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Tibo: /* Humor */

2009-01-28T20:42:16Z

Humor

Tibo: /* We, three */

2009-01-25T08:27:36Z

We, three

Tibo: /* Deep Stuff */

2009-01-25T08:02:04Z

Deep Stuff

Tibo at 11:30, 24 January 2009

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Tibo at 23:01, 23 January 2009

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Tibo at 22:58, 23 January 2009

2009-01-23T22:58:24Z

Tibo: New page: Testing, testing... please look elsewhere my I suggest Philadelphia's page?

2009-01-23T22:57:12Z

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 *I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
 * I do not lie... I willfully participate in a campaign of misinformation.
 ==Deep Stuff==

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 ===We, three===
-Travelers met by destiny and fate<br>
+'''T'''ravelers met by destiny and fate<br>
-In cahoots they gathered some straw and some slate<br>
+'''I'''n cahoots they gathered some straw and some slate<br>
-By the time they were done, a monument built<br>
+'''B'''y the time they were done, a monument built<br>
-Oh the gods you know they used so much silt
+'''O'''h the gods you know they used so much silt
-Very elated by the progress achieved<br>
+'''V'''ery elated by the progress achieved<br>
-Only a few more cut stones and they were relieved<br>
+'''O'''nly a few more cut stones and they were relieved<br>
-You know it took them many days and many nights<br>
+'''Y'''ou know it took them many days and many nights<br>
-Now through it all can you believe never a fight<br>
+'''N'''ow through it all can you believe never a fight<br>
-Awashed with the glory of coming so near
+'''A'''washed with the glory of coming so near
-A disaster averted, they had no more fear<br>
+'''A''' disaster averted, they had no more fear<br>
-Zapping around to find the last pieces<br>
+'''Z'''apping around to find the last pieces<br>
-In Egypt you know size only increases<br>
+'''I'''n Egypt you know size only increases<br>
-Zoning til everything was finally right<br>
+'''Z'''oning til everything was finally right<br>
-And you know these three finished tonight
+'''A'''nd you know these three finished tonight

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	This anger I have comes from love, but now is something I am devoid of.<br>		This anger I have comes from love, but now is something I am devoid of.<br>
	The fiery end is finally here, the frame in fire I ne'er shed a tear.<br>		The fiery end is finally here, the frame in fire I ne'er shed a tear.<br>
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		+	===We, three===
		+
		+	Travelers met by destiny and fate<br>
		+	In cahoots they gathered some straw and some slate<br>
		+	By the time they were done, a monument built<br>
		+	Oh the gods you know they used so much silt
		+
		+	Very elated by the progress achieved<br>
		+	Only a few more cut stones and they were relieved<br>
		+	You know it took them many days and many nights<br>
		+	Now through it all can you believe never a fight<br>
		+	Awashed with the glory of coming so near
		+
		+	A disaster averted, they had no more fear<br>
		+	Zapping around to find the last pieces<br>
		+	In Egypt you know size only increases<br>
		+	Zoning til everything was finally right<br>
		+	And you know these three finished tonight

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	<pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre>		<pre>Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.</pre>
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		+	[[Image:tibo.jpg\|256px\|Tibo]]
		+
		+	==Tibo, the Early Years==
		+
		+	Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose your going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.
		+
		+	==Tibo's Agent==
		+
		+	My agent told me I should let the world know about her greatness. I think most of us know [[User:Philadelphia\| Philly]], and if you don't well that's no excuse, go meet her. She is a wonderful person and a great... agent. Okay so she hasn't been able to get me a paying gig yet. And it's been years. I just recently doubled her salary too. She says that I'm a hard act to place. That there are no venues out there for me. Honestly, I think she is just embarrassed by me. I mean, come on people would like me, wouldn't they? Sure I might be humorous one minute and then write a lament the next.. but that's not hard to place is it? Is it? Oh, Philly your right... we need to talk about your salary again...
		+
		+	==Humor==
		+
		+	Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think your funny... on the other some people think your not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy your alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?
		+
		+	===Glamazon.com Presents...===
		+
		+	''My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend''
		+
		+	In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the oppisite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:
		+
		+	From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"
		+
		+	From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."
		+
		+	From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size adam's apple, I always thought that was great."
		+
		+	From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Numbers one and I just could not get up it was so relaxing."
		+
		+	You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: ''STDs and Me'', ''How to get into and out of a Three-way'', and ''Outlook Express for Dummies''.
		+
		+	===Hobbit'B'Gone===
		+
		+	I bring to you today, something unique, fantastic even! Has going to the Shire been driving you mad? Have pesky Hobbits been getting on your last nerve?! Has the Took family screwed up your pipeweed order for the elentyith time in a row? Well now we have the solution for you! Tibo's Practical Products proudly present: Hobbit-B-Gone®! Yes that's right, Hobbit-B-Gone®. What does Hobbit-B-Gone® do exactly? Well I'm glad you asked! With one simple spray of this miraculous serum any Hobbit of any size will be instantly disintegrated! Yes that's right, disintegrated! No more dreading the Shire! No more pesky Hobbits, and of course no more pipeweed screw ups! I'm sorry what was the question? Isn't that murder? Ohh heaven's no, under Section 12 Paragraph 37 Line 54 Letter 23 of the Sentient Species Act of 3E2734 its clearly states Hobbits are not a sentient species of Middle Earth. I know, I didn't know that either! So to sum it up buy Hobbit-B-Gone® for all your Hobbit needs! From the makers of Gnome-B-Gone® and Ewok-B-Gone®. <br><br>''Disclaimer: Tibo's Practical Products does not endorse this message or any disintegrating of those dirty, sneaky, filthy Hobbits.''
		+
		+	===Seven things I have learned through personal Experience===
		+
		+	*Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
		+	*If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.
		+	*Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
		+	*Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
		+	*I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced.
		+	*I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
		+	* I do not lie... I willfully participate in a campaign of misinformation.
		+
		+	==Deep Stuff==
		+
		+	If you are a man, this section is not for you. In fact it really shouldn't be here... us men never have feelings nor do we express them. So I ask you men, look away. Women, hello! Please read everything here, it's great!
		+
		+	===Ode to the Vigil===
		+
		+	A tale in the desert is only so sweet<br>
		+	As the cactus sap you suffer to eat<br>
		+	We lit a fire to please our gods<br>
		+	But what shall they want, we were at odds<br>
		+	A crash of thunder, a spark of light<br>
		+	We all then did look up in fright<br>
		+	Isis, Ra, Osiris all there<br>
		+	It was only then we began to fear<br>
		+	No wrath did come, only feelings of joy<br>
		+	The gods wanted goods, and us to employ<br>
		+	We took off as fast as our feet hit ground<br>
		+	To get all the goods we had gathered and found<br>
		+	Silt, lime, charcoal and more<br>
		+	Carrots, bricks, and cut stones galore<br>
		+	We needed fish and needed them fast<br>
		+	We sent out twenty souls to catch and cast<br>
		+	They asked for a jewel as blue as the sky<br>
		+	A sapphire we had and would not deny<br>
		+	Our stores were vast and we were getting lax<br>
		+	Who knew the gods would ask for rotten flax<br>
		+	A crisis averted, the gods still unsated<br>
		+	We offered up Tibo, and they were elated<br>
		+	Faster and faster their demands came<br>
		+	It would seem this was no longer a game<br>
		+	Demands came with dire, they needed more ore<br>
		+	Nobody even wondered what they needed it for<br>
		+	Avast a diamond we just couldn't find<br>
		+	And the gods no longer paid us any mind<br>
		+	In the end the Vigil lasted for days<br>
		+	And the gods did finally give us our praise.
		+
		+	===Wide Awake===
		+
		+	Lingering on til daylight breaks<br>
		+	A tired mind in an endless daze<br>
		+	Look through the shadow your eyes see<br>
		+	Knowing rest will never conquer thee<br>
		+	Another hour won't do you in<br>
		+	Cricket's cherps just make you grin<br>
		+	Sunset, sunrise these don't mean a thing<br>
		+	To a man with no rest, no care, no ring<br>
		+	Time means nothing in your state<br>
		+	Morning, night to you all great<br>
		+	Stay up late, your mind don't care<br>
		+	Never rest, caress your fear<br>
		+	Eyes are strained, your fingers ache<br>
		+	Your voice is choked, your wide awake<br>
		+	You feel nothing, you feel all<br>
		+	You can not rest, you can not stall<br>
		+	Turbulence in your mind's eye<br>
		+	You see yourself, watching you die<br>
		+	Twenty four hours, seven days a week<br>
		+	For with no rest it all looks bleak.<br>
		+
		+	===Fire and Forget===
		+
		+	The frame in which your picture lays, haunts me here until this day.<br>
		+	A fiery end is coming near, you'll never be bothered again my dear.<br>
		+	My solemn vow I give to you, I promise to see this through.<br>
		+	The ache it causes makes me weep, I still wish I had you to keep.<br>
		+	A never ending struggle with fate, the results of which I love to hate.<br>
		+	Neglected feelings only persevere, I can not think until it clears.<br>
		+	Something you said has left me dead, and until this day filled me with dread.<br>
		+	Until this day I was not me, until this day I was not free.<br>
		+	Pride is said to come before fall, but no pride is here, that I can recall.<br>
		+	This anger I have comes from love, but now is something I am devoid of.<br>
		+	The fiery end is finally here, the frame in fire I ne'er shed a tear.<br>

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