http://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=TiboA Tale in the Desert - User contributions [en]2026-05-22T07:52:34ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.35.2http://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=Map_of_Pilgrim_Shrines&diff=43504Map of Pilgrim Shrines2009-02-02T05:52:10Z<p>Tibo: </p>
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<div><googlemap lat=1010 lon=0 zoom=1 width=512 height=512><br />
<br />
(P)1012,6962,<br />
/Location & Tithe\<br />
Adn 1012, 6962<br />
20 barley(raw)<br />
<br />
(P)1742,7142,<br />
/Location & Tithe\<br />
Adn 1742, 7142<br />
2 copper straps<br />
<br />
(P) 914, 4949,<br />
/Location & Tithe\<br />
Adn 914, 4949<br />
5 Cuttable Stone<br />
<br />
(P)1539, 2350,<br />
/Location & Tithe\<br />
Shabbat Ab 1539, 2350<br />
1 Sheetglass <br />
<br />
(P)1390, 1738,<br />
/Location & Tithe\<br />
Shabbat Ab 1390, 1738<br />
30 Flax(raw)<br />
<br />
(P)697, -3036,<br />
/Location & Tithe\<br />
Meroe 697, -3036<br />
On the road by Pacman lake<br />
20 barley (raw)<br />
<br />
(P)846, -3642,<br />
/Location & Tithe\<br />
Meroe 846, -3642<br />
North of CS, by Essence of Harmony<br />
20 Charcoal<br />
<br />
(P)317, -3948,<br />
/Location & Tithe\<br />
Meroe 317, -3948<br />
On Road near UThought<br />
20 Papy<br />
<br />
(P)202, -4540,<br />
/Location & Tithe\<br />
Meroe 202, -4540<br />
South of UWorsh E/W Road<br />
3 brass<br />
<br />
(P)734, -4860,<br />
/Location & Tithe\<br />
Meroe 734, -4860<br />
by the south bridge<br />
1 sheet glass<br />
<br />
(P) -2102, -445,<br />
/Location & Tithe\<br />
Khmun -2102, -445<br />
North of CS<br />
10 Slate<br />
<br />
(P)597, -6153,<br />
/Location & Tithe\<br />
Queens Retreat 597, -6153<br />
North of CS, by Essence of Harmony<br />
10 Leeks<br />
<br />
(P)587, -6156,<br />
/Location & Tithe\<br />
Queens Retreat 587, -6156<br />
North of CS<br />
50 Flax (Raw)<br />
<br />
(P)4310, -634,<br />
/Location & Tithe\<br />
FB 4310, -634<br />
15 copper<br />
<br />
(P) 990, 1270,<br />
/Location & Tith\<br />
SA 990, 1270<br />
East of southern SA<br />
1 Brass<br />
<br />
(P) -78, -6520,<br />
/Location & Tith\<br />
QR -78 -6520<br />
North of Uarch<br />
3 empty wine bottles<br />
<br />
(P) 1703, 3699,<br />
/Location & Tith\<br />
StillWater 1705 3718<br />
20 Dried Papyrus<br />
<br />
(P) 1437, 4320,<br />
/Location & Tith\<br />
StillWater 1437 4320<br />
50 Clinker<br />
<br />
(P) 737, -6827,<br />
/Location & Tith\<br />
QR 737 -6827<br />
South of Uthought<br />
1 sheet glass<br />
<br />
(P)785, -763,<br />
/Location & Tithe\<br />
Saqqarah 785, -763<br />
East of CS, By Essence of Harmony on Main N/S road<br />
1 Sheetglass <br />
<br />
(P)879, -1460, <br />
/Location & Tithe\<br />
Saqqarah 879, -1460<br />
On East Side of river where Nile forks<br />
3 Cuttable Stone <br />
<br />
(P) 1274, -6284,<br />
/Location & Tithe\<br />
QR 1274 -6284<br />
West of UHarm<br />
30 Rotten Flax<br />
<br />
(P)4289, -679,<br />
/Location & Tithe\<br />
FB 4289, -679<br />
South of CS<br />
50 Grass<br />
<br />
(P) 745, -5544,<br />
/Location & Tithe\<br />
QR 745, -5544<br />
Crossroads W of UBody<br />
50 Wood<br />
<br />
(P) 0, -5540,<br />
/Location & Tithe\<br />
QR 0, -5540<br />
NW of SArt<br />
1 Canvas<br />
<br />
(P) -1419, 2752,<br />
/Location & Tithe\<br />
NP -1419, 2752<br />
Next to CS<br />
21 Rotten Flax<br />
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{| border="1" style="background-color:#DEB887"<br />
|-<br />
| ''Location'' || ''Region'' || ''Tithe'' || ''Holy'' || ''Verified'' || Notes<br />
|-<br />
|1012,6962|| Adn ||20 Barley (Raw) || Yes || || NW of CS By Essence of Harmony<br />
|-<br />
|1742,7142|| Adn ||2 Copper Straps || Yes || || Near U Lead <br />
|-<br />
| 914, 4949 || Adn ||5 Cuttable Stone || Yes || || South of Southern SHarmony on Red Road<br />
|-<br />
| 4310, -634|| Falcon Bay || 15 copper || Yes || || East of CS<br />
|-<br />
| -2102, -445 || Khmun ||10 Slate || Yes || ||North of CS<br />
|-<br />
||697, -3036 || Meroe ||20 barley (raw) || Yes || ||North of CS by Pacman lake<br />
|-<br />
|846, -3642 || Meroe ||20 Charcoal || Yes || ||North of CS by Essence of Harmony<br />
|-<br />
|317, -3948 || Meroe ||20 Papy || Yes || ||South of UArch<br />
|-<br />
| 202, -4540 || Meroe || 3 brass || Yes || || West of UWorsh then south at next intersection.<br />
|-<br />
|734, -4860 || Meroe || 1 sheetglass || Yes || ||by the south bridge<br />
|-<br />
| 597 -6153|| Queens Retreat || 10 Leeks || Yes || || North of CS, by Essence of Harmony<br />
|-<br />
| 587, -6156|| Queens Retreat || 50 Flax (Raw) || Yes || || North of CS<br />
|-<br />
| 1274, -6284|| Queens Retreat || 30 Rotten Flax || Yes || || West of Uharm<br />
|-<br />
| -78 -6520|| Queens Retreat || 3 Empty Wine Bottles || Yes || || North of UArch<br />
|-<br />
| 737 -6827|| Queens Retreat || 1 Sheet Glass || Yes || || South of UThought<br />
|- <br />
| 0 -5540|| Queens Retreat || 1 Canvas || Yes || || NW of SArt<br />
|- <br />
| 745 -5544|| Queens Retreat || 50 Wood || Yes || || follow road north from CS, Crossroads W of UBody<br />
|-<br />
|785 -763 || Saqqarah ||1 Sheetglass || Yes || ||| East of CS, By Essence of Harmony on Main N/S road<br />
|-<br />
|879 -1460 || Saqqarah ||3 Cuttable Stone || Yes || ||| On East Side of river where Nile forks <br />
|-<br />
|1539, 2350 || Shabbat Ab ||1 Sheetglass || Yes || ||| East of Uthought, East side of Nile<br />
|-<br />
|1390, 1738 || Shabbat Ab ||30 Flax (Raw) || Yes || |||South of CS by Essence of Harmony<br />
|-<br />
| 990, 1270|| Shabbat Ab || 1 Brass || Yes || || Just east of the southern SArt<br />
|-<br />
| 1703, 3699 || StillWater || 20 Papyrus || Yes || || South of CS<br />
|-<br />
| 1437, 4320 || StillWater || 50 Clinker || Yes || || North of UArch on Red Road<br />
|-<br />
| 4289, -679 || Falcon Bay || 50 Grass || Yes || || South of the Chariot Stop<br />
|-<br />
| -1419, 2752 || Nomads' Paradise || 21 Rotten Flax || Yes || || Near the Chariot Stop<br />
|}</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=Tibo&diff=40119Tibo2009-01-28T20:42:16Z<p>Tibo: /* Humor */</p>
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<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
<br />
[[Image:tibo.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose your going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Tibo's Agent==<br />
<br />
My agent told me I should let the world know about her greatness. I think most of us know [[User:Philadelphia| Philly]], and if you don't well that's no excuse, go meet her. She is a wonderful person and a great... agent. Okay so she hasn't been able to get me a paying gig yet. And it's been years. I just recently doubled her salary too. She says that I'm a hard act to place. That there are no venues out there for me. Honestly, I think she is just embarrassed by me. I mean, come on people would like me, wouldn't they? Sure I might be humorous one minute and then write a lament the next.. but that's not hard to place is it? Is it? Oh, Philly your right... we need to talk about your salary again...<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think your funny... on the other some people think your not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy your alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?<br />
<br />
===Glamazon.com Presents...===<br />
<br />
''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''<br />
<br />
In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the oppisite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:<br />
<br />
From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"<br />
<br />
From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size adam's apple, I always thought that was great."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Numbers one and I just could not get up it was so relaxing." <br />
<br />
You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.<br />
<br />
===Hobbit'B'Gone===<br />
<br />
I bring to you today, something unique, fantastic even! Has going to the Shire been driving you mad? Have pesky Hobbits been getting on your last nerve?! Has the Took family screwed up your pipeweed order for the elentyith time in a row? Well now we have the solution for you! Tibo's Practical Products proudly present: Hobbit-B-Gone®! Yes that's right, Hobbit-B-Gone®. What does Hobbit-B-Gone® do exactly? Well I'm glad you asked! With one simple spray of this miraculous serum any Hobbit of any size will be instantly disintegrated! Yes that's right, disintegrated! No more dreading the Shire! No more pesky Hobbits, and of course no more pipeweed screw ups! I'm sorry what was the question? Isn't that murder? Ohh heaven's no, under Section 12 Paragraph 37 Line 54 Letter 23 of the Sentient Species Act of 3E2734 its clearly states Hobbits are not a sentient species of Middle Earth. I know, I didn't know that either! So to sum it up buy Hobbit-B-Gone® for all your Hobbit needs! From the makers of Gnome-B-Gone® and Ewok-B-Gone®. <br><br>''Disclaimer: Tibo's Practical Products does not endorse this message or any disintegrating of those dirty, sneaky, filthy Hobbits.''<br />
<br />
===Seven things I have learned through personal Experience===<br />
<br />
*Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.<br />
*If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.<br />
*Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.<br />
*Everyone is entitled to my opinion.<br />
*I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced.<br />
*I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.<br />
* I do not lie... I willfully participate in a campaign of misinformation.<br />
<br />
===Sold!===<br />
<br />
Was not long ago that I was free<br><br />
But no longer shall I be<br><br />
I made a deal that will last quite long<br><br />
But perhaps it just wasn't wrong<br><br />
I didn't kick or scream nor bite any ears<br><br />
I didn't fight back at all nor shed any tears<br><br />
The deal I made didn't bother me at all<br><br />
Just gotta beg or plea... sometimes crawl<br><br />
I was made a slave today, no big deal<br><br />
I flax, I weave, on command I heel<br><br />
I follow my mistress' every command<br><br />
I'm just really lucky I was not brand<br><br />
She treats me fine as long as I obey<br><br />
I get time for naps, and even some play<br><br />
Yes occasionally I sleep with the sheep<br><br />
No, not that way ya weird little creep<br><br />
I no longer break my back picking grass<br><br />
Got a greenhouse for that finally at last<br><br />
My mistress demands tribute each day<br><br />
So to the camel pen I go to slay<br><br />
Sometimes I remember what I got in return<br><br />
A few copper and a dozen resin of fern<br><br />
Doesn't seem fair as I look back<br><br />
So I thought I might once try to slack<br><br />
Very bad idea, the whipping was fierce<br><br />
But it hurt alot less then the stuff that was pierced<br><br />
So here I am, Tibo the slave<br><br />
Guess I'll finally learn to behave<br />
<br />
==Deep Stuff==<br />
<br />
If you are a man, this section is not for you. In fact it really shouldn't be here... us men never have feelings nor do we express them. So I ask you men, look away. Women, hello! Please read everything here, it's great!<br />
<br />
===Ode to the Vigil===<br />
<br />
A tale in the desert is only so sweet<br><br />
As the cactus sap you suffer to eat<br><br />
We lit a fire to please our gods<br><br />
But what shall they want, we were at odds<br><br />
A crash of thunder, a spark of light<br><br />
We all then did look up in fright<br><br />
Isis, Ra, Osiris all there<br><br />
It was only then we began to fear<br><br />
No wrath did come, only feelings of joy<br><br />
The gods wanted goods, and us to employ<br><br />
We took off as fast as our feet hit ground<br><br />
To get all the goods we had gathered and found<br><br />
Silt, lime, charcoal and more<br><br />
Carrots, bricks, and cut stones galore<br><br />
We needed fish and needed them fast<br><br />
We sent out twenty souls to catch and cast<br><br />
They asked for a jewel as blue as the sky<br><br />
A sapphire we had and would not deny<br><br />
Our stores were vast and we were getting lax<br><br />
Who knew the gods would ask for rotten flax<br><br />
A crisis averted, the gods still unsated<br><br />
We offered up Tibo, and they were elated<br><br />
Faster and faster their demands came<br><br />
It would seem this was no longer a game<br><br />
Demands came with dire, they needed more ore<br><br />
Nobody even wondered what they needed it for<br><br />
Avast a diamond we just couldn't find<br><br />
And the gods no longer paid us any mind<br><br />
In the end the Vigil lasted for days<br><br />
And the gods did finally give us our praise.<br />
<br />
===Wide Awake===<br />
<br />
Lingering on til daylight breaks<br><br />
A tired mind in an endless daze<br><br />
Look through the shadow your eyes see<br><br />
Knowing rest will never conquer thee<br><br />
Another hour won't do you in<br><br />
Cricket's cherps just make you grin<br><br />
Sunset, sunrise these don't mean a thing<br><br />
To a man with no rest, no care, no ring<br><br />
Time means nothing in your state<br><br />
Morning, night to you all great<br><br />
Stay up late, your mind don't care<br><br />
Never rest, caress your fear<br><br />
Eyes are strained, your fingers ache<br><br />
Your voice is choked, your wide awake<br><br />
You feel nothing, you feel all<br><br />
You can not rest, you can not stall<br><br />
Turbulence in your mind's eye<br><br />
You see yourself, watching you die<br><br />
Twenty four hours, seven days a week<br><br />
For with no rest it all looks bleak.<br><br />
<br />
===Fire and Forget===<br />
<br />
The frame in which your picture lays, haunts me here until this day.<br><br />
A fiery end is coming near, you'll never be bothered again my dear.<br><br />
My solemn vow I give to you, I promise to see this through.<br><br />
The ache it causes makes me weep, I still wish I had you to keep.<br><br />
A never ending struggle with fate, the results of which I love to hate.<br><br />
Neglected feelings only persevere, I can not think until it clears.<br><br />
Something you said has left me dead, and until this day filled me with dread.<br><br />
Until this day I was not me, until this day I was not free.<br><br />
Pride is said to come before fall, but no pride is here, that I can recall.<br><br />
This anger I have comes from love, but now is something I am devoid of.<br><br />
The fiery end is finally here, the frame in fire I ne'er shed a tear.<br><br />
<br />
===We, three===<br />
<br />
'''T'''ravelers met by destiny and fate<br><br />
'''I'''n cahoots they gathered some straw and some slate<br><br />
'''B'''y the time they were done, a monument built<br><br />
'''O'''h the gods you know they used so much silt<br />
<br />
'''V'''ery elated by the progress achieved<br><br />
'''O'''nly a few more cut stones and they were relieved<br><br />
'''Y'''ou know it took them many days and many nights<br><br />
'''N'''ow through it all can you believe never a fight<br><br />
'''A'''washed with the glory of coming so near<br />
<br />
'''A''' disaster averted, they had no more fear<br><br />
'''Z'''apping around to find the last pieces<br><br />
'''I'''n Egypt you know size only increases<br><br />
'''Z'''oning til everything was finally right<br><br />
'''A'''nd you know these three finished tonight</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=40118User:Tibo2009-01-28T20:41:50Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
<br />
[[Image:tibo.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose you're going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Tibo's Agent==<br />
<br />
My agent told me I should let the world know about her greatness. I think most of us know [[User:Philadelphia| Philly]], and if you don't well that's no excuse, go meet her. She is a wonderful person and a great... agent. Okay so she hasn't been able to get me a paying gig yet. And it's been years. I just recently doubled her salary too. She says that I'm a hard act to place. That there are no venues out there for me. Honestly, I think she is just embarrassed by me. I mean, come on people would like me, wouldn't they? Sure I might be humorous one minute and then write a lament the next.. but that's not hard to place is it? Is it? Oh, Philly you're right... we need to talk about your salary again...<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think you're funny... on the other some people think you're not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy you're alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?<br />
<br />
===Glamazon.com Presents...===<br />
<br />
''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''<br />
<br />
In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the opposite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:<br />
<br />
From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"<br />
<br />
From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size Adam's apple, I always thought that was great."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Number ones and I just could not get up it was so relaxing." <br />
<br />
You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.<br />
<br />
===Hobbit-B-Gone===<br />
<br />
I bring to you today, something unique, fantastic even! Has going to the Shire been driving you mad? Have pesky Hobbits been getting on your last nerve?! Has the Took family screwed up your pipeweed order for the elentyith time in a row? Well now we have the solution for you! Tibo's Practical Products proudly present: Hobbit-B-Gone®! Yes that's right, Hobbit-B-Gone®. What does Hobbit-B-Gone® do exactly? Well I'm glad you asked! With one simple spray of this miraculous serum any Hobbit of any size will be instantly disintegrated! Yes that's right, disintegrated! No more dreading the Shire! No more pesky Hobbits, and of course no more pipeweed screw ups! I'm sorry what was the question? Isn't that murder? Ohh heaven's no, under Section 12 Paragraph 37 Line 54 Letter 23 of the Sentient Species Act of 3E2734 its clearly states Hobbits are not a sentient species of Middle Earth. I know, I didn't know that either! So to sum it up buy Hobbit-B-Gone® for all your Hobbit needs! From the makers of Gnome-B-Gone® and Ewok-B-Gone®. <br><br>''Disclaimer: Tibo's Practical Products does not endorse this message or any disintegrating of those dirty, sneaky, filthy Hobbits.''<br />
<br />
===Seven things I have learned through personal Experience===<br />
<br />
*Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.<br />
*If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.<br />
*Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.<br />
*Everyone is entitled to my opinion.<br />
*I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced.<br />
*I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.<br />
* I do not lie... I willfully participate in a campaign of misinformation.<br />
<br />
===Sold!===<br />
<br />
Was not long ago that I was free<br><br />
But no longer shall I be<br><br />
I made a deal that will last quite long<br><br />
But perhaps it just wasn't wrong<br><br />
I didn't kick or scream nor bite any ears<br><br />
I didn't fight back at all nor shed any tears<br><br />
The deal I made didn't bother me at all<br><br />
Just gotta beg or plea... sometimes crawl<br><br />
I was made a slave today, no big deal<br><br />
I flax, I weave, on command I heel<br><br />
I follow my mistress' every command<br><br />
I'm just really lucky I was not brand<br><br />
She treats me fine as long as I obey<br><br />
I get time for naps, and even some play<br><br />
Yes occasionally I sleep with the sheep<br><br />
No, not that way ya weird little creep<br><br />
I no longer break my back picking grass<br><br />
Got a greenhouse for that finally at last<br><br />
My mistress demands tribute each day<br><br />
So to the camel pen I go to slay<br><br />
Sometimes I remember what I got in return<br><br />
A few copper and a dozen resin of fern<br><br />
Doesn't seem fair as I look back<br><br />
So I thought I might once try to slack<br><br />
Very bad idea, the whipping was fierce<br><br />
But it hurt alot less then the stuff that was pierced<br><br />
So here I am, Tibo the slave<br><br />
Guess I'll finally learn to behave<br />
<br />
==Deep Stuff==<br />
<br />
If you are a man, this section is not for you. In fact it really shouldn't be here... us men never have feelings nor do we express them. So I ask you men, look away. Women, hello! Please read everything here, it's great!<br />
<br />
===Ode to the Vigil===<br />
<br />
A tale in the desert is only so sweet<br><br />
As the cactus sap you suffer to eat<br><br />
We lit a fire to please our gods<br><br />
But what shall they want, we were at odds<br><br />
A crash of thunder, a spark of light<br><br />
We all then did look up in fright<br><br />
Isis, Ra, Osiris all there<br><br />
It was only then we began to fear<br><br />
No wrath did come, only feelings of joy<br><br />
The gods wanted goods, and us to employ<br><br />
We took off as fast as our feet hit ground<br><br />
To get all the goods we had gathered and found<br><br />
Silt, lime, charcoal and more<br><br />
Carrots, bricks, and cut stones galore<br><br />
We needed fish and needed them fast<br><br />
We sent out twenty souls to catch and cast<br><br />
They asked for a jewel as blue as the sky<br><br />
A sapphire we had and would not deny<br><br />
Our stores were vast and we were getting lax<br><br />
Who knew the gods would ask for rotten flax<br><br />
A crisis averted, the gods still unsated<br><br />
We offered up Tibo, and they were elated<br><br />
Faster and faster their demands came<br><br />
It would seem this was no longer a game<br><br />
Demands came with dire, they needed more ore<br><br />
Nobody even wondered what they needed it for<br><br />
Avast a diamond we just couldn't find<br><br />
And the gods no longer paid us any mind<br><br />
In the end the Vigil lasted for days<br><br />
And the gods did finally give us our praise.<br />
<br />
===Wide Awake===<br />
<br />
Lingering on til daylight breaks<br><br />
A tired mind in an endless daze<br><br />
Look through the shadow your eyes see<br><br />
Knowing rest will never conquer thee<br><br />
Another hour won't do you in<br><br />
Cricket's cherps just make you grin<br><br />
Sunset, sunrise these don't mean a thing<br><br />
To a man with no rest, no care, no ring<br><br />
Time means nothing in your state<br><br />
Morning, night to you all great<br><br />
Stay up late, your mind don't care<br><br />
Never rest, caress your fear<br><br />
Eyes are strained, your fingers ache<br><br />
Your voice is choked, your wide awake<br><br />
You feel nothing, you feel all<br><br />
You can not rest, you can not stall<br><br />
Turbulence in your mind's eye<br><br />
You see yourself, watching you die<br><br />
Twenty four hours, seven days a week<br><br />
For with no rest it all looks bleak.<br><br />
<br />
===Fire and Forget===<br />
<br />
The frame in which your picture lays, haunts me here until this day.<br><br />
A fiery end is coming near, you'll never be bothered again my dear.<br><br />
My solemn vow I give to you, I promise to see this through.<br><br />
The ache it causes makes me weep, I still wish I had you to keep.<br><br />
A never ending struggle with fate, the results of which I love to hate.<br><br />
Neglected feelings only persevere, I can not think until it clears.<br><br />
Something you said has left me dead, and until this day filled me with dread.<br><br />
Until this day I was not me, until this day I was not free.<br><br />
Pride is said to come before fall, but no pride is here, that I can recall.<br><br />
This anger I have comes from love, but now is something I am devoid of.<br><br />
The fiery end is finally here, the frame in fire I ne'er shed a tear.<br><br />
<br />
===We, three===<br />
<br />
'''T'''ravelers met by destiny and fate<br><br />
'''I'''n cahoots they gathered some straw and some slate<br><br />
'''B'''y the time they were done, a monument built<br><br />
'''O'''h the gods you know they used so much silt<br />
<br />
'''V'''ery elated by the progress achieved<br><br />
'''O'''nly a few more cut stones and they were relieved<br><br />
'''Y'''ou know it took them many days and many nights<br><br />
'''N'''ow through it all can you believe never a fight<br><br />
'''A'''washed with the glory of coming so near<br />
<br />
'''A''' disaster averted, they had no more fear<br><br />
'''Z'''apping around to find the last pieces<br><br />
'''I'''n Egypt you know size only increases<br><br />
'''Z'''oning til everything was finally right<br><br />
'''A'''nd you know these three finished tonight</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=Nomads%27_Paradise/Obelisk_Queue&diff=38829Nomads' Paradise/Obelisk Queue2009-01-26T18:56:52Z<p>Tibo: /* Queue */</p>
<hr />
<div>By consensus in region chat, we are setting up an obelisk queue. Due to how long the delay is this time, the following guidelines are used:<br />
<br />
1. The first obelisk begins at 8 cubits so that people who only want the principle can do the 7-cubit one without concern. [[Obelisk Construction]]<br />
<br />
2. Persons earlier in the queue are expected to help persons later in the queue with resources, so as to even out the cost to some degree.<br />
<br />
3. Please do not sign up for the queue unless you have the technology and are signed up, or are sure you will be before your turn comes up.<br />
<br />
4. If you are unavailable to place your obelisk when your turn comes up, the person after you will go instead and you will be moved down one place.<br />
<br />
5. When you build your obelisk, please place a timer on the page [http://armeagle.atitd.org/timer.php Timer Script] so people know how long they need to wait.<br />
<br />
== Completed ==<br />
* Zerda: 17 cubit (Rebuilt after queue was jumped by a non-resident)<br />
* Kathy: 18 cubit<br />
* GiausBaltar: 19 cubit<br />
* Mrkipodi 20 cubit build<br />
* Tilds 21 cubit built<br />
* Rasi 28 cubit built (Rebuilt after queue was jumped by a non-resident)<br />
* DaSwish (29 cubit built)<br />
* Mentit (built 53 cubits after queue was jumped by a non-resident)<br />
* Inchristgirl: 54 cubits built<br />
* Salrilk : 55 cubits built<br />
* PetruxII - 56 Cubit built<br />
* Till - 57 cubit built<br />
<br />
== Queue ==<br />
<br />
# WilliamRoberts Built 58 cubit http://armeagle.atitd.org/timer.php/42027532/teppy/img.png on timer<br />
# Faye (I've been very sick and can't sit at the computer for long periods of time. Feel free to skip me if I haven't been online for a while.)<br />
# Krakos (Has skill, working on mats for 27 cubit)<br />
# Kharazhi (Has skill)<br />
# Ankhanet (has skill and mats for 40 cubit)<br />
# Aziza(Has skill working 62 cubit mats)<br />
# Basileus (Skill and Mats for 42 cubits)<br />
# No1 (Has skill)<br />
# zara (Has skill) (Was deleted by mistake from the list at 21:29, 9 January 2009)<br />
# Roah (Was deleted by mistake from the list at 21:29, 9 January 2009)<br />
# Alvik (has skill)<br />
# Katblah (Has Skill)<br />
# Peptide (Has skill)<br />
# Kalmkitty (has skill)<br />
# MadAlchemist (has skill)<br />
# Zaarain (has skill)<br />
# Machina (has skill and Mats for 65 cubits)<br />
# Xaio (has skill and mats)<br />
# Rathnar (Has Skill, working on mats for a 43 cubits)<br />
# Tibo (Has Skill)<br />
# QuickHands (Has Skill and mats)<br />
# Ikuu (Has Skill, working on mats for 85 cubit)<br />
# anavlis (has skill)<br />
# Bogas (Has Skill, Working on mats.)<br />
# Ashurabi (Has Skill, Getting Mats)<br />
<br />
Ikerou ON HOLD(has skill and all mats)(ikerou did'nt played in many days, was delaying obe list, contact us when ur back (Excalibur))<br />
<br />
==Want to do the test - no skill yet==<br />
<br />
<br />
# Trusin<br />
# IforpRedNoel<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
==Cut Stone Obelisk Queue==<br />
#Elfus <br />
#PetruxII<br />
#Xaio<br />
#QuickHands<br />
# No1<br />
# zara<br />
# Excalibur<br />
#Mariamom<br />
#Peptide<br />
#Kat_blah<br />
# akc2<br />
# Atrayou<br />
# Merrywynd</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=37874User:Tibo2009-01-25T12:29:22Z<p>Tibo: /* Hobbit'B'Gone */</p>
<hr />
<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
<br />
[[Image:tibo.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose you're going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Tibo's Agent==<br />
<br />
My agent told me I should let the world know about her greatness. I think most of us know [[User:Philadelphia| Philly]], and if you don't well that's no excuse, go meet her. She is a wonderful person and a great... agent. Okay so she hasn't been able to get me a paying gig yet. And it's been years. I just recently doubled her salary too. She says that I'm a hard act to place. That there are no venues out there for me. Honestly, I think she is just embarrassed by me. I mean, come on people would like me, wouldn't they? Sure I might be humorous one minute and then write a lament the next.. but that's not hard to place is it? Is it? Oh, Philly you're right... we need to talk about your salary again...<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think you're funny... on the other some people think you're not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy you're alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?<br />
<br />
===Glamazon.com Presents...===<br />
<br />
''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''<br />
<br />
In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the opposite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:<br />
<br />
From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"<br />
<br />
From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size Adam's apple, I always thought that was great."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Number ones and I just could not get up it was so relaxing." <br />
<br />
You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.<br />
<br />
===Hobbit-B-Gone===<br />
<br />
I bring to you today, something unique, fantastic even! Has going to the Shire been driving you mad? Have pesky Hobbits been getting on your last nerve?! Has the Took family screwed up your pipeweed order for the elentyith time in a row? Well now we have the solution for you! Tibo's Practical Products proudly present: Hobbit-B-Gone®! Yes that's right, Hobbit-B-Gone®. What does Hobbit-B-Gone® do exactly? Well I'm glad you asked! With one simple spray of this miraculous serum any Hobbit of any size will be instantly disintegrated! Yes that's right, disintegrated! No more dreading the Shire! No more pesky Hobbits, and of course no more pipeweed screw ups! I'm sorry what was the question? Isn't that murder? Ohh heaven's no, under Section 12 Paragraph 37 Line 54 Letter 23 of the Sentient Species Act of 3E2734 its clearly states Hobbits are not a sentient species of Middle Earth. I know, I didn't know that either! So to sum it up buy Hobbit-B-Gone® for all your Hobbit needs! From the makers of Gnome-B-Gone® and Ewok-B-Gone®. <br><br>''Disclaimer: Tibo's Practical Products does not endorse this message or any disintegrating of those dirty, sneaky, filthy Hobbits.''<br />
<br />
===Seven things I have learned through personal Experience===<br />
<br />
*Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.<br />
*If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.<br />
*Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.<br />
*Everyone is entitled to my opinion.<br />
*I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced.<br />
*I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.<br />
* I do not lie... I willfully participate in a campaign of misinformation.<br />
<br />
==Deep Stuff==<br />
<br />
If you are a man, this section is not for you. In fact it really shouldn't be here... us men never have feelings nor do we express them. So I ask you men, look away. Women, hello! Please read everything here, it's great!<br />
<br />
===Ode to the Vigil===<br />
<br />
A tale in the desert is only so sweet<br><br />
As the cactus sap you suffer to eat<br><br />
We lit a fire to please our gods<br><br />
But what shall they want, we were at odds<br><br />
A crash of thunder, a spark of light<br><br />
We all then did look up in fright<br><br />
Isis, Ra, Osiris all there<br><br />
It was only then we began to fear<br><br />
No wrath did come, only feelings of joy<br><br />
The gods wanted goods, and us to employ<br><br />
We took off as fast as our feet hit ground<br><br />
To get all the goods we had gathered and found<br><br />
Silt, lime, charcoal and more<br><br />
Carrots, bricks, and cut stones galore<br><br />
We needed fish and needed them fast<br><br />
We sent out twenty souls to catch and cast<br><br />
They asked for a jewel as blue as the sky<br><br />
A sapphire we had and would not deny<br><br />
Our stores were vast and we were getting lax<br><br />
Who knew the gods would ask for rotten flax<br><br />
A crisis averted, the gods still unsated<br><br />
We offered up Tibo, and they were elated<br><br />
Faster and faster their demands came<br><br />
It would seem this was no longer a game<br><br />
Demands came with dire, they needed more ore<br><br />
Nobody even wondered what they needed it for<br><br />
Avast a diamond we just couldn't find<br><br />
And the gods no longer paid us any mind<br><br />
In the end the Vigil lasted for days<br><br />
And the gods did finally give us our praise.<br />
<br />
===Wide Awake===<br />
<br />
Lingering on til daylight breaks<br><br />
A tired mind in an endless daze<br><br />
Look through the shadow your eyes see<br><br />
Knowing rest will never conquer thee<br><br />
Another hour won't do you in<br><br />
Cricket's cherps just make you grin<br><br />
Sunset, sunrise these don't mean a thing<br><br />
To a man with no rest, no care, no ring<br><br />
Time means nothing in your state<br><br />
Morning, night to you all great<br><br />
Stay up late, your mind don't care<br><br />
Never rest, caress your fear<br><br />
Eyes are strained, your fingers ache<br><br />
Your voice is choked, your wide awake<br><br />
You feel nothing, you feel all<br><br />
You can not rest, you can not stall<br><br />
Turbulence in your mind's eye<br><br />
You see yourself, watching you die<br><br />
Twenty four hours, seven days a week<br><br />
For with no rest it all looks bleak.<br><br />
<br />
===Fire and Forget===<br />
<br />
The frame in which your picture lays, haunts me here until this day.<br><br />
A fiery end is coming near, you'll never be bothered again my dear.<br><br />
My solemn vow I give to you, I promise to see this through.<br><br />
The ache it causes makes me weep, I still wish I had you to keep.<br><br />
A never ending struggle with fate, the results of which I love to hate.<br><br />
Neglected feelings only persevere, I can not think until it clears.<br><br />
Something you said has left me dead, and until this day filled me with dread.<br><br />
Until this day I was not me, until this day I was not free.<br><br />
Pride is said to come before fall, but no pride is here, that I can recall.<br><br />
This anger I have comes from love, but now is something I am devoid of.<br><br />
The fiery end is finally here, the frame in fire I ne'er shed a tear.<br><br />
<br />
===We, three===<br />
<br />
'''T'''ravelers met by destiny and fate<br><br />
'''I'''n cahoots they gathered some straw and some slate<br><br />
'''B'''y the time they were done, a monument built<br><br />
'''O'''h the gods you know they used so much silt<br />
<br />
'''V'''ery elated by the progress achieved<br><br />
'''O'''nly a few more cut stones and they were relieved<br><br />
'''Y'''ou know it took them many days and many nights<br><br />
'''N'''ow through it all can you believe never a fight<br><br />
'''A'''washed with the glory of coming so near<br />
<br />
'''A''' disaster averted, they had no more fear<br><br />
'''Z'''apping around to find the last pieces<br><br />
'''I'''n Egypt you know size only increases<br><br />
'''Z'''oning til everything was finally right<br><br />
'''A'''nd you know these three finished tonight</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=37834User:Tibo2009-01-25T08:43:15Z<p>Tibo: /* Glamazon.com Presents... */</p>
<hr />
<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
<br />
[[Image:tibo.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose you're going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Tibo's Agent==<br />
<br />
My agent told me I should let the world know about her greatness. I think most of us know [[User:Philadelphia| Philly]], and if you don't well that's no excuse, go meet her. She is a wonderful person and a great... agent. Okay so she hasn't been able to get me a paying gig yet. And it's been years. I just recently doubled her salary too. She says that I'm a hard act to place. That there are no venues out there for me. Honestly, I think she is just embarrassed by me. I mean, come on people would like me, wouldn't they? Sure I might be humorous one minute and then write a lament the next.. but that's not hard to place is it? Is it? Oh, Philly you're right... we need to talk about your salary again...<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think you're funny... on the other some people think you're not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy you're alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?<br />
<br />
===Glamazon.com Presents...===<br />
<br />
''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''<br />
<br />
In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the opposite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:<br />
<br />
From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"<br />
<br />
From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size Adam's apple, I always thought that was great."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Number ones and I just could not get up it was so relaxing." <br />
<br />
You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.<br />
<br />
===Hobbit'B'Gone===<br />
<br />
I bring to you today, something unique, fantastic even! Has going to the Shire been driving you mad? Have pesky Hobbits been getting on your last nerve?! Has the Took family screwed up your pipeweed order for the elentyith time in a row? Well now we have the solution for you! Tibo's Practical Products proudly present: Hobbit-B-Gone®! Yes that's right, Hobbit-B-Gone®. What does Hobbit-B-Gone® do exactly? Well I'm glad you asked! With one simple spray of this miraculous serum any Hobbit of any size will be instantly disintegrated! Yes that's right, disintegrated! No more dreading the Shire! No more pesky Hobbits, and of course no more pipeweed screw ups! I'm sorry what was the question? Isn't that murder? Ohh heaven's no, under Section 12 Paragraph 37 Line 54 Letter 23 of the Sentient Species Act of 3E2734 its clearly states Hobbits are not a sentient species of Middle Earth. I know, I didn't know that either! So to sum it up buy Hobbit-B-Gone® for all your Hobbit needs! From the makers of Gnome-B-Gone® and Ewok-B-Gone®. <br><br>''Disclaimer: Tibo's Practical Products does not endorse this message or any disintegrating of those dirty, sneaky, filthy Hobbits.''<br />
<br />
===Seven things I have learned through personal Experience===<br />
<br />
*Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.<br />
*If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.<br />
*Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.<br />
*Everyone is entitled to my opinion.<br />
*I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced.<br />
*I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.<br />
* I do not lie... I willfully participate in a campaign of misinformation.<br />
<br />
==Deep Stuff==<br />
<br />
If you are a man, this section is not for you. In fact it really shouldn't be here... us men never have feelings nor do we express them. So I ask you men, look away. Women, hello! Please read everything here, it's great!<br />
<br />
===Ode to the Vigil===<br />
<br />
A tale in the desert is only so sweet<br><br />
As the cactus sap you suffer to eat<br><br />
We lit a fire to please our gods<br><br />
But what shall they want, we were at odds<br><br />
A crash of thunder, a spark of light<br><br />
We all then did look up in fright<br><br />
Isis, Ra, Osiris all there<br><br />
It was only then we began to fear<br><br />
No wrath did come, only feelings of joy<br><br />
The gods wanted goods, and us to employ<br><br />
We took off as fast as our feet hit ground<br><br />
To get all the goods we had gathered and found<br><br />
Silt, lime, charcoal and more<br><br />
Carrots, bricks, and cut stones galore<br><br />
We needed fish and needed them fast<br><br />
We sent out twenty souls to catch and cast<br><br />
They asked for a jewel as blue as the sky<br><br />
A sapphire we had and would not deny<br><br />
Our stores were vast and we were getting lax<br><br />
Who knew the gods would ask for rotten flax<br><br />
A crisis averted, the gods still unsated<br><br />
We offered up Tibo, and they were elated<br><br />
Faster and faster their demands came<br><br />
It would seem this was no longer a game<br><br />
Demands came with dire, they needed more ore<br><br />
Nobody even wondered what they needed it for<br><br />
Avast a diamond we just couldn't find<br><br />
And the gods no longer paid us any mind<br><br />
In the end the Vigil lasted for days<br><br />
And the gods did finally give us our praise.<br />
<br />
===Wide Awake===<br />
<br />
Lingering on til daylight breaks<br><br />
A tired mind in an endless daze<br><br />
Look through the shadow your eyes see<br><br />
Knowing rest will never conquer thee<br><br />
Another hour won't do you in<br><br />
Cricket's cherps just make you grin<br><br />
Sunset, sunrise these don't mean a thing<br><br />
To a man with no rest, no care, no ring<br><br />
Time means nothing in your state<br><br />
Morning, night to you all great<br><br />
Stay up late, your mind don't care<br><br />
Never rest, caress your fear<br><br />
Eyes are strained, your fingers ache<br><br />
Your voice is choked, your wide awake<br><br />
You feel nothing, you feel all<br><br />
You can not rest, you can not stall<br><br />
Turbulence in your mind's eye<br><br />
You see yourself, watching you die<br><br />
Twenty four hours, seven days a week<br><br />
For with no rest it all looks bleak.<br><br />
<br />
===Fire and Forget===<br />
<br />
The frame in which your picture lays, haunts me here until this day.<br><br />
A fiery end is coming near, you'll never be bothered again my dear.<br><br />
My solemn vow I give to you, I promise to see this through.<br><br />
The ache it causes makes me weep, I still wish I had you to keep.<br><br />
A never ending struggle with fate, the results of which I love to hate.<br><br />
Neglected feelings only persevere, I can not think until it clears.<br><br />
Something you said has left me dead, and until this day filled me with dread.<br><br />
Until this day I was not me, until this day I was not free.<br><br />
Pride is said to come before fall, but no pride is here, that I can recall.<br><br />
This anger I have comes from love, but now is something I am devoid of.<br><br />
The fiery end is finally here, the frame in fire I ne'er shed a tear.<br><br />
<br />
===We, three===<br />
<br />
'''T'''ravelers met by destiny and fate<br><br />
'''I'''n cahoots they gathered some straw and some slate<br><br />
'''B'''y the time they were done, a monument built<br><br />
'''O'''h the gods you know they used so much silt<br />
<br />
'''V'''ery elated by the progress achieved<br><br />
'''O'''nly a few more cut stones and they were relieved<br><br />
'''Y'''ou know it took them many days and many nights<br><br />
'''N'''ow through it all can you believe never a fight<br><br />
'''A'''washed with the glory of coming so near<br />
<br />
'''A''' disaster averted, they had no more fear<br><br />
'''Z'''apping around to find the last pieces<br><br />
'''I'''n Egypt you know size only increases<br><br />
'''Z'''oning til everything was finally right<br><br />
'''A'''nd you know these three finished tonight</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=37833User:Tibo2009-01-25T08:41:44Z<p>Tibo: /* Humor */</p>
<hr />
<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
<br />
[[Image:tibo.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose you're going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Tibo's Agent==<br />
<br />
My agent told me I should let the world know about her greatness. I think most of us know [[User:Philadelphia| Philly]], and if you don't well that's no excuse, go meet her. She is a wonderful person and a great... agent. Okay so she hasn't been able to get me a paying gig yet. And it's been years. I just recently doubled her salary too. She says that I'm a hard act to place. That there are no venues out there for me. Honestly, I think she is just embarrassed by me. I mean, come on people would like me, wouldn't they? Sure I might be humorous one minute and then write a lament the next.. but that's not hard to place is it? Is it? Oh, Philly you're right... we need to talk about your salary again...<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think you're funny... on the other some people think you're not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy you're alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?<br />
<br />
===Glamazon.com Presents...===<br />
<br />
''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''<br />
<br />
In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the opposite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:<br />
<br />
From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"<br />
<br />
From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size Adam's apple, I always thought that was great."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Numbers one and I just could not get up it was so relaxing." <br />
<br />
You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.<br />
<br />
===Hobbit'B'Gone===<br />
<br />
I bring to you today, something unique, fantastic even! Has going to the Shire been driving you mad? Have pesky Hobbits been getting on your last nerve?! Has the Took family screwed up your pipeweed order for the elentyith time in a row? Well now we have the solution for you! Tibo's Practical Products proudly present: Hobbit-B-Gone®! Yes that's right, Hobbit-B-Gone®. What does Hobbit-B-Gone® do exactly? Well I'm glad you asked! With one simple spray of this miraculous serum any Hobbit of any size will be instantly disintegrated! Yes that's right, disintegrated! No more dreading the Shire! No more pesky Hobbits, and of course no more pipeweed screw ups! I'm sorry what was the question? Isn't that murder? Ohh heaven's no, under Section 12 Paragraph 37 Line 54 Letter 23 of the Sentient Species Act of 3E2734 its clearly states Hobbits are not a sentient species of Middle Earth. I know, I didn't know that either! So to sum it up buy Hobbit-B-Gone® for all your Hobbit needs! From the makers of Gnome-B-Gone® and Ewok-B-Gone®. <br><br>''Disclaimer: Tibo's Practical Products does not endorse this message or any disintegrating of those dirty, sneaky, filthy Hobbits.''<br />
<br />
===Seven things I have learned through personal Experience===<br />
<br />
*Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.<br />
*If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.<br />
*Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.<br />
*Everyone is entitled to my opinion.<br />
*I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced.<br />
*I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.<br />
* I do not lie... I willfully participate in a campaign of misinformation.<br />
<br />
==Deep Stuff==<br />
<br />
If you are a man, this section is not for you. In fact it really shouldn't be here... us men never have feelings nor do we express them. So I ask you men, look away. Women, hello! Please read everything here, it's great!<br />
<br />
===Ode to the Vigil===<br />
<br />
A tale in the desert is only so sweet<br><br />
As the cactus sap you suffer to eat<br><br />
We lit a fire to please our gods<br><br />
But what shall they want, we were at odds<br><br />
A crash of thunder, a spark of light<br><br />
We all then did look up in fright<br><br />
Isis, Ra, Osiris all there<br><br />
It was only then we began to fear<br><br />
No wrath did come, only feelings of joy<br><br />
The gods wanted goods, and us to employ<br><br />
We took off as fast as our feet hit ground<br><br />
To get all the goods we had gathered and found<br><br />
Silt, lime, charcoal and more<br><br />
Carrots, bricks, and cut stones galore<br><br />
We needed fish and needed them fast<br><br />
We sent out twenty souls to catch and cast<br><br />
They asked for a jewel as blue as the sky<br><br />
A sapphire we had and would not deny<br><br />
Our stores were vast and we were getting lax<br><br />
Who knew the gods would ask for rotten flax<br><br />
A crisis averted, the gods still unsated<br><br />
We offered up Tibo, and they were elated<br><br />
Faster and faster their demands came<br><br />
It would seem this was no longer a game<br><br />
Demands came with dire, they needed more ore<br><br />
Nobody even wondered what they needed it for<br><br />
Avast a diamond we just couldn't find<br><br />
And the gods no longer paid us any mind<br><br />
In the end the Vigil lasted for days<br><br />
And the gods did finally give us our praise.<br />
<br />
===Wide Awake===<br />
<br />
Lingering on til daylight breaks<br><br />
A tired mind in an endless daze<br><br />
Look through the shadow your eyes see<br><br />
Knowing rest will never conquer thee<br><br />
Another hour won't do you in<br><br />
Cricket's cherps just make you grin<br><br />
Sunset, sunrise these don't mean a thing<br><br />
To a man with no rest, no care, no ring<br><br />
Time means nothing in your state<br><br />
Morning, night to you all great<br><br />
Stay up late, your mind don't care<br><br />
Never rest, caress your fear<br><br />
Eyes are strained, your fingers ache<br><br />
Your voice is choked, your wide awake<br><br />
You feel nothing, you feel all<br><br />
You can not rest, you can not stall<br><br />
Turbulence in your mind's eye<br><br />
You see yourself, watching you die<br><br />
Twenty four hours, seven days a week<br><br />
For with no rest it all looks bleak.<br><br />
<br />
===Fire and Forget===<br />
<br />
The frame in which your picture lays, haunts me here until this day.<br><br />
A fiery end is coming near, you'll never be bothered again my dear.<br><br />
My solemn vow I give to you, I promise to see this through.<br><br />
The ache it causes makes me weep, I still wish I had you to keep.<br><br />
A never ending struggle with fate, the results of which I love to hate.<br><br />
Neglected feelings only persevere, I can not think until it clears.<br><br />
Something you said has left me dead, and until this day filled me with dread.<br><br />
Until this day I was not me, until this day I was not free.<br><br />
Pride is said to come before fall, but no pride is here, that I can recall.<br><br />
This anger I have comes from love, but now is something I am devoid of.<br><br />
The fiery end is finally here, the frame in fire I ne'er shed a tear.<br><br />
<br />
===We, three===<br />
<br />
'''T'''ravelers met by destiny and fate<br><br />
'''I'''n cahoots they gathered some straw and some slate<br><br />
'''B'''y the time they were done, a monument built<br><br />
'''O'''h the gods you know they used so much silt<br />
<br />
'''V'''ery elated by the progress achieved<br><br />
'''O'''nly a few more cut stones and they were relieved<br><br />
'''Y'''ou know it took them many days and many nights<br><br />
'''N'''ow through it all can you believe never a fight<br><br />
'''A'''washed with the glory of coming so near<br />
<br />
'''A''' disaster averted, they had no more fear<br><br />
'''Z'''apping around to find the last pieces<br><br />
'''I'''n Egypt you know size only increases<br><br />
'''Z'''oning til everything was finally right<br><br />
'''A'''nd you know these three finished tonight</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=37828User:Tibo2009-01-25T08:28:06Z<p>Tibo: /* We, three */</p>
<hr />
<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
<br />
[[Image:tibo.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose you're going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Tibo's Agent==<br />
<br />
My agent told me I should let the world know about her greatness. I think most of us know [[User:Philadelphia| Philly]], and if you don't well that's no excuse, go meet her. She is a wonderful person and a great... agent. Okay so she hasn't been able to get me a paying gig yet. And it's been years. I just recently doubled her salary too. She says that I'm a hard act to place. That there are no venues out there for me. Honestly, I think she is just embarrassed by me. I mean, come on people would like me, wouldn't they? Sure I might be humorous one minute and then write a lament the next.. but that's not hard to place is it? Is it? Oh, Philly you're right... we need to talk about your salary again...<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think you're funny... on the other some people think you're not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy you're alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?<br />
<br />
===Glamazon.com Presents...===<br />
<br />
''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''<br />
<br />
In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the oppisite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:<br />
<br />
From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"<br />
<br />
From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size adam's apple, I always thought that was great."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Numbers one and I just could not get up it was so relaxing." <br />
<br />
You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.<br />
<br />
===Hobbit'B'Gone===<br />
<br />
I bring to you today, something unique, fantastic even! Has going to the Shire been driving you mad? Have pesky Hobbits been getting on your last nerve?! Has the Took family screwed up your pipeweed order for the elentyith time in a row? Well now we have the solution for you! Tibo's Practical Products proudly present: Hobbit-B-Gone®! Yes that's right, Hobbit-B-Gone®. What does Hobbit-B-Gone® do exactly? Well I'm glad you asked! With one simple spray of this miraculous serum any Hobbit of any size will be instantly disintegrated! Yes that's right, disintegrated! No more dreading the Shire! No more pesky Hobbits, and of course no more pipeweed screw ups! I'm sorry what was the question? Isn't that murder? Ohh heaven's no, under Section 12 Paragraph 37 Line 54 Letter 23 of the Sentient Species Act of 3E2734 its clearly states Hobbits are not a sentient species of Middle Earth. I know, I didn't know that either! So to sum it up buy Hobbit-B-Gone® for all your Hobbit needs! From the makers of Gnome-B-Gone® and Ewok-B-Gone®. <br><br>''Disclaimer: Tibo's Practical Products does not endorse this message or any disintegrating of those dirty, sneaky, filthy Hobbits.''<br />
<br />
===Seven things I have learned through personal Experience===<br />
<br />
*Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.<br />
*If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.<br />
*Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.<br />
*Everyone is entitled to my opinion.<br />
*I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced.<br />
*I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.<br />
* I do not lie... I willfully participate in a campaign of misinformation.<br />
<br />
==Deep Stuff==<br />
<br />
If you are a man, this section is not for you. In fact it really shouldn't be here... us men never have feelings nor do we express them. So I ask you men, look away. Women, hello! Please read everything here, it's great!<br />
<br />
===Ode to the Vigil===<br />
<br />
A tale in the desert is only so sweet<br><br />
As the cactus sap you suffer to eat<br><br />
We lit a fire to please our gods<br><br />
But what shall they want, we were at odds<br><br />
A crash of thunder, a spark of light<br><br />
We all then did look up in fright<br><br />
Isis, Ra, Osiris all there<br><br />
It was only then we began to fear<br><br />
No wrath did come, only feelings of joy<br><br />
The gods wanted goods, and us to employ<br><br />
We took off as fast as our feet hit ground<br><br />
To get all the goods we had gathered and found<br><br />
Silt, lime, charcoal and more<br><br />
Carrots, bricks, and cut stones galore<br><br />
We needed fish and needed them fast<br><br />
We sent out twenty souls to catch and cast<br><br />
They asked for a jewel as blue as the sky<br><br />
A sapphire we had and would not deny<br><br />
Our stores were vast and we were getting lax<br><br />
Who knew the gods would ask for rotten flax<br><br />
A crisis averted, the gods still unsated<br><br />
We offered up Tibo, and they were elated<br><br />
Faster and faster their demands came<br><br />
It would seem this was no longer a game<br><br />
Demands came with dire, they needed more ore<br><br />
Nobody even wondered what they needed it for<br><br />
Avast a diamond we just couldn't find<br><br />
And the gods no longer paid us any mind<br><br />
In the end the Vigil lasted for days<br><br />
And the gods did finally give us our praise.<br />
<br />
===Wide Awake===<br />
<br />
Lingering on til daylight breaks<br><br />
A tired mind in an endless daze<br><br />
Look through the shadow your eyes see<br><br />
Knowing rest will never conquer thee<br><br />
Another hour won't do you in<br><br />
Cricket's cherps just make you grin<br><br />
Sunset, sunrise these don't mean a thing<br><br />
To a man with no rest, no care, no ring<br><br />
Time means nothing in your state<br><br />
Morning, night to you all great<br><br />
Stay up late, your mind don't care<br><br />
Never rest, caress your fear<br><br />
Eyes are strained, your fingers ache<br><br />
Your voice is choked, your wide awake<br><br />
You feel nothing, you feel all<br><br />
You can not rest, you can not stall<br><br />
Turbulence in your mind's eye<br><br />
You see yourself, watching you die<br><br />
Twenty four hours, seven days a week<br><br />
For with no rest it all looks bleak.<br><br />
<br />
===Fire and Forget===<br />
<br />
The frame in which your picture lays, haunts me here until this day.<br><br />
A fiery end is coming near, you'll never be bothered again my dear.<br><br />
My solemn vow I give to you, I promise to see this through.<br><br />
The ache it causes makes me weep, I still wish I had you to keep.<br><br />
A never ending struggle with fate, the results of which I love to hate.<br><br />
Neglected feelings only persevere, I can not think until it clears.<br><br />
Something you said has left me dead, and until this day filled me with dread.<br><br />
Until this day I was not me, until this day I was not free.<br><br />
Pride is said to come before fall, but no pride is here, that I can recall.<br><br />
This anger I have comes from love, but now is something I am devoid of.<br><br />
The fiery end is finally here, the frame in fire I ne'er shed a tear.<br><br />
<br />
===We, three===<br />
<br />
'''T'''ravelers met by destiny and fate<br><br />
'''I'''n cahoots they gathered some straw and some slate<br><br />
'''B'''y the time they were done, a monument built<br><br />
'''O'''h the gods you know they used so much silt<br />
<br />
'''V'''ery elated by the progress achieved<br><br />
'''O'''nly a few more cut stones and they were relieved<br><br />
'''Y'''ou know it took them many days and many nights<br><br />
'''N'''ow through it all can you believe never a fight<br><br />
'''A'''washed with the glory of coming so near<br />
<br />
'''A''' disaster averted, they had no more fear<br><br />
'''Z'''apping around to find the last pieces<br><br />
'''I'''n Egypt you know size only increases<br><br />
'''Z'''oning til everything was finally right<br><br />
'''A'''nd you know these three finished tonight</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=Tibo&diff=37827Tibo2009-01-25T08:27:36Z<p>Tibo: /* We, three */</p>
<hr />
<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
<br />
[[Image:tibo.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose your going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Tibo's Agent==<br />
<br />
My agent told me I should let the world know about her greatness. I think most of us know [[User:Philadelphia| Philly]], and if you don't well that's no excuse, go meet her. She is a wonderful person and a great... agent. Okay so she hasn't been able to get me a paying gig yet. And it's been years. I just recently doubled her salary too. She says that I'm a hard act to place. That there are no venues out there for me. Honestly, I think she is just embarrassed by me. I mean, come on people would like me, wouldn't they? Sure I might be humorous one minute and then write a lament the next.. but that's not hard to place is it? Is it? Oh, Philly your right... we need to talk about your salary again...<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think your funny... on the other some people think your not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy your alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?<br />
<br />
===Glamazon.com Presents...===<br />
<br />
''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''<br />
<br />
In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the oppisite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:<br />
<br />
From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"<br />
<br />
From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size adam's apple, I always thought that was great."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Numbers one and I just could not get up it was so relaxing." <br />
<br />
You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.<br />
<br />
===Hobbit'B'Gone===<br />
<br />
I bring to you today, something unique, fantastic even! Has going to the Shire been driving you mad? Have pesky Hobbits been getting on your last nerve?! Has the Took family screwed up your pipeweed order for the elentyith time in a row? Well now we have the solution for you! Tibo's Practical Products proudly present: Hobbit-B-Gone®! Yes that's right, Hobbit-B-Gone®. What does Hobbit-B-Gone® do exactly? Well I'm glad you asked! With one simple spray of this miraculous serum any Hobbit of any size will be instantly disintegrated! Yes that's right, disintegrated! No more dreading the Shire! No more pesky Hobbits, and of course no more pipeweed screw ups! I'm sorry what was the question? Isn't that murder? Ohh heaven's no, under Section 12 Paragraph 37 Line 54 Letter 23 of the Sentient Species Act of 3E2734 its clearly states Hobbits are not a sentient species of Middle Earth. I know, I didn't know that either! So to sum it up buy Hobbit-B-Gone® for all your Hobbit needs! From the makers of Gnome-B-Gone® and Ewok-B-Gone®. <br><br>''Disclaimer: Tibo's Practical Products does not endorse this message or any disintegrating of those dirty, sneaky, filthy Hobbits.''<br />
<br />
===Seven things I have learned through personal Experience===<br />
<br />
*Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.<br />
*If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.<br />
*Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.<br />
*Everyone is entitled to my opinion.<br />
*I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced.<br />
*I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.<br />
* I do not lie... I willfully participate in a campaign of misinformation.<br />
<br />
==Deep Stuff==<br />
<br />
If you are a man, this section is not for you. In fact it really shouldn't be here... us men never have feelings nor do we express them. So I ask you men, look away. Women, hello! Please read everything here, it's great!<br />
<br />
===Ode to the Vigil===<br />
<br />
A tale in the desert is only so sweet<br><br />
As the cactus sap you suffer to eat<br><br />
We lit a fire to please our gods<br><br />
But what shall they want, we were at odds<br><br />
A crash of thunder, a spark of light<br><br />
We all then did look up in fright<br><br />
Isis, Ra, Osiris all there<br><br />
It was only then we began to fear<br><br />
No wrath did come, only feelings of joy<br><br />
The gods wanted goods, and us to employ<br><br />
We took off as fast as our feet hit ground<br><br />
To get all the goods we had gathered and found<br><br />
Silt, lime, charcoal and more<br><br />
Carrots, bricks, and cut stones galore<br><br />
We needed fish and needed them fast<br><br />
We sent out twenty souls to catch and cast<br><br />
They asked for a jewel as blue as the sky<br><br />
A sapphire we had and would not deny<br><br />
Our stores were vast and we were getting lax<br><br />
Who knew the gods would ask for rotten flax<br><br />
A crisis averted, the gods still unsated<br><br />
We offered up Tibo, and they were elated<br><br />
Faster and faster their demands came<br><br />
It would seem this was no longer a game<br><br />
Demands came with dire, they needed more ore<br><br />
Nobody even wondered what they needed it for<br><br />
Avast a diamond we just couldn't find<br><br />
And the gods no longer paid us any mind<br><br />
In the end the Vigil lasted for days<br><br />
And the gods did finally give us our praise.<br />
<br />
===Wide Awake===<br />
<br />
Lingering on til daylight breaks<br><br />
A tired mind in an endless daze<br><br />
Look through the shadow your eyes see<br><br />
Knowing rest will never conquer thee<br><br />
Another hour won't do you in<br><br />
Cricket's cherps just make you grin<br><br />
Sunset, sunrise these don't mean a thing<br><br />
To a man with no rest, no care, no ring<br><br />
Time means nothing in your state<br><br />
Morning, night to you all great<br><br />
Stay up late, your mind don't care<br><br />
Never rest, caress your fear<br><br />
Eyes are strained, your fingers ache<br><br />
Your voice is choked, your wide awake<br><br />
You feel nothing, you feel all<br><br />
You can not rest, you can not stall<br><br />
Turbulence in your mind's eye<br><br />
You see yourself, watching you die<br><br />
Twenty four hours, seven days a week<br><br />
For with no rest it all looks bleak.<br><br />
<br />
===Fire and Forget===<br />
<br />
The frame in which your picture lays, haunts me here until this day.<br><br />
A fiery end is coming near, you'll never be bothered again my dear.<br><br />
My solemn vow I give to you, I promise to see this through.<br><br />
The ache it causes makes me weep, I still wish I had you to keep.<br><br />
A never ending struggle with fate, the results of which I love to hate.<br><br />
Neglected feelings only persevere, I can not think until it clears.<br><br />
Something you said has left me dead, and until this day filled me with dread.<br><br />
Until this day I was not me, until this day I was not free.<br><br />
Pride is said to come before fall, but no pride is here, that I can recall.<br><br />
This anger I have comes from love, but now is something I am devoid of.<br><br />
The fiery end is finally here, the frame in fire I ne'er shed a tear.<br><br />
<br />
===We, three===<br />
<br />
'''T'''ravelers met by destiny and fate<br><br />
'''I'''n cahoots they gathered some straw and some slate<br><br />
'''B'''y the time they were done, a monument built<br><br />
'''O'''h the gods you know they used so much silt<br />
<br />
'''V'''ery elated by the progress achieved<br><br />
'''O'''nly a few more cut stones and they were relieved<br><br />
'''Y'''ou know it took them many days and many nights<br><br />
'''N'''ow through it all can you believe never a fight<br><br />
'''A'''washed with the glory of coming so near<br />
<br />
'''A''' disaster averted, they had no more fear<br><br />
'''Z'''apping around to find the last pieces<br><br />
'''I'''n Egypt you know size only increases<br><br />
'''Z'''oning til everything was finally right<br><br />
'''A'''nd you know these three finished tonight</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=Tibo&diff=37822Tibo2009-01-25T08:02:04Z<p>Tibo: /* Deep Stuff */</p>
<hr />
<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
<br />
[[Image:tibo.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose your going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Tibo's Agent==<br />
<br />
My agent told me I should let the world know about her greatness. I think most of us know [[User:Philadelphia| Philly]], and if you don't well that's no excuse, go meet her. She is a wonderful person and a great... agent. Okay so she hasn't been able to get me a paying gig yet. And it's been years. I just recently doubled her salary too. She says that I'm a hard act to place. That there are no venues out there for me. Honestly, I think she is just embarrassed by me. I mean, come on people would like me, wouldn't they? Sure I might be humorous one minute and then write a lament the next.. but that's not hard to place is it? Is it? Oh, Philly your right... we need to talk about your salary again...<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think your funny... on the other some people think your not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy your alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?<br />
<br />
===Glamazon.com Presents...===<br />
<br />
''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''<br />
<br />
In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the oppisite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:<br />
<br />
From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"<br />
<br />
From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size adam's apple, I always thought that was great."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Numbers one and I just could not get up it was so relaxing." <br />
<br />
You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.<br />
<br />
===Hobbit'B'Gone===<br />
<br />
I bring to you today, something unique, fantastic even! Has going to the Shire been driving you mad? Have pesky Hobbits been getting on your last nerve?! Has the Took family screwed up your pipeweed order for the elentyith time in a row? Well now we have the solution for you! Tibo's Practical Products proudly present: Hobbit-B-Gone®! Yes that's right, Hobbit-B-Gone®. What does Hobbit-B-Gone® do exactly? Well I'm glad you asked! With one simple spray of this miraculous serum any Hobbit of any size will be instantly disintegrated! Yes that's right, disintegrated! No more dreading the Shire! No more pesky Hobbits, and of course no more pipeweed screw ups! I'm sorry what was the question? Isn't that murder? Ohh heaven's no, under Section 12 Paragraph 37 Line 54 Letter 23 of the Sentient Species Act of 3E2734 its clearly states Hobbits are not a sentient species of Middle Earth. I know, I didn't know that either! So to sum it up buy Hobbit-B-Gone® for all your Hobbit needs! From the makers of Gnome-B-Gone® and Ewok-B-Gone®. <br><br>''Disclaimer: Tibo's Practical Products does not endorse this message or any disintegrating of those dirty, sneaky, filthy Hobbits.''<br />
<br />
===Seven things I have learned through personal Experience===<br />
<br />
*Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.<br />
*If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.<br />
*Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.<br />
*Everyone is entitled to my opinion.<br />
*I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced.<br />
*I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.<br />
* I do not lie... I willfully participate in a campaign of misinformation.<br />
<br />
==Deep Stuff==<br />
<br />
If you are a man, this section is not for you. In fact it really shouldn't be here... us men never have feelings nor do we express them. So I ask you men, look away. Women, hello! Please read everything here, it's great!<br />
<br />
===Ode to the Vigil===<br />
<br />
A tale in the desert is only so sweet<br><br />
As the cactus sap you suffer to eat<br><br />
We lit a fire to please our gods<br><br />
But what shall they want, we were at odds<br><br />
A crash of thunder, a spark of light<br><br />
We all then did look up in fright<br><br />
Isis, Ra, Osiris all there<br><br />
It was only then we began to fear<br><br />
No wrath did come, only feelings of joy<br><br />
The gods wanted goods, and us to employ<br><br />
We took off as fast as our feet hit ground<br><br />
To get all the goods we had gathered and found<br><br />
Silt, lime, charcoal and more<br><br />
Carrots, bricks, and cut stones galore<br><br />
We needed fish and needed them fast<br><br />
We sent out twenty souls to catch and cast<br><br />
They asked for a jewel as blue as the sky<br><br />
A sapphire we had and would not deny<br><br />
Our stores were vast and we were getting lax<br><br />
Who knew the gods would ask for rotten flax<br><br />
A crisis averted, the gods still unsated<br><br />
We offered up Tibo, and they were elated<br><br />
Faster and faster their demands came<br><br />
It would seem this was no longer a game<br><br />
Demands came with dire, they needed more ore<br><br />
Nobody even wondered what they needed it for<br><br />
Avast a diamond we just couldn't find<br><br />
And the gods no longer paid us any mind<br><br />
In the end the Vigil lasted for days<br><br />
And the gods did finally give us our praise.<br />
<br />
===Wide Awake===<br />
<br />
Lingering on til daylight breaks<br><br />
A tired mind in an endless daze<br><br />
Look through the shadow your eyes see<br><br />
Knowing rest will never conquer thee<br><br />
Another hour won't do you in<br><br />
Cricket's cherps just make you grin<br><br />
Sunset, sunrise these don't mean a thing<br><br />
To a man with no rest, no care, no ring<br><br />
Time means nothing in your state<br><br />
Morning, night to you all great<br><br />
Stay up late, your mind don't care<br><br />
Never rest, caress your fear<br><br />
Eyes are strained, your fingers ache<br><br />
Your voice is choked, your wide awake<br><br />
You feel nothing, you feel all<br><br />
You can not rest, you can not stall<br><br />
Turbulence in your mind's eye<br><br />
You see yourself, watching you die<br><br />
Twenty four hours, seven days a week<br><br />
For with no rest it all looks bleak.<br><br />
<br />
===Fire and Forget===<br />
<br />
The frame in which your picture lays, haunts me here until this day.<br><br />
A fiery end is coming near, you'll never be bothered again my dear.<br><br />
My solemn vow I give to you, I promise to see this through.<br><br />
The ache it causes makes me weep, I still wish I had you to keep.<br><br />
A never ending struggle with fate, the results of which I love to hate.<br><br />
Neglected feelings only persevere, I can not think until it clears.<br><br />
Something you said has left me dead, and until this day filled me with dread.<br><br />
Until this day I was not me, until this day I was not free.<br><br />
Pride is said to come before fall, but no pride is here, that I can recall.<br><br />
This anger I have comes from love, but now is something I am devoid of.<br><br />
The fiery end is finally here, the frame in fire I ne'er shed a tear.<br><br />
<br />
===We, three===<br />
<br />
Travelers met by destiny and fate<br><br />
In cahoots they gathered some straw and some slate<br><br />
By the time they were done, a monument built<br><br />
Oh the gods you know they used so much silt<br />
<br />
Very elated by the progress achieved<br><br />
Only a few more cut stones and they were relieved<br><br />
You know it took them many days and many nights<br><br />
Now through it all can you believe never a fight<br><br />
Awashed with the glory of coming so near<br />
<br />
A disaster averted, they had no more fear<br><br />
Zapping around to find the last pieces<br><br />
In Egypt you know size only increases<br><br />
Zoning til everything was finally right<br><br />
And you know these three finished tonight</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=37821User:Tibo2009-01-25T07:59:20Z<p>Tibo: /* We, three */</p>
<hr />
<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
<br />
[[Image:tibo.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose you're going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Tibo's Agent==<br />
<br />
My agent told me I should let the world know about her greatness. I think most of us know [[User:Philadelphia| Philly]], and if you don't well that's no excuse, go meet her. She is a wonderful person and a great... agent. Okay so she hasn't been able to get me a paying gig yet. And it's been years. I just recently doubled her salary too. She says that I'm a hard act to place. That there are no venues out there for me. Honestly, I think she is just embarrassed by me. I mean, come on people would like me, wouldn't they? Sure I might be humorous one minute and then write a lament the next.. but that's not hard to place is it? Is it? Oh, Philly you're right... we need to talk about your salary again...<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think you're funny... on the other some people think you're not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy you're alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?<br />
<br />
===Glamazon.com Presents...===<br />
<br />
''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''<br />
<br />
In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the oppisite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:<br />
<br />
From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"<br />
<br />
From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size adam's apple, I always thought that was great."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Numbers one and I just could not get up it was so relaxing." <br />
<br />
You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.<br />
<br />
===Hobbit'B'Gone===<br />
<br />
I bring to you today, something unique, fantastic even! Has going to the Shire been driving you mad? Have pesky Hobbits been getting on your last nerve?! Has the Took family screwed up your pipeweed order for the elentyith time in a row? Well now we have the solution for you! Tibo's Practical Products proudly present: Hobbit-B-Gone®! Yes that's right, Hobbit-B-Gone®. What does Hobbit-B-Gone® do exactly? Well I'm glad you asked! With one simple spray of this miraculous serum any Hobbit of any size will be instantly disintegrated! Yes that's right, disintegrated! No more dreading the Shire! No more pesky Hobbits, and of course no more pipeweed screw ups! I'm sorry what was the question? Isn't that murder? Ohh heaven's no, under Section 12 Paragraph 37 Line 54 Letter 23 of the Sentient Species Act of 3E2734 its clearly states Hobbits are not a sentient species of Middle Earth. I know, I didn't know that either! So to sum it up buy Hobbit-B-Gone® for all your Hobbit needs! From the makers of Gnome-B-Gone® and Ewok-B-Gone®. <br><br>''Disclaimer: Tibo's Practical Products does not endorse this message or any disintegrating of those dirty, sneaky, filthy Hobbits.''<br />
<br />
===Seven things I have learned through personal Experience===<br />
<br />
*Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.<br />
*If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.<br />
*Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.<br />
*Everyone is entitled to my opinion.<br />
*I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced.<br />
*I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.<br />
* I do not lie... I willfully participate in a campaign of misinformation.<br />
<br />
==Deep Stuff==<br />
<br />
If you are a man, this section is not for you. In fact it really shouldn't be here... us men never have feelings nor do we express them. So I ask you men, look away. Women, hello! Please read everything here, it's great!<br />
<br />
===Ode to the Vigil===<br />
<br />
A tale in the desert is only so sweet<br><br />
As the cactus sap you suffer to eat<br><br />
We lit a fire to please our gods<br><br />
But what shall they want, we were at odds<br><br />
A crash of thunder, a spark of light<br><br />
We all then did look up in fright<br><br />
Isis, Ra, Osiris all there<br><br />
It was only then we began to fear<br><br />
No wrath did come, only feelings of joy<br><br />
The gods wanted goods, and us to employ<br><br />
We took off as fast as our feet hit ground<br><br />
To get all the goods we had gathered and found<br><br />
Silt, lime, charcoal and more<br><br />
Carrots, bricks, and cut stones galore<br><br />
We needed fish and needed them fast<br><br />
We sent out twenty souls to catch and cast<br><br />
They asked for a jewel as blue as the sky<br><br />
A sapphire we had and would not deny<br><br />
Our stores were vast and we were getting lax<br><br />
Who knew the gods would ask for rotten flax<br><br />
A crisis averted, the gods still unsated<br><br />
We offered up Tibo, and they were elated<br><br />
Faster and faster their demands came<br><br />
It would seem this was no longer a game<br><br />
Demands came with dire, they needed more ore<br><br />
Nobody even wondered what they needed it for<br><br />
Avast a diamond we just couldn't find<br><br />
And the gods no longer paid us any mind<br><br />
In the end the Vigil lasted for days<br><br />
And the gods did finally give us our praise.<br />
<br />
===Wide Awake===<br />
<br />
Lingering on til daylight breaks<br><br />
A tired mind in an endless daze<br><br />
Look through the shadow your eyes see<br><br />
Knowing rest will never conquer thee<br><br />
Another hour won't do you in<br><br />
Cricket's cherps just make you grin<br><br />
Sunset, sunrise these don't mean a thing<br><br />
To a man with no rest, no care, no ring<br><br />
Time means nothing in your state<br><br />
Morning, night to you all great<br><br />
Stay up late, your mind don't care<br><br />
Never rest, caress your fear<br><br />
Eyes are strained, your fingers ache<br><br />
Your voice is choked, your wide awake<br><br />
You feel nothing, you feel all<br><br />
You can not rest, you can not stall<br><br />
Turbulence in your mind's eye<br><br />
You see yourself, watching you die<br><br />
Twenty four hours, seven days a week<br><br />
For with no rest it all looks bleak.<br><br />
<br />
===Fire and Forget===<br />
<br />
The frame in which your picture lays, haunts me here until this day.<br><br />
A fiery end is coming near, you'll never be bothered again my dear.<br><br />
My solemn vow I give to you, I promise to see this through.<br><br />
The ache it causes makes me weep, I still wish I had you to keep.<br><br />
A never ending struggle with fate, the results of which I love to hate.<br><br />
Neglected feelings only persevere, I can not think until it clears.<br><br />
Something you said has left me dead, and until this day filled me with dread.<br><br />
Until this day I was not me, until this day I was not free.<br><br />
Pride is said to come before fall, but no pride is here, that I can recall.<br><br />
This anger I have comes from love, but now is something I am devoid of.<br><br />
The fiery end is finally here, the frame in fire I ne'er shed a tear.<br><br />
<br />
===We, three===<br />
<br />
Travelers met by destiny and fate<br><br />
In cahoots they gathered some straw and some slate<br><br />
By the time they were done, a monument built<br><br />
Oh the gods you know they used so much silt<br />
<br />
Very elated by the progress achieved<br><br />
Only a few more cut stones and they were relieved<br><br />
You know it took them many days and many nights<br><br />
Now through it all can you believe never a fight<br><br />
Awashed with the glory of coming so near<br />
<br />
A disaster averted, they had no more fear<br><br />
Zapping around to find the last pieces<br><br />
In Egypt you know size only increases<br><br />
Zoning til everything was finally right<br><br />
And you know these three finished tonight</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=37820User:Tibo2009-01-25T07:58:30Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
<br />
[[Image:tibo.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose you're going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Tibo's Agent==<br />
<br />
My agent told me I should let the world know about her greatness. I think most of us know [[User:Philadelphia| Philly]], and if you don't well that's no excuse, go meet her. She is a wonderful person and a great... agent. Okay so she hasn't been able to get me a paying gig yet. And it's been years. I just recently doubled her salary too. She says that I'm a hard act to place. That there are no venues out there for me. Honestly, I think she is just embarrassed by me. I mean, come on people would like me, wouldn't they? Sure I might be humorous one minute and then write a lament the next.. but that's not hard to place is it? Is it? Oh, Philly you're right... we need to talk about your salary again...<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think you're funny... on the other some people think you're not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy you're alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?<br />
<br />
===Glamazon.com Presents...===<br />
<br />
''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''<br />
<br />
In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the oppisite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:<br />
<br />
From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"<br />
<br />
From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size adam's apple, I always thought that was great."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Numbers one and I just could not get up it was so relaxing." <br />
<br />
You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.<br />
<br />
===Hobbit'B'Gone===<br />
<br />
I bring to you today, something unique, fantastic even! Has going to the Shire been driving you mad? Have pesky Hobbits been getting on your last nerve?! Has the Took family screwed up your pipeweed order for the elentyith time in a row? Well now we have the solution for you! Tibo's Practical Products proudly present: Hobbit-B-Gone®! Yes that's right, Hobbit-B-Gone®. What does Hobbit-B-Gone® do exactly? Well I'm glad you asked! With one simple spray of this miraculous serum any Hobbit of any size will be instantly disintegrated! Yes that's right, disintegrated! No more dreading the Shire! No more pesky Hobbits, and of course no more pipeweed screw ups! I'm sorry what was the question? Isn't that murder? Ohh heaven's no, under Section 12 Paragraph 37 Line 54 Letter 23 of the Sentient Species Act of 3E2734 its clearly states Hobbits are not a sentient species of Middle Earth. I know, I didn't know that either! So to sum it up buy Hobbit-B-Gone® for all your Hobbit needs! From the makers of Gnome-B-Gone® and Ewok-B-Gone®. <br><br>''Disclaimer: Tibo's Practical Products does not endorse this message or any disintegrating of those dirty, sneaky, filthy Hobbits.''<br />
<br />
===Seven things I have learned through personal Experience===<br />
<br />
*Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.<br />
*If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.<br />
*Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.<br />
*Everyone is entitled to my opinion.<br />
*I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced.<br />
*I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.<br />
* I do not lie... I willfully participate in a campaign of misinformation.<br />
<br />
==Deep Stuff==<br />
<br />
If you are a man, this section is not for you. In fact it really shouldn't be here... us men never have feelings nor do we express them. So I ask you men, look away. Women, hello! Please read everything here, it's great!<br />
<br />
===Ode to the Vigil===<br />
<br />
A tale in the desert is only so sweet<br><br />
As the cactus sap you suffer to eat<br><br />
We lit a fire to please our gods<br><br />
But what shall they want, we were at odds<br><br />
A crash of thunder, a spark of light<br><br />
We all then did look up in fright<br><br />
Isis, Ra, Osiris all there<br><br />
It was only then we began to fear<br><br />
No wrath did come, only feelings of joy<br><br />
The gods wanted goods, and us to employ<br><br />
We took off as fast as our feet hit ground<br><br />
To get all the goods we had gathered and found<br><br />
Silt, lime, charcoal and more<br><br />
Carrots, bricks, and cut stones galore<br><br />
We needed fish and needed them fast<br><br />
We sent out twenty souls to catch and cast<br><br />
They asked for a jewel as blue as the sky<br><br />
A sapphire we had and would not deny<br><br />
Our stores were vast and we were getting lax<br><br />
Who knew the gods would ask for rotten flax<br><br />
A crisis averted, the gods still unsated<br><br />
We offered up Tibo, and they were elated<br><br />
Faster and faster their demands came<br><br />
It would seem this was no longer a game<br><br />
Demands came with dire, they needed more ore<br><br />
Nobody even wondered what they needed it for<br><br />
Avast a diamond we just couldn't find<br><br />
And the gods no longer paid us any mind<br><br />
In the end the Vigil lasted for days<br><br />
And the gods did finally give us our praise.<br />
<br />
===Wide Awake===<br />
<br />
Lingering on til daylight breaks<br><br />
A tired mind in an endless daze<br><br />
Look through the shadow your eyes see<br><br />
Knowing rest will never conquer thee<br><br />
Another hour won't do you in<br><br />
Cricket's cherps just make you grin<br><br />
Sunset, sunrise these don't mean a thing<br><br />
To a man with no rest, no care, no ring<br><br />
Time means nothing in your state<br><br />
Morning, night to you all great<br><br />
Stay up late, your mind don't care<br><br />
Never rest, caress your fear<br><br />
Eyes are strained, your fingers ache<br><br />
Your voice is choked, your wide awake<br><br />
You feel nothing, you feel all<br><br />
You can not rest, you can not stall<br><br />
Turbulence in your mind's eye<br><br />
You see yourself, watching you die<br><br />
Twenty four hours, seven days a week<br><br />
For with no rest it all looks bleak.<br><br />
<br />
===Fire and Forget===<br />
<br />
The frame in which your picture lays, haunts me here until this day.<br><br />
A fiery end is coming near, you'll never be bothered again my dear.<br><br />
My solemn vow I give to you, I promise to see this through.<br><br />
The ache it causes makes me weep, I still wish I had you to keep.<br><br />
A never ending struggle with fate, the results of which I love to hate.<br><br />
Neglected feelings only persevere, I can not think until it clears.<br><br />
Something you said has left me dead, and until this day filled me with dread.<br><br />
Until this day I was not me, until this day I was not free.<br><br />
Pride is said to come before fall, but no pride is here, that I can recall.<br><br />
This anger I have comes from love, but now is something I am devoid of.<br><br />
The fiery end is finally here, the frame in fire I ne'er shed a tear.<br><br />
<br />
===We, three===<br />
<br />
Travelers met by destiny and fate<br><br />
In cahouts they gathered some straw and some slate<br><br />
By the time they were done, a monument built<br><br />
Oh the gods you know they used so much silt<br />
<br />
Very elated by the progress achieved<br><br />
Only a few more cut stones and they were relieved<br><br />
You know it took them many days and many nights<br><br />
Now through it all can you believe never a fight<br><br />
Awashed with the glory of coming so near<br />
<br />
A distaster averted, they had no more fear<br><br />
Zapping around to find the last pieces<br><br />
In Egypt you know size only increases<br><br />
Zoning til everything was finally right<br><br />
And you know these three finished tonight</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=37119User:Tibo2009-01-24T11:34:40Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
<br />
[[Image:tibo.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose you're going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Tibo's Agent==<br />
<br />
My agent told me I should let the world know about her greatness. I think most of us know [[User:Philadelphia| Philly]], and if you don't well that's no excuse, go meet her. She is a wonderful person and a great... agent. Okay so she hasn't been able to get me a paying gig yet. And it's been years. I just recently doubled her salary too. She says that I'm a hard act to place. That there are no venues out there for me. Honestly, I think she is just embarrassed by me. I mean, come on people would like me, wouldn't they? Sure I might be humorous one minute and then write a lament the next.. but that's not hard to place is it? Is it? Oh, Philly you're right... we need to talk about your salary again...<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think you're funny... on the other some people think you're not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy you're alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?<br />
<br />
===Glamazon.com Presents...===<br />
<br />
''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''<br />
<br />
In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the oppisite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:<br />
<br />
From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"<br />
<br />
From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size adam's apple, I always thought that was great."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Numbers one and I just could not get up it was so relaxing." <br />
<br />
You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.<br />
<br />
===Hobbit'B'Gone===<br />
<br />
I bring to you today, something unique, fantastic even! Has going to the Shire been driving you mad? Have pesky Hobbits been getting on your last nerve?! Has the Took family screwed up your pipeweed order for the elentyith time in a row? Well now we have the solution for you! Tibo's Practical Products proudly present: Hobbit-B-Gone®! Yes that's right, Hobbit-B-Gone®. What does Hobbit-B-Gone® do exactly? Well I'm glad you asked! With one simple spray of this miraculous serum any Hobbit of any size will be instantly disintegrated! Yes that's right, disintegrated! No more dreading the Shire! No more pesky Hobbits, and of course no more pipeweed screw ups! I'm sorry what was the question? Isn't that murder? Ohh heaven's no, under Section 12 Paragraph 37 Line 54 Letter 23 of the Sentient Species Act of 3E2734 its clearly states Hobbits are not a sentient species of Middle Earth. I know, I didn't know that either! So to sum it up buy Hobbit-B-Gone® for all your Hobbit needs! From the makers of Gnome-B-Gone® and Ewok-B-Gone®. <br><br>''Disclaimer: Tibo's Practical Products does not endorse this message or any disintegrating of those dirty, sneaky, filthy Hobbits.''<br />
<br />
===Seven things I have learned through personal Experience===<br />
<br />
*Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.<br />
*If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.<br />
*Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.<br />
*Everyone is entitled to my opinion.<br />
*I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced.<br />
*I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.<br />
* I do not lie... I willfully participate in a campaign of misinformation.<br />
<br />
==Deep Stuff==<br />
<br />
If you are a man, this section is not for you. In fact it really shouldn't be here... us men never have feelings nor do we express them. So I ask you men, look away. Women, hello! Please read everything here, it's great!<br />
<br />
===Ode to the Vigil===<br />
<br />
A tale in the desert is only so sweet<br><br />
As the cactus sap you suffer to eat<br><br />
We lit a fire to please our gods<br><br />
But what shall they want, we were at odds<br><br />
A crash of thunder, a spark of light<br><br />
We all then did look up in fright<br><br />
Isis, Ra, Osiris all there<br><br />
It was only then we began to fear<br><br />
No wrath did come, only feelings of joy<br><br />
The gods wanted goods, and us to employ<br><br />
We took off as fast as our feet hit ground<br><br />
To get all the goods we had gathered and found<br><br />
Silt, lime, charcoal and more<br><br />
Carrots, bricks, and cut stones galore<br><br />
We needed fish and needed them fast<br><br />
We sent out twenty souls to catch and cast<br><br />
They asked for a jewel as blue as the sky<br><br />
A sapphire we had and would not deny<br><br />
Our stores were vast and we were getting lax<br><br />
Who knew the gods would ask for rotten flax<br><br />
A crisis averted, the gods still unsated<br><br />
We offered up Tibo, and they were elated<br><br />
Faster and faster their demands came<br><br />
It would seem this was no longer a game<br><br />
Demands came with dire, they needed more ore<br><br />
Nobody even wondered what they needed it for<br><br />
Avast a diamond we just couldn't find<br><br />
And the gods no longer paid us any mind<br><br />
In the end the Vigil lasted for days<br><br />
And the gods did finally give us our praise.<br />
<br />
===Wide Awake===<br />
<br />
Lingering on til daylight breaks<br><br />
A tired mind in an endless daze<br><br />
Look through the shadow your eyes see<br><br />
Knowing rest will never conquer thee<br><br />
Another hour won't do you in<br><br />
Cricket's cherps just make you grin<br><br />
Sunset, sunrise these don't mean a thing<br><br />
To a man with no rest, no care, no ring<br><br />
Time means nothing in your state<br><br />
Morning, night to you all great<br><br />
Stay up late, your mind don't care<br><br />
Never rest, caress your fear<br><br />
Eyes are strained, your fingers ache<br><br />
Your voice is choked, your wide awake<br><br />
You feel nothing, you feel all<br><br />
You can not rest, you can not stall<br><br />
Turbulence in your mind's eye<br><br />
You see yourself, watching you die<br><br />
Twenty four hours, seven days a week<br><br />
For with no rest it all looks bleak.<br><br />
<br />
===Fire and Forget===<br />
<br />
The frame in which your picture lays, haunts me here until this day.<br><br />
A fiery end is coming near, you'll never be bothered again my dear.<br><br />
My solemn vow I give to you, I promise to see this through.<br><br />
The ache it causes makes me weep, I still wish I had you to keep.<br><br />
A never ending struggle with fate, the results of which I love to hate.<br><br />
Neglected feelings only persevere, I can not think until it clears.<br><br />
Something you said has left me dead, and until this day filled me with dread.<br><br />
Until this day I was not me, until this day I was not free.<br><br />
Pride is said to come before fall, but no pride is here, that I can recall.<br><br />
This anger I have comes from love, but now is something I am devoid of.<br><br />
The fiery end is finally here, the frame in fire I ne'er shed a tear.<br></div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=Tibo&diff=37116Tibo2009-01-24T11:30:08Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
<br />
[[Image:tibo.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose your going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Tibo's Agent==<br />
<br />
My agent told me I should let the world know about her greatness. I think most of us know [[User:Philadelphia| Philly]], and if you don't well that's no excuse, go meet her. She is a wonderful person and a great... agent. Okay so she hasn't been able to get me a paying gig yet. And it's been years. I just recently doubled her salary too. She says that I'm a hard act to place. That there are no venues out there for me. Honestly, I think she is just embarrassed by me. I mean, come on people would like me, wouldn't they? Sure I might be humorous one minute and then write a lament the next.. but that's not hard to place is it? Is it? Oh, Philly your right... we need to talk about your salary again...<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think your funny... on the other some people think your not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy your alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?<br />
<br />
===Glamazon.com Presents...===<br />
<br />
''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''<br />
<br />
In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the oppisite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:<br />
<br />
From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"<br />
<br />
From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size adam's apple, I always thought that was great."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Numbers one and I just could not get up it was so relaxing." <br />
<br />
You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.<br />
<br />
===Hobbit'B'Gone===<br />
<br />
I bring to you today, something unique, fantastic even! Has going to the Shire been driving you mad? Have pesky Hobbits been getting on your last nerve?! Has the Took family screwed up your pipeweed order for the elentyith time in a row? Well now we have the solution for you! Tibo's Practical Products proudly present: Hobbit-B-Gone®! Yes that's right, Hobbit-B-Gone®. What does Hobbit-B-Gone® do exactly? Well I'm glad you asked! With one simple spray of this miraculous serum any Hobbit of any size will be instantly disintegrated! Yes that's right, disintegrated! No more dreading the Shire! No more pesky Hobbits, and of course no more pipeweed screw ups! I'm sorry what was the question? Isn't that murder? Ohh heaven's no, under Section 12 Paragraph 37 Line 54 Letter 23 of the Sentient Species Act of 3E2734 its clearly states Hobbits are not a sentient species of Middle Earth. I know, I didn't know that either! So to sum it up buy Hobbit-B-Gone® for all your Hobbit needs! From the makers of Gnome-B-Gone® and Ewok-B-Gone®. <br><br>''Disclaimer: Tibo's Practical Products does not endorse this message or any disintegrating of those dirty, sneaky, filthy Hobbits.''<br />
<br />
===Seven things I have learned through personal Experience===<br />
<br />
*Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.<br />
*If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.<br />
*Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.<br />
*Everyone is entitled to my opinion.<br />
*I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced.<br />
*I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.<br />
* I do not lie... I willfully participate in a campaign of misinformation.<br />
<br />
==Deep Stuff==<br />
<br />
If you are a man, this section is not for you. In fact it really shouldn't be here... us men never have feelings nor do we express them. So I ask you men, look away. Women, hello! Please read everything here, it's great!<br />
<br />
===Ode to the Vigil===<br />
<br />
A tale in the desert is only so sweet<br><br />
As the cactus sap you suffer to eat<br><br />
We lit a fire to please our gods<br><br />
But what shall they want, we were at odds<br><br />
A crash of thunder, a spark of light<br><br />
We all then did look up in fright<br><br />
Isis, Ra, Osiris all there<br><br />
It was only then we began to fear<br><br />
No wrath did come, only feelings of joy<br><br />
The gods wanted goods, and us to employ<br><br />
We took off as fast as our feet hit ground<br><br />
To get all the goods we had gathered and found<br><br />
Silt, lime, charcoal and more<br><br />
Carrots, bricks, and cut stones galore<br><br />
We needed fish and needed them fast<br><br />
We sent out twenty souls to catch and cast<br><br />
They asked for a jewel as blue as the sky<br><br />
A sapphire we had and would not deny<br><br />
Our stores were vast and we were getting lax<br><br />
Who knew the gods would ask for rotten flax<br><br />
A crisis averted, the gods still unsated<br><br />
We offered up Tibo, and they were elated<br><br />
Faster and faster their demands came<br><br />
It would seem this was no longer a game<br><br />
Demands came with dire, they needed more ore<br><br />
Nobody even wondered what they needed it for<br><br />
Avast a diamond we just couldn't find<br><br />
And the gods no longer paid us any mind<br><br />
In the end the Vigil lasted for days<br><br />
And the gods did finally give us our praise.<br />
<br />
===Wide Awake===<br />
<br />
Lingering on til daylight breaks<br><br />
A tired mind in an endless daze<br><br />
Look through the shadow your eyes see<br><br />
Knowing rest will never conquer thee<br><br />
Another hour won't do you in<br><br />
Cricket's cherps just make you grin<br><br />
Sunset, sunrise these don't mean a thing<br><br />
To a man with no rest, no care, no ring<br><br />
Time means nothing in your state<br><br />
Morning, night to you all great<br><br />
Stay up late, your mind don't care<br><br />
Never rest, caress your fear<br><br />
Eyes are strained, your fingers ache<br><br />
Your voice is choked, your wide awake<br><br />
You feel nothing, you feel all<br><br />
You can not rest, you can not stall<br><br />
Turbulence in your mind's eye<br><br />
You see yourself, watching you die<br><br />
Twenty four hours, seven days a week<br><br />
For with no rest it all looks bleak.<br><br />
<br />
===Fire and Forget===<br />
<br />
The frame in which your picture lays, haunts me here until this day.<br><br />
A fiery end is coming near, you'll never be bothered again my dear.<br><br />
My solemn vow I give to you, I promise to see this through.<br><br />
The ache it causes makes me weep, I still wish I had you to keep.<br><br />
A never ending struggle with fate, the results of which I love to hate.<br><br />
Neglected feelings only persevere, I can not think until it clears.<br><br />
Something you said has left me dead, and until this day filled me with dread.<br><br />
Until this day I was not me, until this day I was not free.<br><br />
Pride is said to come before fall, but no pride is here, that I can recall.<br><br />
This anger I have comes from love, but now is something I am devoid of.<br><br />
The fiery end is finally here, the frame in fire I ne'er shed a tear.<br></div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=37111User:Tibo2009-01-24T11:22:01Z<p>Tibo: /* Deep Stuff */</p>
<hr />
<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
<br />
[[Image:tibo.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose your going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Tibo's Agent==<br />
<br />
My agent told me I should let the world know about her greatness. I think most of us know [[User:Philadelphia| Philly]], and if you don't well that's no excuse, go meet her. She is a wonderful person and a great... agent. Okay so she hasn't been able to get me a paying gig yet. And it's been years. I just recently doubled her salary too. She says that I'm a hard act to place. That there are no venues out there for me. Honestly, I think she is just embarrassed by me. I mean, come on people would like me, wouldn't they? Sure I might be humorous one minute and then write a lament the next.. but that's not hard to place is it? Is it? Oh, Philly your right... we need to talk about your salary again...<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think your funny... on the other some people think your not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy your alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?<br />
<br />
===Glamazon.com Presents...===<br />
<br />
''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''<br />
<br />
In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the oppisite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:<br />
<br />
From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"<br />
<br />
From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size adam's apple, I always thought that was great."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Numbers one and I just could not get up it was so relaxing." <br />
<br />
You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.<br />
<br />
===Hobbit'B'Gone===<br />
<br />
I bring to you today, something unique, fantastic even! Has going to the Shire been driving you mad? Have pesky Hobbits been getting on your last nerve?! Has the Took family screwed up your pipeweed order for the elentyith time in a row? Well now we have the solution for you! Tibo's Practical Products proudly present: Hobbit-B-Gone®! Yes that's right, Hobbit-B-Gone®. What does Hobbit-B-Gone® do exactly? Well I'm glad you asked! With one simple spray of this miraculous serum any Hobbit of any size will be instantly disintegrated! Yes that's right, disintegrated! No more dreading the Shire! No more pesky Hobbits, and of course no more pipeweed screw ups! I'm sorry what was the question? Isn't that murder? Ohh heaven's no, under Section 12 Paragraph 37 Line 54 Letter 23 of the Sentient Species Act of 3E2734 its clearly states Hobbits are not a sentient species of Middle Earth. I know, I didn't know that either! So to sum it up buy Hobbit-B-Gone® for all your Hobbit needs! From the makers of Gnome-B-Gone® and Ewok-B-Gone®. <br><br>''Disclaimer: Tibo's Practical Products does not endorse this message or any disintegrating of those dirty, sneaky, filthy Hobbits.''<br />
<br />
===Seven things I have learned through personal Experience===<br />
<br />
*Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.<br />
*If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.<br />
*Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.<br />
*Everyone is entitled to my opinion.<br />
*I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced.<br />
*I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.<br />
* I do not lie... I willfully participate in a campaign of misinformation.<br />
<br />
==Deep Stuff==<br />
<br />
If you are a man, this section is not for you. In fact it really shouldn't be here... us men never have feelings nor do we express them. So I ask you men, look away. Women, hello! Please read everything here, it's great!<br />
<br />
===Ode to the Vigil===<br />
<br />
A tale in the desert is only so sweet<br><br />
As the cactus sap you suffer to eat<br><br />
We lit a fire to please our gods<br><br />
But what shall they want, we were at odds<br><br />
A crash of thunder, a spark of light<br><br />
We all then did look up in fright<br><br />
Isis, Ra, Osiris all there<br><br />
It was only then we began to fear<br><br />
No wrath did come, only feelings of joy<br><br />
The gods wanted goods, and us to employ<br><br />
We took off as fast as our feet hit ground<br><br />
To get all the goods we had gathered and found<br><br />
Silt, lime, charcoal and more<br><br />
Carrots, bricks, and cut stones galore<br><br />
We needed fish and needed them fast<br><br />
We sent out twenty souls to catch and cast<br><br />
They asked for a jewel as blue as the sky<br><br />
A sapphire we had and would not deny<br><br />
Our stores were vast and we were getting lax<br><br />
Who knew the gods would ask for rotten flax<br><br />
A crisis averted, the gods still unsated<br><br />
We offered up Tibo, and they were elated<br><br />
Faster and faster their demands came<br><br />
It would seem this was no longer a game<br><br />
Demands came with dire, they needed more ore<br><br />
Nobody even wondered what they needed it for<br><br />
Avast a diamond we just couldn't find<br><br />
And the gods no longer paid us any mind<br><br />
In the end the Vigil lasted for days<br><br />
And the gods did finally give us our praise.<br />
<br />
===Wide Awake===<br />
<br />
Lingering on til daylight breaks<br><br />
A tired mind in an endless daze<br><br />
Look through the shadow your eyes see<br><br />
Knowing rest will never conquer thee<br><br />
Another hour won't do you in<br><br />
Cricket's cherps just make you grin<br><br />
Sunset, sunrise these don't mean a thing<br><br />
To a man with no rest, no care, no ring<br><br />
Time means nothing in your state<br><br />
Morning, night to you all great<br><br />
Stay up late, your mind don't care<br><br />
Never rest, caress your fear<br><br />
Eyes are strained, your fingers ache<br><br />
Your voice is choked, your wide awake<br><br />
You feel nothing, you feel all<br><br />
You can not rest, you can not stall<br><br />
Turbulence in your mind's eye<br><br />
You see yourself, watching you die<br><br />
Twenty four hours, seven days a week<br><br />
For with no rest it all looks bleak.<br><br />
<br />
===Fire and Forget===<br />
<br />
The frame in which your picture lays, haunts me here until this day.<br><br />
A fiery end is coming near, you'll never be bothered again my dear.<br><br />
My solemn vow I give to you, I promise to see this through.<br><br />
The ache it causes makes me weep, I still wish I had you to keep.<br><br />
A never ending struggle with fate, the results of which I love to hate.<br><br />
Neglected feelings only persevere, I can not think until it clears.<br><br />
Something you said has left me dead, and until this day filled me with dread.<br><br />
Until this day I was not me, until this day I was not free.<br><br />
Pride is said to come before fall, but no pride is here, that I can recall.<br><br />
This anger I have comes from love, but now is something I am devoid of.<br><br />
The fiery end is finally here, the frame in fire I ne'er shed a tear.<br></div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=36832User:Tibo2009-01-24T01:39:39Z<p>Tibo: </p>
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<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
<br />
[[Image:tibo.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose your going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Tibo's Agent==<br />
<br />
My agent told me I should let the world know about her greatness. I think most of us know [[User:Philadelphia| Philly]], and if you don't well that's no excuse, go meet her. She is a wonderful person and a great... agent. Okay so she hasn't been able to get me a paying gig yet. And it's been years. I just recently doubled her salary too. She says that I'm a hard act to place. That there are no venues out there for me. Honestly, I think she is just embarrassed by me. I mean, come on people would like me, wouldn't they? Sure I might be humorous one minute and then write a lament the next.. but that's not hard to place is it? Is it? Oh, Philly your right... we need to talk about your salary again...<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think your funny... on the other some people think your not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy your alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?<br />
<br />
===Glamazon.com Presents...===<br />
<br />
''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''<br />
<br />
In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the oppisite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:<br />
<br />
From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"<br />
<br />
From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size adam's apple, I always thought that was great."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Numbers one and I just could not get up it was so relaxing." <br />
<br />
You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.<br />
<br />
===Hobbit'B'Gone===<br />
<br />
I bring to you today, something unique, fantastic even! Has going to the Shire been driving you mad? Have pesky Hobbits been getting on your last nerve?! Has the Took family screwed up your pipeweed order for the elentyith time in a row? Well now we have the solution for you! Tibo's Practical Products proudly present: Hobbit-B-Gone®! Yes that's right, Hobbit-B-Gone®. What does Hobbit-B-Gone® do exactly? Well I'm glad you asked! With one simple spray of this miraculous serum any Hobbit of any size will be instantly disintegrated! Yes that's right, disintegrated! No more dreading the Shire! No more pesky Hobbits, and of course no more pipeweed screw ups! I'm sorry what was the question? Isn't that murder? Ohh heaven's no, under Section 12 Paragraph 37 Line 54 Letter 23 of the Sentient Species Act of 3E2734 its clearly states Hobbits are not a sentient species of Middle Earth. I know, I didn't know that either! So to sum it up buy Hobbit-B-Gone® for all your Hobbit needs! From the makers of Gnome-B-Gone® and Ewok-B-Gone®. <br><br>''Disclaimer: Tibo's Practical Products does not endorse this message or any disintegrating of those dirty, sneaky, filthy Hobbits.''<br />
<br />
===Seven things I have learned through personal Experience===<br />
<br />
*Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.<br />
*If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.<br />
*Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.<br />
*Everyone is entitled to my opinion.<br />
*I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced.<br />
*I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.<br />
* I do not lie... I willfully participate in a campaign of misinformation.<br />
<br />
==Deep Stuff==<br />
<br />
If you are a man, this section is not for you. In fact it really shouldn't be here... us men never have feelings nor do we express them. So I ask you men, look away. Women, hello! Please read everything here, it's great!<br />
<br />
===Ode to the Vigil===<br />
<br />
A tale in the desert is only so sweet<br><br />
As the cactus sap you suffer to eat<br><br />
We lit a fire to please our gods<br><br />
But what shall they want, we were at odds<br><br />
A crash of thunder, a spark of light<br><br />
We all then did look up in fright<br><br />
Isis, Ra, Osiris all there<br><br />
It was only then we began to fear<br><br />
No wrath did come, only feelings of joy<br><br />
The gods wanted goods, and us to employ<br><br />
We took off as fast as our feet hit ground<br><br />
To get all the goods we had gathered and found<br><br />
Silt, lime, charcoal and more<br><br />
Carrots, bricks, and cut stones galore<br><br />
We needed fish and needed them fast<br><br />
We sent out twenty souls to catch and cast<br><br />
They asked for a jewel as blue as the sky<br><br />
A sapphire we had and would not deny<br><br />
Our stores were vast and we were getting lax<br><br />
Who knew the gods would ask for rotten flax<br><br />
A crisis averted, the gods still unsated<br><br />
We offered up Tibo, and they were elated<br><br />
Faster and faster their demands came<br><br />
It would seem this was no longer a game<br><br />
Demands came with dire, they needed more ore<br><br />
Nobody even wondered what they needed it for<br><br />
Avast a diamond we just couldn't find<br><br />
And the gods no longer paid us any mind<br><br />
In the end the Vigil lasted for days<br><br />
And the gods did finally give us our praise.<br />
<br />
===Wide Awake===<br />
<br />
Lingering on til daylight breaks<br><br />
A tired mind in an endless daze<br><br />
Look through the shadow your eyes see<br><br />
Knowing rest will never conquer thee<br><br />
Another hour won't do you in<br><br />
Cricket's cherps just make you grin<br><br />
Sunset, sunrise these don't mean a thing<br><br />
To a man with no rest, no care, no ring<br><br />
Time means nothing in your state<br><br />
Morning, night to you all great<br><br />
Stay up late, your mind don't care<br><br />
Never rest, caress your fear<br><br />
Eyes are strained, your fingers ache<br><br />
Your voice is choked, your wide awake<br><br />
You feel nothing, you feel all<br><br />
You can not rest, you can not stall<br><br />
Turbulence in your mind's eye<br><br />
You see yourself, watching you die<br><br />
Twenty four hours, seven days a week<br><br />
For with no rest it all looks bleak.<br></div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=Template:Infobox_Actor&diff=36830Template:Infobox Actor2009-01-24T01:35:39Z<p>Tibo: New page: {| class="infobox vcard" style="width:{{{box_width|22em}}}; font-size:90%; text-align:left;" ! colspan="2" style="text-align:center; font-size:larger; background-color:{{#if:{{{death_date|...</p>
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! colspan="2" style="text-align:center; background-color:{{#if:{{{death_date|{{{deathdate|}}}}}}|silver|&#35;ed8}}; color:#000;" {{!}} [[Goya Awards]]<br />
{{!}}-<br />
{{!}} colspan="2" {{!}} {{{goyaawards}}}<br />
{{!}}-<br />
}}<br />
{{#if:{{{grammyawards<includeonly>|</includeonly>}}} |<br />
! colspan="2" style="text-align:center; background-color:{{#if:{{{death_date|{{{deathdate|}}}}}}|silver|&#35;ed8}}; color:#000;" {{!}} [[Grammy Award]]s<br />
{{!}}-<br />
{{!}} colspan="2" {{!}} {{{grammyawards}}}<br />
{{!}}-<br />
}}<br />
{{#if:{{{olivierawards|{{{laurenceolivierawards<includeonly>|</includeonly>}}}}}} |<br />
! colspan="2" style="text-align:center; background-color:{{#if:{{{death_date|{{{deathdate|}}}}}}|silver|&#35;ed8}}; color:#000;" {{!}} [[Laurence Olivier Award]]s<br />
{{!}}-<br />
{{!}} colspan="2" {{!}} {{{olivierawards|{{{laurenceolivierawards}}}}}}<br />
{{!}}-<br />
}}<br />
{{#if:{{{iftaawards<includeonly>|</includeonly>}}} |<br />
! colspan="2" style="text-align:center; background-color:{{#if:{{{death_date|{{{deathdate|}}}}}}|silver|&#35;ed8}}; color:#000;" {{!}} [[Irish Film and Television Awards]]<br />
{{!}}- <br />
{{!}} colspan="2" {{!}} {{{iftaawards}}}<br />
{{!}}-<br />
}}<br />
{{#if:{{{imageaward|{{{naacpimageawards<includeonly>|</includeonly>}}}}}} |<br />
! colspan="2" style="text-align:center; background-color:{{#if:{{{death_date|{{{deathdate|}}}}}}|silver|&#35;ed8}}; color:#000;" {{!}} [[NAACP Image Awards]]<br />
{{!}}- <br />
{{!}} colspan="2" {{!}} {{{imageaward|{{{naacpimageawards}}}}}}<br />
{{!}}-<br />
}}<br />
{{#if:{{{nationalfilmawards<includeonly>|</includeonly>}}} |<br />
! colspan="2" style="text-align:center; background-color:{{#if:{{{death_date|{{{deathdate|}}}}}}|silver|&#35;ed8}}; color:#000;" {{!}} [[National Film Awards]]<br />
{{!}}-<br />
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{{!}}-<br />
}}<br />
{{#if:{{{screenactorguildsawards|{{{sagawards<includeonly>|</includeonly>}}}}}} |<br />
! colspan="2" style="text-align:center; background-color:{{#if:{{{death_date|{{{deathdate|}}}}}}|silver|&#35;ed8}}; color:#000;" {{!}} [[Screen Actors Guild Awards]]<br />
{{!}}-<br />
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{{!}}-<br />
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{{#if:{{{tonyawards<includeonly>|</includeonly>}}} |<br />
! colspan="2" style="text-align:center; background-color:{{#if:{{{death_date|{{{deathdate|}}}}}}|silver|&#35;ed8}}; color:#000;" {{!}} [[Tony Award]]s<br />
{{!}}-<br />
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{{!}}-<br />
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{{#if:{{{awards<includeonly>|</includeonly>}}} |<br />
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</noinclude></div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=36817User:Tibo2009-01-24T01:22:50Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
{{Infobox<br />
|image = tibo.jpg<br />
|caption = <br />
|birthname = Tibo "Teebs" Freed<br />
|birthdate = {{birth date and age|1982|8|8}}<br />
|birthplace = [[Nomads' Paradise, Egypt]]<br />
|occupation = [[Writer]]<br />[[Humorist]]<br />[[Comedy God]]<br />[[Wine Maker]]<br />[[Egyptian Celebrity]]<br />
|yearsactive = 2009–present<br />
|spouse = [[None]] <br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose your going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Tibo's Agent==<br />
<br />
My agent told me I should let the world know about her greatness. I think most of us know [[User:Philadelphia| Philly]], and if you don't well that's no excuse, go meet her. She is a wonderful person and a great... agent. Okay so she hasn't been able to get me a paying gig yet. And it's been years. I just recently doubled her salary too. She says that I'm a hard act to place. That there are no venues out there for me. Honestly, I think she is just embarrassed by me. I mean, come on people would like me, wouldn't they? Sure I might be humorous one minute and then write a lament the next.. but that's not hard to place is it? Is it? Oh, Philly your right... we need to talk about your salary again...<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think your funny... on the other some people think your not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy your alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?<br />
<br />
===Glamazon.com Presents...===<br />
<br />
''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''<br />
<br />
In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the oppisite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:<br />
<br />
From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"<br />
<br />
From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size adam's apple, I always thought that was great."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Numbers one and I just could not get up it was so relaxing." <br />
<br />
You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.<br />
<br />
===Hobbit'B'Gone===<br />
<br />
I bring to you today, something unique, fantastic even! Has going to the Shire been driving you mad? Have pesky Hobbits been getting on your last nerve?! Has the Took family screwed up your pipeweed order for the elentyith time in a row? Well now we have the solution for you! Tibo's Practical Products proudly present: Hobbit-B-Gone®! Yes that's right, Hobbit-B-Gone®. What does Hobbit-B-Gone® do exactly? Well I'm glad you asked! With one simple spray of this miraculous serum any Hobbit of any size will be instantly disintegrated! Yes that's right, disintegrated! No more dreading the Shire! No more pesky Hobbits, and of course no more pipeweed screw ups! I'm sorry what was the question? Isn't that murder? Ohh heaven's no, under Section 12 Paragraph 37 Line 54 Letter 23 of the Sentient Species Act of 3E2734 its clearly states Hobbits are not a sentient species of Middle Earth. I know, I didn't know that either! So to sum it up buy Hobbit-B-Gone® for all your Hobbit needs! From the makers of Gnome-B-Gone® and Ewok-B-Gone®. <br><br>''Disclaimer: Tibo's Practical Products does not endorse this message or any disintegrating of those dirty, sneaky, filthy Hobbits.''<br />
<br />
===Seven things I have learned through personal Experience===<br />
<br />
*Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.<br />
*If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.<br />
*Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.<br />
*Everyone is entitled to my opinion.<br />
*I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced.<br />
*I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.<br />
* I do not lie... I willfully participate in a campaign of misinformation.<br />
<br />
==Deep Stuff==<br />
<br />
If you are a man, this section is not for you. In fact it really shouldn't be here... us men never have feelings nor do we express them. So I ask you men, look away. Women, hello! Please read everything here, it's great!<br />
<br />
===Ode to the Vigil===<br />
<br />
A tale in the desert is only so sweet<br><br />
As the cactus sap you suffer to eat<br><br />
We lit a fire to please our gods<br><br />
But what shall they want, we were at odds<br><br />
A crash of thunder, a spark of light<br><br />
We all then did look up in fright<br><br />
Isis, Ra, Osiris all there<br><br />
It was only then we began to fear<br><br />
No wrath did come, only feelings of joy<br><br />
The gods wanted goods, and us to employ<br><br />
We took off as fast as our feet hit ground<br><br />
To get all the goods we had gathered and found<br><br />
Silt, lime, charcoal and more<br><br />
Carrots, bricks, and cut stones galore<br><br />
We needed fish and needed them fast<br><br />
We sent out twenty souls to catch and cast<br><br />
They asked for a jewel as blue as the sky<br><br />
A sapphire we had and would not deny<br><br />
Our stores were vast and we were getting lax<br><br />
Who knew the gods would ask for rotten flax<br><br />
A crisis averted, the gods still unsated<br><br />
We offered up Tibo, and they were elated<br><br />
Faster and faster their demands came<br><br />
It would seem this was no longer a game<br><br />
Demands came with dire, they needed more ore<br><br />
Nobody even wondered what they needed it for<br><br />
Avast a diamond we just couldn't find<br><br />
And the gods no longer paid us any mind<br><br />
In the end the Vigil lasted for days<br><br />
And the gods did finally give us our praise.<br />
<br />
===Wide Awake===<br />
<br />
Lingering on til daylight breaks<br><br />
A tired mind in an endless daze<br><br />
Look through the shadow your eyes see<br><br />
Knowing rest will never conquer thee<br><br />
Another hour won't do you in<br><br />
Cricket's cherps just make you grin<br><br />
Sunset, sunrise these don't mean a thing<br><br />
To a man with no rest, no care, no ring<br><br />
Time means nothing in your state<br><br />
Morning, night to you all great<br><br />
Stay up late, your mind don't care<br><br />
Never rest, caress your fear<br><br />
Eyes are strained, your fingers ache<br><br />
Your voice is choked, your wide awake<br><br />
You feel nothing, you feel all<br><br />
You can not rest, you can not stall<br><br />
Turbulence in your mind's eye<br><br />
You see yourself, watching you die<br><br />
Twenty four hours, seven days a week<br><br />
For with no rest it all looks bleak.<br></div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=36815User:Tibo2009-01-24T01:22:31Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
{{Infobox actor<br />
|image = tibo.jpg<br />
|caption = <br />
|birthname = Tibo "Teebs" Freed<br />
|birthdate = {{birth date and age|1982|8|8}}<br />
|birthplace = [[Nomads' Paradise, Egypt]]<br />
|occupation = [[Writer]]<br />[[Humorist]]<br />[[Comedy God]]<br />[[Wine Maker]]<br />[[Egyptian Celebrity]]<br />
|yearsactive = 2009–present<br />
|spouse = [[None]] <br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose your going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Tibo's Agent==<br />
<br />
My agent told me I should let the world know about her greatness. I think most of us know [[User:Philadelphia| Philly]], and if you don't well that's no excuse, go meet her. She is a wonderful person and a great... agent. Okay so she hasn't been able to get me a paying gig yet. And it's been years. I just recently doubled her salary too. She says that I'm a hard act to place. That there are no venues out there for me. Honestly, I think she is just embarrassed by me. I mean, come on people would like me, wouldn't they? Sure I might be humorous one minute and then write a lament the next.. but that's not hard to place is it? Is it? Oh, Philly your right... we need to talk about your salary again...<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think your funny... on the other some people think your not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy your alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?<br />
<br />
===Glamazon.com Presents...===<br />
<br />
''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''<br />
<br />
In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the oppisite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:<br />
<br />
From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"<br />
<br />
From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size adam's apple, I always thought that was great."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Numbers one and I just could not get up it was so relaxing." <br />
<br />
You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.<br />
<br />
===Hobbit'B'Gone===<br />
<br />
I bring to you today, something unique, fantastic even! Has going to the Shire been driving you mad? Have pesky Hobbits been getting on your last nerve?! Has the Took family screwed up your pipeweed order for the elentyith time in a row? Well now we have the solution for you! Tibo's Practical Products proudly present: Hobbit-B-Gone®! Yes that's right, Hobbit-B-Gone®. What does Hobbit-B-Gone® do exactly? Well I'm glad you asked! With one simple spray of this miraculous serum any Hobbit of any size will be instantly disintegrated! Yes that's right, disintegrated! No more dreading the Shire! No more pesky Hobbits, and of course no more pipeweed screw ups! I'm sorry what was the question? Isn't that murder? Ohh heaven's no, under Section 12 Paragraph 37 Line 54 Letter 23 of the Sentient Species Act of 3E2734 its clearly states Hobbits are not a sentient species of Middle Earth. I know, I didn't know that either! So to sum it up buy Hobbit-B-Gone® for all your Hobbit needs! From the makers of Gnome-B-Gone® and Ewok-B-Gone®. <br><br>''Disclaimer: Tibo's Practical Products does not endorse this message or any disintegrating of those dirty, sneaky, filthy Hobbits.''<br />
<br />
===Seven things I have learned through personal Experience===<br />
<br />
*Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.<br />
*If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.<br />
*Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.<br />
*Everyone is entitled to my opinion.<br />
*I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced.<br />
*I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.<br />
* I do not lie... I willfully participate in a campaign of misinformation.<br />
<br />
==Deep Stuff==<br />
<br />
If you are a man, this section is not for you. In fact it really shouldn't be here... us men never have feelings nor do we express them. So I ask you men, look away. Women, hello! Please read everything here, it's great!<br />
<br />
===Ode to the Vigil===<br />
<br />
A tale in the desert is only so sweet<br><br />
As the cactus sap you suffer to eat<br><br />
We lit a fire to please our gods<br><br />
But what shall they want, we were at odds<br><br />
A crash of thunder, a spark of light<br><br />
We all then did look up in fright<br><br />
Isis, Ra, Osiris all there<br><br />
It was only then we began to fear<br><br />
No wrath did come, only feelings of joy<br><br />
The gods wanted goods, and us to employ<br><br />
We took off as fast as our feet hit ground<br><br />
To get all the goods we had gathered and found<br><br />
Silt, lime, charcoal and more<br><br />
Carrots, bricks, and cut stones galore<br><br />
We needed fish and needed them fast<br><br />
We sent out twenty souls to catch and cast<br><br />
They asked for a jewel as blue as the sky<br><br />
A sapphire we had and would not deny<br><br />
Our stores were vast and we were getting lax<br><br />
Who knew the gods would ask for rotten flax<br><br />
A crisis averted, the gods still unsated<br><br />
We offered up Tibo, and they were elated<br><br />
Faster and faster their demands came<br><br />
It would seem this was no longer a game<br><br />
Demands came with dire, they needed more ore<br><br />
Nobody even wondered what they needed it for<br><br />
Avast a diamond we just couldn't find<br><br />
And the gods no longer paid us any mind<br><br />
In the end the Vigil lasted for days<br><br />
And the gods did finally give us our praise.<br />
<br />
===Wide Awake===<br />
<br />
Lingering on til daylight breaks<br><br />
A tired mind in an endless daze<br><br />
Look through the shadow your eyes see<br><br />
Knowing rest will never conquer thee<br><br />
Another hour won't do you in<br><br />
Cricket's cherps just make you grin<br><br />
Sunset, sunrise these don't mean a thing<br><br />
To a man with no rest, no care, no ring<br><br />
Time means nothing in your state<br><br />
Morning, night to you all great<br><br />
Stay up late, your mind don't care<br><br />
Never rest, caress your fear<br><br />
Eyes are strained, your fingers ache<br><br />
Your voice is choked, your wide awake<br><br />
You feel nothing, you feel all<br><br />
You can not rest, you can not stall<br><br />
Turbulence in your mind's eye<br><br />
You see yourself, watching you die<br><br />
Twenty four hours, seven days a week<br><br />
For with no rest it all looks bleak.<br></div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Philadelphia&diff=36809User:Philadelphia2009-01-24T01:13:39Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div>= Philadelphia (aka Philly)=<br />
[[Image:Rlphilly.JPG|256px|Philly and father-in-law]]<br><br />
Former Sinai resident of Tale 3. Saucy Minx, but a tried and true friend nonetheless.<br> <br />
Level 10 initiate of 6, married to the talented, and ever so handsome [[User:McGuyver| McGuyver]].<br><br />
Sister to the all the ladies of Lillies.<br><br />
Egyptian Literary Agent to the gifted scribbler[[User:Tibo| Tibo]].<br><br />
{| border="1" style="background-color:#DEB887"<br />
|-<br />
|Elder, Member, Initiate of:<br><br />
[[http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Guilds/insert_name_here Insert Name Here]],<br> <br />
[[http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Guilds/Khmun_Inn_for_the_Arts Khmun Inn for the Arts]],<br> <br />
[[http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Guilds/One_Less_Ear! One Less Ear]],<br> <br />
[[http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Guilds/MixedNuts Mixed Nuts]],<br> <br />
[[http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Guilds/Vigil_and_Pilgrimage_Guild Vigil and Pilgrimage]],<br> <br />
[[http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Guilds/Funny_Bone_Chatline Funny Bone]],<br> <br />
[[http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Guilds/Garden_of_Eden Garden of Eden]]<br> <br />
[[http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Guilds/Lilies_Renewed Lilies Renewed]]<br />
|- <br />
|}<br />
<br />
== Tale 3 and Tale 4 photos ==<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:Gang.JPG|hanging @ the castle<br />
Image:Handstand.jpg|Handstand<br />
Image:otter.jpg|messin' with otters<br />
Image:T3temple.JPG| 61k tiles<br />
Image:phillies.JPG| Phillys<br />
Image:Philly4.JPG| T4 Philly<br />
Image:Sculpture.JPG|Sculpture<br />
Image:Oasis.jpg|Our Oasis<br />
<br />
<br />
</gallery><br />
<br />
<b>'''ACRO CHART:'''</b> <br><br />
{| border="1" style="background-color:#DEB887"<br />
|- <br />
|Asian Influences || 1 / 7 || Greek Bridge || 0 / 7 || Leg Stretch || 0 / 7 || Side Bends || 1 / 7 <br />
|- <br />
|Bicycle Kick || 0 / 7 || Handplant || 1 / 7 || Lunge || 1 / 7 || Somersault || 3 / 7 <br />
|-<br />
|Broad Jump || 1 / 7 || Handstand || 2 / 7 || Pinwheel || 0 / 7 || Squat Thrust || 0 / 7 <br />
|-<br />
|Cartwheels || 1 / 7 || INVERTED PUSHUPS || 7 / 7 || Push-ups || 0 / 7 || Squats || 0 / 7 <br />
|- <br />
|Cat stretch || 0 / 7 || Jump Split || 2 / 7 || Rear Squats || 2 / 7 || Toe Touches || 2 / 7 <br />
|- <br />
|Clapping Push-Ups || 0 / 7 || Jumping Jacks || 0 / 7 || Round Off || 0 / 7 || Wide Squat || 2 / 7 <br />
|- <br />
|Crunches || 0 / 7 || Kick-Up || 3 / 7 || Run in Place || 2 / 7 || Windmill || 0 / 7 <br />
|}<br />
<br></div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=36808User:Tibo2009-01-24T01:12:20Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
<br />
[[Image:tibo.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose your going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Tibo's Agent==<br />
<br />
My agent told me I should let the world know about her greatness. I think most of us know [[User:Philadelphia| Philly]], and if you don't well that's no excuse, go meet her. She is a wonderful person and a great... agent. Okay so she hasn't been able to get me a paying gig yet. And it's been years. I just recently doubled her salary too. She says that I'm a hard act to place. That there are no venues out there for me. Honestly, I think she is just embarrassed by me. I mean, come on people would like me, wouldn't they? Sure I might be humorous one minute and then write a lament the next.. but that's not hard to place is it? Is it? Oh, Philly your right... we need to talk about your salary again...<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think your funny... on the other some people think your not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy your alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?<br />
<br />
===Glamazon.com Presents...===<br />
<br />
''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''<br />
<br />
In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the oppisite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:<br />
<br />
From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"<br />
<br />
From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size adam's apple, I always thought that was great."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Numbers one and I just could not get up it was so relaxing." <br />
<br />
You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.<br />
<br />
===Hobbit'B'Gone===<br />
<br />
I bring to you today, something unique, fantastic even! Has going to the Shire been driving you mad? Have pesky Hobbits been getting on your last nerve?! Has the Took family screwed up your pipeweed order for the elentyith time in a row? Well now we have the solution for you! Tibo's Practical Products proudly present: Hobbit-B-Gone®! Yes that's right, Hobbit-B-Gone®. What does Hobbit-B-Gone® do exactly? Well I'm glad you asked! With one simple spray of this miraculous serum any Hobbit of any size will be instantly disintegrated! Yes that's right, disintegrated! No more dreading the Shire! No more pesky Hobbits, and of course no more pipeweed screw ups! I'm sorry what was the question? Isn't that murder? Ohh heaven's no, under Section 12 Paragraph 37 Line 54 Letter 23 of the Sentient Species Act of 3E2734 its clearly states Hobbits are not a sentient species of Middle Earth. I know, I didn't know that either! So to sum it up buy Hobbit-B-Gone® for all your Hobbit needs! From the makers of Gnome-B-Gone® and Ewok-B-Gone®. <br><br>''Disclaimer: Tibo's Practical Products does not endorse this message or any disintegrating of those dirty, sneaky, filthy Hobbits.''<br />
<br />
===Seven things I have learned through personal Experience===<br />
<br />
*Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.<br />
*If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.<br />
*Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.<br />
*Everyone is entitled to my opinion.<br />
*I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced.<br />
*I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.<br />
* I do not lie... I willfully participate in a campaign of misinformation.<br />
<br />
==Deep Stuff==<br />
<br />
If you are a man, this section is not for you. In fact it really shouldn't be here... us men never have feelings nor do we express them. So I ask you men, look away. Women, hello! Please read everything here, it's great!<br />
<br />
===Ode to the Vigil===<br />
<br />
A tale in the desert is only so sweet<br><br />
As the cactus sap you suffer to eat<br><br />
We lit a fire to please our gods<br><br />
But what shall they want, we were at odds<br><br />
A crash of thunder, a spark of light<br><br />
We all then did look up in fright<br><br />
Isis, Ra, Osiris all there<br><br />
It was only then we began to fear<br><br />
No wrath did come, only feelings of joy<br><br />
The gods wanted goods, and us to employ<br><br />
We took off as fast as our feet hit ground<br><br />
To get all the goods we had gathered and found<br><br />
Silt, lime, charcoal and more<br><br />
Carrots, bricks, and cut stones galore<br><br />
We needed fish and needed them fast<br><br />
We sent out twenty souls to catch and cast<br><br />
They asked for a jewel as blue as the sky<br><br />
A sapphire we had and would not deny<br><br />
Our stores were vast and we were getting lax<br><br />
Who knew the gods would ask for rotten flax<br><br />
A crisis averted, the gods still unsated<br><br />
We offered up Tibo, and they were elated<br><br />
Faster and faster their demands came<br><br />
It would seem this was no longer a game<br><br />
Demands came with dire, they needed more ore<br><br />
Nobody even wondered what they needed it for<br><br />
Avast a diamond we just couldn't find<br><br />
And the gods no longer paid us any mind<br><br />
In the end the Vigil lasted for days<br><br />
And the gods did finally give us our praise.<br />
<br />
===Wide Awake===<br />
<br />
Lingering on til daylight breaks<br><br />
A tired mind in an endless daze<br><br />
Look through the shadow your eyes see<br><br />
Knowing rest will never conquer thee<br><br />
Another hour won't do you in<br><br />
Cricket's cherps just make you grin<br><br />
Sunset, sunrise these don't mean a thing<br><br />
To a man with no rest, no care, no ring<br><br />
Time means nothing in your state<br><br />
Morning, night to you all great<br><br />
Stay up late, your mind don't care<br><br />
Never rest, caress your fear<br><br />
Eyes are strained, your fingers ache<br><br />
Your voice is choked, your wide awake<br><br />
You feel nothing, you feel all<br><br />
You can not rest, you can not stall<br><br />
Turbulence in your mind's eye<br><br />
You see yourself, watching you die<br><br />
Twenty four hours, seven days a week<br><br />
For with no rest it all looks bleak.<br></div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=36766User:Tibo2009-01-24T00:29:36Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
<br />
[[Image:king.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
I am not Stephen King, although I would say his books are only slightly less unique then mine.<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose your going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Tibo's Agent==<br />
<br />
My agent told me I should let the world know about her greatness. I think most of us know Philly, and if you don't well that's no excuse, go meet her. She is a wonderful person and a great... agent. Okay so she hasn't been able to get me a paying gig yet. And it's been years. I just recently doubled her salary too. She says that I'm a hard act to place. That there are no venues out there for me. Honestly, I think she is just embarrassed by me. I mean, come on people would like me, wouldn't they? Sure I might be humorous one minute and then write a lament the next.. but that's not hard to place is it? Is it? Oh, Philly your right... we need to talk about your salary again...<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think your funny... on the other some people think your not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy your alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?<br />
<br />
===Glamazon.com Presents...===<br />
<br />
''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''<br />
<br />
In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the oppisite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:<br />
<br />
From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"<br />
<br />
From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size adam's apple, I always thought that was great."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Numbers one and I just could not get up it was so relaxing." <br />
<br />
You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.<br />
<br />
===Hobbit'B'Gone===<br />
<br />
I bring to you today, something unique, fantastic even! Has going to the Shire been driving you mad? Have pesky Hobbits been getting on your last nerve?! Has the Took family screwed up your pipeweed order for the elentyith time in a row? Well now we have the solution for you! Tibo's Practical Products proudly present: Hobbit-B-Gone®! Yes that's right, Hobbit-B-Gone®. What does Hobbit-B-Gone® do exactly? Well I'm glad you asked! With one simple spray of this miraculous serum any Hobbit of any size will be instantly disintegrated! Yes that's right, disintegrated! No more dreading the Shire! No more pesky Hobbits, and of course no more pipeweed screw ups! I'm sorry what was the question? Isn't that murder? Ohh heaven's no, under Section 12 Paragraph 37 Line 54 Letter 23 of the Sentient Species Act of 3E2734 its clearly states Hobbits are not a sentient species of Middle Earth. I know, I didn't know that either! So to sum it up buy Hobbit-B-Gone® for all your Hobbit needs! From the makers of Gnome-B-Gone® and Ewok-B-Gone®. <br><br>''Disclaimer: Tibo's Practical Products does not endorse this message or any disintegrating of those dirty, sneaky, filthy Hobbits.''<br />
<br />
===Seven things I have learned through personal Experience===<br />
<br />
*Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.<br />
*If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.<br />
*Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.<br />
*Everyone is entitled to my opinion.<br />
*I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced.<br />
*I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.<br />
* I do not lie... I willfully participate in a campaign of misinformation.<br />
<br />
==Deep Stuff==<br />
<br />
If you are a man, this section is not for you. In fact it really shouldn't be here... us men never have feelings nor do we express them. So I ask you men, look away. Women, hello! Please read everything here, it's great!<br />
<br />
===Ode to the Vigil===<br />
<br />
A tale in the desert is only so sweet<br><br />
As the cactus sap you suffer to eat<br><br />
We lit a fire to please our gods<br><br />
But what shall they want, we were at odds<br><br />
A crash of thunder, a spark of light<br><br />
We all then did look up in fright<br><br />
Isis, Ra, Osiris all there<br><br />
It was only then we began to fear<br><br />
No wrath did come, only feelings of joy<br><br />
The gods wanted goods, and us to employ<br><br />
We took off as fast as our feet hit ground<br><br />
To get all the goods we had gathered and found<br><br />
Silt, lime, charcoal and more<br><br />
Carrots, bricks, and cut stones galore<br><br />
We needed fish and needed them fast<br><br />
We sent out twenty souls to catch and cast<br><br />
They asked for a jewel as blue as the sky<br><br />
A sapphire we had and would not deny<br><br />
Our stores were vast and we were getting lax<br><br />
Who knew the gods would ask for rotten flax<br><br />
A crisis averted, the gods still unsated<br><br />
We offered up Tibo, and they were elated<br><br />
Faster and faster their demands came<br><br />
It would seem this was no longer a game<br><br />
Demands came with dire, they needed more ore<br><br />
Nobody even wondered what they needed it for<br><br />
Avast a diamond we just couldn't find<br><br />
And the gods no longer paid us any mind<br><br />
In the end the Vigil lasted for days<br><br />
And the gods did finally give us our praise.<br />
<br />
===Wide Awake===<br />
<br />
Lingering on til daylight breaks<br><br />
A tired mind in an endless daze<br><br />
Look through the shadow your eyes see<br><br />
Knowing rest will never conquer thee<br><br />
Another hour won't do you in<br><br />
Cricket's cherps just make you grin<br><br />
Sunset, sunrise these don't mean a thing<br><br />
To a man with no rest, no care, no ring<br><br />
Time means nothing in your state<br><br />
Morning, night to you all great<br><br />
Stay up late, your mind don't care<br><br />
Never rest, caress your fear<br><br />
Eyes are strained, your fingers ache<br><br />
Your voice is choked, your wide awake<br><br />
You feel nothing, you feel all<br><br />
You can not rest, you can not stall<br><br />
Turbulence in your mind's eye<br><br />
You see yourself, watching you die<br><br />
Twenty four hours, seven days a week<br><br />
For with no rest it all looks bleak.<br></div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=36759User:Tibo2009-01-24T00:15:51Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
<br />
[[Image:king.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
I am not Stephen King, although I would say his books are only slightly less unique then mine.<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose your going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Tibo's Agent==<br />
<br />
My agent told me I should let the world know about her greatness. I think most of us know Philly, and if you don't well that's no excuse, go meet her. She is a wonderful person and a great... agent. Okay so she hasn't been able to get me a paying gig yet. And it's been years. I just recently doubled her salary too. She says that I'm a hard act to place. That there are no venues out there for me. Honestly, I think she is just embarrassed by me. I mean, come on people would like me, wouldn't they? Sure I might be humorous one minute and then write a lament the next.. but that's not hard to place is it? Is it? Oh, Philly your right... we need to talk about your salary again...<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think your funny... on the other some people think your not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy your alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?<br />
<br />
===Glamazon.com Presents...===<br />
<br />
''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''<br />
<br />
In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the oppisite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:<br />
<br />
From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"<br />
<br />
From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size adam's apple, I always thought that was great."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Numbers one and I just could not get up it was so relaxing." <br />
<br />
You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.<br />
<br />
===Hobbit'B'Gone===<br />
<br />
I bring to you today, something unique, fantastic even! Has going to the Shire been driving you mad? Have pesky Hobbits been getting on your last nerve?! Has the Took family screwed up your pipeweed order for the elentyith time in a row? Well now we have the solution for you! Tibo's Practical Products proudly present: Hobbit-B-Gone®! Yes that's right, Hobbit-B-Gone®. What does Hobbit-B-Gone® do exactly? Well I'm glad you asked! With one simple spray of this miraculous serum any Hobbit of any size will be instantly disintegrated! Yes that's right, disintegrated! No more dreading the Shire! No more pesky Hobbits, and of course no more pipeweed screw ups! I'm sorry what was the question? Isn't that murder? Ohh heaven's no, under Section 12 Paragraph 37 Line 54 Letter 23 of the Sentient Species Act of 3E2734 its clearly states Hobbits are not a sentient species of Middle Earth. I know, I didn't know that either! So to sum it up buy Hobbit-B-Gone® for all your Hobbit needs! From the makers of Gnome-B-Gone® and Ewok-B-Gone®. <br><br>''Disclaimer: Tibo's Practical Products does not endorse this message or any disintegrating of those dirty, sneaky, filthy Hobbits.''<br />
<br />
<br />
==Deep Stuff==<br />
<br />
If you are a man, this section is not for you. In fact it really shouldn't be here... us men never have feelings nor do we express them. So I ask you men, look away. Women, hello! Please read everything here, it's great!<br />
<br />
===Ode to the Vigil===<br />
<br />
A tale in the desert is only so sweet<br><br />
As the cactus sap you suffer to eat<br><br />
We lit a fire to please our gods<br><br />
But what shall they want, we were at odds<br><br />
A crash of thunder, a spark of light<br><br />
We all then did look up in fright<br><br />
Isis, Ra, Osiris all there<br><br />
It was only then we began to fear<br><br />
No wrath did come, only feelings of joy<br><br />
The gods wanted goods, and us to employ<br><br />
We took off as fast as our feet hit ground<br><br />
To get all the goods we had gathered and found<br><br />
Silt, lime, charcoal and more<br><br />
Carrots, bricks, and cut stones galore<br><br />
We needed fish and needed them fast<br><br />
We sent out twenty souls to catch and cast<br><br />
They asked for a jewel as blue as the sky<br><br />
A sapphire we had and would not deny<br><br />
Our stores were vast and we were getting lax<br><br />
Who knew the gods would ask for rotten flax<br><br />
A crisis averted, the gods still unsated<br><br />
We offered up Tibo, and they were elated<br><br />
Faster and faster their demands came<br><br />
It would seem this was no longer a game<br><br />
Demands came with dire, they needed more ore<br><br />
Nobody even wondered what they needed it for<br><br />
Avast a diamond we just couldn't find<br><br />
And the gods no longer paid us any mind<br><br />
In the end the Vigil lasted for days<br><br />
And the gods did finally give us our praise.<br />
<br />
===Wide Awake===<br />
<br />
Lingering on til daylight breaks<br><br />
A tired mind in an endless daze<br><br />
Look through the shadow your eyes see<br><br />
Knowing rest will never conquer thee<br><br />
Another hour won't do you in<br><br />
Cricket's cherps just make you grin<br><br />
Sunset, sunrise these don't mean a thing<br><br />
To a man with no rest, no care, no ring<br><br />
Time means nothing in your state<br><br />
Morning, night to you all great<br><br />
Stay up late, your mind don't care<br><br />
Never rest, caress your fear<br><br />
Eyes are strained, your fingers ache<br><br />
Your voice is choked, your wide awake<br><br />
You feel nothing, you feel all<br><br />
You can not rest, you can not stall<br><br />
Turbulence in your mind's eye<br><br />
You see yourself, watching you die<br><br />
Twenty four hours, seven days a week<br><br />
For with no rest it all looks bleak.<br></div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=36755User:Tibo2009-01-24T00:07:23Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
<br />
[[Image:king.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
I am not Stephen King, although I would say his books are only slightly less unique then mine.<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose your going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think your funny... on the other some people think your not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy your alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?<br />
<br />
===Glamazon.com Presents...===<br />
<br />
''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''<br />
<br />
In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the oppisite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:<br />
<br />
From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"<br />
<br />
From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size adam's apple, I always thought that was great."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Numbers one and I just could not get up it was so relaxing." <br />
<br />
You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.<br />
<br />
===Hobbit'B'Gone===<br />
<br />
I bring to you today, something unique, fantastic even! Has going to the Shire been driving you mad? Have pesky Hobbits been getting on your last nerve?! Has the Took family screwed up your pipeweed order for the elentyith time in a row? Well now we have the solution for you! Tibo's Practical Products proudly present: Hobbit-B-Gone®! Yes that's right, Hobbit-B-Gone®. What does Hobbit-B-Gone® do exactly? Well I'm glad you asked! With one simple spray of this miraculous serum any Hobbit of any size will be instantly disintegrated! Yes that's right, disintegrated! No more dreading the Shire! No more pesky Hobbits, and of course no more pipeweed screw ups! I'm sorry what was the question? Isn't that murder? Ohh heaven's no, under Section 12 Paragraph 37 Line 54 Letter 23 of the Sentient Species Act of 3E2734 its clearly states Hobbits are not a sentient species of Middle Earth. I know, I didn't know that either! So to sum it up buy Hobbit-B-Gone® for all your Hobbit needs! From the makers of Gnome-B-Gone® and Ewok-B-Gone®. <br><br>''Disclaimer: Tibo's Practical Products does not endorse this message or any disintegrating of those dirty, sneaky, filthy Hobbits.''<br />
<br />
<br />
==Deep Stuff==<br />
<br />
If you are a man, this section is not for you. In fact it really shouldn't be here... us men never have feelings nor do we express them. So I ask you men, look away. Women, hello! Please read everything here, it's great!<br />
<br />
===Ode to the Vigil===<br />
<br />
A tale in the desert is only so sweet<br><br />
As the cactus sap you suffer to eat<br><br />
We lit a fire to please our gods<br><br />
But what shall they want, we were at odds<br><br />
A crash of thunder, a spark of light<br><br />
We all then did look up in fright<br><br />
Isis, Ra, Osiris all there<br><br />
It was only then we began to fear<br><br />
No wrath did come, only feelings of joy<br><br />
The gods wanted goods, and us to employ<br><br />
We took off as fast as our feet hit ground<br><br />
To get all the goods we had gathered and found<br><br />
Silt, lime, charcoal and more<br><br />
Carrots, bricks, and cut stones galore<br><br />
We needed fish and needed them fast<br><br />
We sent out twenty souls to catch and cast<br><br />
They asked for a jewel as blue as the sky<br><br />
A sapphire we had and would not deny<br><br />
Our stores were vast and we were getting lax<br><br />
Who knew the gods would ask for rotten flax<br><br />
A crisis averted, the gods still unsated<br><br />
We offered up Tibo, and they were elated<br><br />
Faster and faster their demands came<br><br />
It would seem this was no longer a game<br><br />
Demands came with dire, they needed more ore<br><br />
Nobody even wondered what they needed it for<br><br />
Avast a diamond we just couldn't find<br><br />
And the gods no longer paid us any mind<br><br />
In the end the Vigil lasted for days<br><br />
And the gods did finally give us our praise.<br />
<br />
===Wide Awake===<br />
<br />
Lingering on til daylight breaks<br><br />
A tired mind in an endless daze<br><br />
Look through the shadow your eyes see<br><br />
Knowing rest will never conquer thee<br><br />
Another hour won't do you in<br><br />
Cricket's cherps just make you grin<br><br />
Sunset, sunrise these don't mean a thing<br><br />
To a man with no rest, no care, no ring<br><br />
Time means nothing in your state<br><br />
Morning, night to you all great<br><br />
Stay up late, your mind don't care<br><br />
Never rest, caress your fear<br><br />
Eyes are strained, your fingers ache<br><br />
Your voice is choked, your wide awake<br><br />
You feel nothing, you feel all<br><br />
You can not rest, you can not stall<br><br />
Turbulence in your mind's eye<br><br />
You see yourself, watching you die<br><br />
Twenty four hours, seven days a week<br><br />
For with no rest it all looks bleak.<br></div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=36754User:Tibo2009-01-24T00:05:34Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
<br />
[[Image:king.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
I am not Stephen King, although I would say his books are only slightly less unique then mine.<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose your going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think your funny... on the other some people think your not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy your alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?<br />
<br />
===Glamazon.com Presents...===<br />
<br />
''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''<br />
<br />
In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the oppisite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:<br />
<br />
From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"<br />
<br />
From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size adam's apple, I always thought that was great."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Numbers one and I just could not get up it was so relaxing." <br />
<br />
You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.<br />
<br />
===Hobbit'B'Gone===<br />
<br />
I bring to you today, something unique, fantastic even! Has going to the Shire been driving you mad? Have pesky Hobbits been getting on your last nerve?! Has the Took family screwed up your pipeweed order for the elentyith time in a row? Well now we have the solution for you! Tibo's Practical Products proudly present: Hobbit-B-Gone®! Yes that's right, Hobbit-B-Gone®. What does Hobbit-B-Gone® do exactly? Well I'm glad you asked! With one simple spray of this miraculous serum any Hobbit of any size will be instantly disintegrated! Yes that's right, disintegrated! No more dreading the Shire! No more pesky Hobbits, and of course no more pipeweed screw ups! I'm sorry what was the question? Isn't that murder? Ohh heaven's no, under Section 12 Paragraph 37 Line 54 Letter 23 of the Sentient Species Act of 3E2734 its clearly states Hobbits are not a sentient species of Middle Earth. I know, I didn't know that either! So to sum it up buy Hobbit-B-Gone® for all your Hobbit needs! From the makers of Gnome-B-Gone® and Ewok-B-Gone®. <br>''Disclaimer: Tibo's Practical Products does not endorse this message or any disintegrating of those dirty, sneaky, filthy Hobbits.''<br />
<br />
==Deep Stuff==<br />
<br />
If you are a man, this section is not for you. In fact it really shouldn't be here... us men never have feelings nor do we express them. So I ask you men, look away. Women, hello! Please read everything here, it's great!<br />
<br />
===Ode to the Vigil===<br />
<br />
A tale in the desert is only so sweet<br><br />
As the cactus sap you suffer to eat<br><br />
We lit a fire to please our gods<br><br />
But what shall they want, we were at odds<br><br />
A crash of thunder, a spark of light<br><br />
We all then did look up in fright<br><br />
Isis, Ra, Osiris all there<br><br />
It was only then we began to fear<br><br />
No wrath did come, only feelings of joy<br><br />
The gods wanted goods, and us to employ<br><br />
We took off as fast as our feet hit ground<br><br />
To get all the goods we had gathered and found<br><br />
Silt, lime, charcoal and more<br><br />
Carrots, bricks, and cut stones galore<br><br />
We needed fish and needed them fast<br><br />
We sent out twenty souls to catch and cast<br><br />
They asked for a jewel as blue as the sky<br><br />
A sapphire we had and would not deny<br><br />
Our stores were vast and we were getting lax<br><br />
Who knew the gods would ask for rotten flax<br><br />
A crisis averted, the gods still unsated<br><br />
We offered up Tibo, and they were elated<br><br />
Faster and faster their demands came<br><br />
It would seem this was no longer a game<br><br />
Demands came with dire, they needed more ore<br><br />
Nobody even wondered what they needed it for<br><br />
Avast a diamond we just couldn't find<br><br />
And the gods no longer paid us any mind<br><br />
In the end the Vigil lasted for days<br><br />
And the gods did finally give us our praise.</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=36751User:Tibo2009-01-24T00:00:29Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
<br />
[[Image:king.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
I am not Stephen King, although I would say his books are only slightly less unique then mine.<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose your going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think your funny... on the other some people think your not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy your alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?<br />
<br />
===Glamazon.com Presents...===<br />
<br />
''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''<br />
<br />
In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the oppisite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:<br />
<br />
From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"<br />
<br />
From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size adam's apple, I always thought that was great."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Numbers one and I just could not get up it was so relaxing." <br />
<br />
You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.<br />
<br />
==Deep Stuff==<br />
<br />
If you are a man, this section is not for you. In fact it really shouldn't be here... us men never have feelings nor do we express them. So I ask you men, look away. Women, hello! Please read everything here, it's great!<br />
<br />
===Ode to the Vigil===<br />
<br />
A tale in the desert is only so sweet<br><br />
As the cactus sap you suffer to eat<br><br />
We lit a fire to please our gods<br><br />
But what shall they want, we were at odds<br><br />
A crash of thunder, a spark of light<br><br />
We all then did look up in fright<br><br />
Isis, Ra, Osiris all there<br><br />
It was only then we began to fear<br><br />
No wrath did come, only feelings of joy<br><br />
The gods wanted goods, and us to employ<br><br />
We took off as fast as our feet hit ground<br><br />
To get all the goods we had gathered and found<br><br />
Silt, lime, charcoal and more<br><br />
Carrots, bricks, and cut stones galore<br><br />
We needed fish and needed them fast<br><br />
We sent out twenty souls to catch and cast<br><br />
They asked for a jewel as blue as the sky<br><br />
A sapphire we had and would not deny<br><br />
Our stores were vast and we were getting lax<br><br />
Who knew the gods would ask for rotten flax<br><br />
A crisis averted, the gods still unsated<br><br />
We offered up Tibo, and they were elated<br><br />
Faster and faster their demands came<br><br />
It would seem this was no longer a game<br><br />
Demands came with dire, they needed more ore<br><br />
Nobody even wondered what they needed it for<br><br />
Avast a diamond we just couldn't find<br><br />
And the gods no longer paid us any mind<br><br />
In the end the Vigil lasted for days<br><br />
And the gods did finally give us our praise.</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=36749User:Tibo2009-01-23T23:58:43Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
<br />
[[Image:king.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
I am not Stephen King, although I would say his books are only slightly less unique then mine.<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose your going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think your funny... on the other some people think your not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy your alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?<br />
<br />
===Glamazon.com Presents...===<br />
<br />
''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''<br />
<br />
In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the oppisite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:<br />
<br />
From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"<br />
<br />
From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size adam's apple, I always thought that was great."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Numbers one and I just could not get up it was so relaxing." <br />
<br />
You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.<br />
<br />
==Deep Stuff==<br />
<br />
If you are a man, this section is not for you. In fact it really shouldn't be here... us men never have feelings nor do we express them. So I ask you men, look away. Women, hello! Please read everything here, it's great!<br />
<br />
===Ode to the Vigil===<br />
<br />
A tale in the desert is only so sweet<br><br />
As the cactus sap you suffer to eat<br />
We lit a fire to please our gods<br />
But what shall they want, we were at odds<br />
A crash of thunder, a spark of light<br />
We all then did look up in fright<br />
Isis, Ra, Osiris all there<br />
It was only then we began to fear<br />
No wrath did come, only feelings of joy<br />
The gods wanted goods, and us to employ<br />
We took off as fast as our feet hit ground<br />
To get all the goods we had gathered and found<br />
Silt, lime, charcoal and more<br />
Carrots, bricks, and cut stones galore<br />
We needed fish and needed them fast<br />
We sent out twenty souls to catch and cast<br />
They asked for a jewel as blue as the sky<br />
A sapphire we had and would not deny<br />
Our stores were vast and we were getting lax<br />
Who knew the gods would ask for rotten flax<br />
A crisis averted, the gods still unsated<br />
We offered up Tibo, and they were elated<br />
Faster and faster their demands came<br />
It would seem this was no longer a game<br />
Demands came with dire, they needed more ore<br />
Nobody even wondered what they needed it for<br />
Avast a diamond we just couldn't find<br />
And the gods no longer paid us any mind<br />
In the end the Vigil lasted for days<br />
And the gods did finally give us our praise.</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=36748User:Tibo2009-01-23T23:58:18Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
<br />
[[Image:king.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
I am not Stephen King, although I would say his books are only slightly less unique then mine.<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose your going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think your funny... on the other some people think your not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy your alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?<br />
<br />
===Glamazon.com Presents...===<br />
<br />
''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''<br />
<br />
In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the oppisite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:<br />
<br />
From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"<br />
<br />
From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size adam's apple, I always thought that was great."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Numbers one and I just could not get up it was so relaxing." <br />
<br />
You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.<br />
<br />
==Deep Stuff==<br />
<br />
If you are a man, this section is not for you. In fact it really shouldn't be here... us men never have feelings nor do we express them. So I ask you men, look away. Women, hello! Please read everything here, it's great!<br />
<br />
===Ode to the Vigil===<br />
<nowiki><br />
A tale in the desert is only so sweet<br />
As the cactus sap you suffer to eat<br />
We lit a fire to please our gods<br />
But what shall they want, we were at odds<br />
A crash of thunder, a spark of light<br />
We all then did look up in fright<br />
Isis, Ra, Osiris all there<br />
It was only then we began to fear<br />
No wrath did come, only feelings of joy<br />
The gods wanted goods, and us to employ<br />
We took off as fast as our feet hit ground<br />
To get all the goods we had gathered and found<br />
Silt, lime, charcoal and more<br />
Carrots, bricks, and cut stones galore<br />
We needed fish and needed them fast<br />
We sent out twenty souls to catch and cast<br />
They asked for a jewel as blue as the sky<br />
A sapphire we had and would not deny<br />
Our stores were vast and we were getting lax<br />
Who knew the gods would ask for rotten flax<br />
A crisis averted, the gods still unsated<br />
We offered up Tibo, and they were elated<br />
Faster and faster their demands came<br />
It would seem this was no longer a game<br />
Demands came with dire, they needed more ore<br />
Nobody even wondered what they needed it for<br />
Avast a diamond we just couldn't find<br />
And the gods no longer paid us any mind<br />
In the end the Vigil lasted for days<br />
And the gods did finally give us our praise.<br />
</nowiki></div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=36747User:Tibo2009-01-23T23:57:30Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
<br />
[[Image:king.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
I am not Stephen King, although I would say his books are only slightly less unique then mine.<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose your going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think your funny... on the other some people think your not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy your alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?<br />
<br />
===Glamazon.com Presents...===<br />
<br />
''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''<br />
<br />
In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the oppisite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:<br />
<br />
From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"<br />
<br />
From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size adam's apple, I always thought that was great."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Numbers one and I just could not get up it was so relaxing." <br />
<br />
You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.<br />
<br />
==Deep Stuff==<br />
<br />
If you are a man, this section is not for you. In fact it really shouldn't be here... us men never have feelings nor do we express them. So I ask you men, look away. Women, hello! Please read everything here, it's great!<br />
<br />
===Ode to the Vigil===<br />
<br />
A tale in the desert is only so sweet<br />
As the cactus sap you suffer to eat<br />
We lit a fire to please our gods<br />
But what shall they want, we were at odds<br />
A crash of thunder, a spark of light<br />
We all then did look up in fright<br />
Isis, Ra, Osiris all there<br />
It was only then we began to fear<br />
No wrath did come, only feelings of joy<br />
The gods wanted goods, and us to employ<br />
We took off as fast as our feet hit ground<br />
To get all the goods we had gathered and found<br />
Silt, lime, charcoal and more<br />
Carrots, bricks, and cut stones galore<br />
We needed fish and needed them fast<br />
We sent out twenty souls to catch and cast<br />
They asked for a jewel as blue as the sky<br />
A sapphire we had and would not deny<br />
Our stores were vast and we were getting lax<br />
Who knew the gods would ask for rotten flax<br />
A crisis averted, the gods still unsated<br />
We offered up Tibo, and they were elated<br />
Faster and faster their demands came<br />
It would seem this was no longer a game<br />
Demands came with dire, they needed more ore<br />
Nobody even wondered what they needed it for<br />
Avast a diamond we just couldn't find<br />
And the gods no longer paid us any mind<br />
In the end the Vigil lasted for days<br />
And the gods did finally give us our praise.</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=36746User:Tibo2009-01-23T23:57:19Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
<br />
[[Image:king.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
I am not Stephen King, although I would say his books are only slightly less unique then mine.<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose your going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think your funny... on the other some people think your not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy your alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?<br />
<br />
===Glamazon.com Presents...===<br />
<br />
''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''<br />
<br />
In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the oppisite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:<br />
<br />
From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"<br />
<br />
From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size adam's apple, I always thought that was great."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Numbers one and I just could not get up it was so relaxing." <br />
<br />
You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.<br />
<br />
==Deep Stuff==<br />
<br />
If you are a man, this section is not for you. In fact it really shouldn't be here... us men never have feelings nor do we express them. So I ask you men, look away. Women, hello! Please read everything here, it's great!<br />
<br />
===Ode to the Vigil===<br />
<br />
A tale in the desert is only so sweet<br />
<br />
As the cactus sap you suffer to eat<br />
We lit a fire to please our gods<br />
But what shall they want, we were at odds<br />
A crash of thunder, a spark of light<br />
We all then did look up in fright<br />
Isis, Ra, Osiris all there<br />
It was only then we began to fear<br />
No wrath did come, only feelings of joy<br />
The gods wanted goods, and us to employ<br />
We took off as fast as our feet hit ground<br />
To get all the goods we had gathered and found<br />
Silt, lime, charcoal and more<br />
Carrots, bricks, and cut stones galore<br />
We needed fish and needed them fast<br />
We sent out twenty souls to catch and cast<br />
They asked for a jewel as blue as the sky<br />
A sapphire we had and would not deny<br />
Our stores were vast and we were getting lax<br />
Who knew the gods would ask for rotten flax<br />
A crisis averted, the gods still unsated<br />
We offered up Tibo, and they were elated<br />
Faster and faster their demands came<br />
It would seem this was no longer a game<br />
Demands came with dire, they needed more ore<br />
Nobody even wondered what they needed it for<br />
Avast a diamond we just couldn't find<br />
And the gods no longer paid us any mind<br />
In the end the Vigil lasted for days<br />
And the gods did finally give us our praise.</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=36745User:Tibo2009-01-23T23:56:29Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
<br />
[[Image:king.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
I am not Stephen King, although I would say his books are only slightly less unique then mine.<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose your going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think your funny... on the other some people think your not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy your alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?<br />
<br />
===Glamazon.com Presents...===<br />
<br />
''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''<br />
<br />
In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the oppisite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:<br />
<br />
From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"<br />
<br />
From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size adam's apple, I always thought that was great."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Numbers one and I just could not get up it was so relaxing." <br />
<br />
You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.<br />
<br />
==Deep Stuff==<br />
<br />
If you are a man, this section is not for you. In fact it really shouldn't be here... us men never have feelings nor do we express them. So I ask you men, look away. Women, hello! Please read everything here, it's great!<br />
<br />
===Ode to the Vigil===<br />
<br />
A tale in the desert is only so sweet<br />
As the cactus sap you suffer to eat<br />
We lit a fire to please our gods<br />
But what shall they want, we were at odds<br />
A crash of thunder, a spark of light<br />
We all then did look up in fright<br />
Isis, Ra, Osiris all there<br />
It was only then we began to fear<br />
No wrath did come, only feelings of joy<br />
The gods wanted goods, and us to employ<br />
We took off as fast as our feet hit ground<br />
To get all the goods we had gathered and found<br />
Silt, lime, charcoal and more<br />
Carrots, bricks, and cut stones galore<br />
We needed fish and needed them fast<br />
We sent out twenty souls to catch and cast<br />
They asked for a jewel as blue as the sky<br />
A sapphire we had and would not deny<br />
Our stores were vast and we were getting lax<br />
Who knew the gods would ask for rotten flax<br />
A crisis averted, the gods still unsated<br />
We offered up Tibo, and they were elated<br />
Faster and faster their demands came<br />
It would seem this was no longer a game<br />
Demands came with dire, they needed more ore<br />
Nobody even wondered what they needed it for<br />
Avast a diamond we just couldn't find<br />
And the gods no longer paid us any mind<br />
In the end the Vigil lasted for days<br />
And the gods did finally give us our praise.</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=36742User:Tibo2009-01-23T23:47:41Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
<br />
[[Image:king.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
I am not Stephen King, although I would say his books are only slightly less unique then mine.<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose your going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think your funny... on the other some people think your not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy your alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?<br />
<br />
===Glamazon.com Presents...===<br />
<br />
''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''<br />
<br />
In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the oppisite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:<br />
<br />
From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"<br />
<br />
From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size adam's apple, I always thought that was great."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Numbers one and I just could not get up it was so relaxing." <br />
<br />
You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.<br />
<br />
==Deep Stuff==<br />
<br />
If you are a man, this section is not for you. In fact it really shouldn't be here... us men never have feelings nor do we express them. So I ask you men, look away. Women, hello! Please read everything here, it's great!</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=36738User:Tibo2009-01-23T23:34:48Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
<br />
[[Image:king.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
I am not Stephen King, although I would say his books are only slightly less unique then mine.<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose your going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think your funny... on the other some people think your not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy your alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?<br />
<br />
===Glamazon.com Presents...===<br />
<br />
''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''<br />
<br />
In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the oppisite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:<br />
<br />
From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"<br />
<br />
From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size adam's apple, I always thought that was great."<br />
<br />
From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Numbers one and I just could not get up it was so relaxing." <br />
<br />
You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=36736User:Tibo2009-01-23T23:33:02Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre><br />
<br />
Tibo's page of horrors here.<br />
<br />
[[Image:king.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
I am not Stephen King, although I would say his books are only slightly less unique then mine.<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose your going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think your funny... on the other some people think your not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy your alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=36735User:Tibo2009-01-23T23:32:31Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div>Tibo's page of horrors here.<br />
<br />
[[Image:king.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
I am not Stephen King, although I would say his books are only slightly less unique then mine.<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose your going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.<br />
<br />
==Humor==<br />
<br />
Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think your funny... on the other some people think your not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy your alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=36722User:Tibo2009-01-23T23:15:16Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div>Tibo's page of horrors here.<br />
<br />
[[Image:king.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
I am not Stephen King, although I would say his books are only slightly less unique then mine.<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose your going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=36721User:Tibo2009-01-23T23:13:44Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div>Tibo's page of horrors here.<br />
<br />
[[Image:king.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
I am not Stephen King, although I would say his books are only slightly less unique then mine.<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==<br />
<br />
Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off.</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=36720User:Tibo2009-01-23T23:12:19Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div>Tibo's page of horrors here.<br />
<br />
[[Image:king.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
I am not Stephen King, although I would say his books are only slightly less unique then mine.<br />
<br />
==Tibo, the Early Years==</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=36719User:Tibo2009-01-23T23:11:07Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div>Tibo's page of horrors here.<br />
<br />
[[Image:king.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
I am not Stephen King, although I would say his books are only slightly less unique then mine.</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=36717User:Tibo2009-01-23T23:08:05Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div>Tibo's page of horrors here.<br />
<br />
[[Image:king.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
I am not Stephen King, although I would say his books are only slightly less good then mine.</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=User:Tibo&diff=36716User:Tibo2009-01-23T23:07:42Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div>Tibo's page of horrors here.<br />
<br />
[[Image:king.jpg|256px|Tibo]]<br />
I am not Stephen King, although I would say his books are slightly less good then mine.</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=Tibo&diff=36708Tibo2009-01-23T23:01:03Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div><pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre></div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=Tibo&diff=36704Tibo2009-01-23T22:58:24Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div>Testing, testing... please look elsewhere...</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=Tibo&diff=36703Tibo2009-01-23T22:57:12Z<p>Tibo: New page: Testing, testing... please look elsewhere my I suggest Philadelphia's page?</p>
<hr />
<div>Testing, testing... please look elsewhere my I suggest [[Philadelphia]]'s page?</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=Nomads_Paradise_Residents_List&diff=35217Nomads Paradise Residents List2009-01-22T04:00:26Z<p>Tibo: </p>
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<div><googlemap lat=-1397 lon=2742 zoom=3 width=512 height=512><br />
-1017, 2738, Kharazhi <br />
-1562, 2522, Aziza, Tibo, and Voyna<br />
</googlemap></div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=Nomads_Paradise_Residents_List&diff=35216Nomads Paradise Residents List2009-01-22T03:59:58Z<p>Tibo: </p>
<hr />
<div><googlemap lat=-1397 lon=2742 zoom=3 width=512 height=512><br />
-1017, 2738, Kharazhi <br />
-1562, 2522 Aziza, Tibo, and Voyna<br />
</googlemap></div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=Research/Pyramid_Lake&diff=34672Research/Pyramid Lake2009-01-21T16:33:56Z<p>Tibo: /* Aromatics - On Timer */</p>
<hr />
<div>'''Research for the region of Pyramid Lake'''<br><br />
[[Guilds/Pyramid Lakes Institute of Technology|Pyramid Lakes Institute of Technology]]<br />
<br />
= '''University of Architecture''' =<br />
<br />
==Accepting Donations==<br />
<br />
=== [[Improved Brick Rack Construction]]===<br />
* '''[[Boards]] 4000/4000<br />
* [[Nails]] 4584/8000<br />
<br />
=== [[Masonry]] ===<br />
* [[Bauxite]] 0/700<br />
* [[Gypsum]] 0/700<br />
* [[Cut Stone]] 0/2400<br />
* [[Gravel]] 2738/4800<br />
* [[Clay]] 0/1000<br />
<br />
=== [[Pyramid Construction]] ===<br />
* [[Linen]] 0/700<br />
* [[Copper Wire]] 0/70<br />
* [[Limestone]] 1/700<br />
* [[Oyster Shell Marble]] 0/70<br />
* [[Small Diamond]] 0/700<br />
* [[Glass Rods]] 0/70<br />
* [[Medium Stones]] 0/70<br />
<br />
==Available to Learn==<br />
===[[Stonecutting]]===<br />
===[[Stonemasonry]]===<br />
===[[Mining]]===<br />
===[[Obelisk Construction]] - See [[Pyramid Lake Obelisk List]]===<br />
<br />
= '''University of Art and Music''' =<br />
<br />
==Accepting Donations==<br />
<br />
=== [[Advanced Glassblowing]] ===<br />
* [[Fine Glass Pipe]] 0/250<br />
* [[Glass Pipe]] 0/500<br />
* [[Cut Stone]] 0/300<br />
* [[Firebricks]] 0/5000<br />
* [[Steel Sheeting]] 0/200<br />
* [[Copper Strap]] 0/50<br />
* [[Iron Bars]] 0/20<br />
<br />
=== [[Airship Construction]] ===<br />
* [[Silk Cloth]] 0/800<br />
* [[Canvas]] 0/1600<br />
* [[Linen]] 0/1600<br />
* [[Water Metal Strap]] 0/200<br />
* [[Aluminum Strap]] 0/400<br />
* [[Rope]] 0/2000<br />
* [[Treated Boards | Pliable, Fireproof, Blonde, Boards]] 0/4000<br />
<br />
=== [[Pyramid Construction]] ===<br />
* [[Linen]] 0/700<br />
* [[Copper Wire]] 0/70<br />
* [[Limestone]] 0/700<br />
* [[Oyster Shell Marble]] 0/70<br />
* [[Small Sapphire]] 0/700<br />
* [[Glass Rods]] 0/70<br />
* [[Large Quartz]] 0/70<br />
<br />
=== [[Taxidermy]] ===<br />
* [[Carp Fish]] 617/2500<br />
* [[Perch Fish]] 608/2500<br />
* [[Catfish]] 413/2500<br />
* [[Tilapia Fish]] 574/2500<br />
* [[Chromis Fish]] 356/2500<br />
* '''[[Oxyrynchus Fish]] 250/250'''<br />
* '''[[Abdju Fish]] 250/250'''<br />
* [[Phagrus Fish]] 1/250<br />
<br />
=== [[The Science of Color]] ===<br />
* '''[[Cabbage Juice]] 2500/2500'''<br />
* [[Ash]] 0/1000<br />
* [[Saltpeter]] 1202/2000<br />
* '''[[Red Sand]] 500/500'''<br />
* '''[[Sulfur]] 2000/2000'''<br />
<br />
== Available to Learn ==<br />
===[[Advanced Blacksmithing]]===<br />
===[[Blacksmithing]]===<br />
===[[Glassblowing]]===<br />
<br />
= '''University of the Human Body''' =<br />
==Accepting Donations==<br />
<br />
=== [[Advanced Charcoal Production]] ===<br />
* [[Wood]] 2128/8000<br />
* [[Leather]] 40/4000<br />
* [[Copper Sheeting]] 0/800<br />
* '''[[Firebricks]] 12000/12000'''<br />
* [[Charcoal]] 331/12000<br />
<br />
=== [[Aromatics]] ===<br />
<br />
=== [[Beer Brewing]] ===<br />
* [[Barley (Raw)]] - 0/20000<br />
* [[Malt (Raw)]] - 0/20000<br />
* [[Honey]] - 350/50000<br />
<br />
=== [[Pyramid Construction]] ===<br />
* [[Linen]] 0/700<br />
* [[Copper Wire]] 0/70<br />
* [[Limestone]] 0/700<br />
* [[Yellow Alabaster]] 0/70<br />
* [[Small Emerald]] 0/700<br />
* [[Glass Rods]] 0/70<br />
* [[Large Ruby]] 0/70<br />
<br />
== Available to Learn ==<br />
===[[Controlled Burn]]===<br />
===[[Dowsing]]===<br />
===[[Basic Charcoal Production]]===<br />
<br />
= '''University of Harmony''' =<br />
<br />
== Accepting Donations ==<br />
<br />
=== [[Advanced Metallurgy]] ===<br />
* [[Iron]] 0/4000<br />
* [[Copper]] 0/4000<br />
* [[Aluminum]] 0/1000<br />
* [[Tin]] 0/1000<br />
* [[Zinc]] 0/1000<br />
* [[Lead]] 0/1000<br />
* '''[[Silver]] 600/600'''<br />
* [[Platinum]] 0/200<br />
* [[Tungsten]] 0/200<br />
* [[Lithium]] 0/200<br />
* [[Antimony]] 0/200<br />
* [[Strontium]] 0/200<br />
* [[Titanium]] 0/200<br />
* [[Magnesium]] 0/200<br />
<br />
=== [[Chariot Repair]] ===<br />
* '''[[Bricks]] 12000/12000'''<br />
* '''[[Boards]] 6000/6000'''<br />
* [[Linen]] 8/400<br />
* [[Cut Stone]] 11/800<br />
<br />
=== [[Fine Casting]]===<br />
* [[Iron]] 0/500<br />
* [[Titatnium]] 0/400<br />
* [[Bronze]] 0/200<br />
* [[Steel]] 0/200<br />
* [[Powdered Sunstone]] 0/100<br />
* [[Powdered Ruby]] 0/100<br />
<br />
=== [[Pyramid Construction]] ===<br />
* [[Linen]] 0/700<br />
* [[Copper Wire]] 0/70<br />
* [[Limestone]] 0/700<br />
* [[Yellow Alabaster]] 0/70<br />
* [[Small Topaz]] 0/700<br />
* [[Glass Rods]] 0/70<br />
* [[Large Topaz]] 0/70<br />
<br />
== Available to Learn ==<br />
<br />
=== [[Metallurgy]] ===<br />
=== [[Casting]]===<br />
<br />
= '''University of Leadership''' =<br />
== Accepting Donations ==<br />
<br />
=== [[Papyrus Paper Fabrication]] ===<br />
* [[Papyrus]] 0/4000<br />
* [[Medium Gears]] 0/50<br />
* [[Cut Stone]] 0/800<br />
* [[Pinch Roller]] 0/12<br />
* [[Linen]] 0/800<br />
<br />
=== [[Pyramid Construction]] ===<br />
* [[Linen]] 0/700<br />
* [[Copper Wire]] 0/70<br />
* [[Limestone]] 0/700<br />
* [[Mud Granite]] 0/70<br />
* [[Small Ruby]] 0/700<br />
* [[Glass Rods]] 0/70<br />
* [[Large Sapphire]] 0/70<br />
<br />
=== [[Stellae Construction]] ===<br />
<br />
*[[Cut Stone]] 0/2000<br />
*[[Dried Papyrus]] 0/5000<br />
*[[Clay]] 1338/10000<br />
<br />
== Available to Learn ==<br />
<br />
===[[Guild Construction]]===<br />
===[[Sign Construction]]===<br />
<br />
= '''University of Thought''' =<br />
<br />
== Accepting Donations ==<br />
<br />
=== [[Hive Optimization]] ===<br />
* [[Honey]] 0/3000<br />
* [[Onions]] 0/3000<br />
* [[Carrots]] 0/1000<br />
* [[Cabbage]] 0/500<br />
* [[Leeks]] 0/500<br />
* [[Garlic]] 0/300<br />
<br />
=== [[Neutralization]] ===<br />
* [[Oyster Shell Marble]] 0/20<br />
* [[Canvas]] 0/100<br />
* [[Acid]] 0/100<br />
* [[Potash]] 0/100<br />
* [[Aluminum]] 0/20<br />
* [[Antimony]] 0/20<br />
* [[Copper]] 0/20<br />
* [[Iron]] 0/20<br />
* [[Gold]] 0/20<br />
* [[Lead]] 0/20<br />
* [[Lithium]] 0/20<br />
* [[Platinum]] 0/20<br />
* [[Silver]] 0/20<br />
* [[Strontium]] 0/20<br />
* [[Tin]] 0/20<br />
* [[Titanium]] 0/20<br />
* [[Tungsten]] 0/20<br />
* [[Zinc]] 0/20<br />
<br />
=== [[Pyramid Construction]] ===<br />
* [[Linen]] 0/700<br />
* [[Copper Wire]] 0/70<br />
* [[Limestone]] 0/700<br />
* [[White Travertine]] 0/70<br />
* [[Small Quartz]] 0/700<br />
* [[Glass Rods]] 0/70<br />
* [[Large Emerald]] 0/70<br />
<br />
=== [[Toxin Extraction]] ===<br />
* [[Dueling Serpents Mushrooms]] 0/40<br />
* [[Scorpions Brood Mushrooms]] 0/600<br />
* [[Brain Mushrooms]] 0/150<br />
* [[Razor's Edge Mushrooms]] 0/200<br />
* [[Ra's Awakening Mushrooms]] 0/80<br />
* [[Heaven's Torrent Mushrooms]] 0/40<br />
* [[Beer Kettle Kit]] 0/300<br />
* [[Thermometer]] 0/25<br />
* [[Oil]] 2292/30000<br />
<br />
=== [[Water Mining]] ===<br />
* [[Glass Pipe]] 50/400<br />
* [[Large Gears]] 0/20<br />
* [[Copper Strap]] 3/300<br />
* '''[[Pulley]] 150/150'''<br />
<br />
== Available to Learn ==<br />
===[[Basic Chemistry]]===<br />
<br />
= '''University of Worship''' =<br />
<br />
== Accepting Donations ==<br />
<br />
=== [[Advanced Animal Husbandry]] ===<br />
* [[Onions]] 844/10000<br />
* [[Garlic]] 2204/5000<br />
* '''[[Onion Seeds]] 100/100'''<br />
* [[Leek Seeds]] 4/100<br />
* [[Carrot Seeds]] 0/100<br />
* '''[[Cabbage Seeds]] 100/100'''<br />
* [[Garlic Seeds]] 47/100<br />
<br />
=== [[Advanced Horticulture]] ===<br />
* [[Camels Mane Mushroom]] 72/1600<br />
* [[Scorpions Brood Mushroom]] 0/1200<br />
* [[Cobra Skin]] 0/2000<br />
* [[Khefre's Essence]] 0/50<br />
<br />
=== [[Avian Selection]] ===<br />
* [[Cut Stone]] 0/2500<br />
* [[Barley (Raw)]] 0/20000<br />
* [[Dried Flax]] 0/2500<br />
<br />
=== [[Entomology]] ===<br />
* [[Sheet Glass]] 0/150<br />
* '''[[Dirt]] 2000/2000'''<br />
* [[Linen]] 0/800<br />
* [[Cabbage]] 180/4000<br />
* [[Thermometer]] 0/20<br />
<br />
=== [[Gardening]] ===<br />
* [[Sheet Glass]] 0/300<br />
* '''[[Saltpeter]] 1000/1000'''<br />
* [[Dirt]] 6294/10000<br />
* '''[[Water in Jugs]] 3000/3000'''<br />
<br />
=== [[Pyramid Construction]] ===<br />
* [[Linen]] 0/700<br />
* [[Copper Wire]] 0/70<br />
* [[Limestone]] 0/700<br />
* [[Canary Granite]] 0/70<br />
* [[Cuttable Stone]] 0/700<br />
* [[Glass Rods]] 0/70<br />
* [[Large Diamond]] 0/70<br />
<br />
=== [[Viticulture]] ===<br />
* '''[[Small Barrels]] 100/100<br />
* '''[[Water in Jugs]] 1000/1000<br />
* '''[[Carp Fish]] 400/400'''<br />
* '''[[Perch Fish]] 400/400'''<br />
* '''[[Catfish]] 400/400'''<br />
* '''[[Tilapia Fish]] 400/400'''<br />
* '''[[Chromis Fish]] 400/400'''<br />
* '''[[Oxyrynchus Fish]] 400/400<br />
* '''[[Abdju Fish]] 400/400'''<br />
* [[Phagrus Fish]] 192/400<br />
<br />
== Available to Learn ==<br />
<br />
===[[Agriculture]]===<br />
===[[Animal Husbandry]]===<br />
=== [[Barley Cultivation]] ===<br />
===[[Beekeeping]]===<br />
===[[Horticulture]]===<br />
<br />
[[Category:Research]]</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=Casting_Box&diff=31999Casting Box2009-01-16T13:56:19Z<p>Tibo: /* Cast Items */</p>
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<div>== Student's Casting Box ==<br />
Takes 100 charcoal to fire, consumes 80 immediately and 1/minute.<br />
<br />
=== Cost ===<br />
* 24 [[requires::Boards]]<br />
* 200 [[requires::Firebricks]]<br />
* 400 [[requires::Bricks]]<br />
* 1200 [[requires::Sand]] <br />
<br />
== Master's Casting Box ==<br />
Takes 600 charcoal to fire, consumes 250 immediately and 2/minute. <br />
<br />
=== Cost ===<br />
* 24 [[requires::Boards]]<br />
* 200 [[requires::Firebricks]]<br />
* 400 [[requires::Bricks]]<br />
* 50 [[requires::Rope]]<br />
* 12000 [[requires::Sand]]<br />
<br />
== Cast Items ==<br />
{| border="1"<br />
! Name !! Metal !! Beeswax !! Cooling Time !! Notes <br />
|-<br />
|[[Anvil Bed]]<br />
|8 iron<br />
|8<br />
|3 Minutes<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|[[Aluminum Plate]]<br />
|40 Aluminum<br />
|40<br />
|15 minutes<br />
|Master's casting box only<br />
|-<br />
|[[Ball Peen Hammer]]<br />
|1 iron<br />
|1<br />
|5 Minutes<br />
|Under Tools. Requires Advanced Blacksmithing<br />
|-<br />
|10 Bearings<br />
|20 Bronze<br />
|10<br />
|4 Minutes<br />
|Under Hardware. Requires Fine Casting. Master Casting Box only<br />
|-<br />
|[[Bearings]]<br />
|2 bronze<br />
|1<br />
|2 Minutes<br />
|Under Hardware. Requires Fine Casting<br />
|-<br />
|40 Bolts<br />
|10 iron<br />
|10<br />
|4 Minutes<br />
|Under Hardware. Requires Fine Casting. Master Casting Box only<br />
|-<br />
|4 Bolt<br />
|1 iron<br />
|4<br />
|2 Minutes<br />
|Under Hardware. Requires Fine Casting<br />
|-<br />
|[[Brass Plate]]<br />
|20 Brass<br />
|20<br />
|30 Minutes<br />
|Requires Advanced Metallurgy. Master Casting Box only<br />
|-<br />
|[[Brass Pot]]<br />
|21 Brass<br />
|21<br />
|20 Minutes<br />
|Requires Advanced Metallurgy. Master Casting Box only<br />
|-<br />
|[[Heavy Lead Bowl]]<br />
|20 Lead<br />
|20<br />
|10 Minutes<br />
|-<br />
|[[Heavy Mallet Head]]<br />
|4 Lead<br />
|0<br />
|10 minutes<br />
|Under Tools. <br />
|-<br />
|[[Iron Cookpot]]<br />
|3 iron<br />
|3<br />
|1 Minute<br />
|-<br />
|[[Iron Pot]]<br />
|20 Iron<br />
|20<br />
|10 Minutes<br />
|Master Casting Box only<br />
|-<br />
|[[Large Gear]]<br />
|100 Iron<br />
|100<br />
|20 Minutes<br />
|Under Gearwork. Master Casting Box only<br />
|-<br />
|[[Lead Mallet]]<br />
|8 Lead<br />
|8<br />
|10 minutes<br />
|Under Tools. <br />
|-<br />
|[[Medium Gear]]<br />
|15 iron<br />
|15<br />
|5 Minutes<br />
|-<br />
|[[Monkey Wrench]]<br />
|8 Steel<br />
|8<br />
|4 minutes<br />
|-<br />
|[[Pewter Incense Prong]]<br />
|1 pewter<br />
|1<br />
|3 Minutes<br />
|Under Tools. Needs Aromatics to make.<br />
|-<br />
|4 Orichalcum Pellet<br />
|1 Octec's Alloy<br />
|1<br />
|30 seconds<br />
|under 'fuel'<br />
|-<br />
|40 Orichalcum Pellet<br />
|10 Octec's Alloy<br />
|10<br />
|30 seconds<br />
|under 'fuel'; MCB only<br />
|-<br />
|[[Round Hammer]]<br />
|2 iron<br />
|2<br />
|5 Minutes<br />
|Under Tools. Requires Advanced Blacksmithing<br />
|-<br />
|[[Screw Gear]]<br />
|400 Iron + 200 Copper<br />
|600<br />
|60 Minutes<br />
|Under Gearwork. Master Casting Box only<br />
|-<br />
|[[Shaping Mallet]]<br />
|2 lead<br />
|2<br />
|5 Minutes<br />
|Under Tools. Requires Advanced Blacksmithing<br />
|-<br />
|[[Silver Bowl]]<br />
|2 silver<br />
|2<br />
|15 Minutes<br />
|Must be signed up for Test of the Vigil<br />
|-<br />
|10 Small Gears<br />
|20 Brass<br />
|20<br />
|2 Minutes<br />
|Under Gearwork. Requires Fine Casting. <br />
Master Casting Box only<br />
|-<br />
|[[Small Gear]]<br />
|2 brass<br />
|2<br />
|1 Minute<br />
|Under Gearwork. Requires Fine Casting<br />
|-<br />
|[[Spanner Wrench]]<br />
|15 Thoth's Metal + 400 Powdered Ruby<br />
|15<br />
|8 minutes<br />
|Requires Template:Spanner Wrench, amount and time vary<br />
|-<br />
|20 Washers<br />
|5 iron<br />
|20<br />
|4 Minutes<br />
|Under Hardware. Requires Fine Casting. Master Casting Box only<br />
|-<br />
|4 Washer<br />
|1 iron<br />
|4<br />
|2 Minutes<br />
|Under Hardware. Requires Fine Casting<br />
|-<br />
|[[Wide Tungsten Chisel]]<br />
|2 tungsten<br />
|2<br />
|5 Minutes<br />
|Under Tools. Requires Advanced Blacksmithing<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Buildings]]</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=Recognized_Empty_Hand_Puzzles_By_Region&diff=27591Recognized Empty Hand Puzzles By Region2009-01-10T04:54:36Z<p>Tibo: /* Meroe */</p>
<hr />
<div>Enter the coordinates of your puzzle and the date it passed.<br />
<br />
== Adn ==<br />
<br />
== Cat's Claw Ridge ==<br />
<br />
== Falcon Bay ==<br />
<br />
== Heaven's Gate ==<br />
<br />
== Khmun ==<br />
* Panahasi's puzzle @ -2151 -425. Dec. 28, 2008<br />
* Nelander's puzzle @ -2149 -430. Jan. 04, 2009<br />
<br />
== Meroe ==<br />
* Shams' puzzle @ 820 -3617. Dec. 21, 2008<br />
* Puzzle to the left of Shams' 820 -3621. Found out on Jan. 5, 2008<br />
<br />
== Nomad's Paradise ==<br />
<br />
== Pyramid Lake ==<br />
<br />
== Queen's Retreat ==<br />
<br />
== Saqqarah ==<br />
<br />
== Shabbat Ab ==<br />
<br />
== Sinai ==<br />
<br />
== Stillwater ==</div>Tibohttp://www.atitd.org/wiki/t4w/index.php?title=Nomads%27_Paradise/Obelisk_Queue&diff=24630Nomads' Paradise/Obelisk Queue2009-01-07T01:53:29Z<p>Tibo: /* Queue */</p>
<hr />
<div>By consensus in region chat, we are setting up an obelisk queue. Due to how long the delay is this time, the following guidelines are used:<br />
<br />
1. The first obelisk begins at 8 cubits so that people who only want the principle can do the 7-cubit one without concern. [[Obelisk Construction]]<br />
<br />
2. Persons earlier in the queue are expected to help persons later in the queue with resources, so as to even out the cost to some degree.<br />
<br />
3. Please do not sign up for the queue unless you have the technology and are signed up, or are sure you will be before your turn comes up.<br />
<br />
4. If you are unavailable to place your obelisk when your turn comes up, the person after you will go instead and you will be moved down one place.<br />
<br />
5. When you build your obelisk, please place a timer on the page so people know how long they need to wait.<br />
<br />
== Completed ==<br />
* Zerda: 17 cubit (Rebuilt after queue was jumped by a non-resident)<br />
* Kathy: 18 cubit<br />
* GiausBaltar: 19 cubit<br />
* Mrkipodi 20 cubit build<br />
* Tilds 21 cubit built<br />
<br />
== Queue ==<br />
<br />
# Rasi (28 cubit built, http://armeagle.atitd.org/timer.php/37537220/teppy/img.png) - queue was jumped by non-resident<br />
# Daswish (has skill and enough mats for 29 cubit)<br />
# Ikerou (has skill and all mats)<br />
# Mentit (has the skill and all mats for 26 cubit)<br />
# Faye (Has skill, working on mats)<br />
# Salrilk (has skill, working on mats)<br />
# Inchristgirl (has skill and all mats)<br />
# PetruxII (has skill and mats for a 30 cubit one)<br />
# Till (has skill and mats for a 36 cubit Obi)<br />
# Casmi<br />
# Serenthiel<br />
# WilliamRoberts (has skill and mats for 40 cubit)<br />
# Krakos (Has skill, working on mats for 27 cubit)<br />
# Kharazhi (Has skill)<br />
# Ankhanet (has skill and mats for 40 cubit)<br />
# Akc2 (working on mats for 38 c)<br />
# Aziza(Has skill)<br />
# Basileus (Skill and Mats for 42 cubits)<br />
# No1 (Has skill)<br />
# zara (Has skill)<br />
# Roah<br />
# Alvik (has skill)<br />
# Katblah (Has Skill)<br />
# Peptide (Has skill)<br />
# Kalmkitty (has skill)<br />
# MadAlchemist (has skill)<br />
# Zaarain (has skill)<br />
# Machina (has skill)<br />
# Xaio (has skill and mats)<br />
# Rathnar (Has Skill, working on mats for a 43 cubits)<br />
# Tibo (Has Skill)<br />
<br />
==Want to do the test - no skill yet==<br />
<br />
<br />
# Trusin<br />
# IforpRedNoel<br />
# Anavlis<br />
<br />
<br />
==Cut Stone Obelisk Queue==<br />
#Elfus <br />
#PetruxII<br />
#Xaio</div>Tibo