which will be selected before each session). In this court, cases will be tried.

== Pillar Three ==

º A "case", which the court will try, consists of two opponents each arguing their side on an arguement or issue. Each opponent may choose to be represented by an attorney, which is defined as a willing Egyptian who feels they can argue their client's view. If an opponent does not show up to their trial, the supreme panel has the power to move them to the court. If an opponent is unable to make it to a specified time, they may have their attorney argue their point for them whilst they are absent, or request another time. A request for another time may only be put in 2 times on the same case before an attorney will be chosen by the supreme panel to represent them.

== Pillar Four ==

º Each "trial", or session in which a jury, supreme panel, and case is present, will follow a specific format. In this format, opponents (or their chosen atourney) may call a "witness" (defined as a citizen who has seen the event in question, given that the case is over an event) to recall events. The goal of each opponent is to argue their case to the supreme panel. The supreme panel will decide on a case using information from opponents, and the decision of the jury.

== Pillar Five ==

º For a case to be rulled, the supreme panel must come to a majority vote on the case, which is defined as 5 of the 7 judges agreeing with a single side. If majority is not concieveable, then a case will be considered "null", and neither side will win.

== Pillar Six ==

º Upon a case rulling, the supreme panel will, if accepted by Andrew Tepper, take action. For example: In the extreme case that all of an accounts goods are taken, and the supreme panel decides on the side of the account which had its goods taken, objects will be returned to the original account (with approval of Andrew Tepper), and the opposing account will have diciplinary action taken against it (defined by the supreme panel).

== Pillar Seven ==

º After a rulling is reached on an issue, the decision will be recorded in a law booth as a case (For example: The Citzens of Egypt vs. Example). And will be treated as a law, for the court's rulling on an issue is equivalent to the passing of a law.

= My Stats =
{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;" width="100%" align="center"
|-
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#b0c9e3;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">LEVEL<br><br>13</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#e7cd39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">STRENGTH<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f95e39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">DEXTERITY<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#a3b363;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">ENDURANCE<br><br>0</div>
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|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f8252f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">SPPED<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#925eb9;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">CONSTITUTION<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f4a086;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">FOCUS<br><br>0</div>
|align="center" | <div style="background-color:#dfc49f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:2em;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:2em;border:0px; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;width:100px;text-align:center;">PERCEPTION<br><br>0</div>
|}

= My Tests/Principles =
{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;" align="center"
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#e7cd39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Architecture</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>The Principles of Architecture</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of the Obelisk</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of the Obelisk</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f95e39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Art and Music</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Principles of Art and Music</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Principles of Khefre's Children</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Test of Khefre's Children</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Principles of Pyrotechnics</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | in Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>The Test of Pyrotechnics</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | in Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Body</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Principles of Body</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Principles of the Acrobat</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of the Acrobat</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress (see Acrobatics Bellow)
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Principles of the Singing Cicada</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Test of the Singing Cicada</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Principles of the Safari</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>The Test of the Safari</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#a3b363;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Harmony</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of Harmony</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of the Prophet</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of the Prophet</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of Marriage</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of Marriage</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress (Need a Wife)
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#925eb9;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Leadership</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Principles of Leadership</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | Passed
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Principles of the Kingmaker</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Test of the Kingmaker</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Principles of Mentorship</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>The Test of Mentorship</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f4a086;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Thought</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086"| <b>The Principles of Thought</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086"| Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#dfc49f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Worship</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of Worship</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of the Vigil</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | Passed
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Test of the Vigil</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Principles of the Pilgrim</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b>The Path of the Pilgrim</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" | In Progress
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|}

= My Acrobatics =

== Moves ==

{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;" align="center"
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#efdfbd;padding:10px;font-weight:bold;"> </div>
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Known</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">In Progress</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Wide Squat</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Broad Jump</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Cat Stretch</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>4 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Crunches</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Front Tuck</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Hand Plant</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Hand Stand</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>3 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Inverted Push ups</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Jumping Jacks</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Kick Up</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Leg Stretch</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Lunge</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>3 / 7</b>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Push Ups</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Rear Squat</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Roundoff</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Run in Place</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" |  
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Side Bends</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>3 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Somersault</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" |  
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Spin Flip</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Squats</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Squat Thrust</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>2 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Toe Touches</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>1 / 7</b>
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Windmill</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>3 / 7</b>
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|}

== Teachers ==

{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;"
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| <b>Perfect:-</b> || Salinor, Sokar, Styxx, Breasha, Pheonix, Marcus, Kaelus, Selune, Hanid, Rena, Ay, Shu, Kyira, and AmmonRa.
|-
| <b>Great:-</b> || Senilith, Zuvun, Simon, Tjutenkamen, Khaled, Den, InChristGirl, Imthedirt, AlienaVale, Zaniac, Imhlat, Sprocket, Serefina, Ouijdani, Shiva, and Menat.
|-
| <b>Pretty Good:-</b> || Mishaka, Telanoc, Catlyn, and Panahasi.
|-
| <b>Last Resort:-</b> || Corsic, Rahu, Inara, Manwya, Merit, Abar, Ahkten, Viruk, Rand, Wadji, and Philadelphia.
|-
| <b>Blur:-</b> || Bccoastalawn, Jaden, Shayra,Threshia, Araelendil, Orrin, Osmoses, Nipaeri,and Traak.
|}

<b>Facets Taught</b>: 30

= My Knowledge =
{| style="background-color:#efdfbd;" align="center"
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#efdfbd;padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">TECHNOLOGY</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#efdfbd;padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">SKILLS</div>
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#e7cd39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Architecture</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#e7cd39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Architecture</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Stonecutting</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Brick Rack Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Stonemasonry</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Stone Blade Fabrication</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 7
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Mining</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Home Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Carpentry</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Compound Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Rock Saw Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | <b>Ore Extraction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#e7cd39" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f95e39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Art and Music</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f95e39;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Art and Music</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>Glassblowing</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>Clothwork</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | <b>Flax Processing</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f95e39" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Body</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#9b886c;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Body</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Basic Charcoal Production</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Carving</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 2
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Controlled Burn</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Ecology</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 2
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Dowsing</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Fishing</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | <b>Rhythmic Strength</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#9b886c" | Level 2
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#a3b363;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Harmony</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#a3b363;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Harmony</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Metallurgy</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Exploration Travel</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Project Management</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Exploration Travel</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | <b>Navigation</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#a3b363" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#925eb9;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Leadership</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#925eb9;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Leadership</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>Sign Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | <b>Firebuilding</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#925eb9" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f4a086;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Thought</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#f4a086;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Thought</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086" | <b>Kiln Construction</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086" | <b>Pottery</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#f4a086" | Level 1
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#dfc49f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Worship</div>
|Width="50px" |  
|colspan="2" align="center" | <div style="background-color:#dfc49f;-moz-border-radius-topright:2em;-moz-border-radius-topleft: 2em;-webkit-border-radius:20px;border:1px solid #000; padding:10px;font-weight:bold;">Worship</div>
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Agriculture</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Foraging</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Animal Husbandry</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|-
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Beekeeping</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
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|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | <b>Horticulture</b>
|Width="200px" align="center" bgcolor="#dfc49f" | Level 1 (Vampire Strain)
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
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|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|Width="50px" |  
|Width="200px" align="center" | <b> </b>
|Width="200px" align="center" |  
|}

=== [[User:Cory0210/Vines|Viticulture]] ===
<googlemap zoom="3" lat="890" lon="-3300" scrollwheel="nothing">
(MtCu) 1673, 3709, Bijou Uno
(MtCu) 3235, 4397, Bijou Dos
(MtCu) 3217, 4407, Bijou Tres
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=== [[User:Cory0210/Paint|Paint]] ===

Original Page Design (Many elements changed and added) by the all-mighty Seba.

The Male Oprah Show

2009-10-23T23:34:11Z

Cory0210: /* Flying Fish */

[[Image:MaleOprah_logo.png|center]]

<center>
''A cross between the Jerry Springer show and Oprah has hit Egypt! Please visit for the latest information. The show will be every Sunday, featuring Cory0210 as Male Oprah!''
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== [[Image:MaleOprah_Upcoming.png‎|center]]<div style="color:#efdfbd;">Upcoming Show</div> ==

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October 18, 2009: Suggest your ideas here.

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== [[Image:MaleOprah_Past.png‎|center]]<div style="color:#efdfbd;">Past Shows</div> ==
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<div style="background-color:#E8F6FA; text-align:center; -moz-border-radius:15px; width: 930px"><span style="font-family: Agency FB; font-size: 18pt">October 11, 2009: "BooBoo's Birthday Bash!"</span></div>

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<pre>
cory0210: Flight attendents, please crosscheck and prepare for takeoff.
cory0210: Hello everyone, and welcome to male oprah! Today we have a jam packed show for you, all broadcast from a fictional
airship!
cory0210: To begin with....
cory0210: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOOBOOO@
BooBoo: omg ty ty :D *blushes
cory0210: Come on everyone, congradulate her on yet another 29th!
BooBoo: i would like to take this opportunity to thank all the little people that helped me get to 29 again :D
Choltai: <claps>
Elfus: *Applause*
Crone: yes lets congratulate him with getting a year older... which means, sorry to say closer to... you know.
Crone: Happy birthday anyways BooBoo
cory0210: *her
Crone: sorry sorry... her :))
BooBoo: him ? omg, looks down
cory0210: Okay, so, we have numerous festivities planned to mark this even!
cory0210: Most of which are BooBoo central!
BooBoo: pushes her boobies off the keyboard
cory0210: To start, we have.... The Male Oprah Book Club!
Crone: *clap clap* BooBoo BooBoo BooBoo
cory0210: As you all know, we honor anindividual each month for excellence in writing, and this moth its....
cory0210: BooBoo!
BooBoo: :D
Crone: lol
cory0210: Every day (nearly) she contributes a peice of literature to the egyptian database.
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/User:BooBoo
BooBoo: ty i couldn't do the blog without all of the wonderful people of Egypt.
cory0210: Ranging from embarassing moments in her real life, to serious issues.
cory0210: BooBoo's blog encompasses all.
cory0210: So, lets talk about it BooBoo. What drives you to write eachday?
BooBoo: crazy real life drives me... and annoying things about egypt :D and teppy
Crone: is this the more serious part, or is this the teppy bashing?
cory0210: Serious.
BooBoo: seriously....
cory0210: So, I've picked a small peice from your blog I'd like to share with everyone:
cory0210: Girls Will Be Girls
cory0210: Girls will be Girls. My neighbor Pitaboo and I were showing our fellow YaYa Kelly around the new decorations that
Kaayru worked on yesterday. Well, leave it to Kelly to decide the new cushiony potted trees looked like cupcakes and she
could play hide and seek in them. All of a sudden, Kelly was in the tree (you can see her ponytail and arm) and Pitaboo
and I were in the cupcake (which the pots under the trees will now be forever known as) BryceCicada came over to take a
peek at the new cupcakes and snake, as well as VicVic. All of a sudden a hookah appeared and everyone was partying. It was
great to just hang out in Egypt not doing much of anything except the most important thing you can do, have a great time
with friends.
cory0210: Care to comment on that?
cory0210: (March 25, 2009
BooBoo: that was a great moment... all the yaya's partying... bryce enjoying all the yaya's... we had a great day and i love
to document great days.
kuupid: boo
BooBoo: kuupid :D
cory0210: I see, so, have you taken a bit out of your cupcake lately?
cory0210: I know I tried to.. but it tasted odd.
kuupid: hey BooBoo :)
BooBoo: ahh the cupcakes are still there but they seem to grow back bigger after every bite
cory0210: I see.
kuupid: lol
cory0210: Now then, there are also real life moments in your blog... let me see here...
BooBoo: they say daily.... Bite Me
cory0210: March 12, 2009:
cory0210: Miniscule ranting... So.... I decided to put my little announcement on E! So maybe lots of people would gather
round and enjoy an evening staring at the stars. I didn't copy and paste from the below mentioned blurb, I did a copy and
paste from my document I saved that unfortunately didn't have the GMT information that merek was so kind to pass on to me
last night. Well... (Lifts and dips shoulders) some peeps got irritated that I didn't add the GMT. Of course I said I was
sorry and its 11pm GMT because I didn't want anyone to feel slighted and I also didn't want anyone to miss out on the big
event. Well a whole discussion ensued about the time of eastern, eastern daylight, GMT time, etc, etc... So henceforth
the announcement will say 11pm GMT. Now... Since I live in New York City, if I went around and said to someone, hey there,
come on over, we're having a bash at 11pm GMT, everyone would look at me like I was nuts. But since I'm here in Egypt I
have to get used to that stuff. The problem is I'm blonde. So now it's -4 GMT which is 7pm eastern my time. But when the
clocks change AGAIN it will AGAIN be -5 GMT. That is waaaay too much thinking for me. It's bad enough that I haven't
changed my clock in the living room from the time change last Sunday at 2am eastern NYC time here where I am sitting
right this second and don't tell anyone but I can't figure out how to change the time on the radio in my car which I've
only had to change 18 times over the last 9 years, AND I still can't figure it out.'
BooBoo: well....
cory0210: Would you say you have connection issues?
BooBoo: ahhh no
cory0210: Internal clock problems?
BooBoo: But in regards to that rant
kuupid: I have connection issues, my legs don't want to connect to my feet :)
cory0210: I see we have quite the talkative audience member...
BooBoo: one of the issues is being resolved on 11/1, the clocks are being changed again, so the clock in my car will be
right again
cory0210: I see.
cory0210: Does the audience have any questions for madame boo?
Khaemwaset: If you were not destined to marry Sami... would you marry me?
BooBoo: no no one has any questions.
Choltai: Awwwww!
Morrigan: what's your phone number, beautiful?
BooBoo: oh my Khaemwaset.. I'm afraid its in my destiny to marry Sami eventually
BooBoo: but ty so much for asking...
cory0210: Any other questions before we move on?
BooBoo: move on... i'm embarrassed...lol
Crone: BooBoo is Egypt that boring that you are writing a blog?
kuupid: can we burn Sami in a vigil?
Crone: Oh wait that was for the Teppy bashing, sorry
BooBoo: ahhh no its not boring, its exciting
RaasAlHayya: BooBoo, do you have any beauty tips to share?
BooBoo: omg kuupid, no sami burning please... my darling is destined for me
BooBoo: Yes RaasalHayya.....
kuupid: well dang, then we won't burn him on one condition
BooBoo: Beauty tip number 1 - always use deodorant before you start the flax gin
BooBoo: Beauty Tip number 2
kuupid: And that is you make him give us new clothes to wear :)
kuupid: Or we burn him in a vigil
BooBoo: a creamed earth light is good for facial wrinkles
cory0210: Any more questions?
Morrigan: sounds off of crashing and a drum being jumped on...
Khaemwaset: Will you marry me please darling Boo (number of times asked BooBoo to marry me=2)
cory0210: My goodness, what a birthday this is!
BooBoo: *Hopes Sami isn't watching this*
Choltai: That is so sweet! Khaem is nice guy BooBoo.
cory0210: Well, now we have a surprise for all of you, including madame Boo........
Khaemwaset: <<wonders if he should wear his Birthday Suit?
cory0210: Singing her hit song, Poke-Her Face.... Lady YaYa!!!
cory0210: (oh god khaemwaset, please no.)
Morrigan: Lady Yaya enters in a very revealing black camelhide jumpsuit and pure gold wire wig.
BooBoo: OMG Lady YAYA
Morrigan: Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah
Morrigan: I wanna poke em like they do on helpless days Poke em let em poke me poke it baby stay with me, I love it Luck
and intuition poke the best with pokes to start And after he's been poked I'll poke the one that's on his heart
Morrigan: oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke
my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
Morrigan: wiggles a little to show what she's got
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
Morrigan: I wanna poke with him a hard poke we will be a little poking is fun when you're with me, I love it Pokeing
roulette is not the same without a hand and baby when its poke if its not rough it isn't fun, fun
Morrigan: oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
Darwishi: ^.^
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
Morrigan: I won't tell you that I'll poke you touch or bruise you cause i'm bluffin' with my pokin' i'm not lying i'm
just stunnin' wit my poke-a-poke-poking
Morrigan: laughs very loud as she waves a poker in Cory's face
BooBoo: **jumps up and down clapping for lady YAYA**
Choltai: <claps along>
Morrigan: just like a chick in a guild poke your face before I poke you out i promise this, promise this check this poke
cause I'm fabulous
Crone: *dancing*
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
Morrigan: hooks a rope over the chandelier and hangs herself from it, slitting her wrist as she flies up.
BooBoo: *** clap clap clap YAYA YAYA chants YAYA
Morrigan: quietly murmurs the last chorus.
Choltai: <gasps> What just happened?
cory0210: There you have it!
Morrigan: Yayas forever....
cory0210: CLAP@
cory0210: CLAP
cory0210: CLAP
Crone: WOOOOoooooOOOOOO
cory0210: Just so you know, the YaYa's are a egyptwide sisterhood, known for screaming YAYA at random times.
BlackBeast: Ride the storm, life goes on, life goes on, ride the storm
Crone: YAYA
BlackBeast: For depressed people :D
cory0210: Okay, on the note of depression...
cory0210: A note from our sponser!
Morrigan: what depression?
Morrigan: drips blood on Cory
BlackBeast: Nothing :D
Morrigan: This stuff makes money, buster!
cory0210: ---- Bored with your Egyptian life? Need a pick up? Try PRET run events! Our unique approach to the events
system incorportes what you want! So play pret! ----
BlackBeast: I just can't get get a player's father let me marry her doughter.
cory0210: Now then, on to our next portion...
cory0210: THe Teppy Bash!
Morrigan: So screw the father...
cory0210: The rules ofthis contest are simple.
BlackBeast: Heh :D
Morrigan: O can I drip blood on him too?
kuupid: he might like to be screwed
cory0210: Each player may post one joke to funtasy, one and only one, that bashes Teppy a ton.
cory0210: The winner gets a moprah badge and a small present, as well as thee joke highlighted on the wiki.
Morrigan: Guaranteed full of bugs!
cory0210: Now then... BEGIN! You have 3 minutes.
Sagen: How many Teppys does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but it takes 3 years
Crone: :))
BooBoo: lol
cory0210: Crone, BooBoo, make some jokes!
BlackBeast: How many Teppy's are needed to change a tale? None... It won't change with Teppy xD
Orrin: There once was a monkey named Fred, Who awoke with Teppy in bed. Alarmed, Fred shouted, Whilst
Teppy just pouted, And complained that the hookah had gone to his head.
Choltai: <laughs>
Crone: Teppy time: GMT+1000
cory0210: one minute left.
BlackBeast: Finish him!
BooBoo: instead of jokes about teppy why can't we just bash him for 2 minutes
cory0210: after the jokes, birthday girl.
cory0210: As for mine (taken from orrin) I have two words: Tale 5.
BlackBeast: xD
cory0210: BZZZZ
cory0210: Times up!
BooBoo: there are hardly any jokes because there are hardly any people in egypt anymore
cory0210: Nowthat you've seen the jokes, /tell me with who you think won! one voter per customer,
not valid in srillanka.
BlackBeast: Teppy IQ: -230
Crone: and noone was expecting to tell a joke
Crone: Sagen
BooBoo: Sagen
Kuviena: Hey, what's wrong with Sri Lanka?
Crone: *sigh* /tell me didn't work
Morrigan: I wanna poke him like they do on helpless days Poke em let em poke me poke it baby stay with me,
I love it Luck and intuition poke the best with pokes to start And after he's been poked I'll poke the one
that's on his heart
BooBoo: omg LADY YAYA
Sagen: bows
cory0210: Okay!
Morrigan: see? not dead, not depressed, just hangin' as Yayas do!
Khaemwaset: yay Sagen
BlackBeast: And the winner is:
cory0210: SAGEN!
Khaemwaset: <applauds>
BlackBeast: I failed...
BooBoo: clap clap
Crone: *clap clap*
BlackBeast: nukes!
cory0210: now you can just plain bash teppy
Crone: I fear gaming though
Morrigan: sits on teppy's head and pulls his ears off.
BooBoo: teppy doesn't let Sami come around for photo ops with me anymore i'm very angry about that
cory0210: Does anyone share this anger?
Morrigan: aw I thought you meant literally bash....
cory0210: Here on male oprah we are all about emotional sharing.
Morrigan: sticks the ears back on
BooBoo: lol
cory0210: If not, were moving on to a special report.
BlackBeast: Teppy Joke: What do you need to make Sami run?... BooBoo
Crone: Teppy is never late, he has 2 hours more each day
Morrigan: haha BB
Choltai: LOL
BooBoo: smacks BlackBeast
cory0210: Oh dear, wheres our group psychiatrist!
BlackBeast: *ouch* :D
cory0210: Oh wait, thats me... *goes into dr. phill mode*.
BooBoo: smacks cory0210
Morrigan: wades into the fight, loading her rocket laucher
cory0210: Oh no!
BlackBeast: xD
cory0210: Okay!
cory0210: Lets move on, shall we?
Crone: Teppy runs the only game where gaming isnt allowed
Khaemwaset: ----Officer Khaem is plodding up the street--- he doesnt want any trouble
BooBoo: throws mud at cory
BlackBeast: Teppy joke: What do you need to make Wahim happy?... Sami's Death...
cory0210: Its been brought to our attention at an epidemic has swept the streets of Egypt: Hoookah abuse.
BooBoo: Hookah or Hooker?
cory0210: Hookah.
Morrigan: lights up a large Havana
Sagen: If you see me tonight with an illegal smile, well it don't cost very much and it lasts a long while...
cory0210: Every day, at least one egyptian family is torn appart by this epidimic, such as Sagen's.
Crone: Hooker but then with a yo momma's accent
cory0210: You see, Sagen once had a loving, caring family.
cory0210: But now, he is but a simple nomadic farmer, sucking on a hookah for dear life.
cory0210: And when is intoxication is high, he continues.
Sagen: Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone, I was just tryin to have me some fun!
Morrigan: these men, they do love to suck....
Khaemwaset: Oy Morrigan!
cory0210: You see, Sagen was convicted of thrid degegree Camel murder.
BooBoo: Sagen sucks?
Morrigan: wait your turn Khaem...
Morrigan: :P
Sagen: Hey! I resemble that!
cory0210: Poor Sagen has no where to turn.
cory0210: Thats why, as of today, Male Oprah is oppening the "Hookahs to Hobo's" clinic.
Morrigan: he sucked the camel to death?
Khaemwaset: Send him to Morrigan
Crone: Even Teppy doesnt understand ATITD thats why he has gamemasters
cory0210: So please, donate today, all we need are herbs and love.
Morrigan: lol I'll teach him!
Morrigan: it's not a fishing pole, it's a whip!
Sagen: Yeeeeooooow!
Khaemwaset: Would you like my handcuffs?
cory0210: Now then. we have 10 minutes left in the show I would like to fill with a special segmetn:
cory0210: "On a more serious note".
cory0210: As you might have heard, Aladdin has caused quite a bit of controversy lately.
Crone: no?!
Sagen: Stuff him in his lamp!
cory0210: Here is our special report, courtesy of BooBoo Blooging inc.
cory0210: Editorial: Aladdin put up a compound in SA that is in the shape of a Swastika. I am thoroughly
opposed to this symbol of hatred present in our game. Number 3 of the rules of conduct states we the people
can punish someone if we don't like what they do. I say, speak to your DP's and have a DP request from Aladdin
that his compound be changed and/or ban him from the game. We are losing people daily in game and this is one
more reason to leave. This is not endorsing individuality as Aladdin states, it is endorsing a symbol of
hatred and death.
cory0210: Here at male oprah, we support individuality, but not to such an extent.
cory0210: We believe that the symbol is unnacceptable.
cory0210: And, when asked about it, aladdin made the followign statemetn.
cory0210: [The symbol] in real life? Ignorence, blind hatred, racisim, intolerince.
cory0210: What I wish for it to represent here is individuality, the right ot be different. ironically,the
opposite of the modern day swastika.
cory0210: Whilst we are all entitled to ourown opionons, but at male oprah, not to these extremes.
Sagen: Burn him at the stake!!! Burn! Burn!
cory0210: So please, if you see the demi-pharaoh around, talk to them about it, but don't burn him at the stake.
BooBoo: Off with his head
Sagen: Anybody have a light? My hookah went out
cory0210: Allright, thats all the time we have for today!
Morrigan: points flamethrower at Sagen
Morrigan: :)
cory0210: Male oprah is a Funtasy network production(with our Lead Producer Elfus) in association with PRET>
cory0210: Please come back nextsunday for another exciting show, and see a lof of this show on or wiki page.
Crone: how many Egyptians did emigrate because of this incident?
cory0210: CORY OUT!

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*_*_*_*_*_*_*_* Dramatic introduction music. *_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
cory0210: Hello and welcome to Male Oprah, supported by your local Funtasy mic station!
cory0210: Paid in part by PRET, in association with Elfus!
cory0210: Today, we have a killer show for you, with Better Camps and Gardens Awards, a "Yo Mamma!" contest, and a section
known as "On a more serious note.".
cory0210: To begin with, we would like to thank all participants of better camps and gardens!
BlueGrass: Yay
cory0210: Your creations were all incredible, and they have certainly pleased Elfus's wife Karmen.
Sindelicious: yep
cory0210: Now then, we'll have the results of this later in the show!
Karmen: Bah, My elfus is lazy, letting others do the work for him!
Tzalaa: typical male...
cory0210: Ah! Karmen has decided to join us! How about a round of applause for the lovely lady!
truanna: figures, they're gonna m ake us sit through the yo mamma jokes to find out who won BC&G
Elfus: *Goes Into hiding behind cory*
Crone: *clap clap*
Karmen: Hmmm *Bats Eyelashes at Crone*
cory0210: Before that gets too far *shoves Karmen away from Crone*, Elfus, our producer, has arranged a Yo Mamma Contest!
MariahBoPeep: *whistle*
cory0210: Elfus, tel us the contestents, and what theywill win!
Elfus: Yerbouti and Sefet are our contestants
Elfus: They wint he fabulous prize of 1 grass! And a place in the show's hall of fame!
cory0210: Thats fabulous!
Karmen: And I'm gonna throw in a Huge Quartz, For my own amusement
Elfus: Karmen! We need that Quartz!
Elfus: We only have 30 at the GH!
cory0210: Well then, its too late now Elfus!
cory0210: Okay, Yerbouti, Sefet, are you ready?
cory0210: I hear sefet is in an airship, so he may have a bit of interference!
Yerbouti: But of course!
Elfus: Contestants! The Rules! cory?
Sefet: All set to go!
cory0210: The rules of the contest are simple:
Sefet: Like Yerbouti's mom.
cory0210: Throw your best yo mamma jokes at the other contestant, based on their joke. Lets go!
MariahBoPeep: lmao
Yerbouti: Now Sefet, don't complain about the bumpy airship, it rides better than yo momma.
cory0210: Oh Burn!
MariahBoPeep: oooooooo snap
Sefet: Yeah, Yo momma's so fat we call flying machines 'airships', cause she's got a copyright on "blimp" and she's so fat
her butt needs its own breezeway.
cory0210: What a dis!
BooBoo: lmao
Yerbouti: Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a yellow jacket people mistake her for a taxi.
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat, the only recipe she knows is "chicken meat" "oil" and "salt" and she's so nasty all the crabs in
Egypt are in her pants!
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so ugly, when she picks her nose, the boogers look kinda cute.
cory0210: Those are some fat and ugly mammas!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy attracted her by leaving straw in a pen and she's so fat she needs a cornerstone!
BooBoo: omg that is fat
Elfus: Ouch! Poor Mom's!
cory0210: You gonna take that yerbouti?
Yerbouti: Yo monkey is so ugly, we thought it was yo momma.
cory0210: Oh, thats a thrid degree burn!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly her last job was modeling for the beetle garden
Yerbouti: Yo momma's so fat, after she got off the chariot, the horse limped for a week.
RosieRazor: lol
Sefet: Your momma's so fat her only acro move is "Wobble"!
Karmen: 4th degree burn on Yerbout!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb she thinks "distaff" is what "dat infection she got" is and she's so fat people hide cicada cages
in her rolls!
cory0210: I'd hate to find that cage!
RosieRazor: omg Sefet hahaha
Crone: lots of points for that cicada
Elfus: Yerbouti! Show us your worth!
cory0210: Okay contestants, its time for our lightening round!
Karmen: Stupid Sefet! Now i have to go comfort Yerbouti's mom
Yerbouti: Yo momma is like the Saqqara Zoo stinky and free on wednesdays.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits and she's so fat, you had to learn Structure Reinforcement
before she could start sleeping inside!
cory0210: Slap each other with as many you mamma jokes as you can in the next two minutes to wrap up or contest in this
lightening round!
cory0210: 3
cory0210: 2
cory0210: 1
cory0210: Goooooo!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so fat she has her own School of Arch.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits
Elfus: *Shows the crowd a sign with "laugh" on it*
Yerbouti: Yo momma so hairy when you were born you had rugburn the rest of your life
Sefet: Yo momma's so greasy, you could put a deep well in her hair and she's so fat, you could use her her sweat to light
ritual torches
Yerbouti: Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Sefet: Yo momma's teeth so crooked, she chews sideways
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so stupid, she asked if her ass made her ass look fat.
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb so thinks "resin" is dried up grapes.
cory0210: Only 30 seconds left!
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat when she bathes in Adn, it floods in Saqqarah!
Yerbouti: Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Peret and it's still printing ...
Sefet: Heck, yo momma's so fat the last time she got in the ocean, Atlantis sank!
EvilSnowman: Ha!
Yerbouti: Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.
cory0210: Okay contestants, thats it@
Sefet: *bows to Yerbouti*
BooBoo: gives applause to the contestants
Yerbouti: wipes sweat from brow "Whew"
RosieRazor: lol nice job to both of you :)
Elfus: *Gives applause to BooBoo*
cory0210: Elfus and I have watched this contest and come up with our winners, but we want egypt to decide as well! Who do
you think won?
cory0210: Okay, now then, on to the final portion of our show (yes, we do practice portion control here!): The Better Camps
and Gardnes Awards!
cory0210: Or, as I like to call them, the Campies!
truanna: thwaps CoPrah upside da head. BCAG results! BCAG results! Spit em out already!
cory0210: Our Judging process went by color, design, and overall impression.
Elfus: First off, I'd like to thank our judges, Ariella, Seba, cory
cory0210: Togehter, Elfus, Seba, Aryballa, and I have roamed egypt...
cory0210: Now, I turn the show over to Elfus for the results! Elfus!
Elfus: Hello everyone!
Elfus: Oh wait, Toilet Pause, 5 minutes
Orrin: Ehm... Studio correction. Cory got fired for libel.
Katma: hi
Elfus: Just joking, egypt!
ombori: hi
cory0210: Please, do get on with it Elfus!
Elfus: Before i'd like to start, remember: Don't vote Orrin for DP!
Tzalaa: whyever not?
Orrin: *elfus got fired too*
cory0210: Please folks, ignore Orrin the evil.
BooBoo: and at cory also
cory0210: Now then, lets get to the results!
Elfus: Okay, I'm gonna start with the top 7!
Orrin: Orrin is evil cos he's a stuck floating blimp on a speed of 56kb/s due to the retarded phone company
cory0210: Okay folks, I'm silencing orrin.
cory0210: Please continue Elfus, I'm sure everyone is dying to know.
Rania: be nice to Orrin he cant help it
Elfus: On the seventh Place, we have Halana, with Stillwaters of Halicarnassus
cory0210: A round of applause for Halana!
Crone: *clap clap*
BooBoo: clap clap
Crone: looks at Katma
Elfus: Oh wait, Halan is sixth, and Tzalaa is seventh
Rania: woot Halana :)
IaruHetep: *claps in a circular motion*
Tzalaa: woohoo
cory0210: Now then, in 6th place we have....
BooBoo: clap clap
truanna: *clapclaps for both tzalaa and halana*
Elfus: On a fifth Place, We have Lill, With the Egyptian Life Guildhall
BooBoo: clap clap yay lill and el
cory0210: Quite a spectacular feat of design, but lacking a bit in size.
Orrin: yes truanna, please stick to hand claps. Bingo wings are not nice.
Elfus: On a 4th place, we have Sesnut & Injeru, With the Valley of Hathor's bowl
truanna: shaddup orrin, or I'll bonk you with your rod again
BooBoo: clap clap
cory0210: In third place is...
Rania: clap clap
Elfus: Shemei!
Elfus: With Dag and Shem's Retreat
BooBoo: clap clap
Sefet: *clap clap*
Then we have Dustitwister!
truanna: that's it, pummel him with rotten tomatoes!
cory0210: And the winner is....
Elfus: Hanid and Rania with Utopia!
Shemei: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlueGrass: Wooot!!!!
Tzalaa: hands Truanna a basket of tomatoes and eggs
truanna: yay! gratz hanid and rania!
Sashagirl: Yells Congradulations to all winners
Crone: Grats people *clap clap clap*
BooBoo: woooooott Congrats clap clap
DustiTwister: Congrats To All Winners =D
Sefet: *clap clap clap clap*!!!
cory0210: Congradulations Hanid adn Rania, your design was impecable!
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you!
Tzalaa: I hope you're gonna tell us the other places too?
Elfus: They had a fabulous score of 9, 81!
Elfus: Dusti got 9,18 fyi
cory0210: Absolutely incredible!
truanna: now everyone pummel Elfus with rotten veggies! And orrin too!
Crone: Yo momma is so fat she didnt fit in that pyramid
Rania: thank you all and to BlueGrass for his awsome pyrmid :)
Chelsis: Now where do i find out top 14 and 21? I would like to see where i placed. ty. :)
cory0210: Full results (in order) are:
Elfus: Hanid DustiTwister Shemei Sesnut Lill Halana Tzalaa Aubery nebkhepure Vixsin truanna TeaAira Almelkehdes Klasher
Beah MariahBoPeep Chelsis darkfyre Obol BooBoo Asum Pharahmoan Ryssa Sindelicious Duplus Elvodel fahli Casino
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you for enterign!
Katma: ...mine is so bad it didnt even make worse hovels and dumps list...
Elfus: You didn't enter either
cory0210: Okay, now that better camps and gardens are over, I would like to thank you all for coming out today!
cory0210: Our next male oprah show will be next sunday, and I hope to see you all there for more festivites!
Elfus: If you were in the contest, please leave a chat open, so i can manage prizes
Orrin: No cory, you're the only person that came out today. The rest of us didnt switch our sexuality.
Elfus: prizes will be distributed the coming week
Crone: have to admit, this was fun
BooBoo: batting your eyelashes cory was a dead giveaway
cory0210: Also, as a PRET function, we are open to suggestions, just leave them with elfus or on our wiki page!
cory0210: Okay folks!
Katma: what r we doing for halloween?
Orrin: that's being thought about...
cory0210: Male Oprah is a PRET Production, directed by Elfus, in asssociation with the Funtasy Mic Guild.
Crone: There's no halloween in Egypt?
Orrin: I'm saying no more than that.
cory0210: There will be crone.
cory0210: Thank you all for being here!
cory0210: --- Male Oprah out! (Links to follow) ---
cory0210: Better Camps and Gardens Locations:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Events/Better_Camps_and_Gardens
cory0210: Male Oprah show site:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/The_Male_Oprah_Show
Elfus: Another Producer Note: Pacer built the garden that was #5 for Lill, a sign of true love!
cory0210: And, the big "c" guild announcement:
cory0210: Otter and I (BruceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun,
Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to
them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo
much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your
support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is
the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.
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Otter and I (BryceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun, Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.
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All ye' badges that are given out on behalf of Funtasy and Our Male Oprah.
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*Teppy Basher: Sagen
*Birthday Queen: BooBoo
*Stonking Great Gardeners: Hanid and Rania.
*Stonking Great Gardener Runner-Up: Dustitwister.
*Momma Punisher: Sefet
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Female Punisher: MariahBoPeep
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Male Punisher: Teppy

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Lead Producer: Elfus<br>
In coordination with: The Funtasy Mic Guild<br>
A PRET Production.<br>
And Don't forget... CORY!
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The Male Oprah Show

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cory0210: Flight attendents, please crosscheck and prepare for takeoff.
cory0210: Hello everyone, and welcome to male oprah! Today we have a jam packed show for you, all broadcast from a fictional
airship!
cory0210: To begin with....
cory0210: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOOBOOO@
BooBoo: omg ty ty :D *blushes
cory0210: Come on everyone, congradulate her on yet another 29th!
BooBoo: i would like to take this opportunity to thank all the little people that helped me get to 29 again :D
Choltai: <claps>
Elfus: *Applause*
Crone: yes lets congratulate him with getting a year older... which means, sorry to say closer to... you know.
Crone: Happy birthday anyways BooBoo
cory0210: *her
Crone: sorry sorry... her :))
BooBoo: him ? omg, looks down
cory0210: Okay, so, we have numerous festivities planned to mark this even!
cory0210: Most of which are BooBoo central!
BooBoo: pushes her boobies off the keyboard
cory0210: To start, we have.... The Male Oprah Book Club!
Crone: *clap clap* BooBoo BooBoo BooBoo
cory0210: As you all know, we honor anindividual each month for excellence in writing, and this moth its....
cory0210: BooBoo!
BooBoo: :D
Crone: lol
cory0210: Every day (nearly) she contributes a peice of literature to the egyptian database.
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/User:BooBoo
BooBoo: ty i couldn't do the blog without all of the wonderful people of Egypt.
cory0210: Ranging from embarassing moments in her real life, to serious issues.
cory0210: BooBoo's blog encompasses all.
cory0210: So, lets talk about it BooBoo. What drives you to write eachday?
BooBoo: crazy real life drives me... and annoying things about egypt :D and teppy
Crone: is this the more serious part, or is this the teppy bashing?
cory0210: Serious.
BooBoo: seriously....
cory0210: So, I've picked a small peice from your blog I'd like to share with everyone:
cory0210: Girls Will Be Girls
cory0210: Girls will be Girls. My neighbor Pitaboo and I were showing our fellow YaYa Kelly around the new decorations that
Kaayru worked on yesterday. Well, leave it to Kelly to decide the new cushiony potted trees looked like cupcakes and she
could play hide and seek in them. All of a sudden, Kelly was in the tree (you can see her ponytail and arm) and Pitaboo
and I were in the cupcake (which the pots under the trees will now be forever known as) BryceCicada came over to take a
peek at the new cupcakes and snake, as well as VicVic. All of a sudden a hookah appeared and everyone was partying. It was
great to just hang out in Egypt not doing much of anything except the most important thing you can do, have a great time
with friends.
cory0210: Care to comment on that?
cory0210: (March 25, 2009
BooBoo: that was a great moment... all the yaya's partying... bryce enjoying all the yaya's... we had a great day and i love
to document great days.
kuupid: boo
BooBoo: kuupid :D
cory0210: I see, so, have you taken a bit out of your cupcake lately?
cory0210: I know I tried to.. but it tasted odd.
kuupid: hey BooBoo :)
BooBoo: ahh the cupcakes are still there but they seem to grow back bigger after every bite
cory0210: I see.
kuupid: lol
cory0210: Now then, there are also real life moments in your blog... let me see here...
BooBoo: they say daily.... Bite Me
cory0210: March 12, 2009:
cory0210: Miniscule ranting... So.... I decided to put my little announcement on E! So maybe lots of people would gather
round and enjoy an evening staring at the stars. I didn't copy and paste from the below mentioned blurb, I did a copy and
paste from my document I saved that unfortunately didn't have the GMT information that merek was so kind to pass on to me
last night. Well... (Lifts and dips shoulders) some peeps got irritated that I didn't add the GMT. Of course I said I was
sorry and its 11pm GMT because I didn't want anyone to feel slighted and I also didn't want anyone to miss out on the big
event. Well a whole discussion ensued about the time of eastern, eastern daylight, GMT time, etc, etc... So henceforth
the announcement will say 11pm GMT. Now... Since I live in New York City, if I went around and said to someone, hey there,
come on over, we're having a bash at 11pm GMT, everyone would look at me like I was nuts. But since I'm here in Egypt I
have to get used to that stuff. The problem is I'm blonde. So now it's -4 GMT which is 7pm eastern my time. But when the
clocks change AGAIN it will AGAIN be -5 GMT. That is waaaay too much thinking for me. It's bad enough that I haven't
changed my clock in the living room from the time change last Sunday at 2am eastern NYC time here where I am sitting
right this second and don't tell anyone but I can't figure out how to change the time on the radio in my car which I've
only had to change 18 times over the last 9 years, AND I still can't figure it out.'
BooBoo: well....
cory0210: Would you say you have connection issues?
BooBoo: ahhh no
cory0210: Internal clock problems?
BooBoo: But in regards to that rant
kuupid: I have connection issues, my legs don't want to connect to my feet :)
cory0210: I see we have quite the talkative audience member...
BooBoo: one of the issues is being resolved on 11/1, the clocks are being changed again, so the clock in my car will be
right again
cory0210: I see.
cory0210: Does the audience have any questions for madame boo?
Khaemwaset: If you were not destined to marry Sami... would you marry me?
BooBoo: no no one has any questions.
Choltai: Awwwww!
Morrigan: what's your phone number, beautiful?
BooBoo: oh my Khaemwaset.. I'm afraid its in my destiny to marry Sami eventually
BooBoo: but ty so much for asking...
cory0210: Any other questions before we move on?
BooBoo: move on... i'm embarrassed...lol
Crone: BooBoo is Egypt that boring that you are writing a blog?
kuupid: can we burn Sami in a vigil?
Crone: Oh wait that was for the Teppy bashing, sorry
BooBoo: ahhh no its not boring, its exciting
RaasAlHayya: BooBoo, do you have any beauty tips to share?
BooBoo: omg kuupid, no sami burning please... my darling is destined for me
BooBoo: Yes RaasalHayya.....
kuupid: well dang, then we won't burn him on one condition
BooBoo: Beauty tip number 1 - always use deodorant before you start the flax gin
BooBoo: Beauty Tip number 2
kuupid: And that is you make him give us new clothes to wear :)
kuupid: Or we burn him in a vigil
BooBoo: a creamed earth light is good for facial wrinkles
cory0210: Any more questions?
Morrigan: sounds off of crashing and a drum being jumped on...
Khaemwaset: Will you marry me please darling Boo (number of times asked BooBoo to marry me=2)
cory0210: My goodness, what a birthday this is!
BooBoo: *Hopes Sami isn't watching this*
Choltai: That is so sweet! Khaem is nice guy BooBoo.
cory0210: Well, now we have a surprise for all of you, including madame Boo........
Khaemwaset: <<wonders if he should wear his Birthday Suit?
cory0210: Singing her hit song, Poke-Her Face.... Lady YaYa!!!
cory0210: (oh god khaemwaset, please no.)
Morrigan: Lady Yaya enters in a very revealing black camelhide jumpsuit and pure gold wire wig.
BooBoo: OMG Lady YAYA
Morrigan: Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah
Morrigan: I wanna poke em like they do on helpless days Poke em let em poke me poke it baby stay with me, I love it Luck
and intuition poke the best with pokes to start And after he's been poked I'll poke the one that's on his heart
Morrigan: oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke
my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
Morrigan: wiggles a little to show what she's got
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
Morrigan: I wanna poke with him a hard poke we will be a little poking is fun when you're with me, I love it Pokeing
roulette is not the same without a hand and baby when its poke if its not rough it isn't fun, fun
Morrigan: oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
Darwishi: ^.^
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
Morrigan: I won't tell you that I'll poke you touch or bruise you cause i'm bluffin' with my pokin' i'm not lying i'm
just stunnin' wit my poke-a-poke-poking
Morrigan: laughs very loud as she waves a poker in Cory's face
BooBoo: **jumps up and down clapping for lady YAYA**
Choltai: <claps along>
Morrigan: just like a chick in a guild poke your face before I poke you out i promise this, promise this check this poke
cause I'm fabulous
Crone: *dancing*
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
Morrigan: hooks a rope over the chandelier and hangs herself from it, slitting her wrist as she flies up.
BooBoo: *** clap clap clap YAYA YAYA chants YAYA
Morrigan: quietly murmurs the last chorus.
Choltai: <gasps> What just happened?
cory0210: There you have it!
Morrigan: Yayas forever....
cory0210: CLAP@
cory0210: CLAP
cory0210: CLAP
Crone: WOOOOoooooOOOOOO
cory0210: Just so you know, the YaYa's are a egyptwide sisterhood, known for screaming YAYA at random times.
BlackBeast: Ride the storm, life goes on, life goes on, ride the storm
Crone: YAYA
BlackBeast: For depressed people :D
cory0210: Okay, on the note of depression...
cory0210: A note from our sponser!
Morrigan: what depression?
Morrigan: drips blood on Cory
BlackBeast: Nothing :D
Morrigan: This stuff makes money, buster!
cory0210: ---- Bored with your Egyptian life? Need a pick up? Try PRET run events! Our unique approach to the events
system incorportes what you want! So play pret! ----
BlackBeast: I just can't get get a player's father let me marry her doughter.
cory0210: Now then, on to our next portion...
cory0210: THe Teppy Bash!
Morrigan: So screw the father...
cory0210: The rules ofthis contest are simple.
BlackBeast: Heh :D
Morrigan: O can I drip blood on him too?
kuupid: he might like to be screwed
cory0210: Each player may post one joke to funtasy, one and only one, that bashes Teppy a ton.
cory0210: The winner gets a moprah badge and a small present, as well as thee joke highlighted on the wiki.
Morrigan: Guaranteed full of bugs!
cory0210: Now then... BEGIN! You have 3 minutes.
Sagen: How many Teppys does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but it takes 3 years
Crone: :))
BooBoo: lol
cory0210: Crone, BooBoo, make some jokes!
BlackBeast: How many Teppy's are needed to change a tale? None... It won't change with Teppy xD
Orrin: There once was a monkey named Fred, Who awoke with Teppy in bed. Alarmed, Fred shouted, Whilst
Teppy just pouted, And complained that the hookah had gone to his head.
Choltai: <laughs>
Crone: Teppy time: GMT+1000
cory0210: one minute left.
BlackBeast: Finish him!
BooBoo: instead of jokes about teppy why can't we just bash him for 2 minutes
cory0210: after the jokes, birthday girl.
cory0210: As for mine (taken from orrin) I have two words: Tale 5.
BlackBeast: xD
cory0210: BZZZZ
cory0210: Times up!
BooBoo: there are hardly any jokes because there are hardly any people in egypt anymore
cory0210: Nowthat you've seen the jokes, /tell me with who you think won! one voter per customer,
not valid in srillanka.
BlackBeast: Teppy IQ: -230
Crone: and noone was expecting to tell a joke
Crone: Sagen
BooBoo: Sagen
Kuviena: Hey, what's wrong with Sri Lanka?
Crone: *sigh* /tell me didn't work
Morrigan: I wanna poke him like they do on helpless days Poke em let em poke me poke it baby stay with me,
I love it Luck and intuition poke the best with pokes to start And after he's been poked I'll poke the one
that's on his heart
BooBoo: omg LADY YAYA
Sagen: bows
cory0210: Okay!
Morrigan: see? not dead, not depressed, just hangin' as Yayas do!
Khaemwaset: yay Sagen
BlackBeast: And the winner is:
cory0210: SAGEN!
Khaemwaset: <applauds>
BlackBeast: I failed...
BooBoo: clap clap
Crone: *clap clap*
BlackBeast: nukes!
cory0210: now you can just plain bash teppy
Crone: I fear gaming though
Morrigan: sits on teppy's head and pulls his ears off.
BooBoo: teppy doesn't let Sami come around for photo ops with me anymore i'm very angry about that
cory0210: Does anyone share this anger?
Morrigan: aw I thought you meant literally bash....
cory0210: Here on male oprah we are all about emotional sharing.
Morrigan: sticks the ears back on
BooBoo: lol
cory0210: If not, were moving on to a special report.
BlackBeast: Teppy Joke: What do you need to make Sami run?... BooBoo
Crone: Teppy is never late, he has 2 hours more each day
Morrigan: haha BB
Choltai: LOL
BooBoo: smacks BlackBeast
cory0210: Oh dear, wheres our group psychiatrist!
BlackBeast: *ouch* :D
cory0210: Oh wait, thats me... *goes into dr. phill mode*.
BooBoo: smacks cory0210
Morrigan: wades into the fight, loading her rocket laucher
cory0210: Oh no!
BlackBeast: xD
cory0210: Okay!
cory0210: Lets move on, shall we?
Crone: Teppy runs the only game where gaming isnt allowed
Khaemwaset: ----Officer Khaem is plodding up the street--- he doesnt want any trouble
BooBoo: throws mud at cory
BlackBeast: Teppy joke: What do you need to make Wahim happy?... Sami's Death...
cory0210: Its been brought to our attention at an epidemic has swept the streets of Egypt: Hoookah abuse.
BooBoo: Hookah or Hooker?
cory0210: Hookah.
Morrigan: lights up a large Havana
Sagen: If you see me tonight with an illegal smile, well it don't cost very much and it lasts a long while...
cory0210: Every day, at least one egyptian family is torn appart by this epidimic, such as Sagen's.
Crone: Hooker but then with a yo momma's accent
cory0210: You see, Sagen once had a loving, caring family.
cory0210: But now, he is but a simple nomadic farmer, sucking on a hookah for dear life.
cory0210: And when is intoxication is high, he continues.
Sagen: Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone, I was just tryin to have me some fun!
Morrigan: these men, they do love to suck....
Khaemwaset: Oy Morrigan!
cory0210: You see, Sagen was convicted of thrid degegree Camel murder.
BooBoo: Sagen sucks?
Morrigan: wait your turn Khaem...
Morrigan: :P
Sagen: Hey! I resemble that!
cory0210: Poor Sagen has no where to turn.
cory0210: Thats why, as of today, Male Oprah is oppening the "Hookahs to Hobo's" clinic.
Morrigan: he sucked the camel to death?
Khaemwaset: Send him to Morrigan
Crone: Even Teppy doesnt understand ATITD thats why he has gamemasters
cory0210: So please, donate today, all we need are herbs and love.
Morrigan: lol I'll teach him!
Morrigan: it's not a fishing pole, it's a whip!
Sagen: Yeeeeooooow!
Khaemwaset: Would you like my handcuffs?
cory0210: Now then. we have 10 minutes left in the show I would like to fill with a special segmetn:
cory0210: "On a more serious note".
cory0210: As you might have heard, Aladdin has caused quite a bit of controversy lately.
Crone: no?!
Sagen: Stuff him in his lamp!
cory0210: Here is our special report, courtesy of BooBoo Blooging inc.
cory0210: Editorial: Aladdin put up a compound in SA that is in the shape of a Swastika. I am thoroughly
opposed to this symbol of hatred present in our game. Number 3 of the rules of conduct states we the people
can punish someone if we don't like what they do. I say, speak to your DP's and have a DP request from Aladdin
that his compound be changed and/or ban him from the game. We are losing people daily in game and this is one
more reason to leave. This is not endorsing individuality as Aladdin states, it is endorsing a symbol of
hatred and death.
cory0210: Here at male oprah, we support individuality, but not to such an extent.
cory0210: We believe that the symbol is unnacceptable.
cory0210: And, when asked about it, aladdin made the followign statemetn.
cory0210: [The symbol] in real life? Ignorence, blind hatred, racisim, intolerince.
cory0210: What I wish for it to represent here is individuality, the right ot be different. ironically,the
opposite of the modern day swastika.
cory0210: Whilst we are all entitled to ourown opionons, but at male oprah, not to these extremes.
Sagen: Burn him at the stake!!! Burn! Burn!
cory0210: So please, if you see the demi-pharaoh around, talk to them about it, but don't burn him at the stake.
BooBoo: Off with his head
Sagen: Anybody have a light? My hookah went out
cory0210: Allright, thats all the time we have for today!
Morrigan: points flamethrower at Sagen
Morrigan: :)
cory0210: Male oprah is a Funtasy network production(with our Lead Producer Elfus) in association with PRET>
cory0210: Please come back nextsunday for another exciting show, and see a lof of this show on or wiki page.
Crone: how many Egyptians did emigrate because of this incident?
cory0210: CORY OUT!

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cory0210: Hello and welcome to Male Oprah, supported by your local Funtasy mic station!
cory0210: Paid in part by PRET, in association with Elfus!
cory0210: Today, we have a killer show for you, with Better Camps and Gardens Awards, a "Yo Mamma!" contest, and a section
known as "On a more serious note.".
cory0210: To begin with, we would like to thank all participants of better camps and gardens!
BlueGrass: Yay
cory0210: Your creations were all incredible, and they have certainly pleased Elfus's wife Karmen.
Sindelicious: yep
cory0210: Now then, we'll have the results of this later in the show!
Karmen: Bah, My elfus is lazy, letting others do the work for him!
Tzalaa: typical male...
cory0210: Ah! Karmen has decided to join us! How about a round of applause for the lovely lady!
truanna: figures, they're gonna m ake us sit through the yo mamma jokes to find out who won BC&G
Elfus: *Goes Into hiding behind cory*
Crone: *clap clap*
Karmen: Hmmm *Bats Eyelashes at Crone*
cory0210: Before that gets too far *shoves Karmen away from Crone*, Elfus, our producer, has arranged a Yo Mamma Contest!
MariahBoPeep: *whistle*
cory0210: Elfus, tel us the contestents, and what theywill win!
Elfus: Yerbouti and Sefet are our contestants
Elfus: They wint he fabulous prize of 1 grass! And a place in the show's hall of fame!
cory0210: Thats fabulous!
Karmen: And I'm gonna throw in a Huge Quartz, For my own amusement
Elfus: Karmen! We need that Quartz!
Elfus: We only have 30 at the GH!
cory0210: Well then, its too late now Elfus!
cory0210: Okay, Yerbouti, Sefet, are you ready?
cory0210: I hear sefet is in an airship, so he may have a bit of interference!
Yerbouti: But of course!
Elfus: Contestants! The Rules! cory?
Sefet: All set to go!
cory0210: The rules of the contest are simple:
Sefet: Like Yerbouti's mom.
cory0210: Throw your best yo mamma jokes at the other contestant, based on their joke. Lets go!
MariahBoPeep: lmao
Yerbouti: Now Sefet, don't complain about the bumpy airship, it rides better than yo momma.
cory0210: Oh Burn!
MariahBoPeep: oooooooo snap
Sefet: Yeah, Yo momma's so fat we call flying machines 'airships', cause she's got a copyright on "blimp" and she's so fat
her butt needs its own breezeway.
cory0210: What a dis!
BooBoo: lmao
Yerbouti: Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a yellow jacket people mistake her for a taxi.
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat, the only recipe she knows is "chicken meat" "oil" and "salt" and she's so nasty all the crabs in
Egypt are in her pants!
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so ugly, when she picks her nose, the boogers look kinda cute.
cory0210: Those are some fat and ugly mammas!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy attracted her by leaving straw in a pen and she's so fat she needs a cornerstone!
BooBoo: omg that is fat
Elfus: Ouch! Poor Mom's!
cory0210: You gonna take that yerbouti?
Yerbouti: Yo monkey is so ugly, we thought it was yo momma.
cory0210: Oh, thats a thrid degree burn!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly her last job was modeling for the beetle garden
Yerbouti: Yo momma's so fat, after she got off the chariot, the horse limped for a week.
RosieRazor: lol
Sefet: Your momma's so fat her only acro move is "Wobble"!
Karmen: 4th degree burn on Yerbout!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb she thinks "distaff" is what "dat infection she got" is and she's so fat people hide cicada cages
in her rolls!
cory0210: I'd hate to find that cage!
RosieRazor: omg Sefet hahaha
Crone: lots of points for that cicada
Elfus: Yerbouti! Show us your worth!
cory0210: Okay contestants, its time for our lightening round!
Karmen: Stupid Sefet! Now i have to go comfort Yerbouti's mom
Yerbouti: Yo momma is like the Saqqara Zoo stinky and free on wednesdays.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits and she's so fat, you had to learn Structure Reinforcement
before she could start sleeping inside!
cory0210: Slap each other with as many you mamma jokes as you can in the next two minutes to wrap up or contest in this
lightening round!
cory0210: 3
cory0210: 2
cory0210: 1
cory0210: Goooooo!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so fat she has her own School of Arch.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits
Elfus: *Shows the crowd a sign with "laugh" on it*
Yerbouti: Yo momma so hairy when you were born you had rugburn the rest of your life
Sefet: Yo momma's so greasy, you could put a deep well in her hair and she's so fat, you could use her her sweat to light
ritual torches
Yerbouti: Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Sefet: Yo momma's teeth so crooked, she chews sideways
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so stupid, she asked if her ass made her ass look fat.
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb so thinks "resin" is dried up grapes.
cory0210: Only 30 seconds left!
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat when she bathes in Adn, it floods in Saqqarah!
Yerbouti: Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Peret and it's still printing ...
Sefet: Heck, yo momma's so fat the last time she got in the ocean, Atlantis sank!
EvilSnowman: Ha!
Yerbouti: Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.
cory0210: Okay contestants, thats it@
Sefet: *bows to Yerbouti*
BooBoo: gives applause to the contestants
Yerbouti: wipes sweat from brow "Whew"
RosieRazor: lol nice job to both of you :)
Elfus: *Gives applause to BooBoo*
cory0210: Elfus and I have watched this contest and come up with our winners, but we want egypt to decide as well! Who do
you think won?
cory0210: Okay, now then, on to the final portion of our show (yes, we do practice portion control here!): The Better Camps
and Gardnes Awards!
cory0210: Or, as I like to call them, the Campies!
truanna: thwaps CoPrah upside da head. BCAG results! BCAG results! Spit em out already!
cory0210: Our Judging process went by color, design, and overall impression.
Elfus: First off, I'd like to thank our judges, Ariella, Seba, cory
cory0210: Togehter, Elfus, Seba, Aryballa, and I have roamed egypt...
cory0210: Now, I turn the show over to Elfus for the results! Elfus!
Elfus: Hello everyone!
Elfus: Oh wait, Toilet Pause, 5 minutes
Orrin: Ehm... Studio correction. Cory got fired for libel.
Katma: hi
Elfus: Just joking, egypt!
ombori: hi
cory0210: Please, do get on with it Elfus!
Elfus: Before i'd like to start, remember: Don't vote Orrin for DP!
Tzalaa: whyever not?
Orrin: *elfus got fired too*
cory0210: Please folks, ignore Orrin the evil.
BooBoo: and at cory also
cory0210: Now then, lets get to the results!
Elfus: Okay, I'm gonna start with the top 7!
Orrin: Orrin is evil cos he's a stuck floating blimp on a speed of 56kb/s due to the retarded phone company
cory0210: Okay folks, I'm silencing orrin.
cory0210: Please continue Elfus, I'm sure everyone is dying to know.
Rania: be nice to Orrin he cant help it
Elfus: On the seventh Place, we have Halana, with Stillwaters of Halicarnassus
cory0210: A round of applause for Halana!
Crone: *clap clap*
BooBoo: clap clap
Crone: looks at Katma
Elfus: Oh wait, Halan is sixth, and Tzalaa is seventh
Rania: woot Halana :)
IaruHetep: *claps in a circular motion*
Tzalaa: woohoo
cory0210: Now then, in 6th place we have....
BooBoo: clap clap
truanna: *clapclaps for both tzalaa and halana*
Elfus: On a fifth Place, We have Lill, With the Egyptian Life Guildhall
BooBoo: clap clap yay lill and el
cory0210: Quite a spectacular feat of design, but lacking a bit in size.
Orrin: yes truanna, please stick to hand claps. Bingo wings are not nice.
Elfus: On a 4th place, we have Sesnut & Injeru, With the Valley of Hathor's bowl
truanna: shaddup orrin, or I'll bonk you with your rod again
BooBoo: clap clap
cory0210: In third place is...
Rania: clap clap
Elfus: Shemei!
Elfus: With Dag and Shem's Retreat
BooBoo: clap clap
Sefet: *clap clap*
Then we have Dustitwister!
truanna: that's it, pummel him with rotten tomatoes!
cory0210: And the winner is....
Elfus: Hanid and Rania with Utopia!
Shemei: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlueGrass: Wooot!!!!
Tzalaa: hands Truanna a basket of tomatoes and eggs
truanna: yay! gratz hanid and rania!
Sashagirl: Yells Congradulations to all winners
Crone: Grats people *clap clap clap*
BooBoo: woooooott Congrats clap clap
DustiTwister: Congrats To All Winners =D
Sefet: *clap clap clap clap*!!!
cory0210: Congradulations Hanid adn Rania, your design was impecable!
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you!
Tzalaa: I hope you're gonna tell us the other places too?
Elfus: They had a fabulous score of 9, 81!
Elfus: Dusti got 9,18 fyi
cory0210: Absolutely incredible!
truanna: now everyone pummel Elfus with rotten veggies! And orrin too!
Crone: Yo momma is so fat she didnt fit in that pyramid
Rania: thank you all and to BlueGrass for his awsome pyrmid :)
Chelsis: Now where do i find out top 14 and 21? I would like to see where i placed. ty. :)
cory0210: Full results (in order) are:
Elfus: Hanid DustiTwister Shemei Sesnut Lill Halana Tzalaa Aubery nebkhepure Vixsin truanna TeaAira Almelkehdes Klasher
Beah MariahBoPeep Chelsis darkfyre Obol BooBoo Asum Pharahmoan Ryssa Sindelicious Duplus Elvodel fahli Casino
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you for enterign!
Katma: ...mine is so bad it didnt even make worse hovels and dumps list...
Elfus: You didn't enter either
cory0210: Okay, now that better camps and gardens are over, I would like to thank you all for coming out today!
cory0210: Our next male oprah show will be next sunday, and I hope to see you all there for more festivites!
Elfus: If you were in the contest, please leave a chat open, so i can manage prizes
Orrin: No cory, you're the only person that came out today. The rest of us didnt switch our sexuality.
Elfus: prizes will be distributed the coming week
Crone: have to admit, this was fun
BooBoo: batting your eyelashes cory was a dead giveaway
cory0210: Also, as a PRET function, we are open to suggestions, just leave them with elfus or on our wiki page!
cory0210: Okay folks!
Katma: what r we doing for halloween?
Orrin: that's being thought about...
cory0210: Male Oprah is a PRET Production, directed by Elfus, in asssociation with the Funtasy Mic Guild.
Crone: There's no halloween in Egypt?
Orrin: I'm saying no more than that.
cory0210: There will be crone.
cory0210: Thank you all for being here!
cory0210: --- Male Oprah out! (Links to follow) ---
cory0210: Better Camps and Gardens Locations:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Events/Better_Camps_and_Gardens
cory0210: Male Oprah show site:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/The_Male_Oprah_Show
Elfus: Another Producer Note: Pacer built the garden that was #5 for Lill, a sign of true love!
cory0210: And, the big "c" guild announcement:
cory0210: Otter and I (BruceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun,
Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to
them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo
much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your
support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is
the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.
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Otter and I (BryceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun, Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.
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All ye' badges that are given out on behalf of Funtasy and Our Male Oprah.
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*Teppy Basher: Sagen
*Birthday Queen: BooBoo
*Stonking Great Gardeners: Hanid and Rania.
*Stonking Great Gardener Runner-Up: Dustitwister.
*Momma Punisher: Sefet
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Female Punisher: MariahBoPeep
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Male Punisher: Teppy

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Lead Producer: Elfus<br>
In coordination with: The Funtasy Mic Guild<br>
A PRET Production.<br>
And Don't forget... CORY!
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Events/Costume Exhibition/Gallery

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[[Image:Nchanter-LabCoat.JPG|Nchanter in her Mad-Scientist Lab Coat]]<br>
''[[User:Nchanter|Nchanter]] in her Mad-Scientist Lab Coat.... not much of a costume for her!''

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"[[User:BlackBeast|BlackBeast]] wearing The Shepherd suit.... doesn't fit as my job! XD. More pictures [[User:BlackBeast/Stuff/CostumeExhibition|here]]."

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"[[User:Min|Min]] wears his crystal robe even when he is doing sports..."

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"Title: [[User:Citarre|Citarre]], Daisy in the grass."

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"Title: [[User:Spooner|Spooner]], Green man with Attack Bunny."

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"Title: [[User:Hanid|Hanid]], All Dressed Up & Nowhere to Go."

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"Title: [[User:DREASIMY|Dreasimy]], Can't Afford A Costume, It's The Economy."

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"Title:[[User:Halana]] "Spainish Lady at Ball"

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"Title: [[User:Sterling]] "Conquistador Returns with Treasures"

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"Title: [[Tanistheslavegirl]] "Spanish Lady Waiting For Her Hero"

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"Title: Elfus "Epic Phail Servitor"

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"Title: Cory0210 "Male Oprah's Flying Fish Male-Gown"

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Cory0210: Male oprah's gown!

Male oprah's gown!

The Male Oprah Show

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Cory0210:

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October 18, 2009: Suggest your ideas here.

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cory0210: Flight attendents, please crosscheck and prepare for takeoff.
cory0210: Hello everyone, and welcome to male oprah! Today we have a jam packed show for you, all broadcast from a fictional
airship!
cory0210: To begin with....
cory0210: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOOBOOO@
BooBoo: omg ty ty :D *blushes
cory0210: Come on everyone, congradulate her on yet another 29th!
BooBoo: i would like to take this opportunity to thank all the little people that helped me get to 29 again :D
Choltai: <claps>
Crone: yes lets congratulate him with getting a year older... which means, sorry to say closer to... you know.
Crone: Happy birthday anyways BooBoo
cory0210: *her
Crone: sorry sorry... her :))
BooBoo: him ? omg, looks down
cory0210: Okay, so, we have numerous festivities planned to mark this even!
cory0210: Most of which are BooBoo central!
BooBoo: pushes her boobies off the keyboard
cory0210: To start, we have.... The Male Oprah Book Club!
Crone: *clap clap* BooBoo BooBoo BooBoo
cory0210: As you all know, we honor anindividual each month for excellence in writing, and this moth its....
cory0210: BooBoo!
BooBoo: :D
Crone: lol
cory0210: Every day (nearly) she contributes a peice of literature to the egyptian database.
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/User:BooBoo
BooBoo: ty i couldn't do the blog without all of the wonderful people of Egypt.
cory0210: Ranging from embarassing moments in her real life, to serious issues.
cory0210: BooBoo's blog encompasses all.
cory0210: So, lets talk about it BooBoo. What drives you to write eachday?
BooBoo: crazy real life drives me... and annoying things about egypt :D and teppy
Crone: is this the more serious part, or is this the teppy bashing?
cory0210: Serious.
BooBoo: seriously....
cory0210: So, I've picked a small peice from your blog I'd like to share with everyone:
cory0210: Girls Will Be Girls
cory0210: Girls will be Girls. My neighbor Pitaboo and I were showing our fellow YaYa Kelly around the new decorations that
Kaayru worked on yesterday. Well, leave it to Kelly to decide the new cushiony potted trees looked like cupcakes and she
could play hide and seek in them. All of a sudden, Kelly was in the tree (you can see her ponytail and arm) and Pitaboo
and I were in the cupcake (which the pots under the trees will now be forever known as) BryceCicada came over to take a
peek at the new cupcakes and snake, as well as VicVic. All of a sudden a hookah appeared and everyone was partying. It was
great to just hang out in Egypt not doing much of anything except the most important thing you can do, have a great time
with friends.
cory0210: Care to comment on that?
cory0210: (March 25, 2009
BooBoo: that was a great moment... all the yaya's partying... bryce enjoying all the yaya's... we had a great day and i love
to document great days.
kuupid: boo
BooBoo: kuupid :D
cory0210: I see, so, have you taken a bit out of your cupcake lately?
cory0210: I know I tried to.. but it tasted odd.
kuupid: hey BooBoo :)
BooBoo: ahh the cupcakes are still there but they seem to grow back bigger after every bite
cory0210: I see.
kuupid: lol
cory0210: Now then, there are also real life moments in your blog... let me see here...
BooBoo: they say daily.... Bite Me
cory0210: March 12, 2009:
cory0210: Miniscule ranting... So.... I decided to put my little announcement on E! So maybe lots of people would gather
round and enjoy an evening staring at the stars. I didn't copy and paste from the below mentioned blurb, I did a copy and
paste from my document I saved that unfortunately didn't have the GMT information that merek was so kind to pass on to me
last night. Well... (Lifts and dips shoulders) some peeps got irritated that I didn't add the GMT. Of course I said I was
sorry and its 11pm GMT because I didn't want anyone to feel slighted and I also didn't want anyone to miss out on the big
event. Well a whole discussion ensued about the time of eastern, eastern daylight, GMT time, etc, etc... So henceforth
the announcement will say 11pm GMT. Now... Since I live in New York City, if I went around and said to someone, hey there,
come on over, we're having a bash at 11pm GMT, everyone would look at me like I was nuts. But since I'm here in Egypt I
have to get used to that stuff. The problem is I'm blonde. So now it's -4 GMT which is 7pm eastern my time. But when the
clocks change AGAIN it will AGAIN be -5 GMT. That is waaaay too much thinking for me. It's bad enough that I haven't
changed my clock in the living room from the time change last Sunday at 2am eastern NYC time here where I am sitting
right this second and don't tell anyone but I can't figure out how to change the time on the radio in my car which I've
only had to change 18 times over the last 9 years, AND I still can't figure it out.'
BooBoo: well....
cory0210: Would you say you have connection issues?
BooBoo: ahhh no
cory0210: Internal clock problems?
BooBoo: But in regards to that rant
kuupid: I have connection issues, my legs don't want to connect to my feet :)
cory0210: I see we have quite the talkative audience member...
BooBoo: one of the issues is being resolved on 11/1, the clocks are being changed again, so the clock in my car will be
right again
cory0210: I see.
cory0210: Does the audience have any questions for madame boo?
Khaemwaset: If you were not destined to marry Sami... would you marry me?
BooBoo: no no one has any questions.
Choltai: Awwwww!
Morrigan: what's your phone number, beautiful?
BooBoo: oh my Khaemwaset.. I'm afraid its in my destiny to marry Sami eventually
BooBoo: but ty so much for asking...
cory0210: Any other questions before we move on?
BooBoo: move on... i'm embarrassed...lol
Crone: BooBoo is Egypt that boring that you are writing a blog?
kuupid: can we burn Sami in a vigil?
Crone: Oh wait that was for the Teppy bashing, sorry
BooBoo: ahhh no its not boring, its exciting
RaasAlHayya: BooBoo, do you have any beauty tips to share?
BooBoo: omg kuupid, no sami burning please... my darling is destined for me
BooBoo: Yes RaasalHayya.....
kuupid: well dang, then we won't burn him on one condition
BooBoo: Beauty tip number 1 - always use deodorant before you start the flax gin
BooBoo: Beauty Tip number 2
kuupid: And that is you make him give us new clothes to wear :)
kuupid: Or we burn him in a vigil
BooBoo: a creamed earth light is good for facial wrinkles
cory0210: Any more questions?
Morrigan: sounds off of crashing and a drum being jumped on...
Khaemwaset: Will you marry me please darling Boo (number of times asked BooBoo to marry me=2)
cory0210: My goodness, what a birthday this is!
BooBoo: *Hopes Sami isn't watching this*
Choltai: That is so sweet! Khaem is nice guy BooBoo.
cory0210: Well, now we have a surprise for all of you, including madame Boo........
Khaemwaset: <<wonders if he should wear his Birthday Suit?
cory0210: Singing her hit song, Poke-Her Face.... Lady YaYa!!!
cory0210: (oh god khaemwaset, please no.)
Morrigan: Lady Yaya enters in a very revealing black camelhide jumpsuit and pure gold wire wig.
BooBoo: OMG Lady YAYA
Morrigan: Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah
Morrigan: I wanna poke em like they do on helpless days Poke em let em poke me poke it baby stay with me, I love it Luck
and intuition poke the best with pokes to start And after he's been poked I'll poke the one that's on his heart
Morrigan: oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke
my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
Morrigan: wiggles a little to show what she's got
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
Morrigan: I wanna poke with him a hard poke we will be a little poking is fun when you're with me, I love it Pokeing
roulette is not the same without a hand and baby when its poke if its not rough it isn't fun, fun
Morrigan: oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
Darwishi: ^.^
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
Morrigan: I won't tell you that I'll poke you touch or bruise you cause i'm bluffin' with my pokin' i'm not lying i'm
just stunnin' wit my poke-a-poke-poking
Morrigan: laughs very loud as she waves a poker in Cory's face
BooBoo: **jumps up and down clapping for lady YAYA**
Choltai: <claps along>
Morrigan: just like a chick in a guild poke your face before I poke you out i promise this, promise this check this poke
cause I'm fabulous
Crone: *dancing*
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
Morrigan: hooks a rope over the chandelier and hangs herself from it, slitting her wrist as she flies up.
BooBoo: *** clap clap clap YAYA YAYA chants YAYA
Morrigan: quietly murmurs the last chorus.
Choltai: <gasps> What just happened?
cory0210: There you have it!
Morrigan: Yayas forever....
cory0210: CLAP@
cory0210: CLAP
cory0210: CLAP
Crone: WOOOOoooooOOOOOO
cory0210: Just so you know, the YaYa's are a egyptwide sisterhood, known for screaming YAYA at random times.
BlackBeast: Ride the storm, life goes on, life goes on, ride the storm
Crone: YAYA
BlackBeast: For depressed people :D
cory0210: Okay, on the note of depression...
cory0210: A note from our sponser!
Morrigan: what depression?
Morrigan: drips blood on Cory
BlackBeast: Nothing :D
Morrigan: This stuff makes money, buster!
cory0210: ---- Bored with your Egyptian life? Need a pick up? Try PRET run events! Our unique approach to the events
system incorportes what you want! So play pret! ----
BlackBeast: I just can't get get a player's father let me marry her doughter.
cory0210: Now then, on to our next portion...
cory0210: THe Teppy Bash!
Morrigan: So screw the father...
cory0210: The rules ofthis contest are simple.
BlackBeast: Heh :D
Morrigan: O can I drip blood on him too?
kuupid: he might like to be screwed
cory0210: Each player may post one joke to funtasy, one and only one, that bashes Teppy a ton.
cory0210: The winner gets a moprah badge and a small present, as well as thee joke highlighted on the wiki.
Morrigan: Guaranteed full of bugs!
cory0210: Now then... BEGIN! You have 3 minutes.
Sagen: How many Teppys does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but it takes 3 years
Crone: :))
BooBoo: lol
cory0210: Crone, BooBoo, make some jokes!
BlackBeast: How many Teppy's are needed to change a tale? None... It won't change with Teppy xD
Orrin: There once was a monkey named Fred, Who awoke with Teppy in bed. Alarmed, Fred shouted, Whilst
Teppy just pouted, And complained that the hookah had gone to his head.
Choltai: <laughs>
Crone: Teppy time: GMT+1000
cory0210: one minute left.
BlackBeast: Finish him!
BooBoo: instead of jokes about teppy why can't we just bash him for 2 minutes
cory0210: after the jokes, birthday girl.
cory0210: As for mine (taken from orrin) I have two words: Tale 5.
BlackBeast: xD
cory0210: BZZZZ
cory0210: Times up!
BooBoo: there are hardly any jokes because there are hardly any people in egypt anymore
cory0210: Nowthat you've seen the jokes, /tell me with who you think won! one voter per customer,
not valid in srillanka.
BlackBeast: Teppy IQ: -230
Crone: and noone was expecting to tell a joke
Crone: Sagen
BooBoo: Sagen
Kuviena: Hey, what's wrong with Sri Lanka?
Crone: *sigh* /tell me didn't work
Morrigan: I wanna poke him like they do on helpless days Poke em let em poke me poke it baby stay with me,
I love it Luck and intuition poke the best with pokes to start And after he's been poked I'll poke the one
that's on his heart
BooBoo: omg LADY YAYA
Sagen: bows
cory0210: Okay!
Morrigan: see? not dead, not depressed, just hangin' as Yayas do!
Khaemwaset: yay Sagen
BlackBeast: And the winner is:
cory0210: SAGEN!
Khaemwaset: <applauds>
BlackBeast: I failed...
BooBoo: clap clap
Crone: *clap clap*
BlackBeast: nukes!
cory0210: now you can just plain bash teppy
Crone: I fear gaming though
Morrigan: sits on teppy's head and pulls his ears off.
BooBoo: teppy doesn't let Sami come around for photo ops with me anymore i'm very angry about that
cory0210: Does anyone share this anger?
Morrigan: aw I thought you meant literally bash....
cory0210: Here on male oprah we are all about emotional sharing.
Morrigan: sticks the ears back on
BooBoo: lol
cory0210: If not, were moving on to a special report.
BlackBeast: Teppy Joke: What do you need to make Sami run?... BooBoo
Crone: Teppy is never late, he has 2 hours more each day
Morrigan: haha BB
Choltai: LOL
BooBoo: smacks BlackBeast
cory0210: Oh dear, wheres our group psychiatrist!
BlackBeast: *ouch* :D
cory0210: Oh wait, thats me... *goes into dr. phill mode*.
BooBoo: smacks cory0210
Morrigan: wades into the fight, loading her rocket laucher
cory0210: Oh no!
BlackBeast: xD
cory0210: Okay!
cory0210: Lets move on, shall we?
Crone: Teppy runs the only game where gaming isnt allowed
Khaemwaset: ----Officer Khaem is plodding up the street--- he doesnt want any trouble
BooBoo: throws mud at cory
BlackBeast: Teppy joke: What do you need to make Wahim happy?... Sami's Death...
cory0210: Its been brought to our attention at an epidemic has swept the streets of Egypt: Hoookah abuse.
BooBoo: Hookah or Hooker?
cory0210: Hookah.
Morrigan: lights up a large Havana
Sagen: If you see me tonight with an illegal smile, well it don't cost very much and it lasts a long while...
cory0210: Every day, at least one egyptian family is torn appart by this epidimic, such as Sagen's.
Crone: Hooker but then with a yo momma's accent
cory0210: You see, Sagen once had a loving, caring family.
cory0210: But now, he is but a simple nomadic farmer, sucking on a hookah for dear life.
cory0210: And when is intoxication is high, he continues.
Sagen: Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone, I was just tryin to have me some fun!
Morrigan: these men, they do love to suck....
Khaemwaset: Oy Morrigan!
cory0210: You see, Sagen was convicted of thrid degegree Camel murder.
BooBoo: Sagen sucks?
Morrigan: wait your turn Khaem...
Morrigan: :P
Sagen: Hey! I resemble that!
cory0210: Poor Sagen has no where to turn.
cory0210: Thats why, as of today, Male Oprah is oppening the "Hookahs to Hobo's" clinic.
Morrigan: he sucked the camel to death?
Khaemwaset: Send him to Morrigan
Crone: Even Teppy doesnt understand ATITD thats why he has gamemasters
cory0210: So please, donate today, all we need are herbs and love.
Morrigan: lol I'll teach him!
Morrigan: it's not a fishing pole, it's a whip!
Sagen: Yeeeeooooow!
Khaemwaset: Would you like my handcuffs?
cory0210: Now then. we have 10 minutes left in the show I would like to fill with a special segmetn:
cory0210: "On a more serious note".
cory0210: As you might have heard, Aladdin has caused quite a bit of controversy lately.
Crone: no?!
Sagen: Stuff him in his lamp!
cory0210: Here is our special report, courtesy of BooBoo Blooging inc.
cory0210: Editorial: Aladdin put up a compound in SA that is in the shape of a Swastika. I am thoroughly
opposed to this symbol of hatred present in our game. Number 3 of the rules of conduct states we the people
can punish someone if we don't like what they do. I say, speak to your DP's and have a DP request from Aladdin
that his compound be changed and/or ban him from the game. We are losing people daily in game and this is one
more reason to leave. This is not endorsing individuality as Aladdin states, it is endorsing a symbol of
hatred and death.
cory0210: Here at male oprah, we support individuality, but not to such an extent.
cory0210: We believe that the symbol is unnacceptable.
cory0210: And, when asked about it, aladdin made the followign statemetn.
cory0210: [The symbol] in real life? Ignorence, blind hatred, racisim, intolerince.
cory0210: What I wish for it to represent here is individuality, the right ot be different. ironically,the
opposite of the modern day swastika.
cory0210: Whilst we are all entitled to ourown opionons, but at male oprah, not to these extremes.
Sagen: Burn him at the stake!!! Burn! Burn!
cory0210: So please, if you see the demi-pharaoh around, talk to them about it, but don't burn him at the stake.
BooBoo: Off with his head
Sagen: Anybody have a light? My hookah went out
cory0210: Allright, thats all the time we have for today!
Morrigan: points flamethrower at Sagen
Morrigan: :)
cory0210: Male oprah is a Funtasy network production, in association with PRET>
cory0210: Please come back nextsunday for another exciting show, and see a lof of this show on or wiki page.
Crone: how many Egyptians did emigrate because of this incident?
cory0210: CORY OUT!

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cory0210: Hello and welcome to Male Oprah, supported by your local Funtasy mic station!
cory0210: Paid in part by PRET, in association with Elfus!
cory0210: Today, we have a killer show for you, with Better Camps and Gardens Awards, a "Yo Mamma!" contest, and a section
known as "On a more serious note.".
cory0210: To begin with, we would like to thank all participants of better camps and gardens!
BlueGrass: Yay
cory0210: Your creations were all incredible, and they have certainly pleased Elfus's wife Karmen.
Sindelicious: yep
cory0210: Now then, we'll have the results of this later in the show!
Karmen: Bah, My elfus is lazy, letting others do the work for him!
Tzalaa: typical male...
cory0210: Ah! Karmen has decided to join us! How about a round of applause for the lovely lady!
truanna: figures, they're gonna m ake us sit through the yo mamma jokes to find out who won BC&G
Elfus: *Goes Into hiding behind cory*
Crone: *clap clap*
Karmen: Hmmm *Bats Eyelashes at Crone*
cory0210: Before that gets too far *shoves Karmen away from Crone*, Elfus, our producer, has arranged a Yo Mamma Contest!
MariahBoPeep: *whistle*
cory0210: Elfus, tel us the contestents, and what theywill win!
Elfus: Yerbouti and Sefet are our contestants
Elfus: They wint he fabulous prize of 1 grass! And a place in the show's hall of fame!
cory0210: Thats fabulous!
Karmen: And I'm gonna throw in a Huge Quartz, For my own amusement
Elfus: Karmen! We need that Quartz!
Elfus: We only have 30 at the GH!
cory0210: Well then, its too late now Elfus!
cory0210: Okay, Yerbouti, Sefet, are you ready?
cory0210: I hear sefet is in an airship, so he may have a bit of interference!
Yerbouti: But of course!
Elfus: Contestants! The Rules! cory?
Sefet: All set to go!
cory0210: The rules of the contest are simple:
Sefet: Like Yerbouti's mom.
cory0210: Throw your best yo mamma jokes at the other contestant, based on their joke. Lets go!
MariahBoPeep: lmao
Yerbouti: Now Sefet, don't complain about the bumpy airship, it rides better than yo momma.
cory0210: Oh Burn!
MariahBoPeep: oooooooo snap
Sefet: Yeah, Yo momma's so fat we call flying machines 'airships', cause she's got a copyright on "blimp" and she's so fat
her butt needs its own breezeway.
cory0210: What a dis!
BooBoo: lmao
Yerbouti: Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a yellow jacket people mistake her for a taxi.
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat, the only recipe she knows is "chicken meat" "oil" and "salt" and she's so nasty all the crabs in
Egypt are in her pants!
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so ugly, when she picks her nose, the boogers look kinda cute.
cory0210: Those are some fat and ugly mammas!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy attracted her by leaving straw in a pen and she's so fat she needs a cornerstone!
BooBoo: omg that is fat
Elfus: Ouch! Poor Mom's!
cory0210: You gonna take that yerbouti?
Yerbouti: Yo monkey is so ugly, we thought it was yo momma.
cory0210: Oh, thats a thrid degree burn!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly her last job was modeling for the beetle garden
Yerbouti: Yo momma's so fat, after she got off the chariot, the horse limped for a week.
RosieRazor: lol
Sefet: Your momma's so fat her only acro move is "Wobble"!
Karmen: 4th degree burn on Yerbout!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb she thinks "distaff" is what "dat infection she got" is and she's so fat people hide cicada cages
in her rolls!
cory0210: I'd hate to find that cage!
RosieRazor: omg Sefet hahaha
Crone: lots of points for that cicada
Elfus: Yerbouti! Show us your worth!
cory0210: Okay contestants, its time for our lightening round!
Karmen: Stupid Sefet! Now i have to go comfort Yerbouti's mom
Yerbouti: Yo momma is like the Saqqara Zoo stinky and free on wednesdays.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits and she's so fat, you had to learn Structure Reinforcement
before she could start sleeping inside!
cory0210: Slap each other with as many you mamma jokes as you can in the next two minutes to wrap up or contest in this
lightening round!
cory0210: 3
cory0210: 2
cory0210: 1
cory0210: Goooooo!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so fat she has her own School of Arch.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits
Elfus: *Shows the crowd a sign with "laugh" on it*
Yerbouti: Yo momma so hairy when you were born you had rugburn the rest of your life
Sefet: Yo momma's so greasy, you could put a deep well in her hair and she's so fat, you could use her her sweat to light
ritual torches
Yerbouti: Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Sefet: Yo momma's teeth so crooked, she chews sideways
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so stupid, she asked if her ass made her ass look fat.
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb so thinks "resin" is dried up grapes.
cory0210: Only 30 seconds left!
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat when she bathes in Adn, it floods in Saqqarah!
Yerbouti: Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Peret and it's still printing ...
Sefet: Heck, yo momma's so fat the last time she got in the ocean, Atlantis sank!
EvilSnowman: Ha!
Yerbouti: Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.
cory0210: Okay contestants, thats it@
Sefet: *bows to Yerbouti*
BooBoo: gives applause to the contestants
Yerbouti: wipes sweat from brow "Whew"
RosieRazor: lol nice job to both of you :)
Elfus: *Gives applause to BooBoo*
cory0210: Elfus and I have watched this contest and come up with our winners, but we want egypt to decide as well! Who do
you think won?
cory0210: Okay, now then, on to the final portion of our show (yes, we do practice portion control here!): The Better Camps
and Gardnes Awards!
cory0210: Or, as I like to call them, the Campies!
truanna: thwaps CoPrah upside da head. BCAG results! BCAG results! Spit em out already!
cory0210: Our Judging process went by color, design, and overall impression.
Elfus: First off, I'd like to thank our judges, Ariella, Seba, cory
cory0210: Togehter, Elfus, Seba, Aryballa, and I have roamed egypt...
cory0210: Now, I turn the show over to Elfus for the results! Elfus!
Elfus: Hello everyone!
Elfus: Oh wait, Toilet Pause, 5 minutes
Orrin: Ehm... Studio correction. Cory got fired for libel.
Katma: hi
Elfus: Just joking, egypt!
ombori: hi
cory0210: Please, do get on with it Elfus!
Elfus: Before i'd like to start, remember: Don't vote Orrin for DP!
Tzalaa: whyever not?
Orrin: *elfus got fired too*
cory0210: Please folks, ignore Orrin the evil.
BooBoo: and at cory also
cory0210: Now then, lets get to the results!
Elfus: Okay, I'm gonna start with the top 7!
Orrin: Orrin is evil cos he's a stuck floating blimp on a speed of 56kb/s due to the retarded phone company
cory0210: Okay folks, I'm silencing orrin.
cory0210: Please continue Elfus, I'm sure everyone is dying to know.
Rania: be nice to Orrin he cant help it
Elfus: On the seventh Place, we have Halana, with Stillwaters of Halicarnassus
cory0210: A round of applause for Halana!
Crone: *clap clap*
BooBoo: clap clap
Crone: looks at Katma
Elfus: Oh wait, Halan is sixth, and Tzalaa is seventh
Rania: woot Halana :)
IaruHetep: *claps in a circular motion*
Tzalaa: woohoo
cory0210: Now then, in 6th place we have....
BooBoo: clap clap
truanna: *clapclaps for both tzalaa and halana*
Elfus: On a fifth Place, We have Lill, With the Egyptian Life Guildhall
BooBoo: clap clap yay lill and el
cory0210: Quite a spectacular feat of design, but lacking a bit in size.
Orrin: yes truanna, please stick to hand claps. Bingo wings are not nice.
Elfus: On a 4th place, we have Sesnut & Injeru, With the Valley of Hathor's bowl
truanna: shaddup orrin, or I'll bonk you with your rod again
BooBoo: clap clap
cory0210: In third place is...
Rania: clap clap
Elfus: Shemei!
Elfus: With Dag and Shem's Retreat
BooBoo: clap clap
Sefet: *clap clap*
Then we have Dustitwister!
truanna: that's it, pummel him with rotten tomatoes!
cory0210: And the winner is....
Elfus: Hanid and Rania with Utopia!
Shemei: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlueGrass: Wooot!!!!
Tzalaa: hands Truanna a basket of tomatoes and eggs
truanna: yay! gratz hanid and rania!
Sashagirl: Yells Congradulations to all winners
Crone: Grats people *clap clap clap*
BooBoo: woooooott Congrats clap clap
DustiTwister: Congrats To All Winners =D
Sefet: *clap clap clap clap*!!!
cory0210: Congradulations Hanid adn Rania, your design was impecable!
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you!
Tzalaa: I hope you're gonna tell us the other places too?
Elfus: They had a fabulous score of 9, 81!
Elfus: Dusti got 9,18 fyi
cory0210: Absolutely incredible!
truanna: now everyone pummel Elfus with rotten veggies! And orrin too!
Crone: Yo momma is so fat she didnt fit in that pyramid
Rania: thank you all and to BlueGrass for his awsome pyrmid :)
Chelsis: Now where do i find out top 14 and 21? I would like to see where i placed. ty. :)
cory0210: Full results (in order) are:
Elfus: Hanid DustiTwister Shemei Sesnut Lill Halana Tzalaa Aubery nebkhepure Vixsin truanna TeaAira Almelkehdes Klasher
Beah MariahBoPeep Chelsis darkfyre Obol BooBoo Asum Pharahmoan Ryssa Sindelicious Duplus Elvodel fahli Casino
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you for enterign!
Katma: ...mine is so bad it didnt even make worse hovels and dumps list...
Elfus: You didn't enter either
cory0210: Okay, now that better camps and gardens are over, I would like to thank you all for coming out today!
cory0210: Our next male oprah show will be next sunday, and I hope to see you all there for more festivites!
Elfus: If you were in the contest, please leave a chat open, so i can manage prizes
Orrin: No cory, you're the only person that came out today. The rest of us didnt switch our sexuality.
Elfus: prizes will be distributed the coming week
Crone: have to admit, this was fun
BooBoo: batting your eyelashes cory was a dead giveaway
cory0210: Also, as a PRET function, we are open to suggestions, just leave them with elfus or on our wiki page!
cory0210: Okay folks!
Katma: what r we doing for halloween?
Orrin: that's being thought about...
cory0210: Male Oprah is a PRET Production, directed by Elfus, in asssociation with the Funtasy Mic Guild.
Crone: There's no halloween in Egypt?
Orrin: I'm saying no more than that.
cory0210: There will be crone.
cory0210: Thank you all for being here!
cory0210: --- Male Oprah out! (Links to follow) ---
cory0210: Better Camps and Gardens Locations:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Events/Better_Camps_and_Gardens
cory0210: Male Oprah show site:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/The_Male_Oprah_Show
Elfus: Another Producer Note: Pacer built the garden that was #5 for Lill, a sign of true love!
cory0210: And, the big "c" guild announcement:
cory0210: Otter and I (BruceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun,
Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to
them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo
much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your
support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is
the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.
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Otter and I (BryceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun, Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.
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All ye' badges that are given out on behalf of Funtasy and Our Male Oprah.
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*Teppy Basher: Sagen
*Birthday Queen: BooBoo
*Stonking Great Gardeners: Hanid and Rania.
*Stonking Great Gardener Runner-Up: Dustitwister.
*Momma Punisher: Sefet
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Female Punisher: MariahBoPeep
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Male Punisher: Teppy

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Credits:<br>
Lead Producer: Elfus<br>
In coordination with: The Funtasy Mic Guild<br>
A PRET Production.<br>
And Don't forget... CORY!
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''A cross between the Jerry Springer show and Oprah has hit Egypt! Please visit for the latest information. The show will be every Sunday, featuring Cory0210 as Male Oprah!''
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October 18, 2009: Suggest your ideas here.

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cory0210: Flight attendents, please crosscheck and prepare for takeoff.
cory0210: Hello everyone, and welcome to male oprah! Today we have a jam packed show for you, all broadcast from a fictional
airship!
cory0210: To begin with....
cory0210: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOOBOOO@
BooBoo: omg ty ty :D *blushes
cory0210: Come on everyone, congradulate her on yet another 29th!
BooBoo: i would like to take this opportunity to thank all the little people that helped me get to 29 again :D
Choltai: <claps>
Crone: yes lets congratulate him with getting a year older... which means, sorry to say closer to... you know.
Crone: Happy birthday anyways BooBoo
cory0210: *her
Crone: sorry sorry... her :))
BooBoo: him ? omg, looks down
cory0210: Okay, so, we have numerous festivities planned to mark this even!
cory0210: Most of which are BooBoo central!
BooBoo: pushes her boobies off the keyboard
cory0210: To start, we have.... The Male Oprah Book Club!
Crone: *clap clap* BooBoo BooBoo BooBoo
cory0210: As you all know, we honor anindividual each month for excellence in writing, and this moth its....
cory0210: BooBoo!
BooBoo: :D
Crone: lol
cory0210: Every day (nearly) she contributes a peice of literature to the egyptian database.
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/User:BooBoo
BooBoo: ty i couldn't do the blog without all of the wonderful people of Egypt.
cory0210: Ranging from embarassing moments in her real life, to serious issues.
cory0210: BooBoo's blog encompasses all.
cory0210: So, lets talk about it BooBoo. What drives you to write eachday?
BooBoo: crazy real life drives me... and annoying things about egypt :D and teppy
Crone: is this the more serious part, or is this the teppy bashing?
cory0210: Serious.
BooBoo: seriously....
cory0210: So, I've picked a small peice from your blog I'd like to share with everyone:
cory0210: Girls Will Be Girls
cory0210: Girls will be Girls. My neighbor Pitaboo and I were showing our fellow YaYa Kelly around the new decorations that
Kaayru worked on yesterday. Well, leave it to Kelly to decide the new cushiony potted trees looked like cupcakes and she
could play hide and seek in them. All of a sudden, Kelly was in the tree (you can see her ponytail and arm) and Pitaboo
and I were in the cupcake (which the pots under the trees will now be forever known as) BryceCicada came over to take a
peek at the new cupcakes and snake, as well as VicVic. All of a sudden a hookah appeared and everyone was partying. It was
great to just hang out in Egypt not doing much of anything except the most important thing you can do, have a great time
with friends.
cory0210: Care to comment on that?
cory0210: (March 25, 2009
BooBoo: that was a great moment... all the yaya's partying... bryce enjoying all the yaya's... we had a great day and i love
to document great days.
kuupid: boo
BooBoo: kuupid :D
cory0210: I see, so, have you taken a bit out of your cupcake lately?
cory0210: I know I tried to.. but it tasted odd.
kuupid: hey BooBoo :)
BooBoo: ahh the cupcakes are still there but they seem to grow back bigger after every bite
cory0210: I see.
kuupid: lol
cory0210: Now then, there are also real life moments in your blog... let me see here...
BooBoo: they say daily.... Bite Me
cory0210: March 12, 2009:
cory0210: Miniscule ranting... So.... I decided to put my little announcement on E! So maybe lots of people would gather
round and enjoy an evening staring at the stars. I didn't copy and paste from the below mentioned blurb, I did a copy and
paste from my document I saved that unfortunately didn't have the GMT information that merek was so kind to pass on to me
last night. Well... (Lifts and dips shoulders) some peeps got irritated that I didn't add the GMT. Of course I said I was
sorry and its 11pm GMT because I didn't want anyone to feel slighted and I also didn't want anyone to miss out on the big
event. Well a whole discussion ensued about the time of eastern, eastern daylight, GMT time, etc, etc... So henceforth
the announcement will say 11pm GMT. Now... Since I live in New York City, if I went around and said to someone, hey there,
come on over, we're having a bash at 11pm GMT, everyone would look at me like I was nuts. But since I'm here in Egypt I
have to get used to that stuff. The problem is I'm blonde. So now it's -4 GMT which is 7pm eastern my time. But when the
clocks change AGAIN it will AGAIN be -5 GMT. That is waaaay too much thinking for me. It's bad enough that I haven't
changed my clock in the living room from the time change last Sunday at 2am eastern NYC time here where I am sitting
right this second and don't tell anyone but I can't figure out how to change the time on the radio in my car which I've
only had to change 18 times over the last 9 years, AND I still can't figure it out.'
BooBoo: well....
cory0210: Would you say you have connection issues?
BooBoo: ahhh no
cory0210: Internal clock problems?
BooBoo: But in regards to that rant
kuupid: I have connection issues, my legs don't want to connect to my feet :)
cory0210: I see we have quite the talkative audience member...
BooBoo: one of the issues is being resolved on 11/1, the clocks are being changed again, so the clock in my car will be
right again
cory0210: I see.
cory0210: Does the audience have any questions for madame boo?
Khaemwaset: If you were not destined to marry Sami... would you marry me?
BooBoo: no no one has any questions.
Choltai: Awwwww!
Morrigan: what's your phone number, beautiful?
BooBoo: oh my Khaemwaset.. I'm afraid its in my destiny to marry Sami eventually
BooBoo: but ty so much for asking...
cory0210: Any other questions before we move on?
BooBoo: move on... i'm embarrassed...lol
Crone: BooBoo is Egypt that boring that you are writing a blog?
kuupid: can we burn Sami in a vigil?
Crone: Oh wait that was for the Teppy bashing, sorry
BooBoo: ahhh no its not boring, its exciting
RaasAlHayya: BooBoo, do you have any beauty tips to share?
BooBoo: omg kuupid, no sami burning please... my darling is destined for me
BooBoo: Yes RaasalHayya.....
kuupid: well dang, then we won't burn him on one condition
BooBoo: Beauty tip number 1 - always use deodorant before you start the flax gin
BooBoo: Beauty Tip number 2
kuupid: And that is you make him give us new clothes to wear :)
kuupid: Or we burn him in a vigil
BooBoo: a creamed earth light is good for facial wrinkles
cory0210: Any more questions?
Morrigan: sounds off of crashing and a drum being jumped on...
Khaemwaset: Will you marry me please darling Boo (number of times asked BooBoo to marry me=2)
cory0210: My goodness, what a birthday this is!
BooBoo: *Hopes Sami isn't watching this*
Choltai: That is so sweet! Khaem is nice guy BooBoo.
cory0210: Well, now we have a surprise for all of you, including madame Boo........
Khaemwaset: <<wonders if he should wear his Birthday Suit?
cory0210: Singing her hit song, Poke-Her Face.... Lady YaYa!!!
cory0210: (oh god khaemwaset, please no.)
Morrigan: Lady Yaya enters in a very revealing black camelhide jumpsuit and pure gold wire wig.
BooBoo: OMG Lady YAYA
Morrigan: Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah
Morrigan: I wanna poke em like they do on helpless days Poke em let em poke me poke it baby stay with me, I love it Luck
and intuition poke the best with pokes to start And after he's been poked I'll poke the one that's on his heart
Morrigan: oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke
my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
Morrigan: wiggles a little to show what she's got
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
Morrigan: I wanna poke with him a hard poke we will be a little poking is fun when you're with me, I love it Pokeing
roulette is not the same without a hand and baby when its poke if its not rough it isn't fun, fun
Morrigan: oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
Darwishi: ^.^
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
Morrigan: I won't tell you that I'll poke you touch or bruise you cause i'm bluffin' with my pokin' i'm not lying i'm
just stunnin' wit my poke-a-poke-poking
Morrigan: laughs very loud as she waves a poker in Cory's face
BooBoo: **jumps up and down clapping for lady YAYA**
Choltai: <claps along>
Morrigan: just like a chick in a guild poke your face before I poke you out i promise this, promise this check this poke
cause I'm fabulous
Crone: *dancing*
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
Morrigan: hooks a rope over the chandelier and hangs herself from it, slitting her wrist as she flies up.
BooBoo: *** clap clap clap YAYA YAYA chants YAYA
Morrigan: quietly murmurs the last chorus.
Choltai: <gasps> What just happened?
cory0210: There you have it!
Morrigan: Yayas forever....
cory0210: CLAP@
cory0210: CLAP
cory0210: CLAP
Crone: WOOOOoooooOOOOOO
cory0210: Just so you know, the YaYa's are a egyptwide sisterhood, known for screaming YAYA at random times.
BlackBeast: Ride the storm, life goes on, life goes on, ride the storm
Crone: YAYA
BlackBeast: For depressed people :D
cory0210: Okay, on the note of depression...
cory0210: A note from our sponser!
Morrigan: what depression?
Morrigan: drips blood on Cory
BlackBeast: Nothing :D
Morrigan: This stuff makes money, buster!
cory0210: ---- Bored with your Egyptian life? Need a pick up? Try PRET run events! Our unique approach to the events
system incorportes what you want! So play pret! ----
BlackBeast: I just can't get get a player's father let me marry her doughter.
cory0210: Now then, on to our next portion...
cory0210: THe Teppy Bash!
Morrigan: So screw the father...
cory0210: The rules ofthis contest are simple.
BlackBeast: Heh :D
Morrigan: O can I drip blood on him too?
kuupid: he might like to be screwed
cory0210: Each player may post one joke to funtasy, one and only one, that bashes Teppy a ton.
cory0210: The winner gets a moprah badge and a small present, as well as thee joke highlighted on the wiki.
Morrigan: Guaranteed full of bugs!
cory0210: Now then... BEGIN! You have 3 minutes.
Sagen: How many Teppys does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but it takes 3 years
Crone: :))
BooBoo: lol
cory0210: Crone, BooBoo, make some jokes!
BlackBeast: How many Teppy's are needed to change a tale? None... It won't change with Teppy xD
Orrin: There once was a monkey named Fred, Who awoke with Teppy in bed. Alarmed, Fred shouted, Whilst
Teppy just pouted, And complained that the hookah had gone to his head.
Choltai: <laughs>
Crone: Teppy time: GMT+1000
cory0210: one minute left.
BlackBeast: Finish him!
BooBoo: instead of jokes about teppy why can't we just bash him for 2 minutes
cory0210: after the jokes, birthday girl.
cory0210: As for mine (taken from orrin) I have two words: Tale 5.
BlackBeast: xD
cory0210: BZZZZ
cory0210: Times up!
BooBoo: there are hardly any jokes because there are hardly any people in egypt anymore
cory0210: Nowthat you've seen the jokes, /tell me with who you think won! one voter per customer,
not valid in srillanka.
BlackBeast: Teppy IQ: -230
Crone: and noone was expecting to tell a joke
Crone: Sagen
BooBoo: Sagen
Kuviena: Hey, what's wrong with Sri Lanka?
Crone: *sigh* /tell me didn't work
Morrigan: I wanna poke him like they do on helpless days Poke em let em poke me poke it baby stay with me,
I love it Luck and intuition poke the best with pokes to start And after he's been poked I'll poke the one
that's on his heart
BooBoo: omg LADY YAYA
Sagen: bows
cory0210: Okay!
Morrigan: see? not dead, not depressed, just hangin' as Yayas do!
Khaemwaset: yay Sagen
BlackBeast: And the winner is:
cory0210: SAGEN!
Khaemwaset: <applauds>
BlackBeast: I failed...
BooBoo: clap clap
Crone: *clap clap*
BlackBeast: nukes!
cory0210: now you can just plain bash teppy
Crone: I fear gaming though
Morrigan: sits on teppy's head and pulls his ears off.
BooBoo: teppy doesn't let Sami come around for photo ops with me anymore i'm very angry about that
cory0210: Does anyone share this anger?
Morrigan: aw I thought you meant literally bash....
cory0210: Here on male oprah we are all about emotional sharing.
Morrigan: sticks the ears back on
BooBoo: lol
cory0210: If not, were moving on to a special report.
BlackBeast: Teppy Joke: What do you need to make Sami run?... BooBoo
Crone: Teppy is never late, he has 2 hours more each day
Morrigan: haha BB
Choltai: LOL
BooBoo: smacks BlackBeast
cory0210: Oh dear, wheres our group psychiatrist!
BlackBeast: *ouch* :D
cory0210: Oh wait, thats me... *goes into dr. phill mode*.
BooBoo: smacks cory0210
Morrigan: wades into the fight, loading her rocket laucher
cory0210: Oh no!
BlackBeast: xD
cory0210: Okay!
cory0210: Lets move on, shall we?
Crone: Teppy runs the only game where gaming isnt allowed
Khaemwaset: ----Officer Khaem is plodding up the street--- he doesnt want any trouble
BooBoo: throws mud at cory
BlackBeast: Teppy joke: What do you need to make Wahim happy?... Sami's Death...
cory0210: Its been brought to our attention at an epidemic has swept the streets of Egypt: Hoookah abuse.
BooBoo: Hookah or Hooker?
cory0210: Hookah.
Morrigan: lights up a large Havana
Sagen: If you see me tonight with an illegal smile, well it don't cost very much and it lasts a long while...
cory0210: Every day, at least one egyptian family is torn appart by this epidimic, such as Sagen's.
Crone: Hooker but then with a yo momma's accent
cory0210: You see, Sagen once had a loving, caring family.
cory0210: But now, he is but a simple nomadic farmer, sucking on a hookah for dear life.
cory0210: And when is intoxication is high, he continues.
Sagen: Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone, I was just tryin to have me some fun!
Morrigan: these men, they do love to suck....
Khaemwaset: Oy Morrigan!
cory0210: You see, Sagen was convicted of thrid degegree Camel murder.
BooBoo: Sagen sucks?
Morrigan: wait your turn Khaem...
Morrigan: :P
Sagen: Hey! I resemble that!
cory0210: Poor Sagen has no where to turn.
cory0210: Thats why, as of today, Male Oprah is oppening the "Hookahs to Hobo's" clinic.
Morrigan: he sucked the camel to death?
Khaemwaset: Send him to Morrigan
Crone: Even Teppy doesnt understand ATITD thats why he has gamemasters
cory0210: So please, donate today, all we need are herbs and love.
Morrigan: lol I'll teach him!
Morrigan: it's not a fishing pole, it's a whip!
Sagen: Yeeeeooooow!
Khaemwaset: Would you like my handcuffs?
cory0210: Now then. we have 10 minutes left in the show I would like to fill with a special segmetn:
cory0210: "On a more serious note".
cory0210: As you might have heard, Aladdin has caused quite a bit of controversy lately.
Crone: no?!
Sagen: Stuff him in his lamp!
cory0210: Here is our special report, courtesy of BooBoo Blooging inc.
cory0210: Editorial: Aladdin put up a compound in SA that is in the shape of a Swastika. I am thoroughly
opposed to this symbol of hatred present in our game. Number 3 of the rules of conduct states we the people
can punish someone if we don't like what they do. I say, speak to your DP's and have a DP request from Aladdin
that his compound be changed and/or ban him from the game. We are losing people daily in game and this is one
more reason to leave. This is not endorsing individuality as Aladdin states, it is endorsing a symbol of
hatred and death.
cory0210: Here at male oprah, we support individuality, but not to such an extent.
cory0210: We believe that the symbol is unnacceptable.
cory0210: And, when asked about it, aladdin made the followign statemetn.
cory0210: [The symbol] in real life? Ignorence, blind hatred, racisim, intolerince.
cory0210: What I wish for it to represent here is individuality, the right ot be different. ironically,the
opposite of the modern day swastika.
cory0210: Whilst we are all entitled to ourown opionons, but at male oprah, not to these extremes.
Sagen: Burn him at the stake!!! Burn! Burn!
cory0210: So please, if you see the demi-pharaoh around, talk to them about it, but don't burn him at the stake.
BooBoo: Off with his head
Sagen: Anybody have a light? My hookah went out
cory0210: Allright, thats all the time we have for today!
Morrigan: points flamethrower at Sagen
Morrigan: :)
cory0210: Male oprah is a Funtasy network production, in association with PRET>
cory0210: Please come back nextsunday for another exciting show, and see a lof of this show on or wiki page.
Crone: how many Egyptians did emigrate because of this incident?
cory0210: CORY OUT!

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*_*_*_*_*_*_*_* Dramatic introduction music. *_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
cory0210: Hello and welcome to Male Oprah, supported by your local Funtasy mic station!
cory0210: Paid in part by PRET, in association with Elfus!
cory0210: Today, we have a killer show for you, with Better Camps and Gardens Awards, a "Yo Mamma!" contest, and a section
known as "On a more serious note.".
cory0210: To begin with, we would like to thank all participants of better camps and gardens!
BlueGrass: Yay
cory0210: Your creations were all incredible, and they have certainly pleased Elfus's wife Karmen.
Sindelicious: yep
cory0210: Now then, we'll have the results of this later in the show!
Karmen: Bah, My elfus is lazy, letting others do the work for him!
Tzalaa: typical male...
cory0210: Ah! Karmen has decided to join us! How about a round of applause for the lovely lady!
truanna: figures, they're gonna m ake us sit through the yo mamma jokes to find out who won BC&G
Elfus: *Goes Into hiding behind cory*
Crone: *clap clap*
Karmen: Hmmm *Bats Eyelashes at Crone*
cory0210: Before that gets too far *shoves Karmen away from Crone*, Elfus, our producer, has arranged a Yo Mamma Contest!
MariahBoPeep: *whistle*
cory0210: Elfus, tel us the contestents, and what theywill win!
Elfus: Yerbouti and Sefet are our contestants
Elfus: They wint he fabulous prize of 1 grass! And a place in the show's hall of fame!
cory0210: Thats fabulous!
Karmen: And I'm gonna throw in a Huge Quartz, For my own amusement
Elfus: Karmen! We need that Quartz!
Elfus: We only have 30 at the GH!
cory0210: Well then, its too late now Elfus!
cory0210: Okay, Yerbouti, Sefet, are you ready?
cory0210: I hear sefet is in an airship, so he may have a bit of interference!
Yerbouti: But of course!
Elfus: Contestants! The Rules! cory?
Sefet: All set to go!
cory0210: The rules of the contest are simple:
Sefet: Like Yerbouti's mom.
cory0210: Throw your best yo mamma jokes at the other contestant, based on their joke. Lets go!
MariahBoPeep: lmao
Yerbouti: Now Sefet, don't complain about the bumpy airship, it rides better than yo momma.
cory0210: Oh Burn!
MariahBoPeep: oooooooo snap
Sefet: Yeah, Yo momma's so fat we call flying machines 'airships', cause she's got a copyright on "blimp" and she's so fat
her butt needs its own breezeway.
cory0210: What a dis!
BooBoo: lmao
Yerbouti: Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a yellow jacket people mistake her for a taxi.
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat, the only recipe she knows is "chicken meat" "oil" and "salt" and she's so nasty all the crabs in
Egypt are in her pants!
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so ugly, when she picks her nose, the boogers look kinda cute.
cory0210: Those are some fat and ugly mammas!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy attracted her by leaving straw in a pen and she's so fat she needs a cornerstone!
BooBoo: omg that is fat
Elfus: Ouch! Poor Mom's!
cory0210: You gonna take that yerbouti?
Yerbouti: Yo monkey is so ugly, we thought it was yo momma.
cory0210: Oh, thats a thrid degree burn!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly her last job was modeling for the beetle garden
Yerbouti: Yo momma's so fat, after she got off the chariot, the horse limped for a week.
RosieRazor: lol
Sefet: Your momma's so fat her only acro move is "Wobble"!
Karmen: 4th degree burn on Yerbout!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb she thinks "distaff" is what "dat infection she got" is and she's so fat people hide cicada cages
in her rolls!
cory0210: I'd hate to find that cage!
RosieRazor: omg Sefet hahaha
Crone: lots of points for that cicada
Elfus: Yerbouti! Show us your worth!
cory0210: Okay contestants, its time for our lightening round!
Karmen: Stupid Sefet! Now i have to go comfort Yerbouti's mom
Yerbouti: Yo momma is like the Saqqara Zoo stinky and free on wednesdays.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits and she's so fat, you had to learn Structure Reinforcement
before she could start sleeping inside!
cory0210: Slap each other with as many you mamma jokes as you can in the next two minutes to wrap up or contest in this
lightening round!
cory0210: 3
cory0210: 2
cory0210: 1
cory0210: Goooooo!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so fat she has her own School of Arch.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits
Elfus: *Shows the crowd a sign with "laugh" on it*
Yerbouti: Yo momma so hairy when you were born you had rugburn the rest of your life
Sefet: Yo momma's so greasy, you could put a deep well in her hair and she's so fat, you could use her her sweat to light
ritual torches
Yerbouti: Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Sefet: Yo momma's teeth so crooked, she chews sideways
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so stupid, she asked if her ass made her ass look fat.
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb so thinks "resin" is dried up grapes.
cory0210: Only 30 seconds left!
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat when she bathes in Adn, it floods in Saqqarah!
Yerbouti: Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Peret and it's still printing ...
Sefet: Heck, yo momma's so fat the last time she got in the ocean, Atlantis sank!
EvilSnowman: Ha!
Yerbouti: Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.
cory0210: Okay contestants, thats it@
Sefet: *bows to Yerbouti*
BooBoo: gives applause to the contestants
Yerbouti: wipes sweat from brow "Whew"
RosieRazor: lol nice job to both of you :)
Elfus: *Gives applause to BooBoo*
cory0210: Elfus and I have watched this contest and come up with our winners, but we want egypt to decide as well! Who do
you think won?
cory0210: Okay, now then, on to the final portion of our show (yes, we do practice portion control here!): The Better Camps
and Gardnes Awards!
cory0210: Or, as I like to call them, the Campies!
truanna: thwaps CoPrah upside da head. BCAG results! BCAG results! Spit em out already!
cory0210: Our Judging process went by color, design, and overall impression.
Elfus: First off, I'd like to thank our judges, Ariella, Seba, cory
cory0210: Togehter, Elfus, Seba, Aryballa, and I have roamed egypt...
cory0210: Now, I turn the show over to Elfus for the results! Elfus!
Elfus: Hello everyone!
Elfus: Oh wait, Toilet Pause, 5 minutes
Orrin: Ehm... Studio correction. Cory got fired for libel.
Katma: hi
Elfus: Just joking, egypt!
ombori: hi
cory0210: Please, do get on with it Elfus!
Elfus: Before i'd like to start, remember: Don't vote Orrin for DP!
Tzalaa: whyever not?
Orrin: *elfus got fired too*
cory0210: Please folks, ignore Orrin the evil.
BooBoo: and at cory also
cory0210: Now then, lets get to the results!
Elfus: Okay, I'm gonna start with the top 7!
Orrin: Orrin is evil cos he's a stuck floating blimp on a speed of 56kb/s due to the retarded phone company
cory0210: Okay folks, I'm silencing orrin.
cory0210: Please continue Elfus, I'm sure everyone is dying to know.
Rania: be nice to Orrin he cant help it
Elfus: On the seventh Place, we have Halana, with Stillwaters of Halicarnassus
cory0210: A round of applause for Halana!
Crone: *clap clap*
BooBoo: clap clap
Crone: looks at Katma
Elfus: Oh wait, Halan is sixth, and Tzalaa is seventh
Rania: woot Halana :)
IaruHetep: *claps in a circular motion*
Tzalaa: woohoo
cory0210: Now then, in 6th place we have....
BooBoo: clap clap
truanna: *clapclaps for both tzalaa and halana*
Elfus: On a fifth Place, We have Lill, With the Egyptian Life Guildhall
BooBoo: clap clap yay lill and el
cory0210: Quite a spectacular feat of design, but lacking a bit in size.
Orrin: yes truanna, please stick to hand claps. Bingo wings are not nice.
Elfus: On a 4th place, we have Sesnut & Injeru, With the Valley of Hathor's bowl
truanna: shaddup orrin, or I'll bonk you with your rod again
BooBoo: clap clap
cory0210: In third place is...
Rania: clap clap
Elfus: Shemei!
Elfus: With Dag and Shem's Retreat
BooBoo: clap clap
Sefet: *clap clap*
Then we have Dustitwister!
truanna: that's it, pummel him with rotten tomatoes!
cory0210: And the winner is....
Elfus: Hanid and Rania with Utopia!
Shemei: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlueGrass: Wooot!!!!
Tzalaa: hands Truanna a basket of tomatoes and eggs
truanna: yay! gratz hanid and rania!
Sashagirl: Yells Congradulations to all winners
Crone: Grats people *clap clap clap*
BooBoo: woooooott Congrats clap clap
DustiTwister: Congrats To All Winners =D
Sefet: *clap clap clap clap*!!!
cory0210: Congradulations Hanid adn Rania, your design was impecable!
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you!
Tzalaa: I hope you're gonna tell us the other places too?
Elfus: They had a fabulous score of 9, 81!
Elfus: Dusti got 9,18 fyi
cory0210: Absolutely incredible!
truanna: now everyone pummel Elfus with rotten veggies! And orrin too!
Crone: Yo momma is so fat she didnt fit in that pyramid
Rania: thank you all and to BlueGrass for his awsome pyrmid :)
Chelsis: Now where do i find out top 14 and 21? I would like to see where i placed. ty. :)
cory0210: Full results (in order) are:
Elfus: Hanid DustiTwister Shemei Sesnut Lill Halana Tzalaa Aubery nebkhepure Vixsin truanna TeaAira Almelkehdes Klasher
Beah MariahBoPeep Chelsis darkfyre Obol BooBoo Asum Pharahmoan Ryssa Sindelicious Duplus Elvodel fahli Casino
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you for enterign!
Katma: ...mine is so bad it didnt even make worse hovels and dumps list...
Elfus: You didn't enter either
cory0210: Okay, now that better camps and gardens are over, I would like to thank you all for coming out today!
cory0210: Our next male oprah show will be next sunday, and I hope to see you all there for more festivites!
Elfus: If you were in the contest, please leave a chat open, so i can manage prizes
Orrin: No cory, you're the only person that came out today. The rest of us didnt switch our sexuality.
Elfus: prizes will be distributed the coming week
Crone: have to admit, this was fun
BooBoo: batting your eyelashes cory was a dead giveaway
cory0210: Also, as a PRET function, we are open to suggestions, just leave them with elfus or on our wiki page!
cory0210: Okay folks!
Katma: what r we doing for halloween?
Orrin: that's being thought about...
cory0210: Male Oprah is a PRET Production, directed by Elfus, in asssociation with the Funtasy Mic Guild.
Crone: There's no halloween in Egypt?
Orrin: I'm saying no more than that.
cory0210: There will be crone.
cory0210: Thank you all for being here!
cory0210: --- Male Oprah out! (Links to follow) ---
cory0210: Better Camps and Gardens Locations:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Events/Better_Camps_and_Gardens
cory0210: Male Oprah show site:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/The_Male_Oprah_Show
Elfus: Another Producer Note: Pacer built the garden that was #5 for Lill, a sign of true love!
cory0210: And, the big "c" guild announcement:
cory0210: Otter and I (BruceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun,
Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to
them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo
much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your
support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is
the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.
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Otter and I (BryceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun, Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.
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== [[Image:MaleOprah_Badges.png‎|center]]<div style="color:#efdfbd;">Badges</div> ==
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All ye' badges that are given out on behalf of Funtasy and Our Male Oprah.
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*Birthday Queen: BooBoo
*Stonking Great Gardeners: Hanid and Rania.
*Stonking Great Gardener Runner-Up: Dustitwister.
*Momma Punisher: Sefet
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Female Punisher: MariahBoPeep
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Male Punisher: Teppy

== Just Poke ==

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Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna poke em like they do on helpless days
Poke em let em poke me poke it baby stay with me, I love it
Luck and intuition poke the best with pokes to start
And after he's been poked I'll poke the one that's on his heart

oh, oh, oh
I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
oh, oh, oh
I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got

can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)
can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)

p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)
p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)

I wanna poke with him a hard poke we will be
a little poking is fun when you're with me, I love it
Pokeing roulette is not the same without a hand
and baby when its poke if its not rough it isn't fun, fun

oh, oh, oh
I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
oh, oh, oh
I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got

can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)
can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)

p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)
p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)

I won't tell you that I'll poke you
touch or bruise you
cause i'm bluffin' with my pokin'
i'm not lying i'm just stunnin' wit my poke-a-poke-poking

just like a chick in a guild
poke your face before I poke you out
i promise this, promise this
check this poke cause I'm fabulous

can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)
can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)

can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)
can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)

can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)
can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)

p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)
p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)

p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)
p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)

p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)
p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)

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Credits:<br>
Lead Producer: Elfus<br>
In coordination with: The Funtasy Mic Guild<br>
A PRET Production.<br>
And Don't forget... CORY!
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The Male Oprah Show

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''A cross between the Jerry Springer show and Oprah has hit Egypt! Please visit for the latest information. The show will be every Sunday, featuring Cory0210 as Male Oprah!''
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== [[Image:MaleOprah_Upcoming.png‎|center]]<div style="color:#efdfbd;">Upcoming Show</div> ==

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October 18, 2009: Suggest your ideas here.

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cory0210: Flight attendents, please crosscheck and prepare for takeoff.
cory0210: Hello everyone, and welcome to male oprah! Today we have a jam packed show for you, all broadcast from a fictional
airship!
cory0210: To begin with....
cory0210: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOOBOOO@
BooBoo: omg ty ty :D *blushes
cory0210: Come on everyone, congradulate her on yet another 29th!
BooBoo: i would like to take this opportunity to thank all the little people that helped me get to 29 again :D
Choltai: <claps>
Crone: yes lets congratulate him with getting a year older... which means, sorry to say closer to... you know.
Crone: Happy birthday anyways BooBoo
cory0210: *her
Crone: sorry sorry... her :))
BooBoo: him ? omg, looks down
cory0210: Okay, so, we have numerous festivities planned to mark this even!
cory0210: Most of which are BooBoo central!
BooBoo: pushes her boobies off the keyboard
cory0210: To start, we have.... The Male Oprah Book Club!
Crone: *clap clap* BooBoo BooBoo BooBoo
cory0210: As you all know, we honor anindividual each month for excellence in writing, and this moth its....
cory0210: BooBoo!
BooBoo: :D
Crone: lol
cory0210: Every day (nearly) she contributes a peice of literature to the egyptian database.
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/User:BooBoo
BooBoo: ty i couldn't do the blog without all of the wonderful people of Egypt.
cory0210: Ranging from embarassing moments in her real life, to serious issues.
cory0210: BooBoo's blog encompasses all.
cory0210: So, lets talk about it BooBoo. What drives you to write eachday?
BooBoo: crazy real life drives me... and annoying things about egypt :D and teppy
Crone: is this the more serious part, or is this the teppy bashing?
cory0210: Serious.
BooBoo: seriously....
cory0210: So, I've picked a small peice from your blog I'd like to share with everyone:
cory0210: Girls Will Be Girls
cory0210: Girls will be Girls. My neighbor Pitaboo and I were showing our fellow YaYa Kelly around the new decorations that
Kaayru worked on yesterday. Well, leave it to Kelly to decide the new cushiony potted trees looked like cupcakes and she
could play hide and seek in them. All of a sudden, Kelly was in the tree (you can see her ponytail and arm) and Pitaboo
and I were in the cupcake (which the pots under the trees will now be forever known as) BryceCicada came over to take a
peek at the new cupcakes and snake, as well as VicVic. All of a sudden a hookah appeared and everyone was partying. It was
great to just hang out in Egypt not doing much of anything except the most important thing you can do, have a great time
with friends.
cory0210: Care to comment on that?
cory0210: (March 25, 2009
BooBoo: that was a great moment... all the yaya's partying... bryce enjoying all the yaya's... we had a great day and i love
to document great days.
kuupid: boo
BooBoo: kuupid :D
cory0210: I see, so, have you taken a bit out of your cupcake lately?
cory0210: I know I tried to.. but it tasted odd.
kuupid: hey BooBoo :)
BooBoo: ahh the cupcakes are still there but they seem to grow back bigger after every bite
cory0210: I see.
kuupid: lol
cory0210: Now then, there are also real life moments in your blog... let me see here...
BooBoo: they say daily.... Bite Me
cory0210: March 12, 2009:
cory0210: Miniscule ranting... So.... I decided to put my little announcement on E! So maybe lots of people would gather
round and enjoy an evening staring at the stars. I didn't copy and paste from the below mentioned blurb, I did a copy and
paste from my document I saved that unfortunately didn't have the GMT information that merek was so kind to pass on to me
last night. Well... (Lifts and dips shoulders) some peeps got irritated that I didn't add the GMT. Of course I said I was
sorry and its 11pm GMT because I didn't want anyone to feel slighted and I also didn't want anyone to miss out on the big
event. Well a whole discussion ensued about the time of eastern, eastern daylight, GMT time, etc, etc... So henceforth
the announcement will say 11pm GMT. Now... Since I live in New York City, if I went around and said to someone, hey there,
come on over, we're having a bash at 11pm GMT, everyone would look at me like I was nuts. But since I'm here in Egypt I
have to get used to that stuff. The problem is I'm blonde. So now it's -4 GMT which is 7pm eastern my time. But when the
clocks change AGAIN it will AGAIN be -5 GMT. That is waaaay too much thinking for me. It's bad enough that I haven't
changed my clock in the living room from the time change last Sunday at 2am eastern NYC time here where I am sitting
right this second and don't tell anyone but I can't figure out how to change the time on the radio in my car which I've
only had to change 18 times over the last 9 years, AND I still can't figure it out.'
BooBoo: well....
cory0210: Would you say you have connection issues?
BooBoo: ahhh no
cory0210: Internal clock problems?
BooBoo: But in regards to that rant
kuupid: I have connection issues, my legs don't want to connect to my feet :)
cory0210: I see we have quite the talkative audience member...
BooBoo: one of the issues is being resolved on 11/1, the clocks are being changed again, so the clock in my car will be
right again
cory0210: I see.
cory0210: Does the audience have any questions for madame boo?
Khaemwaset: If you were not destined to marry Sami... would you marry me?
BooBoo: no no one has any questions.
Choltai: Awwwww!
Morrigan: what's your phone number, beautiful?
BooBoo: oh my Khaemwaset.. I'm afraid its in my destiny to marry Sami eventually
BooBoo: but ty so much for asking...
cory0210: Any other questions before we move on?
BooBoo: move on... i'm embarrassed...lol
Crone: BooBoo is Egypt that boring that you are writing a blog?
kuupid: can we burn Sami in a vigil?
Crone: Oh wait that was for the Teppy bashing, sorry
BooBoo: ahhh no its not boring, its exciting
RaasAlHayya: BooBoo, do you have any beauty tips to share?
BooBoo: omg kuupid, no sami burning please... my darling is destined for me
BooBoo: Yes RaasalHayya.....
kuupid: well dang, then we won't burn him on one condition
BooBoo: Beauty tip number 1 - always use deodorant before you start the flax gin
BooBoo: Beauty Tip number 2
kuupid: And that is you make him give us new clothes to wear :)
kuupid: Or we burn him in a vigil
BooBoo: a creamed earth light is good for facial wrinkles
cory0210: Any more questions?
Morrigan: sounds off of crashing and a drum being jumped on...
Khaemwaset: Will you marry me please darling Boo (number of times asked BooBoo to marry me=2)
cory0210: My goodness, what a birthday this is!
BooBoo: *Hopes Sami isn't watching this*
Choltai: That is so sweet! Khaem is nice guy BooBoo.
cory0210: Well, now we have a surprise for all of you, including madame Boo........
Khaemwaset: <<wonders if he should wear his Birthday Suit?
cory0210: Singing her hit song, Poke-Her Face.... Lady YaYa!!!
cory0210: (oh god khaemwaset, please no.)
Morrigan: Lady Yaya enters in a very revealing black camelhide jumpsuit and pure gold wire wig.
BooBoo: OMG Lady YAYA
Morrigan: Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah
Morrigan: I wanna poke em like they do on helpless days Poke em let em poke me poke it baby stay with me, I love it Luck
and intuition poke the best with pokes to start And after he's been poked I'll poke the one that's on his heart
Morrigan: oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke
my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
Morrigan: wiggles a little to show what she's got
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
Morrigan: I wanna poke with him a hard poke we will be a little poking is fun when you're with me, I love it Pokeing
roulette is not the same without a hand and baby when its poke if its not rough it isn't fun, fun
Morrigan: oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
Darwishi: ^.^
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
Morrigan: I won't tell you that I'll poke you touch or bruise you cause i'm bluffin' with my pokin' i'm not lying i'm just stunnin' wit my poke-a-poke-poking
Morrigan: laughs very loud as she waves a poker in Cory's face
BooBoo: **jumps up and down clapping for lady YAYA**
Choltai: <claps along>
Morrigan: just like a chick in a guild poke your face before I poke you out i promise this, promise this check this poke
cause I'm fabulous
Crone: *dancing*
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
Morrigan: hooks a rope over the chandelier and hangs herself from it, slitting her wrist as she flies up.
BooBoo: *** clap clap clap YAYA YAYA chants YAYA
Morrigan: quietly murmurs the last chorus.
Choltai: <gasps> What just happened?
cory0210: There you have it!
Morrigan: Yayas forever....
cory0210: CLAP@
cory0210: CLAP
cory0210: CLAP
Crone: WOOOOoooooOOOOOO
cory0210: Just so you know, the YaYa's are a egyptwide sisterhood, known for screaming YAYA at random times.
BlackBeast: Ride the storm, life goes on, life goes on, ride the storm
Crone: YAYA
BlackBeast: For depressed people :D
cory0210: Okay, on the note of depression...
cory0210: A note from our sponser!
Morrigan: what depression?
Morrigan: drips blood on Cory
BlackBeast: Nothing :D
Morrigan: This stuff makes money, buster!
cory0210: ---- Bored with your Egyptian life? Need a pick up? Try PRET run events! Our unique approach to the events
system incorportes what you want! So play pret! ----
BlackBeast: I just can't get get a player's father let me marry her doughter.
cory0210: Now then, on to our next portion...
cory0210: THe Teppy Bash!
Morrigan: So screw the father...
cory0210: The rules ofthis contest are simple.
BlackBeast: Heh :D
Morrigan: O can I drip blood on him too?
kuupid: he might like to be screwed
cory0210: Each player may post one joke to funtasy, one and only one, that bashes Teppy a ton.
cory0210: The winner gets a moprah badge and a small present, as well as thee joke highlighted on the wiki.
Morrigan: Guaranteed full of bugs!
cory0210: Now then... BEGIN! You have 3 minutes.
Sagen: How many Teppys does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but it takes 3 years
Crone: :))
BooBoo: lol
cory0210: Crone, BooBoo, make some jokes!
BlackBeast: How many Teppy's are needed to change a tale? None... It won't change with Teppy xD
Orrin: There once was a monkey named Fred, Who awoke with Teppy in bed. Alarmed, Fred shouted, Whilst
Teppy just pouted, And complained that the hookah had gone to his head.
Choltai: <laughs>
Crone: Teppy time: GMT+1000
cory0210: one minute left.
BlackBeast: Finish him!
BooBoo: instead of jokes about teppy why can't we just bash him for 2 minutes
cory0210: after the jokes, birthday girl.
cory0210: As for mine (taken from orrin) I have two words: Tale 5.
BlackBeast: xD
cory0210: BZZZZ
cory0210: Times up!
BooBoo: there are hardly any jokes because there are hardly any people in egypt anymore
cory0210: Nowthat you've seen the jokes, /tell me with who you think won! one voter per customer,
not valid in srillanka.
BlackBeast: Teppy IQ: -230
Crone: and noone was expecting to tell a joke
Crone: Sagen
BooBoo: Sagen
Kuviena: Hey, what's wrong with Sri Lanka?
Crone: *sigh* /tell me didn't work
Morrigan: I wanna poke him like they do on helpless days Poke em let em poke me poke it baby stay with me,
I love it Luck and intuition poke the best with pokes to start And after he's been poked I'll poke the one
that's on his heart
BooBoo: omg LADY YAYA
Sagen: bows
cory0210: Okay!
Morrigan: see? not dead, not depressed, just hangin' as Yayas do!
Khaemwaset: yay Sagen
BlackBeast: And the winner is:
cory0210: SAGEN!
Khaemwaset: <applauds>
BlackBeast: I failed...
BooBoo: clap clap
Crone: *clap clap*
BlackBeast: nukes!
cory0210: now you can just plain bash teppy
Crone: I fear gaming though
Morrigan: sits on teppy's head and pulls his ears off.
BooBoo: teppy doesn't let Sami come around for photo ops with me anymore i'm very angry about that
cory0210: Does anyone share this anger?
Morrigan: aw I thought you meant literally bash....
cory0210: Here on male oprah we are all about emotional sharing.
Morrigan: sticks the ears back on
BooBoo: lol
cory0210: If not, were moving on to a special report.
BlackBeast: Teppy Joke: What do you need to make Sami run?... BooBoo
Crone: Teppy is never late, he has 2 hours more each day
Morrigan: haha BB
Choltai: LOL
BooBoo: smacks BlackBeast
cory0210: Oh dear, wheres our group psychiatrist!
BlackBeast: *ouch* :D
cory0210: Oh wait, thats me... *goes into dr. phill mode*.
BooBoo: smacks cory0210
Morrigan: wades into the fight, loading her rocket laucher
cory0210: Oh no!
BlackBeast: xD
cory0210: Okay!
cory0210: Lets move on, shall we?
Crone: Teppy runs the only game where gaming isnt allowed
Khaemwaset: ----Officer Khaem is plodding up the street--- he doesnt want any trouble
BooBoo: throws mud at cory
BlackBeast: Teppy joke: What do you need to make Wahim happy?... Sami's Death...
cory0210: Its been brought to our attention at an epidemic has swept the streets of Egypt: Hoookah abuse.
BooBoo: Hookah or Hooker?
cory0210: Hookah.
Morrigan: lights up a large Havana
Sagen: If you see me tonight with an illegal smile, well it don't cost very much and it lasts a long while...
cory0210: Every day, at least one egyptian family is torn appart by this epidimic, such as Sagen's.
Crone: Hooker but then with a yo momma's accent
cory0210: You see, Sagen once had a loving, caring family.
cory0210: But now, he is but a simple nomadic farmer, sucking on a hookah for dear life.
cory0210: And when is intoxication is high, he continues.
Sagen: Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone, I was just tryin to have me some fun!
Morrigan: these men, they do love to suck....
Khaemwaset: Oy Morrigan!
cory0210: You see, Sagen was convicted of thrid degegree Camel murder.
BooBoo: Sagen sucks?
Morrigan: wait your turn Khaem...
Morrigan: :P
Sagen: Hey! I resemble that!
cory0210: Poor Sagen has no where to turn.
cory0210: Thats why, as of today, Male Oprah is oppening the "Hookahs to Hobo's" clinic.
Morrigan: he sucked the camel to death?
Khaemwaset: Send him to Morrigan
Crone: Even Teppy doesnt understand ATITD thats why he has gamemasters
cory0210: So please, donate today, all we need are herbs and love.
Morrigan: lol I'll teach him!
Morrigan: it's not a fishing pole, it's a whip!
Sagen: Yeeeeooooow!
Khaemwaset: Would you like my handcuffs?
cory0210: Now then. we have 10 minutes left in the show I would like to fill with a special segmetn:
cory0210: "On a more serious note".
cory0210: As you might have heard, Aladdin has caused quite a bit of controversy lately.
Crone: no?!
Sagen: Stuff him in his lamp!
cory0210: Here is our special report, courtesy of BooBoo Blooging inc.
cory0210: Editorial: Aladdin put up a compound in SA that is in the shape of a Swastika. I am thoroughly
opposed to this symbol of hatred present in our game. Number 3 of the rules of conduct states we the people
can punish someone if we don't like what they do. I say, speak to your DP's and have a DP request from Aladdin
that his compound be changed and/or ban him from the game. We are losing people daily in game and this is one
more reason to leave. This is not endorsing individuality as Aladdin states, it is endorsing a symbol of
hatred and death.
cory0210: Here at male oprah, we support individuality, but not to such an extent.
cory0210: We believe that the symbol is unnacceptable.
cory0210: And, when asked about it, aladdin made the followign statemetn.
cory0210: [The symbol] in real life? Ignorence, blind hatred, racisim, intolerince.
cory0210: What I wish for it to represent here is individuality, the right ot be different. ironically,the
opposite of the modern day swastika.
cory0210: Whilst we are all entitled to ourown opionons, but at male oprah, not to these extremes.
Sagen: Burn him at the stake!!! Burn! Burn!
cory0210: So please, if you see the demi-pharaoh around, talk to them about it, but don't burn him at the stake.
BooBoo: Off with his head
Sagen: Anybody have a light? My hookah went out
cory0210: Allright, thats all the time we have for today!
Morrigan: points flamethrower at Sagen
Morrigan: :)
cory0210: Male oprah is a Funtasy network production, in association with PRET>
cory0210: Please come back nextsunday for another exciting show, and see a lof of this show on or wiki page.
Crone: how many Egyptians did emigrate because of this incident?
cory0210: CORY OUT!

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*_*_*_*_*_*_*_* Dramatic introduction music. *_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
cory0210: Hello and welcome to Male Oprah, supported by your local Funtasy mic station!
cory0210: Paid in part by PRET, in association with Elfus!
cory0210: Today, we have a killer show for you, with Better Camps and Gardens Awards, a "Yo Mamma!" contest, and a section
known as "On a more serious note.".
cory0210: To begin with, we would like to thank all participants of better camps and gardens!
BlueGrass: Yay
cory0210: Your creations were all incredible, and they have certainly pleased Elfus's wife Karmen.
Sindelicious: yep
cory0210: Now then, we'll have the results of this later in the show!
Karmen: Bah, My elfus is lazy, letting others do the work for him!
Tzalaa: typical male...
cory0210: Ah! Karmen has decided to join us! How about a round of applause for the lovely lady!
truanna: figures, they're gonna m ake us sit through the yo mamma jokes to find out who won BC&G
Elfus: *Goes Into hiding behind cory*
Crone: *clap clap*
Karmen: Hmmm *Bats Eyelashes at Crone*
cory0210: Before that gets too far *shoves Karmen away from Crone*, Elfus, our producer, has arranged a Yo Mamma Contest!
MariahBoPeep: *whistle*
cory0210: Elfus, tel us the contestents, and what theywill win!
Elfus: Yerbouti and Sefet are our contestants
Elfus: They wint he fabulous prize of 1 grass! And a place in the show's hall of fame!
cory0210: Thats fabulous!
Karmen: And I'm gonna throw in a Huge Quartz, For my own amusement
Elfus: Karmen! We need that Quartz!
Elfus: We only have 30 at the GH!
cory0210: Well then, its too late now Elfus!
cory0210: Okay, Yerbouti, Sefet, are you ready?
cory0210: I hear sefet is in an airship, so he may have a bit of interference!
Yerbouti: But of course!
Elfus: Contestants! The Rules! cory?
Sefet: All set to go!
cory0210: The rules of the contest are simple:
Sefet: Like Yerbouti's mom.
cory0210: Throw your best yo mamma jokes at the other contestant, based on their joke. Lets go!
MariahBoPeep: lmao
Yerbouti: Now Sefet, don't complain about the bumpy airship, it rides better than yo momma.
cory0210: Oh Burn!
MariahBoPeep: oooooooo snap
Sefet: Yeah, Yo momma's so fat we call flying machines 'airships', cause she's got a copyright on "blimp" and she's so fat
her butt needs its own breezeway.
cory0210: What a dis!
BooBoo: lmao
Yerbouti: Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a yellow jacket people mistake her for a taxi.
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat, the only recipe she knows is "chicken meat" "oil" and "salt" and she's so nasty all the crabs in
Egypt are in her pants!
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so ugly, when she picks her nose, the boogers look kinda cute.
cory0210: Those are some fat and ugly mammas!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy attracted her by leaving straw in a pen and she's so fat she needs a cornerstone!
BooBoo: omg that is fat
Elfus: Ouch! Poor Mom's!
cory0210: You gonna take that yerbouti?
Yerbouti: Yo monkey is so ugly, we thought it was yo momma.
cory0210: Oh, thats a thrid degree burn!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly her last job was modeling for the beetle garden
Yerbouti: Yo momma's so fat, after she got off the chariot, the horse limped for a week.
RosieRazor: lol
Sefet: Your momma's so fat her only acro move is "Wobble"!
Karmen: 4th degree burn on Yerbout!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb she thinks "distaff" is what "dat infection she got" is and she's so fat people hide cicada cages
in her rolls!
cory0210: I'd hate to find that cage!
RosieRazor: omg Sefet hahaha
Crone: lots of points for that cicada
Elfus: Yerbouti! Show us your worth!
cory0210: Okay contestants, its time for our lightening round!
Karmen: Stupid Sefet! Now i have to go comfort Yerbouti's mom
Yerbouti: Yo momma is like the Saqqara Zoo stinky and free on wednesdays.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits and she's so fat, you had to learn Structure Reinforcement
before she could start sleeping inside!
cory0210: Slap each other with as many you mamma jokes as you can in the next two minutes to wrap up or contest in this
lightening round!
cory0210: 3
cory0210: 2
cory0210: 1
cory0210: Goooooo!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so fat she has her own School of Arch.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits
Elfus: *Shows the crowd a sign with "laugh" on it*
Yerbouti: Yo momma so hairy when you were born you had rugburn the rest of your life
Sefet: Yo momma's so greasy, you could put a deep well in her hair and she's so fat, you could use her her sweat to light
ritual torches
Yerbouti: Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Sefet: Yo momma's teeth so crooked, she chews sideways
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so stupid, she asked if her ass made her ass look fat.
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb so thinks "resin" is dried up grapes.
cory0210: Only 30 seconds left!
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat when she bathes in Adn, it floods in Saqqarah!
Yerbouti: Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Peret and it's still printing ...
Sefet: Heck, yo momma's so fat the last time she got in the ocean, Atlantis sank!
EvilSnowman: Ha!
Yerbouti: Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.
cory0210: Okay contestants, thats it@
Sefet: *bows to Yerbouti*
BooBoo: gives applause to the contestants
Yerbouti: wipes sweat from brow "Whew"
RosieRazor: lol nice job to both of you :)
Elfus: *Gives applause to BooBoo*
cory0210: Elfus and I have watched this contest and come up with our winners, but we want egypt to decide as well! Who do
you think won?
cory0210: Okay, now then, on to the final portion of our show (yes, we do practice portion control here!): The Better Camps
and Gardnes Awards!
cory0210: Or, as I like to call them, the Campies!
truanna: thwaps CoPrah upside da head. BCAG results! BCAG results! Spit em out already!
cory0210: Our Judging process went by color, design, and overall impression.
Elfus: First off, I'd like to thank our judges, Ariella, Seba, cory
cory0210: Togehter, Elfus, Seba, Aryballa, and I have roamed egypt...
cory0210: Now, I turn the show over to Elfus for the results! Elfus!
Elfus: Hello everyone!
Elfus: Oh wait, Toilet Pause, 5 minutes
Orrin: Ehm... Studio correction. Cory got fired for libel.
Katma: hi
Elfus: Just joking, egypt!
ombori: hi
cory0210: Please, do get on with it Elfus!
Elfus: Before i'd like to start, remember: Don't vote Orrin for DP!
Tzalaa: whyever not?
Orrin: *elfus got fired too*
cory0210: Please folks, ignore Orrin the evil.
BooBoo: and at cory also
cory0210: Now then, lets get to the results!
Elfus: Okay, I'm gonna start with the top 7!
Orrin: Orrin is evil cos he's a stuck floating blimp on a speed of 56kb/s due to the retarded phone company
cory0210: Okay folks, I'm silencing orrin.
cory0210: Please continue Elfus, I'm sure everyone is dying to know.
Rania: be nice to Orrin he cant help it
Elfus: On the seventh Place, we have Halana, with Stillwaters of Halicarnassus
cory0210: A round of applause for Halana!
Crone: *clap clap*
BooBoo: clap clap
Crone: looks at Katma
Elfus: Oh wait, Halan is sixth, and Tzalaa is seventh
Rania: woot Halana :)
IaruHetep: *claps in a circular motion*
Tzalaa: woohoo
cory0210: Now then, in 6th place we have....
BooBoo: clap clap
truanna: *clapclaps for both tzalaa and halana*
Elfus: On a fifth Place, We have Lill, With the Egyptian Life Guildhall
BooBoo: clap clap yay lill and el
cory0210: Quite a spectacular feat of design, but lacking a bit in size.
Orrin: yes truanna, please stick to hand claps. Bingo wings are not nice.
Elfus: On a 4th place, we have Sesnut & Injeru, With the Valley of Hathor's bowl
truanna: shaddup orrin, or I'll bonk you with your rod again
BooBoo: clap clap
cory0210: In third place is...
Rania: clap clap
Elfus: Shemei!
Elfus: With Dag and Shem's Retreat
BooBoo: clap clap
Sefet: *clap clap*
Then we have Dustitwister!
truanna: that's it, pummel him with rotten tomatoes!
cory0210: And the winner is....
Elfus: Hanid and Rania with Utopia!
Shemei: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlueGrass: Wooot!!!!
Tzalaa: hands Truanna a basket of tomatoes and eggs
truanna: yay! gratz hanid and rania!
Sashagirl: Yells Congradulations to all winners
Crone: Grats people *clap clap clap*
BooBoo: woooooott Congrats clap clap
DustiTwister: Congrats To All Winners =D
Sefet: *clap clap clap clap*!!!
cory0210: Congradulations Hanid adn Rania, your design was impecable!
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you!
Tzalaa: I hope you're gonna tell us the other places too?
Elfus: They had a fabulous score of 9, 81!
Elfus: Dusti got 9,18 fyi
cory0210: Absolutely incredible!
truanna: now everyone pummel Elfus with rotten veggies! And orrin too!
Crone: Yo momma is so fat she didnt fit in that pyramid
Rania: thank you all and to BlueGrass for his awsome pyrmid :)
Chelsis: Now where do i find out top 14 and 21? I would like to see where i placed. ty. :)
cory0210: Full results (in order) are:
Elfus: Hanid DustiTwister Shemei Sesnut Lill Halana Tzalaa Aubery nebkhepure Vixsin truanna TeaAira Almelkehdes Klasher
Beah MariahBoPeep Chelsis darkfyre Obol BooBoo Asum Pharahmoan Ryssa Sindelicious Duplus Elvodel fahli Casino
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you for enterign!
Katma: ...mine is so bad it didnt even make worse hovels and dumps list...
Elfus: You didn't enter either
cory0210: Okay, now that better camps and gardens are over, I would like to thank you all for coming out today!
cory0210: Our next male oprah show will be next sunday, and I hope to see you all there for more festivites!
Elfus: If you were in the contest, please leave a chat open, so i can manage prizes
Orrin: No cory, you're the only person that came out today. The rest of us didnt switch our sexuality.
Elfus: prizes will be distributed the coming week
Crone: have to admit, this was fun
BooBoo: batting your eyelashes cory was a dead giveaway
cory0210: Also, as a PRET function, we are open to suggestions, just leave them with elfus or on our wiki page!
cory0210: Okay folks!
Katma: what r we doing for halloween?
Orrin: that's being thought about...
cory0210: Male Oprah is a PRET Production, directed by Elfus, in asssociation with the Funtasy Mic Guild.
Crone: There's no halloween in Egypt?
Orrin: I'm saying no more than that.
cory0210: There will be crone.
cory0210: Thank you all for being here!
cory0210: --- Male Oprah out! (Links to follow) ---
cory0210: Better Camps and Gardens Locations:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Events/Better_Camps_and_Gardens
cory0210: Male Oprah show site:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/The_Male_Oprah_Show
Elfus: Another Producer Note: Pacer built the garden that was #5 for Lill, a sign of true love!
cory0210: And, the big "c" guild announcement:
cory0210: Otter and I (BruceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun,
Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to
them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo
much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your
support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is
the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.
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Otter and I (BryceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun, Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.
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== [[Image:MaleOprah_Badges.png‎|center]]<div style="color:#efdfbd;">Badges</div> ==
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All ye' badges that are given out on behalf of Funtasy and Our Male Oprah.
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*Birthday Queen: BooBoo
*Stonking Great Gardeners: Hanid and Rania.
*Stonking Great Gardener Runner-Up: Dustitwister.
*Momma Punisher: Sefet
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Female Punisher: MariahBoPeep
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Male Punisher: Teppy

== Just Poke ==

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Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna poke em like they do on helpless days
Poke em let em poke me poke it baby stay with me, I love it
Luck and intuition poke the best with pokes to start
And after he's been poked I'll poke the one that's on his heart

oh, oh, oh
I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
oh, oh, oh
I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got

can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)
can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)

p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)
p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)

I wanna poke with him a hard poke we will be
a little poking is fun when you're with me, I love it
Pokeing roulette is not the same without a hand
and baby when its poke if its not rough it isn't fun, fun

oh, oh, oh
I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
oh, oh, oh
I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got

can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)
can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)

p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)
p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)

I won't tell you that I'll poke you
touch or bruise you
cause i'm bluffin' with my pokin'
i'm not lying i'm just stunnin' wit my poke-a-poke-poking

just like a chick in a guild
poke your face before I poke you out
i promise this, promise this
check this poke cause I'm fabulous

can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)
can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)

can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)
can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)

can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)
can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)

p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)
p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)

p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)
p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)

p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)
p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)

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Credits:<br>
Lead Producer: Elfus<br>
In coordination with: The Funtasy Mic Guild<br>
A PRET Production.<br>
And Don't forget... CORY!
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The Male Oprah Show

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cory0210: Flight attendents, please crosscheck and prepare for takeoff.
cory0210: Hello everyone, and welcome to male oprah! Today we have a jam packed show for you, all broadcast from a fictional
airship!
cory0210: To begin with....
cory0210: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOOBOOO@
BooBoo: omg ty ty :D *blushes
cory0210: Come on everyone, congradulate her on yet another 29th!
BooBoo: i would like to take this opportunity to thank all the little people that helped me get to 29 again :D
Choltai: <claps>
Crone: yes lets congratulate him with getting a year older... which means, sorry to say closer to... you know.
Crone: Happy birthday anyways BooBoo
cory0210: *her
Crone: sorry sorry... her :))
BooBoo: him ? omg, looks down
cory0210: Okay, so, we have numerous festivities planned to mark this even!
cory0210: Most of which are BooBoo central!
BooBoo: pushes her boobies off the keyboard
cory0210: To start, we have.... The Male Oprah Book Club!
Crone: *clap clap* BooBoo BooBoo BooBoo
cory0210: As you all know, we honor anindividual each month for excellence in writing, and this moth its....
cory0210: BooBoo!
BooBoo: :D
Crone: lol
cory0210: Every day (nearly) she contributes a peice of literature to the egyptian database.
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/User:BooBoo
BooBoo: ty i couldn't do the blog without all of the wonderful people of Egypt.
cory0210: Ranging from embarassing moments in her real life, to serious issues.
cory0210: BooBoo's blog encompasses all.
cory0210: So, lets talk about it BooBoo. What drives you to write eachday?
BooBoo: crazy real life drives me... and annoying things about egypt :D and teppy
Crone: is this the more serious part, or is this the teppy bashing?
cory0210: Serious.
BooBoo: seriously....
cory0210: So, I've picked a small peice from your blog I'd like to share with everyone:
cory0210: Girls Will Be Girls
cory0210: Girls will be Girls. My neighbor Pitaboo and I were showing our fellow YaYa Kelly around the new decorations that
Kaayru worked on yesterday. Well, leave it to Kelly to decide the new cushiony potted trees looked like cupcakes and she
could play hide and seek in them. All of a sudden, Kelly was in the tree (you can see her ponytail and arm) and Pitaboo
and I were in the cupcake (which the pots under the trees will now be forever known as) BryceCicada came over to take a
peek at the new cupcakes and snake, as well as VicVic. All of a sudden a hookah appeared and everyone was partying. It was
great to just hang out in Egypt not doing much of anything except the most important thing you can do, have a great time
with friends.
cory0210: Care to comment on that?
cory0210: (March 25, 2009
BooBoo: that was a great moment... all the yaya's partying... bryce enjoying all the yaya's... we had a great day and i love
to document great days.
kuupid: boo
BooBoo: kuupid :D
cory0210: I see, so, have you taken a bit out of your cupcake lately?
cory0210: I know I tried to.. but it tasted odd.
kuupid: hey BooBoo :)
BooBoo: ahh the cupcakes are still there but they seem to grow back bigger after every bite
cory0210: I see.
kuupid: lol
cory0210: Now then, there are also real life moments in your blog... let me see here...
BooBoo: they say daily.... Bite Me
cory0210: March 12, 2009:
cory0210: Miniscule ranting... So.... I decided to put my little announcement on E! So maybe lots of people would gather
round and enjoy an evening staring at the stars. I didn't copy and paste from the below mentioned blurb, I did a copy and paste from my document I saved that unfortunately didn't have the GMT information that merek was so kind to pass on to me
last night. Well... (Lifts and dips shoulders) some peeps got irritated that I didn't add the GMT. Of course I said I was
sorry and its 11pm GMT because I didn't want anyone to feel slighted and I also didn't want anyone to miss out on the big
event. Well a whole discussion ensued about the time of eastern, eastern daylight, GMT time, etc, etc... So henceforth
the announcement will say 11pm GMT. Now... Since I live in New York City, if I went around and said to someone, hey there,
come on over, we're having a bash at 11pm GMT, everyone would look at me like I was nuts. But since I'm here in Egypt I
have to get used to that stuff. The problem is I'm blonde. So now it's -4 GMT which is 7pm eastern my time. But when the
clocks change AGAIN it will AGAIN be -5 GMT. That is waaaay too much thinking for me. It's bad enough that I haven't
changed my clock in the living room from the time change last Sunday at 2am eastern NYC time here where I am sitting
right this second and don't tell anyone but I can't figure out how to change the time on the radio in my car which I've
only had to change 18 times over the last 9 years, AND I still can't figure it out.'
BooBoo: well....
cory0210: Would you say you have connection issues?
BooBoo: ahhh no
cory0210: Internal clock problems?
BooBoo: But in regards to that rant
kuupid: I have connection issues, my legs don't want to connect to my feet :)
cory0210: I see we have quite the talkative audience member...
BooBoo: one of the issues is being resolved on 11/1, the clocks are being changed again, so the clock in my car will be right again
cory0210: I see.
cory0210: Does the audience have any questions for madame boo?
Khaemwaset: If you were not destined to marry Sami... would you marry me?
BooBoo: no no one has any questions.
Choltai: Awwwww!
Morrigan: what's your phone number, beautiful?
BooBoo: oh my Khaemwaset.. I'm afraid its in my destiny to marry Sami eventually
BooBoo: but ty so much for asking...
cory0210: Any other questions before we move on?
BooBoo: move on... i'm embarrassed...lol
Crone: BooBoo is Egypt that boring that you are writing a blog?
kuupid: can we burn Sami in a vigil?
Crone: Oh wait that was for the Teppy bashing, sorry
BooBoo: ahhh no its not boring, its exciting
RaasAlHayya: BooBoo, do you have any beauty tips to share?
BooBoo: omg kuupid, no sami burning please... my darling is destined for me
BooBoo: Yes RaasalHayya.....
kuupid: well dang, then we won't burn him on one condition
BooBoo: Beauty tip number 1 - always use deodorant before you start the flax gin
BooBoo: Beauty Tip number 2
kuupid: And that is you make him give us new clothes to wear :)
kuupid: Or we burn him in a vigil
BooBoo: a creamed earth light is good for facial wrinkles
cory0210: Any more questions?
Morrigan: sounds off of crashing and a drum being jumped on...
Khaemwaset: Will you marry me please darling Boo (number of times asked BooBoo to marry me=2)
cory0210: My goodness, what a birthday this is!
BooBoo: *Hopes Sami isn't watching this*
Choltai: That is so sweet! Khaem is nice guy BooBoo.
cory0210: Well, now we have a surprise for all of you, including madame Boo........
Khaemwaset: <<wonders if he should wear his Birthday Suit?
cory0210: Singing her hit song, Poke-Her Face.... Lady YaYa!!!
cory0210: (oh god khaemwaset, please no.)
Morrigan: Lady Yaya enters in a very revealing black camelhide jumpsuit and pure gold wire wig.
BooBoo: OMG Lady YAYA
Morrigan: Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah
Morrigan: I wanna poke em like they do on helpless days Poke em let em poke me poke it baby stay with me, I love it Luck and intuition poke the best with pokes to start And after he's been poked I'll poke the one that's on his heart
Morrigan: oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
Morrigan: wiggles a little to show what she's got
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
Morrigan: I wanna poke with him a hard poke we will be a little poking is fun when you're with me, I love it Pokeing roulette is not the same without a hand and baby when its poke if its not rough it isn't fun, fun
Morrigan: oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
Darwishi: ^.^
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
Morrigan: I won't tell you that I'll poke you touch or bruise you cause i'm bluffin' with my pokin' i'm not lying i'm just stunnin' wit my poke-a-poke-poking
Morrigan: laughs very loud as she waves a poker in Cory's face
BooBoo: **jumps up and down clapping for lady YAYA**
Choltai: <claps along>
Morrigan: just like a chick in a guild poke your face before I poke you out i promise this, promise this check this poke cause I'm fabulous
Crone: *dancing*
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
Morrigan: hooks a rope over the chandelier and hangs herself from it, slitting her wrist as she flies up.
BooBoo: *** clap clap clap YAYA YAYA chants YAYA
Morrigan: quietly murmurs the last chorus.
Choltai: <gasps> What just happened?
cory0210: There you have it!
Morrigan: Yayas forever....
cory0210: CLAP@
cory0210: CLAP
cory0210: CLAP
Crone: WOOOOoooooOOOOOO
cory0210: Just so you know, the YaYa's are a egyptwide sisterhood, known for screaming YAYA at random times.
BlackBeast: Ride the storm, life goes on, life goes on, ride the storm
Crone: YAYA
BlackBeast: For depressed people :D
cory0210: Okay, on the note of depression...
cory0210: A note from our sponser!
Morrigan: what depression?
Morrigan: drips blood on Cory
BlackBeast: Nothing :D
Morrigan: This stuff makes money, buster!
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BlackBeast: I just can't get get a player's father let me marry her doughter.
cory0210: Now then, on to our next portion...
cory0210: THe Teppy Bash!
Morrigan: So screw the father...
cory0210: The rules ofthis contest are simple.
BlackBeast: Heh :D
Morrigan: O can I drip blood on him too?
kuupid: he might like to be screwed
cory0210: Each player may post one joke to funtasy, one and only one, that bashes Teppy a ton.
cory0210: The winner gets a moprah badge and a small present, as well as thee joke highlighted on the wiki.
Morrigan: Guaranteed full of bugs!
cory0210: Now then... BEGIN! You have 3 minutes.
Sagen: How many Teppys does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but it takes 3 years
Crone: :))
BooBoo: lol
cory0210: Crone, BooBoo, make some jokes!
BlackBeast: How many Teppy's are needed to change a tale? None... It won't change with Teppy xD
Orrin: There once was a monkey named Fred, Who awoke with Teppy in bed. Alarmed, Fred shouted, Whilst Teppy just pouted, And complained that the hookah had gone to his head.
Choltai: <laughs>
Crone: Teppy time: GMT+1000
cory0210: one minute left.
BlackBeast: Finish him!
BooBoo: instead of jokes about teppy why can't we just bash him for 2 minutes
cory0210: after the jokes, birthday girl.
cory0210: As for mine (taken from orrin) I have two words: Tale 5.
BlackBeast: xD
cory0210: BZZZZ
cory0210: Times up!
BooBoo: there are hardly any jokes because there are hardly any people in egypt anymore
cory0210: Nowthat you've seen the jokes, /tell me with who you think won! one voter per customer, not valid in srillanka.
BlackBeast: Teppy IQ: -230
Crone: and noone was expecting to tell a joke
Crone: Sagen
BooBoo: Sagen
Kuviena: Hey, what's wrong with Sri Lanka?
Crone: *sigh* /tell me didn't work
Morrigan: I wanna poke him like they do on helpless days Poke em let em poke me poke it baby stay with me, I love it Luck and intuition poke the best with pokes to start And after he's been poked I'll poke the one that's on his heart
BooBoo: omg LADY YAYA
Sagen: bows
cory0210: Okay!
Morrigan: see? not dead, not depressed, just hangin' as Yayas do!
Khaemwaset: yay Sagen
BlackBeast: And the winner is:
cory0210: SAGEN!
Khaemwaset: <applauds>
BlackBeast: I failed...
BooBoo: clap clap
Crone: *clap clap*
BlackBeast: nukes!
cory0210: now you can just plain bash teppy
Crone: I fear gaming though
Morrigan: sits on teppy's head and pulls his ears off.
BooBoo: teppy doesn't let Sami come around for photo ops with me anymore i'm very angry about that
cory0210: Does anyone share this anger?
Morrigan: aw I thought you meant literally bash....
cory0210: Here on male oprah we are all about emotional sharing.
Morrigan: sticks the ears back on
BooBoo: lol
cory0210: If not, were moving on to a special report.
BlackBeast: Teppy Joke: What do you need to make Sami run?... BooBoo
Crone: Teppy is never late, he has 2 hours more each day
Morrigan: haha BB
Choltai: LOL
BooBoo: smacks BlackBeast
cory0210: Oh dear, wheres our group psychiatrist!
BlackBeast: *ouch* :D
cory0210: Oh wait, thats me... *goes into dr. phill mode*.
BooBoo: smacks cory0210
Morrigan: wades into the fight, loading her rocket laucher
cory0210: Oh no!
BlackBeast: xD
cory0210: Okay!
cory0210: Lets move on, shall we?
Crone: Teppy runs the only game where gaming isnt allowed
Khaemwaset: ----Officer Khaem is plodding up the street--- he doesnt want any trouble
BooBoo: throws mud at cory
BlackBeast: Teppy joke: What do you need to make Wahim happy?... Sami's Death...
cory0210: Its been brought to our attention at an epidemic has swept the streets of Egypt: Hoookah abuse.
BooBoo: Hookah or Hooker?
cory0210: Hookah.
Morrigan: lights up a large Havana
Sagen: If you see me tonight with an illegal smile, well it don't cost very much and it lasts a long while...
cory0210: Every day, at least one egyptian family is torn appart by this epidimic, such as Sagen's.
Crone: Hooker but then with a yo momma's accent
cory0210: You see, Sagen once had a loving, caring family.
cory0210: But now, he is but a simple nomadic farmer, sucking on a hookah for dear life.
cory0210: And when is intoxication is high, he continues.
Sagen: Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone, I was just tryin to have me some fun!
Morrigan: these men, they do love to suck....
Khaemwaset: Oy Morrigan!
cory0210: You see, Sagen was convicted of thrid degegree Camel murder.
BooBoo: Sagen sucks?
Morrigan: wait your turn Khaem...
Morrigan: :P
Sagen: Hey! I resemble that!
cory0210: Poor Sagen has no where to turn.
cory0210: Thats why, as of today, Male Oprah is oppening the "Hookahs to Hobo's" clinic.
Morrigan: he sucked the camel to death?
Khaemwaset: Send him to Morrigan
Crone: Even Teppy doesnt understand ATITD thats why he has gamemasters
cory0210: So please, donate today, all we need are herbs and love.
Morrigan: lol I'll teach him!
Morrigan: it's not a fishing pole, it's a whip!
Sagen: Yeeeeooooow!
Khaemwaset: Would you like my handcuffs?
cory0210: Now then. we have 10 minutes left in the show I would like to fill with a special segmetn:
cory0210: "On a more serious note".
cory0210: As you might have heard, Aladdin has caused quite a bit of controversy lately.
Crone: no?!
Sagen: Stuff him in his lamp!
cory0210: Here is our special report, courtesy of BooBoo Blooging inc.
cory0210: Editorial: Aladdin put up a compound in SA that is in the shape of a Swastika. I am thoroughly opposed to this symbol of hatred present in our game. Number 3 of the rules of conduct states we the people can punish someone if we don't like what they do. I say, speak to your DP's and have a DP request from Aladdin that his compound be changed and/or ban him from the game. We are losing people daily in game and this is one more reason to leave. This is not endorsing individuality as Aladdin states, it is endorsing a symbol of hatred and death.
cory0210: Here at male oprah, we support individuality, but not to such an extent.
cory0210: We believe that the symbol is unnacceptable.
cory0210: And, when asked about it, aladdin made the followign statemetn.
cory0210: [The symbol] in real life? Ignorence, blind hatred, racisim, intolerince.
cory0210: What I wish for it to represent here is individuality, the right ot be different. ironically,the opposite of the modern day swastika.
cory0210: Whilst we are all entitled to ourown opionons, but at male oprah, not to these extremes.
Sagen: Burn him at the stake!!! Burn! Burn!
cory0210: So please, if you see the demi-pharaoh around, talk to them about it, but don't burn him at the stake.
BooBoo: Off with his head
Sagen: Anybody have a light? My hookah went out
cory0210: Allright, thats all the time we have for today!
Morrigan: points flamethrower at Sagen
Morrigan: :)
cory0210: Male oprah is a Funtasy network production, in association with PRET>
cory0210: Please come back nextsunday for another exciting show, and see a lof of this show on or wiki page.
Crone: how many Egyptians did emigrate because of this incident?
cory0210: CORY OUT!

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*_*_*_*_*_*_*_* Dramatic introduction music. *_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
cory0210: Hello and welcome to Male Oprah, supported by your local Funtasy mic station!
cory0210: Paid in part by PRET, in association with Elfus!
cory0210: Today, we have a killer show for you, with Better Camps and Gardens Awards, a "Yo Mamma!" contest, and a section
known as "On a more serious note.".
cory0210: To begin with, we would like to thank all participants of better camps and gardens!
BlueGrass: Yay
cory0210: Your creations were all incredible, and they have certainly pleased Elfus's wife Karmen.
Sindelicious: yep
cory0210: Now then, we'll have the results of this later in the show!
Karmen: Bah, My elfus is lazy, letting others do the work for him!
Tzalaa: typical male...
cory0210: Ah! Karmen has decided to join us! How about a round of applause for the lovely lady!
truanna: figures, they're gonna m ake us sit through the yo mamma jokes to find out who won BC&G
Elfus: *Goes Into hiding behind cory*
Crone: *clap clap*
Karmen: Hmmm *Bats Eyelashes at Crone*
cory0210: Before that gets too far *shoves Karmen away from Crone*, Elfus, our producer, has arranged a Yo Mamma Contest!
MariahBoPeep: *whistle*
cory0210: Elfus, tel us the contestents, and what theywill win!
Elfus: Yerbouti and Sefet are our contestants
Elfus: They wint he fabulous prize of 1 grass! And a place in the show's hall of fame!
cory0210: Thats fabulous!
Karmen: And I'm gonna throw in a Huge Quartz, For my own amusement
Elfus: Karmen! We need that Quartz!
Elfus: We only have 30 at the GH!
cory0210: Well then, its too late now Elfus!
cory0210: Okay, Yerbouti, Sefet, are you ready?
cory0210: I hear sefet is in an airship, so he may have a bit of interference!
Yerbouti: But of course!
Elfus: Contestants! The Rules! cory?
Sefet: All set to go!
cory0210: The rules of the contest are simple:
Sefet: Like Yerbouti's mom.
cory0210: Throw your best yo mamma jokes at the other contestant, based on their joke. Lets go!
MariahBoPeep: lmao
Yerbouti: Now Sefet, don't complain about the bumpy airship, it rides better than yo momma.
cory0210: Oh Burn!
MariahBoPeep: oooooooo snap
Sefet: Yeah, Yo momma's so fat we call flying machines 'airships', cause she's got a copyright on "blimp" and she's so fat
her butt needs its own breezeway.
cory0210: What a dis!
BooBoo: lmao
Yerbouti: Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a yellow jacket people mistake her for a taxi.
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat, the only recipe she knows is "chicken meat" "oil" and "salt" and she's so nasty all the crabs in
Egypt are in her pants!
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so ugly, when she picks her nose, the boogers look kinda cute.
cory0210: Those are some fat and ugly mammas!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy attracted her by leaving straw in a pen and she's so fat she needs a cornerstone!
BooBoo: omg that is fat
Elfus: Ouch! Poor Mom's!
cory0210: You gonna take that yerbouti?
Yerbouti: Yo monkey is so ugly, we thought it was yo momma.
cory0210: Oh, thats a thrid degree burn!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly her last job was modeling for the beetle garden
Yerbouti: Yo momma's so fat, after she got off the chariot, the horse limped for a week.
RosieRazor: lol
Sefet: Your momma's so fat her only acro move is "Wobble"!
Karmen: 4th degree burn on Yerbout!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb she thinks "distaff" is what "dat infection she got" is and she's so fat people hide cicada cages
in her rolls!
cory0210: I'd hate to find that cage!
RosieRazor: omg Sefet hahaha
Crone: lots of points for that cicada
Elfus: Yerbouti! Show us your worth!
cory0210: Okay contestants, its time for our lightening round!
Karmen: Stupid Sefet! Now i have to go comfort Yerbouti's mom
Yerbouti: Yo momma is like the Saqqara Zoo stinky and free on wednesdays.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits and she's so fat, you had to learn Structure Reinforcement
before she could start sleeping inside!
cory0210: Slap each other with as many you mamma jokes as you can in the next two minutes to wrap up or contest in this
lightening round!
cory0210: 3
cory0210: 2
cory0210: 1
cory0210: Goooooo!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so fat she has her own School of Arch.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits
Elfus: *Shows the crowd a sign with "laugh" on it*
Yerbouti: Yo momma so hairy when you were born you had rugburn the rest of your life
Sefet: Yo momma's so greasy, you could put a deep well in her hair and she's so fat, you could use her her sweat to light
ritual torches
Yerbouti: Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Sefet: Yo momma's teeth so crooked, she chews sideways
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so stupid, she asked if her ass made her ass look fat.
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb so thinks "resin" is dried up grapes.
cory0210: Only 30 seconds left!
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat when she bathes in Adn, it floods in Saqqarah!
Yerbouti: Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Peret and it's still printing ...
Sefet: Heck, yo momma's so fat the last time she got in the ocean, Atlantis sank!
EvilSnowman: Ha!
Yerbouti: Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.
cory0210: Okay contestants, thats it@
Sefet: *bows to Yerbouti*
BooBoo: gives applause to the contestants
Yerbouti: wipes sweat from brow "Whew"
RosieRazor: lol nice job to both of you :)
Elfus: *Gives applause to BooBoo*
cory0210: Elfus and I have watched this contest and come up with our winners, but we want egypt to decide as well! Who do
you think won?
cory0210: Okay, now then, on to the final portion of our show (yes, we do practice portion control here!): The Better Camps
and Gardnes Awards!
cory0210: Or, as I like to call them, the Campies!
truanna: thwaps CoPrah upside da head. BCAG results! BCAG results! Spit em out already!
cory0210: Our Judging process went by color, design, and overall impression.
Elfus: First off, I'd like to thank our judges, Ariella, Seba, cory
cory0210: Togehter, Elfus, Seba, Aryballa, and I have roamed egypt...
cory0210: Now, I turn the show over to Elfus for the results! Elfus!
Elfus: Hello everyone!
Elfus: Oh wait, Toilet Pause, 5 minutes
Orrin: Ehm... Studio correction. Cory got fired for libel.
Katma: hi
Elfus: Just joking, egypt!
ombori: hi
cory0210: Please, do get on with it Elfus!
Elfus: Before i'd like to start, remember: Don't vote Orrin for DP!
Tzalaa: whyever not?
Orrin: *elfus got fired too*
cory0210: Please folks, ignore Orrin the evil.
BooBoo: and at cory also
cory0210: Now then, lets get to the results!
Elfus: Okay, I'm gonna start with the top 7!
Orrin: Orrin is evil cos he's a stuck floating blimp on a speed of 56kb/s due to the retarded phone company
cory0210: Okay folks, I'm silencing orrin.
cory0210: Please continue Elfus, I'm sure everyone is dying to know.
Rania: be nice to Orrin he cant help it
Elfus: On the seventh Place, we have Halana, with Stillwaters of Halicarnassus
cory0210: A round of applause for Halana!
Crone: *clap clap*
BooBoo: clap clap
Crone: looks at Katma
Elfus: Oh wait, Halan is sixth, and Tzalaa is seventh
Rania: woot Halana :)
IaruHetep: *claps in a circular motion*
Tzalaa: woohoo
cory0210: Now then, in 6th place we have....
BooBoo: clap clap
truanna: *clapclaps for both tzalaa and halana*
Elfus: On a fifth Place, We have Lill, With the Egyptian Life Guildhall
BooBoo: clap clap yay lill and el
cory0210: Quite a spectacular feat of design, but lacking a bit in size.
Orrin: yes truanna, please stick to hand claps. Bingo wings are not nice.
Elfus: On a 4th place, we have Sesnut & Injeru, With the Valley of Hathor's bowl
truanna: shaddup orrin, or I'll bonk you with your rod again
BooBoo: clap clap
cory0210: In third place is...
Rania: clap clap
Elfus: Shemei!
Elfus: With Dag and Shem's Retreat
BooBoo: clap clap
Sefet: *clap clap*
Then we have Dustitwister!
truanna: that's it, pummel him with rotten tomatoes!
cory0210: And the winner is....
Elfus: Hanid and Rania with Utopia!
Shemei: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlueGrass: Wooot!!!!
Tzalaa: hands Truanna a basket of tomatoes and eggs
truanna: yay! gratz hanid and rania!
Sashagirl: Yells Congradulations to all winners
Crone: Grats people *clap clap clap*
BooBoo: woooooott Congrats clap clap
DustiTwister: Congrats To All Winners =D
Sefet: *clap clap clap clap*!!!
cory0210: Congradulations Hanid adn Rania, your design was impecable!
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you!
Tzalaa: I hope you're gonna tell us the other places too?
Elfus: They had a fabulous score of 9, 81!
Elfus: Dusti got 9,18 fyi
cory0210: Absolutely incredible!
truanna: now everyone pummel Elfus with rotten veggies! And orrin too!
Crone: Yo momma is so fat she didnt fit in that pyramid
Rania: thank you all and to BlueGrass for his awsome pyrmid :)
Chelsis: Now where do i find out top 14 and 21? I would like to see where i placed. ty. :)
cory0210: Full results (in order) are:
Elfus: Hanid DustiTwister Shemei Sesnut Lill Halana Tzalaa Aubery nebkhepure Vixsin truanna TeaAira Almelkehdes Klasher
Beah MariahBoPeep Chelsis darkfyre Obol BooBoo Asum Pharahmoan Ryssa Sindelicious Duplus Elvodel fahli Casino
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you for enterign!
Katma: ...mine is so bad it didnt even make worse hovels and dumps list...
Elfus: You didn't enter either
cory0210: Okay, now that better camps and gardens are over, I would like to thank you all for coming out today!
cory0210: Our next male oprah show will be next sunday, and I hope to see you all there for more festivites!
Elfus: If you were in the contest, please leave a chat open, so i can manage prizes
Orrin: No cory, you're the only person that came out today. The rest of us didnt switch our sexuality.
Elfus: prizes will be distributed the coming week
Crone: have to admit, this was fun
BooBoo: batting your eyelashes cory was a dead giveaway
cory0210: Also, as a PRET function, we are open to suggestions, just leave them with elfus or on our wiki page!
cory0210: Okay folks!
Katma: what r we doing for halloween?
Orrin: that's being thought about...
cory0210: Male Oprah is a PRET Production, directed by Elfus, in asssociation with the Funtasy Mic Guild.
Crone: There's no halloween in Egypt?
Orrin: I'm saying no more than that.
cory0210: There will be crone.
cory0210: Thank you all for being here!
cory0210: --- Male Oprah out! (Links to follow) ---
cory0210: Better Camps and Gardens Locations:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Events/Better_Camps_and_Gardens
cory0210: Male Oprah show site:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/The_Male_Oprah_Show
Elfus: Another Producer Note: Pacer built the garden that was #5 for Lill, a sign of true love!
cory0210: And, the big "c" guild announcement:
cory0210: Otter and I (BruceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun,
Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to
them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo
much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your
support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is
the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.
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Otter and I (BryceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun, Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.
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== [[Image:MaleOprah_Badges.png‎|center]]<div style="color:#efdfbd;">Badges</div> ==
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All ye' badges that are given out on behalf of Funtasy and Our Male Oprah.
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*Birthday Queen: BooBoo
*Stonking Great Gardeners: Hanid and Rania.
*Stonking Great Gardener Runner-Up: Dustitwister.
*Momma Punisher: Sefet
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Female Punisher: MariahBoPeep
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Male Punisher: Teppy

== Just Poke ==

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Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna poke em like they do on helpless days
Poke em let em poke me poke it baby stay with me, I love it
Luck and intuition poke the best with pokes to start
And after he's been poked I'll poke the one that's on his heart

oh, oh, oh
I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
oh, oh, oh
I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got

can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)
can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)

p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)
p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)

I wanna poke with him a hard poke we will be
a little poking is fun when you're with me, I love it
Pokeing roulette is not the same without a hand
and baby when its poke if its not rough it isn't fun, fun

oh, oh, oh
I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
oh, oh, oh
I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got

can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)
can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)

p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)
p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)

I won't tell you that I'll poke you
touch or bruise you
cause i'm bluffin' with my pokin'
i'm not lying i'm just stunnin' wit my poke-a-poke-poking

just like a chick in a guild
poke your face before I poke you out
i promise this, promise this
check this poke cause I'm fabulous

can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)
can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)

can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)
can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)

can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)
can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)

p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)
p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)

p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)
p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)

p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)
p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)

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Credits:<br>
Lead Producer: Elfus<br>
In coordination with: The Funtasy Mic Guild<br>
A PRET Production.<br>
And Don't forget... CORY!
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The Male Oprah Show

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''A cross between the Jerry Springer show and Oprah has hit Egypt! Please visit for the latest information. The show will be every Sunday, featuring Cory0210 as Male Oprah!''
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== [[Image:MaleOprah_Upcoming.png‎|center]]<div style="color:#efdfbd;">Upcoming Show</div> ==

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October 18, 2009: Suggest your ideas here.

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cory0210: Flight attendents, please crosscheck and prepare for takeoff.
cory0210: Hello everyone, and welcome to male oprah! Today we have a jam packed show for you, all broadcast from a fictional
airship!
cory0210: To begin with....
cory0210: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOOBOOO@
BooBoo: omg ty ty :D *blushes
cory0210: Come on everyone, congradulate her on yet another 29th!
BooBoo: i would like to take this opportunity to thank all the little people that helped me get to 29 again :D
Choltai: <claps>
Crone: yes lets congratulate him with getting a year older... which means, sorry to say closer to... you know.
Crone: Happy birthday anyways BooBoo
cory0210: *her
Crone: sorry sorry... her :))
BooBoo: him ? omg, looks down
cory0210: Okay, so, we have numerous festivities planned to mark this even!
cory0210: Most of which are BooBoo central!
BooBoo: pushes her boobies off the keyboard
cory0210: To start, we have.... The Male Oprah Book Club!
Crone: *clap clap* BooBoo BooBoo BooBoo
cory0210: As you all know, we honor anindividual each month for excellence in writing, and this moth its....
cory0210: BooBoo!
BooBoo: :D
Crone: lol
cory0210: Every day (nearly) she contributes a peice of literature to the egyptian database.
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/User:BooBoo
BooBoo: ty i couldn't do the blog without all of the wonderful people of Egypt.
cory0210: Ranging from embarassing moments in her real life, to serious issues.
cory0210: BooBoo's blog encompasses all.
cory0210: So, lets talk about it BooBoo. What drives you to write eachday?
BooBoo: crazy real life drives me... and annoying things about egypt :D and teppy
Crone: is this the more serious part, or is this the teppy bashing?
cory0210: Serious.
BooBoo: seriously....
cory0210: So, I've picked a small peice from your blog I'd like to share with everyone:
cory0210: Girls Will Be Girls
cory0210: Girls will be Girls. My neighbor Pitaboo and I were showing our fellow YaYa Kelly around the new decorations that
Kaayru worked on yesterday. Well, leave it to Kelly to decide the new cushiony potted trees looked like cupcakes and she
could play hide and seek in them. All of a sudden, Kelly was in the tree (you can see her ponytail and arm) and Pitaboo
and I were in the cupcake (which the pots under the trees will now be forever known as) BryceCicada came over to take a
peek at the new cupcakes and snake, as well as VicVic. All of a sudden a hookah appeared and everyone was partying. It was great to just hang out in Egypt not doing much of anything except the most important thing you can do, have a great time
with friends.
cory0210: Care to comment on that?
cory0210: (March 25, 2009
BooBoo: that was a great moment... all the yaya's partying... bryce enjoying all the yaya's... we had a great day and i love
to document great days.
kuupid: boo
BooBoo: kuupid :D
cory0210: I see, so, have you taken a bit out of your cupcake lately?
cory0210: I know I tried to.. but it tasted odd.
kuupid: hey BooBoo :)
BooBoo: ahh the cupcakes are still there but they seem to grow back bigger after every bite
cory0210: I see.
kuupid: lol
cory0210: Now then, there are also real life moments in your blog... let me see here...
BooBoo: they say daily.... Bite Me
cory0210: March 12, 2009:
cory0210: Miniscule ranting... So.... I decided to put my little announcement on E! So maybe lots of people would gather round and enjoy an evening staring at the stars. I didn't copy and paste from the below mentioned blurb, I did a copy and paste from my document I saved that unfortunately didn't have the GMT information that merek was so kind to pass on to me last night. Well... (Lifts and dips shoulders) some peeps got irritated that I didn't add the GMT. Of course I said I was sorry and its 11pm GMT because I didn't want anyone to feel slighted and I also didn't want anyone to miss out on the big event. Well a whole discussion ensued about the time of eastern, eastern daylight, GMT time, etc, etc... So henceforth the announcement will say 11pm GMT. Now... Since I live in New York City, if I went around and said to someone, hey there, come on over, we're having a bash at 11pm GMT, everyone would look at me like I was nuts. But since I'm here in Egypt I have to get used to that stuff. The problem is I'm blonde. So now it's -4 GMT which is 7pm eastern my time. But when the clocks change AGAIN it will AGAIN be -5 GMT. That is waaaay too much thinking for me. It's bad enough that I haven't changed my clock in the living room from the time change last Sunday at 2am eastern NYC time here where I am sitting right this second and don't tell anyone but I can't figure out how to change the time on the radio in my car which I've only had to change 18 times over the last 9 years, AND I still can't figure it out.'
BooBoo: well....
cory0210: Would you say you have connection issues?
BooBoo: ahhh no
cory0210: Internal clock problems?
BooBoo: But in regards to that rant
kuupid: I have connection issues, my legs don't want to connect to my feet :)
cory0210: I see we have quite the talkative audience member...
BooBoo: one of the issues is being resolved on 11/1, the clocks are being changed again, so the clock in my car will be right again
cory0210: I see.
cory0210: Does the audience have any questions for madame boo?
Khaemwaset: If you were not destined to marry Sami... would you marry me?
BooBoo: no no one has any questions.
Choltai: Awwwww!
Morrigan: what's your phone number, beautiful?
BooBoo: oh my Khaemwaset.. I'm afraid its in my destiny to marry Sami eventually
BooBoo: but ty so much for asking...
cory0210: Any other questions before we move on?
BooBoo: move on... i'm embarrassed...lol
Crone: BooBoo is Egypt that boring that you are writing a blog?
kuupid: can we burn Sami in a vigil?
Crone: Oh wait that was for the Teppy bashing, sorry
BooBoo: ahhh no its not boring, its exciting
RaasAlHayya: BooBoo, do you have any beauty tips to share?
BooBoo: omg kuupid, no sami burning please... my darling is destined for me
BooBoo: Yes RaasalHayya.....
kuupid: well dang, then we won't burn him on one condition
BooBoo: Beauty tip number 1 - always use deodorant before you start the flax gin
BooBoo: Beauty Tip number 2
kuupid: And that is you make him give us new clothes to wear :)
kuupid: Or we burn him in a vigil
BooBoo: a creamed earth light is good for facial wrinkles
cory0210: Any more questions?
Morrigan: sounds off of crashing and a drum being jumped on...
Khaemwaset: Will you marry me please darling Boo (number of times asked BooBoo to marry me=2)
cory0210: My goodness, what a birthday this is!
BooBoo: *Hopes Sami isn't watching this*
Choltai: That is so sweet! Khaem is nice guy BooBoo.
cory0210: Well, now we have a surprise for all of you, including madame Boo........
Khaemwaset: <<wonders if he should wear his Birthday Suit?
cory0210: Singing her hit song, Poke-Her Face.... Lady YaYa!!!
cory0210: (oh god khaemwaset, please no.)
Morrigan: Lady Yaya enters in a very revealing black camelhide jumpsuit and pure gold wire wig.
BooBoo: OMG Lady YAYA
Morrigan: Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah
Morrigan: I wanna poke em like they do on helpless days Poke em let em poke me poke it baby stay with me, I love it Luck and intuition poke the best with pokes to start And after he's been poked I'll poke the one that's on his heart
Morrigan: oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
Morrigan: wiggles a little to show what she's got
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
Morrigan: I wanna poke with him a hard poke we will be a little poking is fun when you're with me, I love it Pokeing roulette is not the same without a hand and baby when its poke if its not rough it isn't fun, fun
Morrigan: oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
Darwishi: ^.^
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
Morrigan: I won't tell you that I'll poke you touch or bruise you cause i'm bluffin' with my pokin' i'm not lying i'm just stunnin' wit my poke-a-poke-poking
Morrigan: laughs very loud as she waves a poker in Cory's face
BooBoo: **jumps up and down clapping for lady YAYA**
Choltai: <claps along>
Morrigan: just like a chick in a guild poke your face before I poke you out i promise this, promise this check this poke cause I'm fabulous
Crone: *dancing*
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
Morrigan: hooks a rope over the chandelier and hangs herself from it, slitting her wrist as she flies up.
BooBoo: *** clap clap clap YAYA YAYA chants YAYA
Morrigan: quietly murmurs the last chorus.
Choltai: <gasps> What just happened?
cory0210: There you have it!
Morrigan: Yayas forever....
cory0210: CLAP@
cory0210: CLAP
cory0210: CLAP
Crone: WOOOOoooooOOOOOO
cory0210: Just so you know, the YaYa's are a egyptwide sisterhood, known for screaming YAYA at random times.
BlackBeast: Ride the storm, life goes on, life goes on, ride the storm
Crone: YAYA
BlackBeast: For depressed people :D
cory0210: Okay, on the note of depression...
cory0210: A note from our sponser!
Morrigan: what depression?
Morrigan: drips blood on Cory
BlackBeast: Nothing :D
Morrigan: This stuff makes money, buster!
cory0210: ---- Bored with your Egyptian life? Need a pick up? Try PRET run events! Our unique approach to the events system incorportes what you want! So play pret! ----
BlackBeast: I just can't get get a player's father let me marry her doughter.
cory0210: Now then, on to our next portion...
cory0210: THe Teppy Bash!
Morrigan: So screw the father...
cory0210: The rules ofthis contest are simple.
BlackBeast: Heh :D
Morrigan: O can I drip blood on him too?
kuupid: he might like to be screwed
cory0210: Each player may post one joke to funtasy, one and only one, that bashes Teppy a ton.
cory0210: The winner gets a moprah badge and a small present, as well as thee joke highlighted on the wiki.
Morrigan: Guaranteed full of bugs!
cory0210: Now then... BEGIN! You have 3 minutes.
Sagen: How many Teppys does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but it takes 3 years
Crone: :))
BooBoo: lol
cory0210: Crone, BooBoo, make some jokes!
BlackBeast: How many Teppy's are needed to change a tale? None... It won't change with Teppy xD
Orrin: There once was a monkey named Fred, Who awoke with Teppy in bed. Alarmed, Fred shouted, Whilst Teppy just pouted, And complained that the hookah had gone to his head.
Choltai: <laughs>
Crone: Teppy time: GMT+1000
cory0210: one minute left.
BlackBeast: Finish him!
BooBoo: instead of jokes about teppy why can't we just bash him for 2 minutes
cory0210: after the jokes, birthday girl.
cory0210: As for mine (taken from orrin) I have two words: Tale 5.
BlackBeast: xD
cory0210: BZZZZ
cory0210: Times up!
BooBoo: there are hardly any jokes because there are hardly any people in egypt anymore
cory0210: Nowthat you've seen the jokes, /tell me with who you think won! one voter per customer, not valid in srillanka.
BlackBeast: Teppy IQ: -230
Crone: and noone was expecting to tell a joke
Crone: Sagen
BooBoo: Sagen
Kuviena: Hey, what's wrong with Sri Lanka?
Crone: *sigh* /tell me didn't work
Morrigan: I wanna poke him like they do on helpless days Poke em let em poke me poke it baby stay with me, I love it Luck and intuition poke the best with pokes to start And after he's been poked I'll poke the one that's on his heart
BooBoo: omg LADY YAYA
Sagen: bows
cory0210: Okay!
Morrigan: see? not dead, not depressed, just hangin' as Yayas do!
Khaemwaset: yay Sagen
BlackBeast: And the winner is:
cory0210: SAGEN!
Khaemwaset: <applauds>
BlackBeast: I failed...
BooBoo: clap clap
Crone: *clap clap*
BlackBeast: nukes!
cory0210: now you can just plain bash teppy
Crone: I fear gaming though
Morrigan: sits on teppy's head and pulls his ears off.
BooBoo: teppy doesn't let Sami come around for photo ops with me anymore i'm very angry about that
cory0210: Does anyone share this anger?
Morrigan: aw I thought you meant literally bash....
cory0210: Here on male oprah we are all about emotional sharing.
Morrigan: sticks the ears back on
BooBoo: lol
cory0210: If not, were moving on to a special report.
BlackBeast: Teppy Joke: What do you need to make Sami run?... BooBoo
Crone: Teppy is never late, he has 2 hours more each day
Morrigan: haha BB
Choltai: LOL
BooBoo: smacks BlackBeast
cory0210: Oh dear, wheres our group psychiatrist!
BlackBeast: *ouch* :D
cory0210: Oh wait, thats me... *goes into dr. phill mode*.
BooBoo: smacks cory0210
Morrigan: wades into the fight, loading her rocket laucher
cory0210: Oh no!
BlackBeast: xD
cory0210: Okay!
cory0210: Lets move on, shall we?
Crone: Teppy runs the only game where gaming isnt allowed
Khaemwaset: ----Officer Khaem is plodding up the street--- he doesnt want any trouble
BooBoo: throws mud at cory
BlackBeast: Teppy joke: What do you need to make Wahim happy?... Sami's Death...
cory0210: Its been brought to our attention at an epidemic has swept the streets of Egypt: Hoookah abuse.
BooBoo: Hookah or Hooker?
cory0210: Hookah.
Morrigan: lights up a large Havana
Sagen: If you see me tonight with an illegal smile, well it don't cost very much and it lasts a long while...
cory0210: Every day, at least one egyptian family is torn appart by this epidimic, such as Sagen's.
Crone: Hooker but then with a yo momma's accent
cory0210: You see, Sagen once had a loving, caring family.
cory0210: But now, he is but a simple nomadic farmer, sucking on a hookah for dear life.
cory0210: And when is intoxication is high, he continues.
Sagen: Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone, I was just tryin to have me some fun!
Morrigan: these men, they do love to suck....
Khaemwaset: Oy Morrigan!
cory0210: You see, Sagen was convicted of thrid degegree Camel murder.
BooBoo: Sagen sucks?
Morrigan: wait your turn Khaem...
Morrigan: :P
Sagen: Hey! I resemble that!
cory0210: Poor Sagen has no where to turn.
cory0210: Thats why, as of today, Male Oprah is oppening the "Hookahs to Hobo's" clinic.
Morrigan: he sucked the camel to death?
Khaemwaset: Send him to Morrigan
Crone: Even Teppy doesnt understand ATITD thats why he has gamemasters
cory0210: So please, donate today, all we need are herbs and love.
Morrigan: lol I'll teach him!
Morrigan: it's not a fishing pole, it's a whip!
Sagen: Yeeeeooooow!
Khaemwaset: Would you like my handcuffs?
cory0210: Now then. we have 10 minutes left in the show I would like to fill with a special segmetn:
cory0210: "On a more serious note".
cory0210: As you might have heard, Aladdin has caused quite a bit of controversy lately.
Crone: no?!
Sagen: Stuff him in his lamp!
cory0210: Here is our special report, courtesy of BooBoo Blooging inc.
cory0210: Editorial: Aladdin put up a compound in SA that is in the shape of a Swastika. I am thoroughly opposed to this symbol of hatred present in our game. Number 3 of the rules of conduct states we the people can punish someone if we don't like what they do. I say, speak to your DP's and have a DP request from Aladdin that his compound be changed and/or ban him from the game. We are losing people daily in game and this is one more reason to leave. This is not endorsing individuality as Aladdin states, it is endorsing a symbol of hatred and death.
cory0210: Here at male oprah, we support individuality, but not to such an extent.
cory0210: We believe that the symbol is unnacceptable.
cory0210: And, when asked about it, aladdin made the followign statemetn.
cory0210: [The symbol] in real life? Ignorence, blind hatred, racisim, intolerince.
cory0210: What I wish for it to represent here is individuality, the right ot be different. ironically,the opposite of the modern day swastika.
cory0210: Whilst we are all entitled to ourown opionons, but at male oprah, not to these extremes.
Sagen: Burn him at the stake!!! Burn! Burn!
cory0210: So please, if you see the demi-pharaoh around, talk to them about it, but don't burn him at the stake.
BooBoo: Off with his head
Sagen: Anybody have a light? My hookah went out
cory0210: Allright, thats all the time we have for today!
Morrigan: points flamethrower at Sagen
Morrigan: :)
cory0210: Male oprah is a Funtasy network production, in association with PRET>
cory0210: Please come back nextsunday for another exciting show, and see a lof of this show on or wiki page.
Crone: how many Egyptians did emigrate because of this incident?
cory0210: CORY OUT!

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cory0210: Hello and welcome to Male Oprah, supported by your local Funtasy mic station!
cory0210: Paid in part by PRET, in association with Elfus!
cory0210: Today, we have a killer show for you, with Better Camps and Gardens Awards, a "Yo Mamma!" contest, and a section
known as "On a more serious note.".
cory0210: To begin with, we would like to thank all participants of better camps and gardens!
BlueGrass: Yay
cory0210: Your creations were all incredible, and they have certainly pleased Elfus's wife Karmen.
Sindelicious: yep
cory0210: Now then, we'll have the results of this later in the show!
Karmen: Bah, My elfus is lazy, letting others do the work for him!
Tzalaa: typical male...
cory0210: Ah! Karmen has decided to join us! How about a round of applause for the lovely lady!
truanna: figures, they're gonna m ake us sit through the yo mamma jokes to find out who won BC&G
Elfus: *Goes Into hiding behind cory*
Crone: *clap clap*
Karmen: Hmmm *Bats Eyelashes at Crone*
cory0210: Before that gets too far *shoves Karmen away from Crone*, Elfus, our producer, has arranged a Yo Mamma Contest!
MariahBoPeep: *whistle*
cory0210: Elfus, tel us the contestents, and what theywill win!
Elfus: Yerbouti and Sefet are our contestants
Elfus: They wint he fabulous prize of 1 grass! And a place in the show's hall of fame!
cory0210: Thats fabulous!
Karmen: And I'm gonna throw in a Huge Quartz, For my own amusement
Elfus: Karmen! We need that Quartz!
Elfus: We only have 30 at the GH!
cory0210: Well then, its too late now Elfus!
cory0210: Okay, Yerbouti, Sefet, are you ready?
cory0210: I hear sefet is in an airship, so he may have a bit of interference!
Yerbouti: But of course!
Elfus: Contestants! The Rules! cory?
Sefet: All set to go!
cory0210: The rules of the contest are simple:
Sefet: Like Yerbouti's mom.
cory0210: Throw your best yo mamma jokes at the other contestant, based on their joke. Lets go!
MariahBoPeep: lmao
Yerbouti: Now Sefet, don't complain about the bumpy airship, it rides better than yo momma.
cory0210: Oh Burn!
MariahBoPeep: oooooooo snap
Sefet: Yeah, Yo momma's so fat we call flying machines 'airships', cause she's got a copyright on "blimp" and she's so fat
her butt needs its own breezeway.
cory0210: What a dis!
BooBoo: lmao
Yerbouti: Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a yellow jacket people mistake her for a taxi.
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat, the only recipe she knows is "chicken meat" "oil" and "salt" and she's so nasty all the crabs in
Egypt are in her pants!
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so ugly, when she picks her nose, the boogers look kinda cute.
cory0210: Those are some fat and ugly mammas!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy attracted her by leaving straw in a pen and she's so fat she needs a cornerstone!
BooBoo: omg that is fat
Elfus: Ouch! Poor Mom's!
cory0210: You gonna take that yerbouti?
Yerbouti: Yo monkey is so ugly, we thought it was yo momma.
cory0210: Oh, thats a thrid degree burn!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly her last job was modeling for the beetle garden
Yerbouti: Yo momma's so fat, after she got off the chariot, the horse limped for a week.
RosieRazor: lol
Sefet: Your momma's so fat her only acro move is "Wobble"!
Karmen: 4th degree burn on Yerbout!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb she thinks "distaff" is what "dat infection she got" is and she's so fat people hide cicada cages
in her rolls!
cory0210: I'd hate to find that cage!
RosieRazor: omg Sefet hahaha
Crone: lots of points for that cicada
Elfus: Yerbouti! Show us your worth!
cory0210: Okay contestants, its time for our lightening round!
Karmen: Stupid Sefet! Now i have to go comfort Yerbouti's mom
Yerbouti: Yo momma is like the Saqqara Zoo stinky and free on wednesdays.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits and she's so fat, you had to learn Structure Reinforcement
before she could start sleeping inside!
cory0210: Slap each other with as many you mamma jokes as you can in the next two minutes to wrap up or contest in this
lightening round!
cory0210: 3
cory0210: 2
cory0210: 1
cory0210: Goooooo!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so fat she has her own School of Arch.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits
Elfus: *Shows the crowd a sign with "laugh" on it*
Yerbouti: Yo momma so hairy when you were born you had rugburn the rest of your life
Sefet: Yo momma's so greasy, you could put a deep well in her hair and she's so fat, you could use her her sweat to light
ritual torches
Yerbouti: Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Sefet: Yo momma's teeth so crooked, she chews sideways
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so stupid, she asked if her ass made her ass look fat.
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb so thinks "resin" is dried up grapes.
cory0210: Only 30 seconds left!
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat when she bathes in Adn, it floods in Saqqarah!
Yerbouti: Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Peret and it's still printing ...
Sefet: Heck, yo momma's so fat the last time she got in the ocean, Atlantis sank!
EvilSnowman: Ha!
Yerbouti: Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.
cory0210: Okay contestants, thats it@
Sefet: *bows to Yerbouti*
BooBoo: gives applause to the contestants
Yerbouti: wipes sweat from brow "Whew"
RosieRazor: lol nice job to both of you :)
Elfus: *Gives applause to BooBoo*
cory0210: Elfus and I have watched this contest and come up with our winners, but we want egypt to decide as well! Who do
you think won?
cory0210: Okay, now then, on to the final portion of our show (yes, we do practice portion control here!): The Better Camps
and Gardnes Awards!
cory0210: Or, as I like to call them, the Campies!
truanna: thwaps CoPrah upside da head. BCAG results! BCAG results! Spit em out already!
cory0210: Our Judging process went by color, design, and overall impression.
Elfus: First off, I'd like to thank our judges, Ariella, Seba, cory
cory0210: Togehter, Elfus, Seba, Aryballa, and I have roamed egypt...
cory0210: Now, I turn the show over to Elfus for the results! Elfus!
Elfus: Hello everyone!
Elfus: Oh wait, Toilet Pause, 5 minutes
Orrin: Ehm... Studio correction. Cory got fired for libel.
Katma: hi
Elfus: Just joking, egypt!
ombori: hi
cory0210: Please, do get on with it Elfus!
Elfus: Before i'd like to start, remember: Don't vote Orrin for DP!
Tzalaa: whyever not?
Orrin: *elfus got fired too*
cory0210: Please folks, ignore Orrin the evil.
BooBoo: and at cory also
cory0210: Now then, lets get to the results!
Elfus: Okay, I'm gonna start with the top 7!
Orrin: Orrin is evil cos he's a stuck floating blimp on a speed of 56kb/s due to the retarded phone company
cory0210: Okay folks, I'm silencing orrin.
cory0210: Please continue Elfus, I'm sure everyone is dying to know.
Rania: be nice to Orrin he cant help it
Elfus: On the seventh Place, we have Halana, with Stillwaters of Halicarnassus
cory0210: A round of applause for Halana!
Crone: *clap clap*
BooBoo: clap clap
Crone: looks at Katma
Elfus: Oh wait, Halan is sixth, and Tzalaa is seventh
Rania: woot Halana :)
IaruHetep: *claps in a circular motion*
Tzalaa: woohoo
cory0210: Now then, in 6th place we have....
BooBoo: clap clap
truanna: *clapclaps for both tzalaa and halana*
Elfus: On a fifth Place, We have Lill, With the Egyptian Life Guildhall
BooBoo: clap clap yay lill and el
cory0210: Quite a spectacular feat of design, but lacking a bit in size.
Orrin: yes truanna, please stick to hand claps. Bingo wings are not nice.
Elfus: On a 4th place, we have Sesnut & Injeru, With the Valley of Hathor's bowl
truanna: shaddup orrin, or I'll bonk you with your rod again
BooBoo: clap clap
cory0210: In third place is...
Rania: clap clap
Elfus: Shemei!
Elfus: With Dag and Shem's Retreat
BooBoo: clap clap
Sefet: *clap clap*
Then we have Dustitwister!
truanna: that's it, pummel him with rotten tomatoes!
cory0210: And the winner is....
Elfus: Hanid and Rania with Utopia!
Shemei: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlueGrass: Wooot!!!!
Tzalaa: hands Truanna a basket of tomatoes and eggs
truanna: yay! gratz hanid and rania!
Sashagirl: Yells Congradulations to all winners
Crone: Grats people *clap clap clap*
BooBoo: woooooott Congrats clap clap
DustiTwister: Congrats To All Winners =D
Sefet: *clap clap clap clap*!!!
cory0210: Congradulations Hanid adn Rania, your design was impecable!
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you!
Tzalaa: I hope you're gonna tell us the other places too?
Elfus: They had a fabulous score of 9, 81!
Elfus: Dusti got 9,18 fyi
cory0210: Absolutely incredible!
truanna: now everyone pummel Elfus with rotten veggies! And orrin too!
Crone: Yo momma is so fat she didnt fit in that pyramid
Rania: thank you all and to BlueGrass for his awsome pyrmid :)
Chelsis: Now where do i find out top 14 and 21? I would like to see where i placed. ty. :)
cory0210: Full results (in order) are:
Elfus: Hanid DustiTwister Shemei Sesnut Lill Halana Tzalaa Aubery nebkhepure Vixsin truanna TeaAira Almelkehdes Klasher
Beah MariahBoPeep Chelsis darkfyre Obol BooBoo Asum Pharahmoan Ryssa Sindelicious Duplus Elvodel fahli Casino
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you for enterign!
Katma: ...mine is so bad it didnt even make worse hovels and dumps list...
Elfus: You didn't enter either
cory0210: Okay, now that better camps and gardens are over, I would like to thank you all for coming out today!
cory0210: Our next male oprah show will be next sunday, and I hope to see you all there for more festivites!
Elfus: If you were in the contest, please leave a chat open, so i can manage prizes
Orrin: No cory, you're the only person that came out today. The rest of us didnt switch our sexuality.
Elfus: prizes will be distributed the coming week
Crone: have to admit, this was fun
BooBoo: batting your eyelashes cory was a dead giveaway
cory0210: Also, as a PRET function, we are open to suggestions, just leave them with elfus or on our wiki page!
cory0210: Okay folks!
Katma: what r we doing for halloween?
Orrin: that's being thought about...
cory0210: Male Oprah is a PRET Production, directed by Elfus, in asssociation with the Funtasy Mic Guild.
Crone: There's no halloween in Egypt?
Orrin: I'm saying no more than that.
cory0210: There will be crone.
cory0210: Thank you all for being here!
cory0210: --- Male Oprah out! (Links to follow) ---
cory0210: Better Camps and Gardens Locations:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Events/Better_Camps_and_Gardens
cory0210: Male Oprah show site:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/The_Male_Oprah_Show
Elfus: Another Producer Note: Pacer built the garden that was #5 for Lill, a sign of true love!
cory0210: And, the big "c" guild announcement:
cory0210: Otter and I (BruceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun,
Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to
them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo
much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your
support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is
the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.
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Otter and I (BryceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun, Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.
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*Birthday Queen: BooBoo
*Stonking Great Gardeners: Hanid and Rania.
*Stonking Great Gardener Runner-Up: Dustitwister.
*Momma Punisher: Sefet
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Female Punisher: MariahBoPeep
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Male Punisher: Teppy

== Just Poke ==

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Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna poke em like they do on helpless days
Poke em let em poke me poke it baby stay with me, I love it
Luck and intuition poke the best with pokes to start
And after he's been poked I'll poke the one that's on his heart

oh, oh, oh
I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
oh, oh, oh
I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got

can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)
can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)

p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)
p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)

I wanna poke with him a hard poke we will be
a little poking is fun when you're with me, I love it
Pokeing roulette is not the same without a hand
and baby when its poke if its not rough it isn't fun, fun

oh, oh, oh
I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
oh, oh, oh
I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got

can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)
can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)

p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)
p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)

I won't tell you that I'll poke you
touch or bruise you
cause i'm bluffin' with my pokin'
i'm not lying i'm just stunnin' wit my poke-a-poke-poking

just like a chick in a guild
poke your face before I poke you out
i promise this, promise this
check this poke cause I'm fabulous

can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)
can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)

can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)
can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)

can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)
can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)

p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)
p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)

p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)
p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)

p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)
p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)

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Lead Producer: Elfus<br>
In coordination with: The Funtasy Mic Guild<br>
A PRET Production.<br>
And Don't forget... CORY!
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cory0210: Flight attendents, please crosscheck and prepare for takeoff.
cory0210: Hello everyone, and welcome to male oprah! Today we have a jam packed show for you, all broadcast from a fictionalairship!
cory0210: To begin with....
cory0210: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOOBOOO@
BooBoo: omg ty ty :D *blushes
cory0210: Come on everyone, congradulate her on yet another 29th!
BooBoo: i would like to take this opportunity to thank all the little people that helped me get to 29 again :D
Choltai: <claps>
Crone: yes lets congratulate him with getting a year older... which means, sorry to say closer to... you know.
Crone: Happy birthday anyways BooBoo
cory0210: *her
Crone: sorry sorry... her :))
BooBoo: him ? omg, looks down
cory0210: Okay, so, we have numerous festivities planned to mark this even!
cory0210: Most of which are BooBoo central!
BooBoo: pushes her boobies off the keyboard
cory0210: To start, we have.... The Male Oprah Book Club!
Crone: *clap clap* BooBoo BooBoo BooBoo
cory0210: As you all know, we honor anindividual each month for excellence in writing, and this moth its....
cory0210: BooBoo!
BooBoo: :D
Crone: lol
cory0210: Every day (nearly) she contributes a peice of literature to the egyptian database.
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/User:BooBoo
BooBoo: ty i couldn't do the blog without all of the wonderful people of Egypt.
cory0210: Ranging from embarassing moments in her real life, to serious issues.
cory0210: BooBoo's blog encompasses all.
cory0210: So, lets talk about it BooBoo. What drives you to write eachday?
BooBoo: crazy real life drives me... and annoying things about egypt :D and teppy
Crone: is this the more serious part, or is this the teppy bashing?
cory0210: Serious.
BooBoo: seriously....
cory0210: So, I've picked a small peice from your blog I'd like to share with everyone:
cory0210: Girls Will Be Girls
cory0210: Girls will be Girls. My neighbor Pitaboo and I were showing our fellow YaYa Kelly around the new decorations that Kaayru worked on yesterday. Well, leave it to Kelly to decide the new cushiony potted trees looked like cupcakes and she could play hide and seek in them. All of a sudden, Kelly was in the tree (you can see her ponytail and arm) and Pitaboo and I were in the cupcake (which the pots under the trees will now be forever known as) BryceCicada came over to take a peek at the new cupcakes and snake, as well as VicVic. All of a sudden a hookah appeared and everyone was partying. It was great to just hang out in Egypt not doing much of anything except the most important thing you can do, have a great time with friends.
cory0210: Care to comment on that?
cory0210: (March 25, 2009
BooBoo: that was a great moment... all the yaya's partying... bryce enjoying all the yaya's... we had a great day and i love to document great days.
kuupid: boo
BooBoo: kuupid :D
cory0210: I see, so, have you taken a bit out of your cupcake lately?
cory0210: I know I tried to.. but it tasted odd.
kuupid: hey BooBoo :)
BooBoo: ahh the cupcakes are still there but they seem to grow back bigger after every bite
cory0210: I see.
kuupid: lol
cory0210: Now then, there are also real life moments in your blog... let me see here...
BooBoo: they say daily.... Bite Me
cory0210: March 12, 2009:
cory0210: Miniscule ranting... So.... I decided to put my little announcement on E! So maybe lots of people would gather round and enjoy an evening staring at the stars. I didn't copy and paste from the below mentioned blurb, I did a copy and paste from my document I saved that unfortunately didn't have the GMT information that merek was so kind to pass on to me last night. Well... (Lifts and dips shoulders) some peeps got irritated that I didn't add the GMT. Of course I said I was sorry and its 11pm GMT because I didn't want anyone to feel slighted and I also didn't want anyone to miss out on the big event. Well a whole discussion ensued about the time of eastern, eastern daylight, GMT time, etc, etc... So henceforth the announcement will say 11pm GMT. Now... Since I live in New York City, if I went around and said to someone, hey there, come on over, we're having a bash at 11pm GMT, everyone would look at me like I was nuts. But since I'm here in Egypt I have to get used to that stuff. The problem is I'm blonde. So now it's -4 GMT which is 7pm eastern my time. But when the clocks change AGAIN it will AGAIN be -5 GMT. That is waaaay too much thinking for me. It's bad enough that I haven't changed my clock in the living room from the time change last Sunday at 2am eastern NYC time here where I am sitting right this second and don't tell anyone but I can't figure out how to change the time on the radio in my car which I've only had to change 18 times over the last 9 years, AND I still can't figure it out.'
BooBoo: well....
cory0210: Would you say you have connection issues?
BooBoo: ahhh no
cory0210: Internal clock problems?
BooBoo: But in regards to that rant
kuupid: I have connection issues, my legs don't want to connect to my feet :)
cory0210: I see we have quite the talkative audience member...
BooBoo: one of the issues is being resolved on 11/1, the clocks are being changed again, so the clock in my car will be right again
cory0210: I see.
cory0210: Does the audience have any questions for madame boo?
Khaemwaset: If you were not destined to marry Sami... would you marry me?
BooBoo: no no one has any questions.
Choltai: Awwwww!
Morrigan: what's your phone number, beautiful?
BooBoo: oh my Khaemwaset.. I'm afraid its in my destiny to marry Sami eventually
BooBoo: but ty so much for asking...
cory0210: Any other questions before we move on?
BooBoo: move on... i'm embarrassed...lol
Crone: BooBoo is Egypt that boring that you are writing a blog?
kuupid: can we burn Sami in a vigil?
Crone: Oh wait that was for the Teppy bashing, sorry
BooBoo: ahhh no its not boring, its exciting
RaasAlHayya: BooBoo, do you have any beauty tips to share?
BooBoo: omg kuupid, no sami burning please... my darling is destined for me
BooBoo: Yes RaasalHayya.....
kuupid: well dang, then we won't burn him on one condition
BooBoo: Beauty tip number 1 - always use deodorant before you start the flax gin
BooBoo: Beauty Tip number 2
kuupid: And that is you make him give us new clothes to wear :)
kuupid: Or we burn him in a vigil
BooBoo: a creamed earth light is good for facial wrinkles
cory0210: Any more questions?
Morrigan: sounds off of crashing and a drum being jumped on...
Khaemwaset: Will you marry me please darling Boo (number of times asked BooBoo to marry me=2)
cory0210: My goodness, what a birthday this is!
BooBoo: *Hopes Sami isn't watching this*
Choltai: That is so sweet! Khaem is nice guy BooBoo.
cory0210: Well, now we have a surprise for all of you, including madame Boo........
Khaemwaset: <<wonders if he should wear his Birthday Suit?
cory0210: Singing her hit song, Poke-Her Face.... Lady YaYa!!!
cory0210: (oh god khaemwaset, please no.)
Morrigan: Lady Yaya enters in a very revealing black camelhide jumpsuit and pure gold wire wig.
BooBoo: OMG Lady YAYA
Morrigan: Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah
Morrigan: I wanna poke em like they do on helpless days Poke em let em poke me poke it baby stay with me, I love it Luck and intuition poke the best with pokes to start And after he's been poked I'll poke the one that's on his heart
Morrigan: oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
Morrigan: wiggles a little to show what she's got
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
Morrigan: I wanna poke with him a hard poke we will be a little poking is fun when you're with me, I love it Pokeing roulette is not the same without a hand and baby when its poke if its not rough it isn't fun, fun
Morrigan: oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
Darwishi: ^.^
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
Morrigan: I won't tell you that I'll poke you touch or bruise you cause i'm bluffin' with my pokin' i'm not lying i'm just stunnin' wit my poke-a-poke-poking
Morrigan: laughs very loud as she waves a poker in Cory's face
BooBoo: **jumps up and down clapping for lady YAYA**
Choltai: <claps along>
Morrigan: just like a chick in a guild poke your face before I poke you out i promise this, promise this check this poke cause I'm fabulous
Crone: *dancing*
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
Morrigan: hooks a rope over the chandelier and hangs herself from it, slitting her wrist as she flies up.
BooBoo: *** clap clap clap YAYA YAYA chants YAYA
Morrigan: quietly murmurs the last chorus.
Choltai: <gasps> What just happened?
cory0210: There you have it!
Morrigan: Yayas forever....
cory0210: CLAP@
cory0210: CLAP
cory0210: CLAP
Crone: WOOOOoooooOOOOOO
cory0210: Just so you know, the YaYa's are a egyptwide sisterhood, known for screaming YAYA at random times.
BlackBeast: Ride the storm, life goes on, life goes on, ride the storm
Crone: YAYA
BlackBeast: For depressed people :D
cory0210: Okay, on the note of depression...
cory0210: A note from our sponser!
Morrigan: what depression?
Morrigan: drips blood on Cory
BlackBeast: Nothing :D
Morrigan: This stuff makes money, buster!
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BlackBeast: I just can't get get a player's father let me marry her doughter.
cory0210: Now then, on to our next portion...
cory0210: THe Teppy Bash!
Morrigan: So screw the father...
cory0210: The rules ofthis contest are simple.
BlackBeast: Heh :D
Morrigan: O can I drip blood on him too?
kuupid: he might like to be screwed
cory0210: Each player may post one joke to funtasy, one and only one, that bashes Teppy a ton.
cory0210: The winner gets a moprah badge and a small present, as well as thee joke highlighted on the wiki.
Morrigan: Guaranteed full of bugs!
cory0210: Now then... BEGIN! You have 3 minutes.
Sagen: How many Teppys does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but it takes 3 years
Crone: :))
BooBoo: lol
cory0210: Crone, BooBoo, make some jokes!
BlackBeast: How many Teppy's are needed to change a tale? None... It won't change with Teppy xD
Orrin: There once was a monkey named Fred, Who awoke with Teppy in bed. Alarmed, Fred shouted, Whilst Teppy just pouted, And complained that the hookah had gone to his head.
Choltai: <laughs>
Crone: Teppy time: GMT+1000
cory0210: one minute left.
BlackBeast: Finish him!
BooBoo: instead of jokes about teppy why can't we just bash him for 2 minutes
cory0210: after the jokes, birthday girl.
cory0210: As for mine (taken from orrin) I have two words: Tale 5.
BlackBeast: xD
cory0210: BZZZZ
cory0210: Times up!
BooBoo: there are hardly any jokes because there are hardly any people in egypt anymore
cory0210: Nowthat you've seen the jokes, /tell me with who you think won! one voter per customer, not valid in srillanka.
BlackBeast: Teppy IQ: -230
Crone: and noone was expecting to tell a joke
Crone: Sagen
BooBoo: Sagen
Kuviena: Hey, what's wrong with Sri Lanka?
Crone: *sigh* /tell me didn't work
Morrigan: I wanna poke him like they do on helpless days Poke em let em poke me poke it baby stay with me, I love it Luck and intuition poke the best with pokes to start And after he's been poked I'll poke the one that's on his heart
BooBoo: omg LADY YAYA
Sagen: bows
cory0210: Okay!
Morrigan: see? not dead, not depressed, just hangin' as Yayas do!
Khaemwaset: yay Sagen
BlackBeast: And the winner is:
cory0210: SAGEN!
Khaemwaset: <applauds>
BlackBeast: I failed...
BooBoo: clap clap
Crone: *clap clap*
BlackBeast: nukes!
cory0210: now you can just plain bash teppy
Crone: I fear gaming though
Morrigan: sits on teppy's head and pulls his ears off.
BooBoo: teppy doesn't let Sami come around for photo ops with me anymore i'm very angry about that
cory0210: Does anyone share this anger?
Morrigan: aw I thought you meant literally bash....
cory0210: Here on male oprah we are all about emotional sharing.
Morrigan: sticks the ears back on
BooBoo: lol
cory0210: If not, were moving on to a special report.
BlackBeast: Teppy Joke: What do you need to make Sami run?... BooBoo
Crone: Teppy is never late, he has 2 hours more each day
Morrigan: haha BB
Choltai: LOL
BooBoo: smacks BlackBeast
cory0210: Oh dear, wheres our group psychiatrist!
BlackBeast: *ouch* :D
cory0210: Oh wait, thats me... *goes into dr. phill mode*.
BooBoo: smacks cory0210
Morrigan: wades into the fight, loading her rocket laucher
cory0210: Oh no!
BlackBeast: xD
cory0210: Okay!
cory0210: Lets move on, shall we?
Crone: Teppy runs the only game where gaming isnt allowed
Khaemwaset: ----Officer Khaem is plodding up the street--- he doesnt want any trouble
BooBoo: throws mud at cory
BlackBeast: Teppy joke: What do you need to make Wahim happy?... Sami's Death...
cory0210: Its been brought to our attention at an epidemic has swept the streets of Egypt: Hoookah abuse.
BooBoo: Hookah or Hooker?
cory0210: Hookah.
Morrigan: lights up a large Havana
Sagen: If you see me tonight with an illegal smile, well it don't cost very much and it lasts a long while...
cory0210: Every day, at least one egyptian family is torn appart by this epidimic, such as Sagen's.
Crone: Hooker but then with a yo momma's accent
cory0210: You see, Sagen once had a loving, caring family.
cory0210: But now, he is but a simple nomadic farmer, sucking on a hookah for dear life.
cory0210: And when is intoxication is high, he continues.
Sagen: Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone, I was just tryin to have me some fun!
Morrigan: these men, they do love to suck....
Khaemwaset: Oy Morrigan!
cory0210: You see, Sagen was convicted of thrid degegree Camel murder.
BooBoo: Sagen sucks?
Morrigan: wait your turn Khaem...
Morrigan: :P
Sagen: Hey! I resemble that!
cory0210: Poor Sagen has no where to turn.
cory0210: Thats why, as of today, Male Oprah is oppening the "Hookahs to Hobo's" clinic.
Morrigan: he sucked the camel to death?
Khaemwaset: Send him to Morrigan
Crone: Even Teppy doesnt understand ATITD thats why he has gamemasters
cory0210: So please, donate today, all we need are herbs and love.
Morrigan: lol I'll teach him!
Morrigan: it's not a fishing pole, it's a whip!
Sagen: Yeeeeooooow!
Khaemwaset: Would you like my handcuffs?
cory0210: Now then. we have 10 minutes left in the show I would like to fill with a special segmetn:
cory0210: "On a more serious note".
cory0210: As you might have heard, Aladdin has caused quite a bit of controversy lately.
Crone: no?!
Sagen: Stuff him in his lamp!
cory0210: Here is our special report, courtesy of BooBoo Blooging inc.
cory0210: Editorial: Aladdin put up a compound in SA that is in the shape of a Swastika. I am thoroughly opposed to this symbol of hatred present in our game. Number 3 of the rules of conduct states we the people can punish someone if we don't like what they do. I say, speak to your DP's and have a DP request from Aladdin that his compound be changed and/or ban him from the game. We are losing people daily in game and this is one more reason to leave. This is not endorsing individuality as Aladdin states, it is endorsing a symbol of hatred and death.
cory0210: Here at male oprah, we support individuality, but not to such an extent.
cory0210: We believe that the symbol is unnacceptable.
cory0210: And, when asked about it, aladdin made the followign statemetn.
cory0210: [The symbol] in real life? Ignorence, blind hatred, racisim, intolerince.
cory0210: What I wish for it to represent here is individuality, the right ot be different. ironically,the opposite of the modern day swastika.
cory0210: Whilst we are all entitled to ourown opionons, but at male oprah, not to these extremes.
Sagen: Burn him at the stake!!! Burn! Burn!
cory0210: So please, if you see the demi-pharaoh around, talk to them about it, but don't burn him at the stake.
BooBoo: Off with his head
Sagen: Anybody have a light? My hookah went out
cory0210: Allright, thats all the time we have for today!
Morrigan: points flamethrower at Sagen
Morrigan: :)
cory0210: Male oprah is a Funtasy network production, in association with PRET>
cory0210: Please come back nextsunday for another exciting show, and see a lof of this show on or wiki page.
Crone: how many Egyptians did emigrate because of this incident?
cory0210: CORY OUT!

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*_*_*_*_*_*_*_* Dramatic introduction music. *_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
cory0210: Hello and welcome to Male Oprah, supported by your local Funtasy mic station!
cory0210: Paid in part by PRET, in association with Elfus!
cory0210: Today, we have a killer show for you, with Better Camps and Gardens Awards, a "Yo Mamma!" contest, and a section
known as "On a more serious note.".
cory0210: To begin with, we would like to thank all participants of better camps and gardens!
BlueGrass: Yay
cory0210: Your creations were all incredible, and they have certainly pleased Elfus's wife Karmen.
Sindelicious: yep
cory0210: Now then, we'll have the results of this later in the show!
Karmen: Bah, My elfus is lazy, letting others do the work for him!
Tzalaa: typical male...
cory0210: Ah! Karmen has decided to join us! How about a round of applause for the lovely lady!
truanna: figures, they're gonna m ake us sit through the yo mamma jokes to find out who won BC&G
Elfus: *Goes Into hiding behind cory*
Crone: *clap clap*
Karmen: Hmmm *Bats Eyelashes at Crone*
cory0210: Before that gets too far *shoves Karmen away from Crone*, Elfus, our producer, has arranged a Yo Mamma Contest!
MariahBoPeep: *whistle*
cory0210: Elfus, tel us the contestents, and what theywill win!
Elfus: Yerbouti and Sefet are our contestants
Elfus: They wint he fabulous prize of 1 grass! And a place in the show's hall of fame!
cory0210: Thats fabulous!
Karmen: And I'm gonna throw in a Huge Quartz, For my own amusement
Elfus: Karmen! We need that Quartz!
Elfus: We only have 30 at the GH!
cory0210: Well then, its too late now Elfus!
cory0210: Okay, Yerbouti, Sefet, are you ready?
cory0210: I hear sefet is in an airship, so he may have a bit of interference!
Yerbouti: But of course!
Elfus: Contestants! The Rules! cory?
Sefet: All set to go!
cory0210: The rules of the contest are simple:
Sefet: Like Yerbouti's mom.
cory0210: Throw your best yo mamma jokes at the other contestant, based on their joke. Lets go!
MariahBoPeep: lmao
Yerbouti: Now Sefet, don't complain about the bumpy airship, it rides better than yo momma.
cory0210: Oh Burn!
MariahBoPeep: oooooooo snap
Sefet: Yeah, Yo momma's so fat we call flying machines 'airships', cause she's got a copyright on "blimp" and she's so fat
her butt needs its own breezeway.
cory0210: What a dis!
BooBoo: lmao
Yerbouti: Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a yellow jacket people mistake her for a taxi.
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat, the only recipe she knows is "chicken meat" "oil" and "salt" and she's so nasty all the crabs in
Egypt are in her pants!
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so ugly, when she picks her nose, the boogers look kinda cute.
cory0210: Those are some fat and ugly mammas!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy attracted her by leaving straw in a pen and she's so fat she needs a cornerstone!
BooBoo: omg that is fat
Elfus: Ouch! Poor Mom's!
cory0210: You gonna take that yerbouti?
Yerbouti: Yo monkey is so ugly, we thought it was yo momma.
cory0210: Oh, thats a thrid degree burn!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly her last job was modeling for the beetle garden
Yerbouti: Yo momma's so fat, after she got off the chariot, the horse limped for a week.
RosieRazor: lol
Sefet: Your momma's so fat her only acro move is "Wobble"!
Karmen: 4th degree burn on Yerbout!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb she thinks "distaff" is what "dat infection she got" is and she's so fat people hide cicada cages
in her rolls!
cory0210: I'd hate to find that cage!
RosieRazor: omg Sefet hahaha
Crone: lots of points for that cicada
Elfus: Yerbouti! Show us your worth!
cory0210: Okay contestants, its time for our lightening round!
Karmen: Stupid Sefet! Now i have to go comfort Yerbouti's mom
Yerbouti: Yo momma is like the Saqqara Zoo stinky and free on wednesdays.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits and she's so fat, you had to learn Structure Reinforcement
before she could start sleeping inside!
cory0210: Slap each other with as many you mamma jokes as you can in the next two minutes to wrap up or contest in this
lightening round!
cory0210: 3
cory0210: 2
cory0210: 1
cory0210: Goooooo!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so fat she has her own School of Arch.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits
Elfus: *Shows the crowd a sign with "laugh" on it*
Yerbouti: Yo momma so hairy when you were born you had rugburn the rest of your life
Sefet: Yo momma's so greasy, you could put a deep well in her hair and she's so fat, you could use her her sweat to light
ritual torches
Yerbouti: Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Sefet: Yo momma's teeth so crooked, she chews sideways
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so stupid, she asked if her ass made her ass look fat.
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb so thinks "resin" is dried up grapes.
cory0210: Only 30 seconds left!
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat when she bathes in Adn, it floods in Saqqarah!
Yerbouti: Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Peret and it's still printing ...
Sefet: Heck, yo momma's so fat the last time she got in the ocean, Atlantis sank!
EvilSnowman: Ha!
Yerbouti: Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.
cory0210: Okay contestants, thats it@
Sefet: *bows to Yerbouti*
BooBoo: gives applause to the contestants
Yerbouti: wipes sweat from brow "Whew"
RosieRazor: lol nice job to both of you :)
Elfus: *Gives applause to BooBoo*
cory0210: Elfus and I have watched this contest and come up with our winners, but we want egypt to decide as well! Who do
you think won?
cory0210: Okay, now then, on to the final portion of our show (yes, we do practice portion control here!): The Better Camps
and Gardnes Awards!
cory0210: Or, as I like to call them, the Campies!
truanna: thwaps CoPrah upside da head. BCAG results! BCAG results! Spit em out already!
cory0210: Our Judging process went by color, design, and overall impression.
Elfus: First off, I'd like to thank our judges, Ariella, Seba, cory
cory0210: Togehter, Elfus, Seba, Aryballa, and I have roamed egypt...
cory0210: Now, I turn the show over to Elfus for the results! Elfus!
Elfus: Hello everyone!
Elfus: Oh wait, Toilet Pause, 5 minutes
Orrin: Ehm... Studio correction. Cory got fired for libel.
Katma: hi
Elfus: Just joking, egypt!
ombori: hi
cory0210: Please, do get on with it Elfus!
Elfus: Before i'd like to start, remember: Don't vote Orrin for DP!
Tzalaa: whyever not?
Orrin: *elfus got fired too*
cory0210: Please folks, ignore Orrin the evil.
BooBoo: and at cory also
cory0210: Now then, lets get to the results!
Elfus: Okay, I'm gonna start with the top 7!
Orrin: Orrin is evil cos he's a stuck floating blimp on a speed of 56kb/s due to the retarded phone company
cory0210: Okay folks, I'm silencing orrin.
cory0210: Please continue Elfus, I'm sure everyone is dying to know.
Rania: be nice to Orrin he cant help it
Elfus: On the seventh Place, we have Halana, with Stillwaters of Halicarnassus
cory0210: A round of applause for Halana!
Crone: *clap clap*
BooBoo: clap clap
Crone: looks at Katma
Elfus: Oh wait, Halan is sixth, and Tzalaa is seventh
Rania: woot Halana :)
IaruHetep: *claps in a circular motion*
Tzalaa: woohoo
cory0210: Now then, in 6th place we have....
BooBoo: clap clap
truanna: *clapclaps for both tzalaa and halana*
Elfus: On a fifth Place, We have Lill, With the Egyptian Life Guildhall
BooBoo: clap clap yay lill and el
cory0210: Quite a spectacular feat of design, but lacking a bit in size.
Orrin: yes truanna, please stick to hand claps. Bingo wings are not nice.
Elfus: On a 4th place, we have Sesnut & Injeru, With the Valley of Hathor's bowl
truanna: shaddup orrin, or I'll bonk you with your rod again
BooBoo: clap clap
cory0210: In third place is...
Rania: clap clap
Elfus: Shemei!
Elfus: With Dag and Shem's Retreat
BooBoo: clap clap
Sefet: *clap clap*
Then we have Dustitwister!
truanna: that's it, pummel him with rotten tomatoes!
cory0210: And the winner is....
Elfus: Hanid and Rania with Utopia!
Shemei: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlueGrass: Wooot!!!!
Tzalaa: hands Truanna a basket of tomatoes and eggs
truanna: yay! gratz hanid and rania!
Sashagirl: Yells Congradulations to all winners
Crone: Grats people *clap clap clap*
BooBoo: woooooott Congrats clap clap
DustiTwister: Congrats To All Winners =D
Sefet: *clap clap clap clap*!!!
cory0210: Congradulations Hanid adn Rania, your design was impecable!
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you!
Tzalaa: I hope you're gonna tell us the other places too?
Elfus: They had a fabulous score of 9, 81!
Elfus: Dusti got 9,18 fyi
cory0210: Absolutely incredible!
truanna: now everyone pummel Elfus with rotten veggies! And orrin too!
Crone: Yo momma is so fat she didnt fit in that pyramid
Rania: thank you all and to BlueGrass for his awsome pyrmid :)
Chelsis: Now where do i find out top 14 and 21? I would like to see where i placed. ty. :)
cory0210: Full results (in order) are:
Elfus: Hanid DustiTwister Shemei Sesnut Lill Halana Tzalaa Aubery nebkhepure Vixsin truanna TeaAira Almelkehdes Klasher
Beah MariahBoPeep Chelsis darkfyre Obol BooBoo Asum Pharahmoan Ryssa Sindelicious Duplus Elvodel fahli Casino
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you for enterign!
Katma: ...mine is so bad it didnt even make worse hovels and dumps list...
Elfus: You didn't enter either
cory0210: Okay, now that better camps and gardens are over, I would like to thank you all for coming out today!
cory0210: Our next male oprah show will be next sunday, and I hope to see you all there for more festivites!
Elfus: If you were in the contest, please leave a chat open, so i can manage prizes
Orrin: No cory, you're the only person that came out today. The rest of us didnt switch our sexuality.
Elfus: prizes will be distributed the coming week
Crone: have to admit, this was fun
BooBoo: batting your eyelashes cory was a dead giveaway
cory0210: Also, as a PRET function, we are open to suggestions, just leave them with elfus or on our wiki page!
cory0210: Okay folks!
Katma: what r we doing for halloween?
Orrin: that's being thought about...
cory0210: Male Oprah is a PRET Production, directed by Elfus, in asssociation with the Funtasy Mic Guild.
Crone: There's no halloween in Egypt?
Orrin: I'm saying no more than that.
cory0210: There will be crone.
cory0210: Thank you all for being here!
cory0210: --- Male Oprah out! (Links to follow) ---
cory0210: Better Camps and Gardens Locations:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Events/Better_Camps_and_Gardens
cory0210: Male Oprah show site:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/The_Male_Oprah_Show
Elfus: Another Producer Note: Pacer built the garden that was #5 for Lill, a sign of true love!
cory0210: And, the big "c" guild announcement:
cory0210: Otter and I (BruceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun,
Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to
them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo
much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your
support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is
the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.
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Otter and I (BryceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun, Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.
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== [[Image:MaleOprah_Badges.png‎|center]]<div style="color:#efdfbd;">Badges</div> ==
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All ye' badges that are given out on behalf of Funtasy and Our Male Oprah.
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*Birthday Queen: BooBoo
*Stonking Great Gardeners: Hanid and Rania.
*Stonking Great Gardener Runner-Up: Dustitwister.
*Momma Punisher: Sefet
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Female Punisher: MariahBoPeep
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Male Punisher: Teppy

== Just Poke ==

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Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna poke em like they do on helpless days
Poke em let em poke me poke it baby stay with me, I love it
Luck and intuition poke the best with pokes to start
And after he's been poked I'll poke the one that's on his heart

oh, oh, oh
I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
oh, oh, oh
I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got

can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)
can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)

p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)
p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)

I wanna poke with him a hard poke we will be
a little poking is fun when you're with me, I love it
Pokeing roulette is not the same without a hand
and baby when its poke if its not rough it isn't fun, fun

oh, oh, oh
I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
oh, oh, oh
I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got

can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)
can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)

p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)
p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)

I won't tell you that I'll poke you
touch or bruise you
cause i'm bluffin' with my pokin'
i'm not lying i'm just stunnin' wit my poke-a-poke-poking

just like a chick in a guild
poke your face before I poke you out
i promise this, promise this
check this poke cause I'm fabulous

can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)
can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)

can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)
can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)

can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)
can't poke my, can't poke my
no he can't poke my face
(she's got to poke somebody)

p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)
p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)

p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)
p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)

p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)
p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face
(mum um mum mah)

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Lead Producer: Elfus<br>
In coordination with: The Funtasy Mic Guild<br>
A PRET Production.<br>
And Don't forget... CORY!
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=Hammers Of The Ancients=

==Introduction==

A stranger has been spotted in our lands. He seems eager to speak, but his language is not any known in Egypt. Perhaps, if you can understand him, he has knowledge to impart.

Begins Sunday, October 4, 2009 1:00 PM All of Egypt

==The Language==
(needs correcting)

*ey = a
*na = mo
*sh = s
*kal = er
*nd = v
*yk = i
*ll = n
*oi = e
*si = u
*can = con

==Transcription of Chat==

To read a copy of all the chat I was able to save, go to the link below. ~ Sharae
* http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Stranger_chat_041009

==Instructions==
===Content===
====Actual Statement====
Esh ley ceymykllo can le meyyorykey de losh eyrbresh.<br>
ndoshotrosh sheybkaleyksh esh correcte porqsie esh troyksh peylmkaley deytyklkaley ey ley dkalenkey. <br>
Deshpsiesh de ley nanteyney, de ndsietey ey ley ykzqsiykkaldey, shobre el otro ceymykllo. <br>
ndeyyksh eyl shsid. Esh siney nanteyney ey ley ykzqsiykkaldey, y deshpsiesh siney ey ley dkalenkey. <br>
Esh eyl leydo del pyke de ley nanteyney.<br>
ndoy ey reclykneyrme.<br>

====Conversion Level One====
es la camino con le mayoria de los arbres.<br>
vosotros saBerais es correcte porque es trois palmera datirera a la derecha.<br>
Despues de la montana, de vuETa a la izquierda, sobre el otro camino.<br>
vais al sud. Es una montana a la izquierda, y despues una a la derecha.<br>
Es al lado del pie de la montana.<br>
voy a reclinarme.<br>

====English====
It is the road with the most trees.<br>
you know it is correct because there are three date palms on the right.<br>
After the mountain, keep or turn left, on the other road.<br>
Go south, there is a mountain to the left, then one on the right.<br>
It is at the foot of that mountain.<br>
I am going to rest.<br>

===Other versions===
====Cory Versions====

Es la camino con le mayoria de los arbres. vosotros saberaks es correcte porque es tres palmera datilera a la derenka. Despues de la montamo, de vueta a la izquierda, sobre el otro camino. vais al sud. Es umo montamo a la izquierda, y despues umo a la derenka. Es al lado del pie de la montamo. voy a reclimorme.

It is the way with him most of the arbres. saberaks you is correct because it is three to derenka date palm. After the Montain vueta left, on the other road. going south. A Montame is left, and after the derenka a. It is near the bottom of the mountain. I lay back.

It is the way with him most of the open.
you know is correct because it is three date palm to the right.
After the pile of vueta left, on the other road.
going south. It's a lot left, and then one to the right.
It is near the bottom of the pile.
I lean back.

Events/Hammer of the Ancients

2009-10-04T22:25:35Z

Cory0210: /* Instructions */

=Hammers Of The Ancients=

==Introduction==

A stranger has been spotted in our lands. He seems eager to speak, but his language is not any known in Egypt. Perhaps, if you can understand him, he has knowledge to impart.

Begins Sunday, October 4, 2009 1:00 PM All of Egypt

==The Language==
(needs correcting)

*ey = a
*na = mo
*sh = s
*kal = er
*nd = v
*yk = i
*ll = n
*oi = e
*si = u
*can = con

==Transcription of Chat==

To read a copy of all the chat I was able to save, go to the link below. ~ Sharae
* http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Stranger_chat_041009
* [[Events/Hammer_of_the_Ancients/TranslatedConversation|Everything Translated]]

==Instructions==
===Actual Statement===
Esh ley ceymykllo can le meyyorykey de losh eyrbresh.<br>
ndoshotrosh sheybkaleyksh esh correcte porqsie esh troyksh peylmkaley deytyklkaley ey ley dkalenkey. <br>
Deshpsiesh de ley nanteyney, de ndsietey ey ley ykzqsiykkaldey, shobre el otro ceymykllo. <br>
ndeyyksh eyl shsid. Esh siney nanteyney ey ley ykzqsiykkaldey, y deshpsiesh siney ey ley dkalenkey. <br>
Esh eyl leydo del pyke de ley nanteyney.<br>
ndoy ey reclykneyrme.<br>

===Conversion Level One===
es la camino con le mayoria de los arbres.<br>
vosotros saBerais es correcte porque es trois palmera datirera a la derecha.<br>
Despues de la montana, de vuETa a la izquierda, sobre el otro camino.<br>
vais al sud. Es una montana a la izquierda, y despues una a la derecha.<br>
Es al lado del pie de la montana.<br>
voy a reclinarme.<br>

===Cory Versions===

Es la camino con le mayoria de los arbres. vosotros saberaks es correcte porque es tres palmera datilera a la derenka. Despues de la montamo, de vueta a la izquierda, sobre el otro camino. vais al sud. Es umo montamo a la izquierda, y despues umo a la derenka. Es al lado del pie de la montamo. voy a reclimorme.

It is the way with him most of the arbres. saberaks you is correct because it is three to derenka date palm. After the Montain vueta left, on the other road. going south. A Montame is left, and after the derenka a. It is near the bottom of the mountain. I lay back.

===English===
It is the road with the most trees.<br>
you know it is correct because there are three date palms on the right.<br>
After the mountain, on the or your left, on the other road.<br>
Go south, there is a mountain to the left, then one on the right.<br>
It is at the foot of that mountain.<br>
Go to.<br>

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*_*_*_*_*_*_*_* Dramatic introduction music. *_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
cory0210: Hello and welcome to Male Oprah, supported by your local Funtasy mic station!
cory0210: Paid in part by PRET, in association with Elfus!
cory0210: Today, we have a killer show for you, with Better Camps and Gardens Awards, a "Yo Mamma!" contest, and a section
known as "On a more serious note.".
cory0210: To begin with, we would like to thank all participants of better camps and gardens!
BlueGrass: Yay
cory0210: Your creations were all incredible, and they have certainly pleased Elfus's wife Karmen.
Sindelicious: yep
cory0210: Now then, we'll have the results of this later in the show!
Karmen: Bah, My elfus is lazy, letting others do the work for him!
Tzalaa: typical male...
cory0210: Ah! Karmen has decided to join us! How about a round of applause for the lovely lady!
truanna: figures, they're gonna m ake us sit through the yo mamma jokes to find out who won BC&G
Elfus: *Goes Into hiding behind cory*
Crone: *clap clap*
Karmen: Hmmm *Bats Eyelashes at Crone*
cory0210: Before that gets too far *shoves Karmen away from Crone*, Elfus, our producer, has arranged a Yo Mamma Contest!
MariahBoPeep: *whistle*
cory0210: Elfus, tel us the contestents, and what theywill win!
Elfus: Yerbouti and Sefet are our contestants
Elfus: They wint he fabulous prize of 1 grass! And a place in the show's hall of fame!
cory0210: Thats fabulous!
Karmen: And I'm gonna throw in a Huge Quartz, For my own amusement
Elfus: Karmen! We need that Quartz!
Elfus: We only have 30 at the GH!
cory0210: Well then, its too late now Elfus!
cory0210: Okay, Yerbouti, Sefet, are you ready?
cory0210: I hear sefet is in an airship, so he may have a bit of interference!
Yerbouti: But of course!
Elfus: Contestants! The Rules! cory?
Sefet: All set to go!
cory0210: The rules of the contest are simple:
Sefet: Like Yerbouti's mom.
cory0210: Throw your best yo mamma jokes at the other contestant, based on their joke. Lets go!
MariahBoPeep: lmao
Yerbouti: Now Sefet, don't complain about the bumpy airship, it rides better than yo momma.
cory0210: Oh Burn!
MariahBoPeep: oooooooo snap
Sefet: Yeah, Yo momma's so fat we call flying machines 'airships', cause she's got a copyright on "blimp" and she's so fat
her butt needs its own breezeway.
cory0210: What a dis!
BooBoo: lmao
Yerbouti: Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a yellow jacket people mistake her for a taxi.
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat, the only recipe she knows is "chicken meat" "oil" and "salt" and she's so nasty all the crabs in
Egypt are in her pants!
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so ugly, when she picks her nose, the boogers look kinda cute.
cory0210: Those are some fat and ugly mammas!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy attracted her by leaving straw in a pen and she's so fat she needs a cornerstone!
BooBoo: omg that is fat
Elfus: Ouch! Poor Mom's!
cory0210: You gonna take that yerbouti?
Yerbouti: Yo monkey is so ugly, we thought it was yo momma.
cory0210: Oh, thats a thrid degree burn!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly her last job was modeling for the beetle garden
Yerbouti: Yo momma's so fat, after she got off the chariot, the horse limped for a week.
RosieRazor: lol
Sefet: Your momma's so fat her only acro move is "Wobble"!
Karmen: 4th degree burn on Yerbout!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb she thinks "distaff" is what "dat infection she got" is and she's so fat people hide cicada cages
in her rolls!
cory0210: I'd hate to find that cage!
RosieRazor: omg Sefet hahaha
Crone: lots of points for that cicada
Elfus: Yerbouti! Show us your worth!
cory0210: Okay contestants, its time for our lightening round!
Karmen: Stupid Sefet! Now i have to go comfort Yerbouti's mom
Yerbouti: Yo momma is like the Saqqara Zoo stinky and free on wednesdays.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits and she's so fat, you had to learn Structure Reinforcement
before she could start sleeping inside!
cory0210: Slap each other with as many you mamma jokes as you can in the next two minutes to wrap up or contest in this
lightening round!
cory0210: 3
cory0210: 2
cory0210: 1
cory0210: Goooooo!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so fat she has her own School of Arch.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits
Elfus: *Shows the crowd a sign with "laugh" on it*
Yerbouti: Yo momma so hairy when you were born you had rugburn the rest of your life
Sefet: Yo momma's so greasy, you could put a deep well in her hair and she's so fat, you could use her her sweat to light
ritual torches
Yerbouti: Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Sefet: Yo momma's teeth so crooked, she chews sideways
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so stupid, she asked if her ass made her ass look fat.
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb so thinks "resin" is dried up grapes.
cory0210: Only 30 seconds left!
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat when she bathes in Adn, it floods in Saqqarah!
Yerbouti: Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Peret and it's still printing ...
Sefet: Heck, yo momma's so fat the last time she got in the ocean, Atlantis sank!
EvilSnowman: Ha!
Yerbouti: Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.
cory0210: Okay contestants, thats it@
Sefet: *bows to Yerbouti*
BooBoo: gives applause to the contestants
Yerbouti: wipes sweat from brow "Whew"
RosieRazor: lol nice job to both of you :)
Elfus: *Gives applause to BooBoo*
cory0210: Elfus and I have watched this contest and come up with our winners, but we want egypt to decide as well! Who do
you think won?
cory0210: Okay, now then, on to the final portion of our show (yes, we do practice portion control here!): The Better Camps
and Gardnes Awards!
cory0210: Or, as I like to call them, the Campies!
truanna: thwaps CoPrah upside da head. BCAG results! BCAG results! Spit em out already!
cory0210: Our Judging process went by color, design, and overall impression.
Elfus: First off, I'd like to thank our judges, Ariella, Seba, cory
cory0210: Togehter, Elfus, Seba, Aryballa, and I have roamed egypt...
cory0210: Now, I turn the show over to Elfus for the results! Elfus!
Elfus: Hello everyone!
Elfus: Oh wait, Toilet Pause, 5 minutes
Orrin: Ehm... Studio correction. Cory got fired for libel.
Katma: hi
Elfus: Just joking, egypt!
ombori: hi
cory0210: Please, do get on with it Elfus!
Elfus: Before i'd like to start, remember: Don't vote Orrin for DP!
Tzalaa: whyever not?
Orrin: *elfus got fired too*
cory0210: Please folks, ignore Orrin the evil.
BooBoo: and at cory also
cory0210: Now then, lets get to the results!
Elfus: Okay, I'm gonna start with the top 7!
Orrin: Orrin is evil cos he's a stuck floating blimp on a speed of 56kb/s due to the retarded phone company
cory0210: Okay folks, I'm silencing orrin.
cory0210: Please continue Elfus, I'm sure everyone is dying to know.
Rania: be nice to Orrin he cant help it
Elfus: On the seventh Place, we have Halana, with Stillwaters of Halicarnassus
cory0210: A round of applause for Halana!
Crone: *clap clap*
BooBoo: clap clap
Crone: looks at Katma
Elfus: Oh wait, Halan is sixth, and Tzalaa is seventh
Rania: woot Halana :)
IaruHetep: *claps in a circular motion*
Tzalaa: woohoo
cory0210: Now then, in 6th place we have....
BooBoo: clap clap
truanna: *clapclaps for both tzalaa and halana*
Elfus: On a fifth Place, We have Lill, With the Egyptian Life Guildhall
BooBoo: clap clap yay lill and el
cory0210: Quite a spectacular feat of design, but lacking a bit in size.
Orrin: yes truanna, please stick to hand claps. Bingo wings are not nice.
Elfus: On a 4th place, we have Sesnut & Injeru, With the Valley of Hathor's bowl
truanna: shaddup orrin, or I'll bonk you with your rod again
BooBoo: clap clap
cory0210: In third place is...
Rania: clap clap
Elfus: Shemei!
Elfus: With Dag and Shem's Retreat
BooBoo: clap clap
Sefet: *clap clap*
Then we have Dustitwister!
truanna: that's it, pummel him with rotten tomatoes!
cory0210: And the winner is....
Elfus: Hanid and Rania with Utopia!
Shemei: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlueGrass: Wooot!!!!
Tzalaa: hands Truanna a basket of tomatoes and eggs
truanna: yay! gratz hanid and rania!
Sashagirl: Yells Congradulations to all winners
Crone: Grats people *clap clap clap*
BooBoo: woooooott Congrats clap clap
DustiTwister: Congrats To All Winners =D
Sefet: *clap clap clap clap*!!!
cory0210: Congradulations Hanid adn Rania, your design was impecable!
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you!
Tzalaa: I hope you're gonna tell us the other places too?
Elfus: They had a fabulous score of 9, 81!
Elfus: Dusti got 9,18 fyi
cory0210: Absolutely incredible!
truanna: now everyone pummel Elfus with rotten veggies! And orrin too!
Crone: Yo momma is so fat she didnt fit in that pyramid
Rania: thank you all and to BlueGrass for his awsome pyrmid :)
Chelsis: Now where do i find out top 14 and 21? I would like to see where i placed. ty. :)
cory0210: Full results (in order) are:
Elfus: Hanid DustiTwister Shemei Sesnut Lill Halana Tzalaa Aubery nebkhepure Vixsin truanna TeaAira Almelkehdes Klasher
Beah MariahBoPeep Chelsis darkfyre Obol BooBoo Asum Pharahmoan Ryssa Sindelicious Duplus Elvodel fahli Casino
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you for enterign!
Katma: ...mine is so bad it didnt even make worse hovels and dumps list...
Elfus: You didn't enter either
cory0210: Okay, now that better camps and gardens are over, I would like to thank you all for coming out today!
cory0210: Our next male oprah show will be next sunday, and I hope to see you all there for more festivites!
Elfus: If you were in the contest, please leave a chat open, so i can manage prizes
Orrin: No cory, you're the only person that came out today. The rest of us didnt switch our sexuality.
Elfus: prizes will be distributed the coming week
Crone: have to admit, this was fun
BooBoo: batting your eyelashes cory was a dead giveaway
cory0210: Also, as a PRET function, we are open to suggestions, just leave them with elfus or on our wiki page!
cory0210: Okay folks!
Katma: what r we doing for halloween?
Orrin: that's being thought about...
cory0210: Male Oprah is a PRET Production, directed by Elfus, in asssociation with the Funtasy Mic Guild.
Crone: There's no halloween in Egypt?
Orrin: I'm saying no more than that.
cory0210: There will be crone.
cory0210: Thank you all for being here!
cory0210: --- Male Oprah out! (Links to follow) ---
cory0210: Better Camps and Gardens Locations:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Events/Better_Camps_and_Gardens
cory0210: Male Oprah show site:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/The_Male_Oprah_Show
Elfus: Another Producer Note: Pacer built the garden that was #5 for Lill, a sign of true love!
cory0210: And, the big "c" guild announcement:
cory0210: Otter and I (BruceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun,
Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to
them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo
much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your
support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is
the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.
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== [[Image:MaleOprah_TheBigC.png‎|center]]<div style="color:#efdfbd;">The Big "C"</div> ==

Otter and I (BruceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun, Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.

== [[Image:MaleOprah_Badges.png‎|center]]<div style="color:#efdfbd;">Badges</div> ==
All ye' badges that are given out on behalf of Funtasy and Our Male Oprah.
*Stonking Great Gardeners: Hanid and Rania.
*Stonking Great Gardener Runner-Up: Dustitwister.
*Momma Punisher: Sefet
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Female Punisher: MariahBoPeep
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Male Punisher: Teppy

== [[Image:MaleOprah_Credits.png‎|center]]<div style="color:#efdfbd;">Credits</div> ==

Credits:<br>
Lead Producer: Elfus<br>
In coordination with: The Funtasy Mic Guild<br>
A PRET Production.<br>
And Don't forget... CORY!

The Male Oprah Show

2009-09-27T21:02:17Z

Cory0210: /* centerPast Shows */

[[Image:MaleOprah_logo.png|center]]

''A cross between the Jerry Springer show and Oprah has hit Egypt! Please visit for the latest information. The show will be every Sunday, featuring Cory0210 as Male Oprah!''

== [[Image:MaleOprah_Upcoming.png‎|center]]<div style="color:#efdfbd;">Upcoming Show</div> ==

Suggest your ideas here!

== [[Image:MaleOprah_Past.png‎|center]]<div style="color:#efdfbd;">Past Shows</div> ==
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*_*_*_*_*_*_*_* Dramatic introduction music. *_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
cory0210: Hello and welcome to Male Oprah, supported by your local Funtasy mic station!
cory0210: Paid in part by PRET, in association with Elfus!
cory0210: Today, we have a killer show for you, with Better Camps and Gardens Awards, a "Yo Mamma!" contest, and a section
known as "On a more serious note.".
cory0210: To begin with, we would like to thank all participants of better camps and gardens!
BlueGrass: Yay
cory0210: Your creations were all incredible, and they have certainly pleased Elfus's wife Karmen.
Sindelicious: yep
cory0210: Now then, we'll have the results of this later in the show!
Karmen: Bah, My elfus is lazy, letting others do the work for him!
Tzalaa: typical male...
cory0210: Ah! Karmen has decided to join us! How about a round of applause for the lovely lady!
truanna: figures, they're gonna m ake us sit through the yo mamma jokes to find out who won BC&G
Elfus: *Goes Into hiding behind cory*
Crone: *clap clap*
Karmen: Hmmm *Bats Eyelashes at Crone*
cory0210: Before that gets too far *shoves Karmen away from Crone*, Elfus, our producer, has arranged a Yo Mamma Contest!
MariahBoPeep: *whistle*
cory0210: Elfus, tel us the contestents, and what theywill win!
Elfus: Yerbouti and Sefet are our contestants
Elfus: They wint he fabulous prize of 1 grass! And a place in the show's hall of fame!
cory0210: Thats fabulous!
Karmen: And I'm gonna throw in a Huge Quartz, For my own amusement
Elfus: Karmen! We need that Quartz!
Elfus: We only have 30 at the GH!
cory0210: Well then, its too late now Elfus!
cory0210: Okay, Yerbouti, Sefet, are you ready?
cory0210: I hear sefet is in an airship, so he may have a bit of interference!
Yerbouti: But of course!
Elfus: Contestants! The Rules! cory?
Sefet: All set to go!
cory0210: The rules of the contest are simple:
Sefet: Like Yerbouti's mom.
cory0210: Throw your best yo mamma jokes at the other contestant, based on their joke. Lets go!
MariahBoPeep: lmao
Yerbouti: Now Sefet, don't complain about the bumpy airship, it rides better than yo momma.
cory0210: Oh Burn!
MariahBoPeep: oooooooo snap
Sefet: Yeah, Yo momma's so fat we call flying machines 'airships', cause she's got a copyright on "blimp" and she's so fat
her butt needs its own breezeway.
cory0210: What a dis!
BooBoo: lmao
Yerbouti: Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a yellow jacket people mistake her for a taxi.
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat, the only recipe she knows is "chicken meat" "oil" and "salt" and she's so nasty all the crabs in
Egypt are in her pants!
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so ugly, when she picks her nose, the boogers look kinda cute.
cory0210: Those are some fat and ugly mammas!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy attracted her by leaving straw in a pen and she's so fat she needs a cornerstone!
BooBoo: omg that is fat
Elfus: Ouch! Poor Mom's!
cory0210: You gonna take that yerbouti?
Yerbouti: Yo monkey is so ugly, we thought it was yo momma.
cory0210: Oh, thats a thrid degree burn!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly her last job was modeling for the beetle garden
Yerbouti: Yo momma's so fat, after she got off the chariot, the horse limped for a week.
RosieRazor: lol
Sefet: Your momma's so fat her only acro move is "Wobble"!
Karmen: 4th degree burn on Yerbout!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb she thinks "distaff" is what "dat infection she got" is and she's so fat people hide cicada cages
in her rolls!
cory0210: I'd hate to find that cage!
RosieRazor: omg Sefet hahaha
Crone: lots of points for that cicada
Elfus: Yerbouti! Show us your worth!
cory0210: Okay contestants, its time for our lightening round!
Karmen: Stupid Sefet! Now i have to go comfort Yerbouti's mom
Yerbouti: Yo momma is like the Saqqara Zoo stinky and free on wednesdays.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits and she's so fat, you had to learn Structure Reinforcement
before she could start sleeping inside!
cory0210: Slap each other with as many you mamma jokes as you can in the next two minutes to wrap up or contest in this
lightening round!
cory0210: 3
cory0210: 2
cory0210: 1
cory0210: Goooooo!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so fat she has her own School of Arch.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits
Elfus: *Shows the crowd a sign with "laugh" on it*
Yerbouti: Yo momma so hairy when you were born you had rugburn the rest of your life
Sefet: Yo momma's so greasy, you could put a deep well in her hair and she's so fat, you could use her her sweat to light
ritual torches
Yerbouti: Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Sefet: Yo momma's teeth so crooked, she chews sideways
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so stupid, she asked if her ass made her ass look fat.
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb so thinks "resin" is dried up grapes.
cory0210: Only 30 seconds left!
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat when she bathes in Adn, it floods in Saqqarah!
Yerbouti: Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Peret and it's still printing ...
Sefet: Heck, yo momma's so fat the last time she got in the ocean, Atlantis sank!
EvilSnowman: Ha!
Yerbouti: Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.
cory0210: Okay contestants, thats it@
Sefet: *bows to Yerbouti*
BooBoo: gives applause to the contestants
Yerbouti: wipes sweat from brow "Whew"
RosieRazor: lol nice job to both of you :)
Elfus: *Gives applause to BooBoo*
cory0210: Elfus and I have watched this contest and come up with our winners, but we want egypt to decide as well! Who do
you think won?
cory0210: Okay, now then, on to the final portion of our show (yes, we do practice portion control here!): The Better Camps
and Gardnes Awards!
cory0210: Or, as I like to call them, the Campies!
truanna: thwaps CoPrah upside da head. BCAG results! BCAG results! Spit em out already!
cory0210: Our Judging process went by color, design, and overall impression.
Elfus: First off, I'd like to thank our judges, Ariella, Seba, cory
cory0210: Togehter, Elfus, Seba, Aryballa, and I have roamed egypt...
cory0210: Now, I turn the show over to Elfus for the results! Elfus!
Elfus: Hello everyone!
Elfus: Oh wait, Toilet Pause, 5 minutes
Orrin: Ehm... Studio correction. Cory got fired for libel.
Katma: hi
Elfus: Just joking, egypt!
ombori: hi
cory0210: Please, do get on with it Elfus!
Elfus: Before i'd like to start, remember: Don't vote Orrin for DP!
Tzalaa: whyever not?
Orrin: *elfus got fired too*
cory0210: Please folks, ignore Orrin the evil.
BooBoo: and at cory also
cory0210: Now then, lets get to the results!
Elfus: Okay, I'm gonna start with the top 7!
Orrin: Orrin is evil cos he's a stuck floating blimp on a speed of 56kb/s due to the retarded phone company
cory0210: Okay folks, I'm silencing orrin.
cory0210: Please continue Elfus, I'm sure everyone is dying to know.
Rania: be nice to Orrin he cant help it
Elfus: On the seventh Place, we have Halana, with Stillwaters of Halicarnassus
cory0210: A round of applause for Halana!
Crone: *clap clap*
BooBoo: clap clap
Crone: looks at Katma
Elfus: Oh wait, Halan is sixth, and Tzalaa is seventh
Rania: woot Halana :)
IaruHetep: *claps in a circular motion*
Tzalaa: woohoo
cory0210: Now then, in 6th place we have....
BooBoo: clap clap
truanna: *clapclaps for both tzalaa and halana*
Elfus: On a fifth Place, We have Lill, With the Egyptian Life Guildhall
BooBoo: clap clap yay lill and el
cory0210: Quite a spectacular feat of design, but lacking a bit in size.
Orrin: yes truanna, please stick to hand claps. Bingo wings are not nice.
Elfus: On a 4th place, we have Sesnut & Injeru, With the Valley of Hathor's bowl
truanna: shaddup orrin, or I'll bonk you with your rod again
BooBoo: clap clap
cory0210: In third place is...
Rania: clap clap
Elfus: Shemei!
Elfus: With Dag and Shem's Retreat
BooBoo: clap clap
Sefet: *clap clap*
Then we have Dustitwister!
truanna: that's it, pummel him with rotten tomatoes!
cory0210: And the winner is....
Elfus: Hanid and Rania with Utopia!
Shemei: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlueGrass: Wooot!!!!
Tzalaa: hands Truanna a basket of tomatoes and eggs
truanna: yay! gratz hanid and rania!
Sashagirl: Yells Congradulations to all winners
Crone: Grats people *clap clap clap*
BooBoo: woooooott Congrats clap clap
DustiTwister: Congrats To All Winners =D
Sefet: *clap clap clap clap*!!!
cory0210: Congradulations Hanid adn Rania, your design was impecable!
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you!
Tzalaa: I hope you're gonna tell us the other places too?
Elfus: They had a fabulous score of 9, 81!
Elfus: Dusti got 9,18 fyi
cory0210: Absolutely incredible!
truanna: now everyone pummel Elfus with rotten veggies! And orrin too!
Crone: Yo momma is so fat she didnt fit in that pyramid
Rania: thank you all and to BlueGrass for his awsome pyrmid :)
Chelsis: Now where do i find out top 14 and 21? I would like to see where i placed. ty. :)
cory0210: Full results (in order) are:
Elfus: Hanid DustiTwister Shemei Sesnut Lill Halana Tzalaa Aubery nebkhepure Vixsin truanna TeaAira Almelkehdes Klasher
Beah MariahBoPeep Chelsis darkfyre Obol BooBoo Asum Pharahmoan Ryssa Sindelicious Duplus Elvodel fahli Casino
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you for enterign!
Katma: ...mine is so bad it didnt even make worse hovels and dumps list...
Elfus: You didn't enter either
cory0210: Okay, now that better camps and gardens are over, I would like to thank you all for coming out today!
cory0210: Our next male oprah show will be next sunday, and I hope to see you all there for more festivites!
Elfus: If you were in the contest, please leave a chat open, so i can manage prizes
Orrin: No cory, you're the only person that came out today. The rest of us didnt switch our sexuality.
Elfus: prizes will be distributed the coming week
Crone: have to admit, this was fun
BooBoo: batting your eyelashes cory was a dead giveaway
cory0210: Also, as a PRET function, we are open to suggestions, just leave them with elfus or on our wiki page!
cory0210: Okay folks!
Katma: what r we doing for halloween?
Orrin: that's being thought about...
cory0210: Male Oprah is a PRET Production, directed by Elfus, in asssociation with the Funtasy Mic Guild.
Crone: There's no halloween in Egypt?
Orrin: I'm saying no more than that.
cory0210: There will be crone.
cory0210: Thank you all for being here!
cory0210: --- Male Oprah out! (Links to follow) ---
cory0210: Better Camps and Gardens Locations:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Events/Better_Camps_and_Gardens
cory0210: Male Oprah show site:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/The_Male_Oprah_Show
Elfus: Another Producer Note: Pacer built the garden that was #5 for Lill, a sign of true love!
cory0210: And, the big "c" guild announcement:
cory0210: Otter and I (BruceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun,
Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to
them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo
much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your
support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is
the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.
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== [[Image:MaleOprah_TheBigC.png‎|center]]<div style="color:#efdfbd;">The Big "C"</div> ==

Otter and I (BruceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun, Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.

== [[Image:MaleOprah_Badges.png‎|center]]<div style="color:#efdfbd;">Badges</div> ==
All ye' badges that are given out on behalf of Funtasy and Our Male Oprah.
*Stonking Great Gardeners: Hanid and Rania.
*Stonking Great Gardener Runner-Up: Dustitwister.
*Momma Punisher: Sefet
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Female Punisher: MariahBoPeep
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Male Punisher: Teppy

== [[Image:MaleOprah_Credits.png‎|center]]<div style="color:#efdfbd;">Credits</div> ==

Credits:<br>
Lead Producer: Elfus<br>
In coordination with: The Funtasy Mic Guild<br>
A PRET Production.<br>
And Don't forget... CORY!

The Male Oprah Show

2009-09-27T21:01:30Z

Cory0210: /* centerPast Shows */

[[Image:MaleOprah_logo.png|center]]

''A cross between the Jerry Springer show and Oprah has hit Egypt! Please visit for the latest information. The show will be every Sunday, featuring Cory0210 as Male Oprah!''

== [[Image:MaleOprah_Upcoming.png‎|center]]<div style="color:#efdfbd;">Upcoming Show</div> ==

Suggest your ideas here!

== [[Image:MaleOprah_Past.png‎|center]]<div style="color:#efdfbd;">Past Shows</div> ==

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*_*_*_*_*_*_*_* Dramatic introduction music. *_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
cory0210: Hello and welcome to Male Oprah, supported by your local Funtasy mic station!
cory0210: Paid in part by PRET, in association with Elfus!
cory0210: Today, we have a killer show for you, with Better Camps and Gardens Awards, a "Yo Mamma!" contest, and a section
known as "On a more serious note.".
cory0210: To begin with, we would like to thank all participants of better camps and gardens!
BlueGrass: Yay
cory0210: Your creations were all incredible, and they have certainly pleased Elfus's wife Karmen.
Sindelicious: yep
cory0210: Now then, we'll have the results of this later in the show!
Karmen: Bah, My elfus is lazy, letting others do the work for him!
Tzalaa: typical male...
cory0210: Ah! Karmen has decided to join us! How about a round of applause for the lovely lady!
truanna: figures, they're gonna m ake us sit through the yo mamma jokes to find out who won BC&G
Elfus: *Goes Into hiding behind cory*
Crone: *clap clap*
Karmen: Hmmm *Bats Eyelashes at Crone*
cory0210: Before that gets too far *shoves Karmen away from Crone*, Elfus, our producer, has arranged a Yo Mamma Contest!
MariahBoPeep: *whistle*
cory0210: Elfus, tel us the contestents, and what theywill win!
Elfus: Yerbouti and Sefet are our contestants
Elfus: They wint he fabulous prize of 1 grass! And a place in the show's hall of fame!
cory0210: Thats fabulous!
Karmen: And I'm gonna throw in a Huge Quartz, For my own amusement
Elfus: Karmen! We need that Quartz!
Elfus: We only have 30 at the GH!
cory0210: Well then, its too late now Elfus!
cory0210: Okay, Yerbouti, Sefet, are you ready?
cory0210: I hear sefet is in an airship, so he may have a bit of interference!
Yerbouti: But of course!
Elfus: Contestants! The Rules! cory?
Sefet: All set to go!
cory0210: The rules of the contest are simple:
Sefet: Like Yerbouti's mom.
cory0210: Throw your best yo mamma jokes at the other contestant, based on their joke. Lets go!
MariahBoPeep: lmao
Yerbouti: Now Sefet, don't complain about the bumpy airship, it rides better than yo momma.
cory0210: Oh Burn!
MariahBoPeep: oooooooo snap
Sefet: Yeah, Yo momma's so fat we call flying machines 'airships', cause she's got a copyright on "blimp" and she's so fat
her butt needs its own breezeway.
cory0210: What a dis!
BooBoo: lmao
Yerbouti: Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a yellow jacket people mistake her for a taxi.
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat, the only recipe she knows is "chicken meat" "oil" and "salt" and she's so nasty all the crabs in
Egypt are in her pants!
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so ugly, when she picks her nose, the boogers look kinda cute.
cory0210: Those are some fat and ugly mammas!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy attracted her by leaving straw in a pen and she's so fat she needs a cornerstone!
BooBoo: omg that is fat
Elfus: Ouch! Poor Mom's!
cory0210: You gonna take that yerbouti?
Yerbouti: Yo monkey is so ugly, we thought it was yo momma.
cory0210: Oh, thats a thrid degree burn!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly her last job was modeling for the beetle garden
Yerbouti: Yo momma's so fat, after she got off the chariot, the horse limped for a week.
RosieRazor: lol
Sefet: Your momma's so fat her only acro move is "Wobble"!
Karmen: 4th degree burn on Yerbout!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb she thinks "distaff" is what "dat infection she got" is and she's so fat people hide cicada cages
in her rolls!
cory0210: I'd hate to find that cage!
RosieRazor: omg Sefet hahaha
Crone: lots of points for that cicada
Elfus: Yerbouti! Show us your worth!
cory0210: Okay contestants, its time for our lightening round!
Karmen: Stupid Sefet! Now i have to go comfort Yerbouti's mom
Yerbouti: Yo momma is like the Saqqara Zoo stinky and free on wednesdays.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits and she's so fat, you had to learn Structure Reinforcement
before she could start sleeping inside!
cory0210: Slap each other with as many you mamma jokes as you can in the next two minutes to wrap up or contest in this
lightening round!
cory0210: 3
cory0210: 2
cory0210: 1
cory0210: Goooooo!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so fat she has her own School of Arch.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits
Elfus: *Shows the crowd a sign with "laugh" on it*
Yerbouti: Yo momma so hairy when you were born you had rugburn the rest of your life
Sefet: Yo momma's so greasy, you could put a deep well in her hair and she's so fat, you could use her her sweat to light
ritual torches
Yerbouti: Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Sefet: Yo momma's teeth so crooked, she chews sideways
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so stupid, she asked if her ass made her ass look fat.
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb so thinks "resin" is dried up grapes.
cory0210: Only 30 seconds left!
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat when she bathes in Adn, it floods in Saqqarah!
Yerbouti: Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Peret and it's still printing ...
Sefet: Heck, yo momma's so fat the last time she got in the ocean, Atlantis sank!
EvilSnowman: Ha!
Yerbouti: Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.
cory0210: Okay contestants, thats it@
Sefet: *bows to Yerbouti*
BooBoo: gives applause to the contestants
Yerbouti: wipes sweat from brow "Whew"
RosieRazor: lol nice job to both of you :)
Elfus: *Gives applause to BooBoo*
cory0210: Elfus and I have watched this contest and come up with our winners, but we want egypt to decide as well! Who do
you think won?
cory0210: Okay, now then, on to the final portion of our show (yes, we do practice portion control here!): The Better Camps
and Gardnes Awards!
cory0210: Or, as I like to call them, the Campies!
truanna: thwaps CoPrah upside da head. BCAG results! BCAG results! Spit em out already!
cory0210: Our Judging process went by color, design, and overall impression.
Elfus: First off, I'd like to thank our judges, Ariella, Seba, cory
cory0210: Togehter, Elfus, Seba, Aryballa, and I have roamed egypt...
cory0210: Now, I turn the show over to Elfus for the results! Elfus!
Elfus: Hello everyone!
Elfus: Oh wait, Toilet Pause, 5 minutes
Orrin: Ehm... Studio correction. Cory got fired for libel.
Katma: hi
Elfus: Just joking, egypt!
ombori: hi
cory0210: Please, do get on with it Elfus!
Elfus: Before i'd like to start, remember: Don't vote Orrin for DP!
Tzalaa: whyever not?
Orrin: *elfus got fired too*
cory0210: Please folks, ignore Orrin the evil.
BooBoo: and at cory also
cory0210: Now then, lets get to the results!
Elfus: Okay, I'm gonna start with the top 7!
Orrin: Orrin is evil cos he's a stuck floating blimp on a speed of 56kb/s due to the retarded phone company
cory0210: Okay folks, I'm silencing orrin.
cory0210: Please continue Elfus, I'm sure everyone is dying to know.
Rania: be nice to Orrin he cant help it
Elfus: On the seventh Place, we have Halana, with Stillwaters of Halicarnassus
cory0210: A round of applause for Halana!
Crone: *clap clap*
BooBoo: clap clap
Crone: looks at Katma
Elfus: Oh wait, Halan is sixth, and Tzalaa is seventh
Rania: woot Halana :)
IaruHetep: *claps in a circular motion*
Tzalaa: woohoo
cory0210: Now then, in 6th place we have....
BooBoo: clap clap
truanna: *clapclaps for both tzalaa and halana*
Elfus: On a fifth Place, We have Lill, With the Egyptian Life Guildhall
BooBoo: clap clap yay lill and el
cory0210: Quite a spectacular feat of design, but lacking a bit in size.
Orrin: yes truanna, please stick to hand claps. Bingo wings are not nice.
Elfus: On a 4th place, we have Sesnut & Injeru, With the Valley of Hathor's bowl
truanna: shaddup orrin, or I'll bonk you with your rod again
BooBoo: clap clap
cory0210: In third place is...
Rania: clap clap
Elfus: Shemei!
Elfus: With Dag and Shem's Retreat
BooBoo: clap clap
Sefet: *clap clap*
Then we have Dustitwister!
truanna: that's it, pummel him with rotten tomatoes!
cory0210: And the winner is....
Elfus: Hanid and Rania with Utopia!
Shemei: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlueGrass: Wooot!!!!
Tzalaa: hands Truanna a basket of tomatoes and eggs
truanna: yay! gratz hanid and rania!
Sashagirl: Yells Congradulations to all winners
Crone: Grats people *clap clap clap*
BooBoo: woooooott Congrats clap clap
DustiTwister: Congrats To All Winners =D
Sefet: *clap clap clap clap*!!!
cory0210: Congradulations Hanid adn Rania, your design was impecable!
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you!
Tzalaa: I hope you're gonna tell us the other places too?
Elfus: They had a fabulous score of 9, 81!
Elfus: Dusti got 9,18 fyi
cory0210: Absolutely incredible!
truanna: now everyone pummel Elfus with rotten veggies! And orrin too!
Crone: Yo momma is so fat she didnt fit in that pyramid
Rania: thank you all and to BlueGrass for his awsome pyrmid :)
Chelsis: Now where do i find out top 14 and 21? I would like to see where i placed. ty. :)
cory0210: Full results (in order) are:
Elfus: Hanid DustiTwister Shemei Sesnut Lill Halana Tzalaa Aubery nebkhepure Vixsin truanna TeaAira Almelkehdes Klasher
Beah MariahBoPeep Chelsis darkfyre Obol BooBoo Asum Pharahmoan Ryssa Sindelicious Duplus Elvodel fahli Casino
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you for enterign!
Katma: ...mine is so bad it didnt even make worse hovels and dumps list...
Elfus: You didn't enter either
cory0210: Okay, now that better camps and gardens are over, I would like to thank you all for coming out today!
cory0210: Our next male oprah show will be next sunday, and I hope to see you all there for more festivites!
Elfus: If you were in the contest, please leave a chat open, so i can manage prizes
Orrin: No cory, you're the only person that came out today. The rest of us didnt switch our sexuality.
Elfus: prizes will be distributed the coming week
Crone: have to admit, this was fun
BooBoo: batting your eyelashes cory was a dead giveaway
cory0210: Also, as a PRET function, we are open to suggestions, just leave them with elfus or on our wiki page!
cory0210: Okay folks!
Katma: what r we doing for halloween?
Orrin: that's being thought about...
cory0210: Male Oprah is a PRET Production, directed by Elfus, in asssociation with the Funtasy Mic Guild.
Crone: There's no halloween in Egypt?
Orrin: I'm saying no more than that.
cory0210: There will be crone.
cory0210: Thank you all for being here!
cory0210: --- Male Oprah out! (Links to follow) ---
cory0210: Better Camps and Gardens Locations:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Events/Better_Camps_and_Gardens
cory0210: Male Oprah show site:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/The_Male_Oprah_Show
Elfus: Another Producer Note: Pacer built the garden that was #5 for Lill, a sign of true love!
cory0210: And, the big "c" guild announcement:
cory0210: Otter and I (BruceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun,
Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to
them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo
much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your
support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is
the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.
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== [[Image:MaleOprah_TheBigC.png‎|center]]<div style="color:#efdfbd;">The Big "C"</div> ==

Otter and I (BruceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun, Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.

== [[Image:MaleOprah_Badges.png‎|center]]<div style="color:#efdfbd;">Badges</div> ==
All ye' badges that are given out on behalf of Funtasy and Our Male Oprah.
*Stonking Great Gardeners: Hanid and Rania.
*Stonking Great Gardener Runner-Up: Dustitwister.
*Momma Punisher: Sefet
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Female Punisher: MariahBoPeep
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Male Punisher: Teppy

== [[Image:MaleOprah_Credits.png‎|center]]<div style="color:#efdfbd;">Credits</div> ==

Credits:<br>
Lead Producer: Elfus<br>
In coordination with: The Funtasy Mic Guild<br>
A PRET Production.<br>
And Don't forget... CORY!

The Male Oprah Show

2009-09-27T20:57:46Z

Cory0210: /* The Big "C" */

[[Image:MaleOprah_logo.png|center]]

''A cross between the Jerry Springer show and Oprah has hit Egypt! Please visit for the latest information. The show will be every Sunday, featuring Cory0210 as Male Oprah!''

== [[Image:MaleOprah_Upcoming.png‎|center]]<div style="color:#efdfbd;">Upcoming Show</div> ==

Suggest your ideas here!

== [[Image:MaleOprah_Past.png‎|center]]<div style="color:#efdfbd;">Past Shows</div> ==

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*_*_*_*_*_*_*_* Dramatic introduction music. *_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
cory0210: Hello and welcome to Male Oprah, supported by your local Funtasy mic station!
cory0210: Paid in part by PRET, in association with Elfus!
cory0210: Today, we have a killer show for you, with Better Camps and Gardens Awards, a "Yo Mamma!" contest, and a section
known as "On a more serious note.".
cory0210: To begin with, we would like to thank all participants of better camps and gardens!
BlueGrass: Yay
cory0210: Your creations were all incredible, and they have certainly pleased Elfus's wife Karmen.
Sindelicious: yep
cory0210: Now then, we'll have the results of this later in the show!
Karmen: Bah, My elfus is lazy, letting others do the work for him!
Tzalaa: typical male...
cory0210: Ah! Karmen has decided to join us! How about a round of applause for the lovely lady!
truanna: figures, they're gonna m ake us sit through the yo mamma jokes to find out who won BC&G
Elfus: *Goes Into hiding behind cory*
Crone: *clap clap*
Karmen: Hmmm *Bats Eyelashes at Crone*
cory0210: Before that gets too far *shoves Karmen away from Crone*, Elfus, our producer, has arranged a Yo Mamma Contest!
MariahBoPeep: *whistle*
cory0210: Elfus, tel us the contestents, and what theywill win!
Elfus: Yerbouti and Sefet are our contestants
Elfus: They wint he fabulous prize of 1 grass! And a place in the show's hall of fame!
cory0210: Thats fabulous!
Karmen: And I'm gonna throw in a Huge Quartz, For my own amusement
Elfus: Karmen! We need that Quartz!
Elfus: We only have 30 at the GH!
cory0210: Well then, its too late now Elfus!
cory0210: Okay, Yerbouti, Sefet, are you ready?
cory0210: I hear sefet is in an airship, so he may have a bit of interference!
Yerbouti: But of course!
Elfus: Contestants! The Rules! cory?
Sefet: All set to go!
cory0210: The rules of the contest are simple:
Sefet: Like Yerbouti's mom.
cory0210: Throw your best yo mamma jokes at the other contestant, based on their joke. Lets go!
MariahBoPeep: lmao
Yerbouti: Now Sefet, don't complain about the bumpy airship, it rides better than yo momma.
cory0210: Oh Burn!
MariahBoPeep: oooooooo snap
Sefet: Yeah, Yo momma's so fat we call flying machines 'airships', cause she's got a copyright on "blimp" and she's so fat
her butt needs its own breezeway.
cory0210: What a dis!
BooBoo: lmao
Yerbouti: Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a yellow jacket people mistake her for a taxi.
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat, the only recipe she knows is "chicken meat" "oil" and "salt" and she's so nasty all the crabs in
Egypt are in her pants!
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so ugly, when she picks her nose, the boogers look kinda cute.
cory0210: Those are some fat and ugly mammas!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy attracted her by leaving straw in a pen and she's so fat she needs a cornerstone!
BooBoo: omg that is fat
Elfus: Ouch! Poor Mom's!
cory0210: You gonna take that yerbouti?
Yerbouti: Yo monkey is so ugly, we thought it was yo momma.
cory0210: Oh, thats a thrid degree burn!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly her last job was modeling for the beetle garden
Yerbouti: Yo momma's so fat, after she got off the chariot, the horse limped for a week.
RosieRazor: lol
Sefet: Your momma's so fat her only acro move is "Wobble"!
Karmen: 4th degree burn on Yerbout!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb she thinks "distaff" is what "dat infection she got" is and she's so fat people hide cicada cages
in her rolls!
cory0210: I'd hate to find that cage!
RosieRazor: omg Sefet hahaha
Crone: lots of points for that cicada
Elfus: Yerbouti! Show us your worth!
cory0210: Okay contestants, its time for our lightening round!
Karmen: Stupid Sefet! Now i have to go comfort Yerbouti's mom
Yerbouti: Yo momma is like the Saqqara Zoo stinky and free on wednesdays.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits and she's so fat, you had to learn Structure Reinforcement
before she could start sleeping inside!
cory0210: Slap each other with as many you mamma jokes as you can in the next two minutes to wrap up or contest in this
lightening round!
cory0210: 3
cory0210: 2
cory0210: 1
cory0210: Goooooo!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so fat she has her own School of Arch.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits
Elfus: *Shows the crowd a sign with "laugh" on it*
Yerbouti: Yo momma so hairy when you were born you had rugburn the rest of your life
Sefet: Yo momma's so greasy, you could put a deep well in her hair and she's so fat, you could use her her sweat to light
ritual torches
Yerbouti: Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Sefet: Yo momma's teeth so crooked, she chews sideways
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so stupid, she asked if her ass made her ass look fat.
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb so thinks "resin" is dried up grapes.
cory0210: Only 30 seconds left!
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat when she bathes in Adn, it floods in Saqqarah!
Yerbouti: Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Peret and it's still printing ...
Sefet: Heck, yo momma's so fat the last time she got in the ocean, Atlantis sank!
EvilSnowman: Ha!
Yerbouti: Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.
cory0210: Okay contestants, thats it@
Sefet: *bows to Yerbouti*
BooBoo: gives applause to the contestants
Yerbouti: wipes sweat from brow "Whew"
RosieRazor: lol nice job to both of you :)
Elfus: *Gives applause to BooBoo*
cory0210: Elfus and I have watched this contest and come up with our winners, but we want egypt to decide as well! Who do
you think won?
cory0210: Okay, now then, on to the final portion of our show (yes, we do practice portion control here!): The Better Camps
and Gardnes Awards!
cory0210: Or, as I like to call them, the Campies!
truanna: thwaps CoPrah upside da head. BCAG results! BCAG results! Spit em out already!
cory0210: Our Judging process went by color, design, and overall impression.
Elfus: First off, I'd like to thank our judges, Ariella, Seba, cory
cory0210: Togehter, Elfus, Seba, Aryballa, and I have roamed egypt...
cory0210: Now, I turn the show over to Elfus for the results! Elfus!
Elfus: Hello everyone!
Elfus: Oh wait, Toilet Pause, 5 minutes
Orrin: Ehm... Studio correction. Cory got fired for libel.
Katma: hi
Elfus: Just joking, egypt!
ombori: hi
cory0210: Please, do get on with it Elfus!
Elfus: Before i'd like to start, remember: Don't vote Orrin for DP!
Tzalaa: whyever not?
Orrin: *elfus got fired too*
cory0210: Please folks, ignore Orrin the evil.
BooBoo: and at cory also
cory0210: Now then, lets get to the results!
Elfus: Okay, I'm gonna start with the top 7!
Orrin: Orrin is evil cos he's a stuck floating blimp on a speed of 56kb/s due to the retarded phone company
cory0210: Okay folks, I'm silencing orrin.
cory0210: Please continue Elfus, I'm sure everyone is dying to know.
Rania: be nice to Orrin he cant help it
Elfus: On the seventh Place, we have Halana, with Stillwaters of Halicarnassus
cory0210: A round of applause for Halana!
Crone: *clap clap*
BooBoo: clap clap
Crone: looks at Katma
Elfus: Oh wait, Halan is sixth, and Tzalaa is seventh
Rania: woot Halana :)
IaruHetep: *claps in a circular motion*
Tzalaa: woohoo
cory0210: Now then, in 6th place we have....
BooBoo: clap clap
truanna: *clapclaps for both tzalaa and halana*
Elfus: On a fifth Place, We have Lill, With the Egyptian Life Guildhall
BooBoo: clap clap yay lill and el
cory0210: Quite a spectacular feat of design, but lacking a bit in size.
Orrin: yes truanna, please stick to hand claps. Bingo wings are not nice.
Elfus: On a 4th place, we have Sesnut & Injeru, With the Valley of Hathor's bowl
truanna: shaddup orrin, or I'll bonk you with your rod again
BooBoo: clap clap
cory0210: In third place is...
Rania: clap clap
Elfus: Shemei!
Elfus: With Dag and Shem's Retreat
BooBoo: clap clap
Sefet: *clap clap*
Then we have Dustitwister!
truanna: that's it, pummel him with rotten tomatoes!
cory0210: And the winner is....
Elfus: Hanid and Rania with Utopia!
Shemei: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlueGrass: Wooot!!!!
Tzalaa: hands Truanna a basket of tomatoes and eggs
truanna: yay! gratz hanid and rania!
Sashagirl: Yells Congradulations to all winners
Crone: Grats people *clap clap clap*
BooBoo: woooooott Congrats clap clap
DustiTwister: Congrats To All Winners =D
Sefet: *clap clap clap clap*!!!
cory0210: Congradulations Hanid adn Rania, your design was impecable!
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you!
Tzalaa: I hope you're gonna tell us the other places too?
Elfus: They had a fabulous score of 9, 81!
Elfus: Dusti got 9,18 fyi
cory0210: Absolutely incredible!
truanna: now everyone pummel Elfus with rotten veggies! And orrin too!
Crone: Yo momma is so fat she didnt fit in that pyramid
Rania: thank you all and to BlueGrass for his awsome pyrmid :)
Chelsis: Now where do i find out top 14 and 21? I would like to see where i placed. ty. :)
cory0210: Full results (in order) are:
Elfus: Hanid DustiTwister Shemei Sesnut Lill Halana Tzalaa Aubery nebkhepure Vixsin truanna TeaAira Almelkehdes Klasher
Beah MariahBoPeep Chelsis darkfyre Obol BooBoo Asum Pharahmoan Ryssa Sindelicious Duplus Elvodel fahli Casino
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you for enterign!
Katma: ...mine is so bad it didnt even make worse hovels and dumps list...
Elfus: You didn't enter either
cory0210: Okay, now that better camps and gardens are over, I would like to thank you all for coming out today!
cory0210: Our next male oprah show will be next sunday, and I hope to see you all there for more festivites!
Elfus: If you were in the contest, please leave a chat open, so i can manage prizes
Orrin: No cory, you're the only person that came out today. The rest of us didnt switch our sexuality.
Elfus: prizes will be distributed the coming week
Crone: have to admit, this was fun
BooBoo: batting your eyelashes cory was a dead giveaway
cory0210: Also, as a PRET function, we are open to suggestions, just leave them with elfus or on our wiki page!
cory0210: Okay folks!
Katma: what r we doing for halloween?
Orrin: that's being thought about...
cory0210: Male Oprah is a PRET Production, directed by Elfus, in asssociation with the Funtasy Mic Guild.
Crone: There's no halloween in Egypt?
Orrin: I'm saying no more than that.
cory0210: There will be crone.
cory0210: Thank you all for being here!
cory0210: --- Male Oprah out! (Links to follow) ---
cory0210: Better Camps and Gardens Locations:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Events/Better_Camps_and_Gardens
cory0210: Male Oprah show site:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/The_Male_Oprah_Show
Elfus: Another Producer Note: Pacer built the garden that was #5 for Lill, a sign of true love!
cory0210: And, the big "c" guild announcement:
cory0210: Otter and I (BruceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun,
Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to
them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo
much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your
support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is
the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.
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== [[Image:MaleOprah_TheBigC.png‎|center]]<div style="color:#efdfbd;">The Big "C"</div> ==

Otter and I (BruceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun, Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.

== [[Image:MaleOprah_Badges.png‎|center]]<div style="color:#efdfbd;">Badges</div> ==
All ye' badges that are given out on behalf of Funtasy and Our Male Oprah.
*Stonking Great Gardeners: Hanid and Rania.
*Stonking Great Gardener Runner-Up: Dustitwister.
*Momma Punisher: Sefet
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Female Punisher: MariahBoPeep
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Male Punisher: Teppy

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Credits:<br>
Lead Producer: Elfus<br>
In coordination with: The Funtasy Mic Guild<br>
A PRET Production.<br>
And Don't forget... CORY!

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cory0210: Hello and welcome to Male Oprah, supported by your local Funtasy mic station!
cory0210: Paid in part by PRET, in association with Elfus!
cory0210: Today, we have a killer show for you, with Better Camps and Gardens Awards, a "Yo Mamma!" contest, and a section
known as "On a more serious note.".
cory0210: To begin with, we would like to thank all participants of better camps and gardens!
BlueGrass: Yay
cory0210: Your creations were all incredible, and they have certainly pleased Elfus's wife Karmen.
Sindelicious: yep
cory0210: Now then, we'll have the results of this later in the show!
Karmen: Bah, My elfus is lazy, letting others do the work for him!
Tzalaa: typical male...
cory0210: Ah! Karmen has decided to join us! How about a round of applause for the lovely lady!
truanna: figures, they're gonna m ake us sit through the yo mamma jokes to find out who won BC&G
Elfus: *Goes Into hiding behind cory*
Crone: *clap clap*
Karmen: Hmmm *Bats Eyelashes at Crone*
cory0210: Before that gets too far *shoves Karmen away from Crone*, Elfus, our producer, has arranged a Yo Mamma Contest!
MariahBoPeep: *whistle*
cory0210: Elfus, tel us the contestents, and what theywill win!
Elfus: Yerbouti and Sefet are our contestants
Elfus: They wint he fabulous prize of 1 grass! And a place in the show's hall of fame!
cory0210: Thats fabulous!
Karmen: And I'm gonna throw in a Huge Quartz, For my own amusement
Elfus: Karmen! We need that Quartz!
Elfus: We only have 30 at the GH!
cory0210: Well then, its too late now Elfus!
cory0210: Okay, Yerbouti, Sefet, are you ready?
cory0210: I hear sefet is in an airship, so he may have a bit of interference!
Yerbouti: But of course!
Elfus: Contestants! The Rules! cory?
Sefet: All set to go!
cory0210: The rules of the contest are simple:
Sefet: Like Yerbouti's mom.
cory0210: Throw your best yo mamma jokes at the other contestant, based on their joke. Lets go!
MariahBoPeep: lmao
Yerbouti: Now Sefet, don't complain about the bumpy airship, it rides better than yo momma.
cory0210: Oh Burn!
MariahBoPeep: oooooooo snap
Sefet: Yeah, Yo momma's so fat we call flying machines 'airships', cause she's got a copyright on "blimp" and she's so fat
her butt needs its own breezeway.
cory0210: What a dis!
BooBoo: lmao
Yerbouti: Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a yellow jacket people mistake her for a taxi.
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat, the only recipe she knows is "chicken meat" "oil" and "salt" and she's so nasty all the crabs in
Egypt are in her pants!
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so ugly, when she picks her nose, the boogers look kinda cute.
cory0210: Those are some fat and ugly mammas!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy attracted her by leaving straw in a pen and she's so fat she needs a cornerstone!
BooBoo: omg that is fat
Elfus: Ouch! Poor Mom's!
cory0210: You gonna take that yerbouti?
Yerbouti: Yo monkey is so ugly, we thought it was yo momma.
cory0210: Oh, thats a thrid degree burn!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly her last job was modeling for the beetle garden
Yerbouti: Yo momma's so fat, after she got off the chariot, the horse limped for a week.
RosieRazor: lol
Sefet: Your momma's so fat her only acro move is "Wobble"!
Karmen: 4th degree burn on Yerbout!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb she thinks "distaff" is what "dat infection she got" is and she's so fat people hide cicada cages
in her rolls!
cory0210: I'd hate to find that cage!
RosieRazor: omg Sefet hahaha
Crone: lots of points for that cicada
Elfus: Yerbouti! Show us your worth!
cory0210: Okay contestants, its time for our lightening round!
Karmen: Stupid Sefet! Now i have to go comfort Yerbouti's mom
Yerbouti: Yo momma is like the Saqqara Zoo stinky and free on wednesdays.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits and she's so fat, you had to learn Structure Reinforcement
before she could start sleeping inside!
cory0210: Slap each other with as many you mamma jokes as you can in the next two minutes to wrap up or contest in this
lightening round!
cory0210: 3
cory0210: 2
cory0210: 1
cory0210: Goooooo!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so fat she has her own School of Arch.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits
Elfus: *Shows the crowd a sign with "laugh" on it*
Yerbouti: Yo momma so hairy when you were born you had rugburn the rest of your life
Sefet: Yo momma's so greasy, you could put a deep well in her hair and she's so fat, you could use her her sweat to light
ritual torches
Yerbouti: Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Sefet: Yo momma's teeth so crooked, she chews sideways
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so stupid, she asked if her ass made her ass look fat.
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb so thinks "resin" is dried up grapes.
cory0210: Only 30 seconds left!
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat when she bathes in Adn, it floods in Saqqarah!
Yerbouti: Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Peret and it's still printing ...
Sefet: Heck, yo momma's so fat the last time she got in the ocean, Atlantis sank!
EvilSnowman: Ha!
Yerbouti: Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.
cory0210: Okay contestants, thats it@
Sefet: *bows to Yerbouti*
BooBoo: gives applause to the contestants
Yerbouti: wipes sweat from brow "Whew"
RosieRazor: lol nice job to both of you :)
Elfus: *Gives applause to BooBoo*
cory0210: Elfus and I have watched this contest and come up with our winners, but we want egypt to decide as well! Who do
you think won?
cory0210: Okay, now then, on to the final portion of our show (yes, we do practice portion control here!): The Better Camps
and Gardnes Awards!
cory0210: Or, as I like to call them, the Campies!
truanna: thwaps CoPrah upside da head. BCAG results! BCAG results! Spit em out already!
cory0210: Our Judging process went by color, design, and overall impression.
Elfus: First off, I'd like to thank our judges, Ariella, Seba, cory
cory0210: Togehter, Elfus, Seba, Aryballa, and I have roamed egypt...
cory0210: Now, I turn the show over to Elfus for the results! Elfus!
Elfus: Hello everyone!
Elfus: Oh wait, Toilet Pause, 5 minutes
Orrin: Ehm... Studio correction. Cory got fired for libel.
Katma: hi
Elfus: Just joking, egypt!
ombori: hi
cory0210: Please, do get on with it Elfus!
Elfus: Before i'd like to start, remember: Don't vote Orrin for DP!
Tzalaa: whyever not?
Orrin: *elfus got fired too*
cory0210: Please folks, ignore Orrin the evil.
BooBoo: and at cory also
cory0210: Now then, lets get to the results!
Elfus: Okay, I'm gonna start with the top 7!
Orrin: Orrin is evil cos he's a stuck floating blimp on a speed of 56kb/s due to the retarded phone company
cory0210: Okay folks, I'm silencing orrin.
cory0210: Please continue Elfus, I'm sure everyone is dying to know.
Rania: be nice to Orrin he cant help it
Elfus: On the seventh Place, we have Halana, with Stillwaters of Halicarnassus
cory0210: A round of applause for Halana!
Crone: *clap clap*
BooBoo: clap clap
Crone: looks at Katma
Elfus: Oh wait, Halan is sixth, and Tzalaa is seventh
Rania: woot Halana :)
IaruHetep: *claps in a circular motion*
Tzalaa: woohoo
cory0210: Now then, in 6th place we have....
BooBoo: clap clap
truanna: *clapclaps for both tzalaa and halana*
Elfus: On a fifth Place, We have Lill, With the Egyptian Life Guildhall
BooBoo: clap clap yay lill and el
cory0210: Quite a spectacular feat of design, but lacking a bit in size.
Orrin: yes truanna, please stick to hand claps. Bingo wings are not nice.
Elfus: On a 4th place, we have Sesnut & Injeru, With the Valley of Hathor's bowl
truanna: shaddup orrin, or I'll bonk you with your rod again
BooBoo: clap clap
cory0210: In third place is...
Rania: clap clap
Elfus: Shemei!
Elfus: With Dag and Shem's Retreat
BooBoo: clap clap
Sefet: *clap clap*
Then we have Dustitwister!
truanna: that's it, pummel him with rotten tomatoes!
cory0210: And the winner is....
Elfus: Hanid and Rania with Utopia!
Shemei: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlueGrass: Wooot!!!!
Tzalaa: hands Truanna a basket of tomatoes and eggs
truanna: yay! gratz hanid and rania!
Sashagirl: Yells Congradulations to all winners
Crone: Grats people *clap clap clap*
BooBoo: woooooott Congrats clap clap
DustiTwister: Congrats To All Winners =D
Sefet: *clap clap clap clap*!!!
cory0210: Congradulations Hanid adn Rania, your design was impecable!
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you!
Tzalaa: I hope you're gonna tell us the other places too?
Elfus: They had a fabulous score of 9, 81!
Elfus: Dusti got 9,18 fyi
cory0210: Absolutely incredible!
truanna: now everyone pummel Elfus with rotten veggies! And orrin too!
Crone: Yo momma is so fat she didnt fit in that pyramid
Rania: thank you all and to BlueGrass for his awsome pyrmid :)
Chelsis: Now where do i find out top 14 and 21? I would like to see where i placed. ty. :)
cory0210: Full results (in order) are:
Elfus: Hanid DustiTwister Shemei Sesnut Lill Halana Tzalaa Aubery nebkhepure Vixsin truanna TeaAira Almelkehdes Klasher
Beah MariahBoPeep Chelsis darkfyre Obol BooBoo Asum Pharahmoan Ryssa Sindelicious Duplus Elvodel fahli Casino
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you for enterign!
Katma: ...mine is so bad it didnt even make worse hovels and dumps list...
Elfus: You didn't enter either
cory0210: Okay, now that better camps and gardens are over, I would like to thank you all for coming out today!
cory0210: Our next male oprah show will be next sunday, and I hope to see you all there for more festivites!
Elfus: If you were in the contest, please leave a chat open, so i can manage prizes
Orrin: No cory, you're the only person that came out today. The rest of us didnt switch our sexuality.
Elfus: prizes will be distributed the coming week
Crone: have to admit, this was fun
BooBoo: batting your eyelashes cory was a dead giveaway
cory0210: Also, as a PRET function, we are open to suggestions, just leave them with elfus or on our wiki page!
cory0210: Okay folks!
Katma: what r we doing for halloween?
Orrin: that's being thought about...
cory0210: Male Oprah is a PRET Production, directed by Elfus, in asssociation with the Funtasy Mic Guild.
Crone: There's no halloween in Egypt?
Orrin: I'm saying no more than that.
cory0210: There will be crone.
cory0210: Thank you all for being here!
cory0210: --- Male Oprah out! (Links to follow) ---
cory0210: Better Camps and Gardens Locations:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Events/Better_Camps_and_Gardens
cory0210: Male Oprah show site:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/The_Male_Oprah_Show
Elfus: Another Producer Note: Pacer built the garden that was #5 for Lill, a sign of true love!
cory0210: And, the big "c" guild announcement:
cory0210: Otter and I (BruceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun,
Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to
them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo
much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your
support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is
the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.
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== The Big "C" ==

Otter and I (BruceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun, Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.

== [[Image:MaleOprah_Badges.png‎|center]]<div style="color:#efdfbd;">Badges</div> ==
All ye' badges that are given out on behalf of Funtasy and Our Male Oprah.
*Stonking Great Gardeners: Hanid and Rania.
*Stonking Great Gardener Runner-Up: Dustitwister.
*Momma Punisher: Sefet
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Female Punisher: MariahBoPeep
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Male Punisher: Teppy

== [[Image:MaleOprah_Credits.png‎|center]]<div style="color:#efdfbd;">Credits</div> ==

Credits:<br>
Lead Producer: Elfus<br>
In coordination with: The Funtasy Mic Guild<br>
A PRET Production.<br>
And Don't forget... CORY!

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The Male Oprah Show

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''A cross between the Jerry Springer show and Oprah has hit Egypt! Please visit for the latest information. The show will be every Sunday, featuring Cory0210 as Male Oprah!''

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*_*_*_*_*_*_*_* Dramatic introduction music. *_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
cory0210: Hello and welcome to Male Oprah, supported by your local Funtasy mic station!
cory0210: Paid in part by PRET, in association with Elfus!
cory0210: Today, we have a killer show for you, with Better Camps and Gardens Awards, a "Yo Mamma!" contest, and a section
known as "On a more serious note.".
cory0210: To begin with, we would like to thank all participants of better camps and gardens!
BlueGrass: Yay
cory0210: Your creations were all incredible, and they have certainly pleased Elfus's wife Karmen.
Sindelicious: yep
cory0210: Now then, we'll have the results of this later in the show!
Karmen: Bah, My elfus is lazy, letting others do the work for him!
Tzalaa: typical male...
cory0210: Ah! Karmen has decided to join us! How about a round of applause for the lovely lady!
truanna: figures, they're gonna m ake us sit through the yo mamma jokes to find out who won BC&G
Elfus: *Goes Into hiding behind cory*
Crone: *clap clap*
Karmen: Hmmm *Bats Eyelashes at Crone*
cory0210: Before that gets too far *shoves Karmen away from Crone*, Elfus, our producer, has arranged a Yo Mamma Contest!
MariahBoPeep: *whistle*
cory0210: Elfus, tel us the contestents, and what theywill win!
Elfus: Yerbouti and Sefet are our contestants
Elfus: They wint he fabulous prize of 1 grass! And a place in the show's hall of fame!
cory0210: Thats fabulous!
Karmen: And I'm gonna throw in a Huge Quartz, For my own amusement
Elfus: Karmen! We need that Quartz!
Elfus: We only have 30 at the GH!
cory0210: Well then, its too late now Elfus!
cory0210: Okay, Yerbouti, Sefet, are you ready?
cory0210: I hear sefet is in an airship, so he may have a bit of interference!
Yerbouti: But of course!
Elfus: Contestants! The Rules! cory?
Sefet: All set to go!
cory0210: The rules of the contest are simple:
Sefet: Like Yerbouti's mom.
cory0210: Throw your best yo mamma jokes at the other contestant, based on their joke. Lets go!
MariahBoPeep: lmao
Yerbouti: Now Sefet, don't complain about the bumpy airship, it rides better than yo momma.
cory0210: Oh Burn!
MariahBoPeep: oooooooo snap
Sefet: Yeah, Yo momma's so fat we call flying machines 'airships', cause she's got a copyright on "blimp" and she's so fat
her butt needs its own breezeway.
cory0210: What a dis!
BooBoo: lmao
Yerbouti: Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a yellow jacket people mistake her for a taxi.
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat, the only recipe she knows is "chicken meat" "oil" and "salt" and she's so nasty all the crabs in
Egypt are in her pants!
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so ugly, when she picks her nose, the boogers look kinda cute.
cory0210: Those are some fat and ugly mammas!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy attracted her by leaving straw in a pen and she's so fat she needs a cornerstone!
BooBoo: omg that is fat
Elfus: Ouch! Poor Mom's!
cory0210: You gonna take that yerbouti?
Yerbouti: Yo monkey is so ugly, we thought it was yo momma.
cory0210: Oh, thats a thrid degree burn!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly her last job was modeling for the beetle garden
Yerbouti: Yo momma's so fat, after she got off the chariot, the horse limped for a week.
RosieRazor: lol
Sefet: Your momma's so fat her only acro move is "Wobble"!
Karmen: 4th degree burn on Yerbout!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb she thinks "distaff" is what "dat infection she got" is and she's so fat people hide cicada cages
in her rolls!
cory0210: I'd hate to find that cage!
RosieRazor: omg Sefet hahaha
Crone: lots of points for that cicada
Elfus: Yerbouti! Show us your worth!
cory0210: Okay contestants, its time for our lightening round!
Karmen: Stupid Sefet! Now i have to go comfort Yerbouti's mom
Yerbouti: Yo momma is like the Saqqara Zoo stinky and free on wednesdays.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits and she's so fat, you had to learn Structure Reinforcement
before she could start sleeping inside!
cory0210: Slap each other with as many you mamma jokes as you can in the next two minutes to wrap up or contest in this
lightening round!
cory0210: 3
cory0210: 2
cory0210: 1
cory0210: Goooooo!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so fat she has her own School of Arch.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits
Elfus: *Shows the crowd a sign with "laugh" on it*
Yerbouti: Yo momma so hairy when you were born you had rugburn the rest of your life
Sefet: Yo momma's so greasy, you could put a deep well in her hair and she's so fat, you could use her her sweat to light
ritual torches
Yerbouti: Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Sefet: Yo momma's teeth so crooked, she chews sideways
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so stupid, she asked if her ass made her ass look fat.
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb so thinks "resin" is dried up grapes.
cory0210: Only 30 seconds left!
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat when she bathes in Adn, it floods in Saqqarah!
Yerbouti: Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Peret and it's still printing ...
Sefet: Heck, yo momma's so fat the last time she got in the ocean, Atlantis sank!
EvilSnowman: Ha!
Yerbouti: Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.
cory0210: Okay contestants, thats it@
Sefet: *bows to Yerbouti*
BooBoo: gives applause to the contestants
Yerbouti: wipes sweat from brow "Whew"
RosieRazor: lol nice job to both of you :)
Elfus: *Gives applause to BooBoo*
cory0210: Elfus and I have watched this contest and come up with our winners, but we want egypt to decide as well! Who do
you think won?
cory0210: Okay, now then, on to the final portion of our show (yes, we do practice portion control here!): The Better Camps
and Gardnes Awards!
cory0210: Or, as I like to call them, the Campies!
truanna: thwaps CoPrah upside da head. BCAG results! BCAG results! Spit em out already!
cory0210: Our Judging process went by color, design, and overall impression.
Elfus: First off, I'd like to thank our judges, Ariella, Seba, cory
cory0210: Togehter, Elfus, Seba, Aryballa, and I have roamed egypt...
cory0210: Now, I turn the show over to Elfus for the results! Elfus!
Elfus: Hello everyone!
Elfus: Oh wait, Toilet Pause, 5 minutes
Orrin: Ehm... Studio correction. Cory got fired for libel.
Katma: hi
Elfus: Just joking, egypt!
ombori: hi
cory0210: Please, do get on with it Elfus!
Elfus: Before i'd like to start, remember: Don't vote Orrin for DP!
Tzalaa: whyever not?
Orrin: *elfus got fired too*
cory0210: Please folks, ignore Orrin the evil.
BooBoo: and at cory also
cory0210: Now then, lets get to the results!
Elfus: Okay, I'm gonna start with the top 7!
Orrin: Orrin is evil cos he's a stuck floating blimp on a speed of 56kb/s due to the retarded phone company
cory0210: Okay folks, I'm silencing orrin.
cory0210: Please continue Elfus, I'm sure everyone is dying to know.
Rania: be nice to Orrin he cant help it
Elfus: On the seventh Place, we have Halana, with Stillwaters of Halicarnassus
cory0210: A round of applause for Halana!
Crone: *clap clap*
BooBoo: clap clap
Crone: looks at Katma
Elfus: Oh wait, Halan is sixth, and Tzalaa is seventh
Rania: woot Halana :)
IaruHetep: *claps in a circular motion*
Tzalaa: woohoo
cory0210: Now then, in 6th place we have....
BooBoo: clap clap
truanna: *clapclaps for both tzalaa and halana*
Elfus: On a fifth Place, We have Lill, With the Egyptian Life Guildhall
BooBoo: clap clap yay lill and el
cory0210: Quite a spectacular feat of design, but lacking a bit in size.
Orrin: yes truanna, please stick to hand claps. Bingo wings are not nice.
Elfus: On a 4th place, we have Sesnut & Injeru, With the Valley of Hathor's bowl
truanna: shaddup orrin, or I'll bonk you with your rod again
BooBoo: clap clap
cory0210: In third place is...
Rania: clap clap
Elfus: Shemei!
Elfus: With Dag and Shem's Retreat
BooBoo: clap clap
Sefet: *clap clap*
Then we have Dustitwister!
truanna: that's it, pummel him with rotten tomatoes!
cory0210: And the winner is....
Elfus: Hanid and Rania with Utopia!
Shemei: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlueGrass: Wooot!!!!
Tzalaa: hands Truanna a basket of tomatoes and eggs
truanna: yay! gratz hanid and rania!
Sashagirl: Yells Congradulations to all winners
Crone: Grats people *clap clap clap*
BooBoo: woooooott Congrats clap clap
DustiTwister: Congrats To All Winners =D
Sefet: *clap clap clap clap*!!!
cory0210: Congradulations Hanid adn Rania, your design was impecable!
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you!
Tzalaa: I hope you're gonna tell us the other places too?
Elfus: They had a fabulous score of 9, 81!
Elfus: Dusti got 9,18 fyi
cory0210: Absolutely incredible!
truanna: now everyone pummel Elfus with rotten veggies! And orrin too!
Crone: Yo momma is so fat she didnt fit in that pyramid
Rania: thank you all and to BlueGrass for his awsome pyrmid :)
Chelsis: Now where do i find out top 14 and 21? I would like to see where i placed. ty. :)
cory0210: Full results (in order) are:
Elfus: Hanid DustiTwister Shemei Sesnut Lill Halana Tzalaa Aubery nebkhepure Vixsin truanna TeaAira Almelkehdes Klasher
Beah MariahBoPeep Chelsis darkfyre Obol BooBoo Asum Pharahmoan Ryssa Sindelicious Duplus Elvodel fahli Casino
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you for enterign!
Katma: ...mine is so bad it didnt even make worse hovels and dumps list...
Elfus: You didn't enter either
cory0210: Okay, now that better camps and gardens are over, I would like to thank you all for coming out today!
cory0210: Our next male oprah show will be next sunday, and I hope to see you all there for more festivites!
Elfus: If you were in the contest, please leave a chat open, so i can manage prizes
Orrin: No cory, you're the only person that came out today. The rest of us didnt switch our sexuality.
Elfus: prizes will be distributed the coming week
Crone: have to admit, this was fun
BooBoo: batting your eyelashes cory was a dead giveaway
cory0210: Also, as a PRET function, we are open to suggestions, just leave them with elfus or on our wiki page!
cory0210: Okay folks!
Katma: what r we doing for halloween?
Orrin: that's being thought about...
cory0210: Male Oprah is a PRET Production, directed by Elfus, in asssociation with the Funtasy Mic Guild.
Crone: There's no halloween in Egypt?
Orrin: I'm saying no more than that.
cory0210: There will be crone.
cory0210: Thank you all for being here!
cory0210: --- Male Oprah out! (Links to follow) ---
cory0210: Better Camps and Gardens Locations:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Events/Better_Camps_and_Gardens
cory0210: Male Oprah show site:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/The_Male_Oprah_Show
Elfus: Another Producer Note: Pacer built the garden that was #5 for Lill, a sign of true love!
cory0210: And, the big "c" guild announcement:
cory0210: Otter and I (BruceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun,
Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to
them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo
much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your
support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is
the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.
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== The Big "C" ==

Otter and I (BruceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun, Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.

== Credits ==

Credits:<br>
Lead Producer: Elfus<br>
In coordination with: The Funtasy Mic Guild<br>
A PRET Production.<br>
And Don't forget... CORY!

== Badges, Awards and other shizzle that's worth nothing ==
All ye' badges that are given out on behalf of Funtasy and Our Male Oprah.
*Stonking Great Gardener: TBA
*Stonking Great Gardener Runner-Up: TBA
*Momma Punisher: Sefet
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Female Punisher: MariahBoPeep
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual (we think) Male Punisher: Teppy

The Male Oprah Show

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''A cross between the Jerry Springer show and Oprah has hit Egypt! Please visit for the latest information. The show will be every Sunday, featuring Cory0210 as Male Oprah!''

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*_*_*_*_*_*_*_* Dramatic introduction music. *_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
cory0210: Hello and welcome to Male Oprah, supported by your local Funtasy mic station!
cory0210: Paid in part by PRET, in association with Elfus!
cory0210: Today, we have a killer show for you, with Better Camps and Gardens Awards, a "Yo Mamma!" contest, and a section
known as "On a more serious note.".
cory0210: To begin with, we would like to thank all participants of better camps and gardens!
BlueGrass: Yay
cory0210: Your creations were all incredible, and they have certainly pleased Elfus's wife Karmen.
Sindelicious: yep
cory0210: Now then, we'll have the results of this later in the show!
Karmen: Bah, My elfus is lazy, letting others do the work for him!
Tzalaa: typical male...
cory0210: Ah! Karmen has decided to join us! How about a round of applause for the lovely lady!
truanna: figures, they're gonna m ake us sit through the yo mamma jokes to find out who won BC&G
Elfus: *Goes Into hiding behind cory*
Crone: *clap clap*
Karmen: Hmmm *Bats Eyelashes at Crone*
cory0210: Before that gets too far *shoves Karmen away from Crone*, Elfus, our producer, has arranged a Yo Mamma Contest!
MariahBoPeep: *whistle*
cory0210: Elfus, tel us the contestents, and what theywill win!
Elfus: Yerbouti and Sefet are our contestants
Elfus: They wint he fabulous prize of 1 grass! And a place in the show's hall of fame!
cory0210: Thats fabulous!
Karmen: And I'm gonna throw in a Huge Quartz, For my own amusement
Elfus: Karmen! We need that Quartz!
Elfus: We only have 30 at the GH!
cory0210: Well then, its too late now Elfus!
cory0210: Okay, Yerbouti, Sefet, are you ready?
cory0210: I hear sefet is in an airship, so he may have a bit of interference!
Yerbouti: But of course!
Elfus: Contestants! The Rules! cory?
Sefet: All set to go!
cory0210: The rules of the contest are simple:
Sefet: Like Yerbouti's mom.
cory0210: Throw your best yo mamma jokes at the other contestant, based on their joke. Lets go!
MariahBoPeep: lmao
Yerbouti: Now Sefet, don't complain about the bumpy airship, it rides better than yo momma.
cory0210: Oh Burn!
MariahBoPeep: oooooooo snap
Sefet: Yeah, Yo momma's so fat we call flying machines 'airships', cause she's got a copyright on "blimp" and she's so fat
her butt needs its own breezeway.
cory0210: What a dis!
BooBoo: lmao
Yerbouti: Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a yellow jacket people mistake her for a taxi.
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat, the only recipe she knows is "chicken meat" "oil" and "salt" and she's so nasty all the crabs in
Egypt are in her pants!
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so ugly, when she picks her nose, the boogers look kinda cute.
cory0210: Those are some fat and ugly mammas!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy attracted her by leaving straw in a pen and she's so fat she needs a cornerstone!
BooBoo: omg that is fat
Elfus: Ouch! Poor Mom's!
cory0210: You gonna take that yerbouti?
Yerbouti: Yo monkey is so ugly, we thought it was yo momma.
cory0210: Oh, thats a thrid degree burn!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly her last job was modeling for the beetle garden
Yerbouti: Yo momma's so fat, after she got off the chariot, the horse limped for a week.
RosieRazor: lol
Sefet: Your momma's so fat her only acro move is "Wobble"!
Karmen: 4th degree burn on Yerbout!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb she thinks "distaff" is what "dat infection she got" is and she's so fat people hide cicada cages
in her rolls!
cory0210: I'd hate to find that cage!
RosieRazor: omg Sefet hahaha
Crone: lots of points for that cicada
Elfus: Yerbouti! Show us your worth!
cory0210: Okay contestants, its time for our lightening round!
Karmen: Stupid Sefet! Now i have to go comfort Yerbouti's mom
Yerbouti: Yo momma is like the Saqqara Zoo stinky and free on wednesdays.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits and she's so fat, you had to learn Structure Reinforcement
before she could start sleeping inside!
cory0210: Slap each other with as many you mamma jokes as you can in the next two minutes to wrap up or contest in this
lightening round!
cory0210: 3
cory0210: 2
cory0210: 1
cory0210: Goooooo!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so fat she has her own School of Arch.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits
Elfus: *Shows the crowd a sign with "laugh" on it*
Yerbouti: Yo momma so hairy when you were born you had rugburn the rest of your life
Sefet: Yo momma's so greasy, you could put a deep well in her hair and she's so fat, you could use her her sweat to light
ritual torches
Yerbouti: Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Sefet: Yo momma's teeth so crooked, she chews sideways
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so stupid, she asked if her ass made her ass look fat.
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb so thinks "resin" is dried up grapes.
cory0210: Only 30 seconds left!
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat when she bathes in Adn, it floods in Saqqarah!
Yerbouti: Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Peret and it's still printing ...
Sefet: Heck, yo momma's so fat the last time she got in the ocean, Atlantis sank!
EvilSnowman: Ha!
Yerbouti: Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.
cory0210: Okay contestants, thats it@
Sefet: *bows to Yerbouti*
BooBoo: gives applause to the contestants
Yerbouti: wipes sweat from brow "Whew"
RosieRazor: lol nice job to both of you :)
Elfus: *Gives applause to BooBoo*
cory0210: Elfus and I have watched this contest and come up with our winners, but we want egypt to decide as well! Who do
you think won?
cory0210: Okay, now then, on to the final portion of our show (yes, we do practice portion control here!): The Better Camps
and Gardnes Awards!
cory0210: Or, as I like to call them, the Campies!
truanna: thwaps CoPrah upside da head. BCAG results! BCAG results! Spit em out already!
cory0210: Our Judging process went by color, design, and overall impression.
Elfus: First off, I'd like to thank our judges, Ariella, Seba, cory
cory0210: Togehter, Elfus, Seba, Aryballa, and I have roamed egypt...
cory0210: Now, I turn the show over to Elfus for the results! Elfus!
Elfus: Hello everyone!
Elfus: Oh wait, Toilet Pause, 5 minutes
Orrin: Ehm... Studio correction. Cory got fired for libel.
Katma: hi
Elfus: Just joking, egypt!
ombori: hi
cory0210: Please, do get on with it Elfus!
Elfus: Before i'd like to start, remember: Don't vote Orrin for DP!
Tzalaa: whyever not?
Orrin: *elfus got fired too*
cory0210: Please folks, ignore Orrin the evil.
BooBoo: and at cory also
cory0210: Now then, lets get to the results!
Elfus: Okay, I'm gonna start with the top 7!
Orrin: Orrin is evil cos he's a stuck floating blimp on a speed of 56kb/s due to the retarded phone company
cory0210: Okay folks, I'm silencing orrin.
cory0210: Please continue Elfus, I'm sure everyone is dying to know.
Rania: be nice to Orrin he cant help it
Elfus: On the seventh Place, we have Halana, with Stillwaters of Halicarnassus
cory0210: A round of applause for Halana!
Crone: *clap clap*
BooBoo: clap clap
Crone: looks at Katma
Elfus: Oh wait, Halan is sixth, and Tzalaa is seventh
Rania: woot Halana :)
IaruHetep: *claps in a circular motion*
Tzalaa: woohoo
cory0210: Now then, in 6th place we have....
BooBoo: clap clap
truanna: *clapclaps for both tzalaa and halana*
Elfus: On a fifth Place, We have Lill, With the Egyptian Life Guildhall
BooBoo: clap clap yay lill and el
cory0210: Quite a spectacular feat of design, but lacking a bit in size.
Orrin: yes truanna, please stick to hand claps. Bingo wings are not nice.
Elfus: On a 4th place, we have Sesnut & Injeru, With the Valley of Hathor's bowl
truanna: shaddup orrin, or I'll bonk you with your rod again
BooBoo: clap clap
cory0210: In third place is...
Rania: clap clap
Elfus: Shemei!
Elfus: With Dag and Shem's Retreat
BooBoo: clap clap
Sefet: *clap clap*
Then we have Dustitwister!
truanna: that's it, pummel him with rotten tomatoes!
cory0210: And the winner is....
Elfus: Hanid and Rania with Utopia!
Shemei: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlueGrass: Wooot!!!!
Tzalaa: hands Truanna a basket of tomatoes and eggs
truanna: yay! gratz hanid and rania!
Sashagirl: Yells Congradulations to all winners
Crone: Grats people *clap clap clap*
BooBoo: woooooott Congrats clap clap
DustiTwister: Congrats To All Winners =D
Sefet: *clap clap clap clap*!!!
cory0210: Congradulations Hanid adn Rania, your design was impecable!
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you!
Tzalaa: I hope you're gonna tell us the other places too?
Elfus: They had a fabulous score of 9, 81!
Elfus: Dusti got 9,18 fyi
cory0210: Absolutely incredible!
truanna: now everyone pummel Elfus with rotten veggies! And orrin too!
Crone: Yo momma is so fat she didnt fit in that pyramid
Rania: thank you all and to BlueGrass for his awsome pyrmid :)
Chelsis: Now where do i find out top 14 and 21? I would like to see where i placed. ty. :)
cory0210: Full results (in order) are:
Elfus: Hanid DustiTwister Shemei Sesnut Lill Halana Tzalaa Aubery nebkhepure Vixsin truanna TeaAira Almelkehdes Klasher
Beah MariahBoPeep Chelsis darkfyre Obol BooBoo Asum Pharahmoan Ryssa Sindelicious Duplus Elvodel fahli Casino
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you for enterign!
Katma: ...mine is so bad it didnt even make worse hovels and dumps list...
Elfus: You didn't enter either
cory0210: Okay, now that better camps and gardens are over, I would like to thank you all for coming out today!
cory0210: Our next male oprah show will be next sunday, and I hope to see you all there for more festivites!
Elfus: If you were in the contest, please leave a chat open, so i can manage prizes
Orrin: No cory, you're the only person that came out today. The rest of us didnt switch our sexuality.
Elfus: prizes will be distributed the coming week
Crone: have to admit, this was fun
BooBoo: batting your eyelashes cory was a dead giveaway
cory0210: Also, as a PRET function, we are open to suggestions, just leave them with elfus or on our wiki page!
cory0210: Okay folks!
Katma: what r we doing for halloween?
Orrin: that's being thought about...
cory0210: Male Oprah is a PRET Production, directed by Elfus, in asssociation with the Funtasy Mic Guild.
Crone: There's no halloween in Egypt?
Orrin: I'm saying no more than that.
cory0210: There will be crone.
cory0210: Thank you all for being here!
cory0210: --- Male Oprah out! (Links to follow) ---
cory0210: Better Camps and Gardens Locations:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Events/Better_Camps_and_Gardens
cory0210: Male Oprah show site:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/The_Male_Oprah_Show
Elfus: Another Producer Note: Pacer built the garden that was #5 for Lill, a sign of true love!
cory0210: And, the big "c" guild announcement:
cory0210: Otter and I (BruceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun,
Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to
them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo
much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your
support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is
the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.
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== The Big "C" ==

Otter and I (BruceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun, Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.

== Credits ==

Credits:<br>
Lead Producer: Elfus<br>
In coordination with: The Funtasy Mic Guild<br>
A PRET Production.<br>
And Don't forget... CORY!

== Badges, Awards and other shizzle that's worth nothing ==
All ye' badges that are given out on behalf of Funtasy and Our Male Oprah.
*Stonking Great Gardener: TBA
*Stonking Great Gardener Runner-Up: TBA
*Momma Punisher: Sefet
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Female Punisher: MariahBoPeep
*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual (we think) Male Punisher: Teppy