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'''T4 resident of Meroe just SE of CS<BR>
 
'''T4 resident of Meroe just SE of CS<BR>
 
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'''Started my egyptian life in Karnak during T3, and stayed there throughout tale.<BR>
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'''Streaking nekkid through your neighborhood!'''<BR>
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Demi-Pharoah - Call me if you need me
 
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Back again for another telling!  I am happy to say that I am living with some old friends, whom I love dearly. Our camp is situated in Meroe, on the twin lakes within the curve of the UART road. [[http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Guilds/Akhetaton]]
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Back again for another telling!  I am currently split between my home in Saqqarah, and my home-away-from-home, Akhetaton. [[Guilds/Akhetaton|The City of Akhetaton]] is situated in Meroe, on the twin lakes within the curve of the UART road. We are a mentoring guild, and would love to help new folks out.  Send them our way!
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'''Acro Master - Chat me if you would like me to teach you!'''
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* I am also an elder in the [[Guilds/Worship_World|Worship World Guild]]. We will strive to help you with all of your worship needs.  We are running monthly VIGILS!  Please join us to get your Vigil points! Next Vigil scheduled for the first Friday of October 2009. All donations are gratefully accepted!  We will also help guide you through Worship Initiations and Pilgrimages.  The Worship World guild is located directly East from Meroe CS, right next to the UofArt. 
  
I am also an elder in Worship World. [[http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Guilds/Worship_World]] We will strive to help you with all of your worship needs. We are currently starting to collect mats for vigils.  All donations are gratefully acceptedWe will also help guide you through Worship Initiations and PilgrimagesStop on by, the Worship World guild is located directly East from Meroe CS. If you pass Uart, you have gone too far!
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* Currently, I have guided 25 couples through the Worship Initiation.  If you, or anyone you know, needs help with this, please have them contact me.  I will be more than happy to guide them through it. [[User:Korrin/Worship_Initiation_Script|Korrin’s Worship Initiation Script]] using altar in Meroe by Uarch, west of CS.
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* '''Looking forward to Festivals!!!'''
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* My Trade of Choice is Glass MakingAnything on a bench, I can do for you.  Please chat me if you need sheetglass, rods, jars etc.
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** Cost for each piece: mats, +1 potash and 6cc
  
 
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[[User:Korrin/Skills | Skills and Techs]]<BR>
 
[[User:Korrin/Skills | Skills and Techs]]<BR>
 
[[User:Korrin#Locations | Locations]]<BR>
 
[[User:Korrin#Locations | Locations]]<BR>
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[[User:Korrin/Pyro_Guide | Korrin's Pyrotechnics Guide]] - with excerpts from Helpmaboab's Tale 2 and Tale 3 guides <BR>
 
[[User:Korrin#Guilds | Guilds]]<BR>
 
[[User:Korrin#Guilds | Guilds]]<BR>
 
[[User:Korrin/Paint | Painting Recipes]]<BR>
 
[[User:Korrin/Paint | Painting Recipes]]<BR>
 
[[User:Korrin#Quick_External_Links | External Links]] -(quick links to other wiki-pages)<BR>
 
[[User:Korrin#Quick_External_Links | External Links]] -(quick links to other wiki-pages)<BR>
[[User:Korrin#Acrobatics | Acrobatics]]<BR>
 
[[User:Korrin/Hookah | Hookah and herbs]]<BR>
 
[[User:Korrin#Stats | Stats and Multi-skill levels]]<BR>
 
 
[[User:Korrin#Monkey_Poem | Monkey Poem]]<BR>
 
[[User:Korrin#Monkey_Poem | Monkey Poem]]<BR>
[[User:Korrin#DP Final Round Log | DP Final Round Log]]<BR>
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* '''Empty Hand Tower:
 
* '''Empty Hand Tower:
 
:::Meroe 891 -3665'''  
 
:::Meroe 891 -3665'''  
* '''Bijou Table : Saqquarah just east of CS '''  
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* '''Bijou Table : Saqquarah just east of CS at 771 -766'''  
* '''Prismatic Opticon:'''
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* '''Raeli Mosaic:'''
 
* '''Venery'''
 
* '''Pathmaker'''
 
* '''Dancing Waters Fountain'''
 
* '''Aqueduct'''
 
 
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<googlemap zoom="4" lat="890" lon="-3300" scrollwheel="nothing">
 
<googlemap zoom="4" lat="890" lon="-3300" scrollwheel="nothing">
 
(T) 891, -3665, EHT
 
(T) 891, -3665, EHT
(R) 1007, -3665, Limestone
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(B) 771, -766, Bijou - not passed, Needs votes!
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(H) 1775, -1775, HOME with Seba
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(H) 1055, -3783, Akhetaton
 
(M) 1469, -3330, Tin/Quartz Mine
 
(M) 1469, -3330, Tin/Quartz Mine
 
(M) 1468, 3338, Tin Mine spot
 
(M) 1468, 3338, Tin Mine spot
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(M) 1037, -3880, Tungsten/Quartz Mine (PUBLIC)
 
(M) 1037, -3880, Tungsten/Quartz Mine (PUBLIC)
 
(Q) 608, -3662, OSM Quarry
 
(Q) 608, -3662, OSM Quarry
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(A) 342, -3675, Altar for Worship Initiation
 
(Q) 548, -3744, White Travartine Quarry
 
(Q) 548, -3744, White Travartine Quarry
(E) 1055, -3683,
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(E) 1055, -3683, Worship World
Guild Worship World - Striving to meet all of your Worship Needs!
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Elders: Korrin, Duncan, Pyx
 
 
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= Guilds =
 
= Guilds =
  
* '''[[Guilds]]''' || || Fellow and Main Guild
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* Akhetaton
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* Followers of Akhetaton
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* Waterdrop
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* TCW
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* YaYa Sisterhood
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* Funnybone
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* Sowetos Family
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* Worship World
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* Worship World Elders
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* E-Mic
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* HHOFW
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* DP
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* [http://www.frappr.com/atitd Player locations around the world.]
 
* [http://www.frappr.com/atitd Player locations around the world.]
  
 
[[#Index | Back to top]]
 
 
= ACRO PASSED =
 
 
<b>'''chat me if you need me for teaching'''</b>
 
 
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= Stats and Attributes =
 
 
== Stats ==
 
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| '''Speed:'''      || ||  1||
 
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| '''Focus:'''      || ||  0||
 
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| Gastronomy:  || ||  16||
 
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| Beer Testing:  || || 2||
 
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| Fumeology:    || ||  10||
 
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= DP Final Round Log =
 
 
Korrin: I will be around for discussion this evening.  I'll be tied to my glass benchs, so i'll be able to speak then. <koffspoonerkoff>
 
 
Eleusis: Spooner, Korrin, Djoser, Biker
 
 
Eleusis: sorry, passing on info to constituents - mistel
 
 
Eleusis: Yes, I would like to know who is serious about DPhood here, and on what platform you are running so I can pass it on to my constituents...
 
 
Spooner: Spooner is serious, my motto is "Fun for All, and All for Fun." may have a bit oftrouble being on line next few days, but good luck to all anyway
 
 
Eleusis: funny...
 
 
Eleusis: i'm thinking I will run on the Raeli griefing platform: for people who build raeli's next to other's occupied compounds and refuse to talk...I will threaten to ban them to bring them to the negotiating table with the Compound owners. Worse case, the griefer gets banned and the compound owner can DPAC or destroy the oven.
 
 
Eleusis: *shrug* it's just a thought? what do you think?
 
 
Djoser: Afternoon folks and just so were clear...your going to use DP power to threaten people who build raeli ovens near someones camp? that sounds like an abuse of the ban power to me, there os no rulew or law in game that stops anyone from building a raeli oven anywhere, it is perfectly legal and within the rights of the gamer?
 
 
Djoser: and I am serious about making it to DP :)
 
 
Korrin: Yes.. serious about being Dp.  i suppose I'm with spooner on this one.  I believe that this is a game.  It is for fun....  and if a dp can help someone continue to have fun, and eliminate anger etc... then dp is what i want to be.  oh.. and i want to be able to streak nekkid with a ban stick :P
 
 
Djoser: lol
 
 
Biker: Hello all
 
 
Korrin: good evening Biker :D
 
 
Biker: how you doing Korrin
 
 
Korrin: i'm ecstatic... i just taught 24 facets to one person.. new record for me... after almost 4 years of acroing!
 
 
Biker: awesome you cant beat that lol
 
 
Korrin: i'm thrilled... prolly not as much as he is, but thrilled none the less
 
 
Biker: lol no doubt that is very cool
 
 
Biker: I like your remarks on being a DP Korrin
 
 
Biker: I know I would not use it as a power trip
 
 
Korrin: thank you Biker.  I take the responsibility seriously, even tho i can be silly in game
 
 
Biker: Yeah same here
 
 
Biker: It is always good to be silly it puts smiles on peoples faces
 
 
Korrin: and you biker?  what is your definition or want for the role of dp?
 
 
Biker: Yes I would like to be a DP I am very good with mediation. My real life job involves it everyday lol. There are always better ways to deal with things than to ban. Banning is by far a very last resort and it should only be used for serious situations that mediation can not help.
 
 
Korrin: i agree... espcially since i'm of the opinion that a ban is just a slap on the wrist anyways.  if a person wants to come back to grief after a ban, all they need to do is start a new avi
 
 
Korrin: and most offenses that people think.. BAN!... there is usually no way to prove the innocense or guilt, and it is a he said/she said situation
 
 
Biker: exactly and there is no way i would ban someone just on hearsay. You have to put your feelings aside at times and not be biased in any way.
 
 
Biker: There has to be facts that are proven without a shadow of a doubt , and not just a lynch mob.
 
 
Korrin: yup :D  and i also believe in confidentiality.. if they come to you for mediation, you don't go spouting off on e!
 
 
Biker: Oh I have to agree 100 percent there you cant lose the trust of people and that is the quickest way possible to make that happen.
 
 
Korrin: and you also convince those involved to keep it close... otherwise they will start a lynch mob.. no matter the dp involvement
 
 
Korrin: a group of people will always take sides... human nature, right or wrong
 
 
Korrin: this is the last round before final, where egypt decides... how do you feel you would do in an all out egypt round?
 
 
Biker: This is true and by taking on the job of a DP you can expect some people to rebel against you, because there is always 2 sides just as you say and at times you will not be able to please them all.
 
 
Eleusis: so you came to Philly for the meet? Is your photo up for all to see?...and more importantly, is Duncan's?
 
 
Biker: gonna have to get my wife to learn bellydancing in this tale she liked it last tale lol
 
 
Korrin: i was at the pittsburgh meet.. and yes.. <gulp> my photo is there
 
 
Eleusis: ha, you've got Balthazarr too? Is that *THE* Balthazarr?
 
 
Eleusis: Balt is a very big squeeze : )
 
 
Eleusis: he is most awesome.
 
 
Korrin: he's lovely
 
 
Eleusis: Korrin, you played last telling? Remember that guild Deva (?) hosted? all female with male invites occasionally?
 
 
Korrin: met deeva at meet too :D
 
 
Korrin: yes.. know it  :D
 
 
Eleusis: she's a trip...were you in the guild?
 
 
Biker: I remember Deeva
 
 
Korrin: we have the Yaya's this tale... same concept :D
 
 
Eleusis: So Balthazarr was soooo awesome, he got invited as special guest *THREE* times...
 
 
Eleusis: ooh? Yaya sisterhood?
 
 
Korrin: yup :D
 
 
Eleusis: That was absolutely the best guild ever...I just about died choking from laughter.
 
 
Korrin: come join us :D
 
 
Korrin: same people... except for mom of course
 
 
Eleusis: awww...so whatever happened to Deeva? too much of a time sink or what?
 
 
Korrin: she got burned out she said at meet
 
 
Eleusis: yup
 
 
Eleusis: <swore she would play a quiet private little crafting game this time...
 
 
Korrin: i would not be surprised if she is here as another avi... but with her personality, she wouldn't be able to be in the
 
 
background for long
 
 
Eleusis: absolutely, we'd recognize her in a sec.
 
 
Eleusis: sorry Korrin, you keep trying to tell us what you are most proud of...besides your multiple spouses...
 
 
Korrin: lol.. ok.. here goes
 
 
Eleusis holds her breath
 
 
Biker: lol
 
 
Korrin: i am very proud of... being an e! mod.  this takes a lot of responsilbiity.  need to be able to make quick decisions.. and sometimes, tho it pisses people off, need to make the decision to not post inappropriate things
 
 
Eleusis: so what sort of things do you not-post?
 
 
Biker: lol that is way cool
 
 
Korrin: i'm also lead Elder in Worship World.  Big Vigil starting this friday.. you folks passed yet?
 
 
Eleusis: nope, not even principles
 
 
Biker: nope
 
 
Eleusis: I'll be there!
 
 
Korrin: hosting a monthly vigil is extremely hard to orgianize.. but very rewarding
 
 
Eleusis: and maybe fly in my husband
 
 
Biker: went to one of Kuupids vigils this tale though
 
 
Eleusis: oh gosh...have you tried organizing a pilgrimage?!?
 
 
Korrin: we don't post.. things that you wouldn't want your kids to see... and i personally, don't let a post go through that
 
 
is directly attacking another player
 
 
Eleusis: ah
 
 
Korrin: i'm also known for encouraging non-drama hour while i'm modding
 
 
Korrin: obi's raelis etc are off limits :P
 
Eleusis: ???
 
 
Eleusis: so, can any of you represent the non-english speaking groups in Egypt? The French? The Turkish? The Germans or the
 
 
Spanish? or the Kazakhstanis? the Tibetans? the Papua New Guineans?
 
 
Korrin: lol.. i ask that folks keep the drama subjects out of convo for a while.. to give people a break
 
 
Eleusis: our respected immigrants?
 
 
Korrin: i speak german and a smatering of spanish.. and latin
 
 
Eleusis: that's one thing I see is a lack of integration between the french speakers and the english speakers..darn frogs
 
 
Korrin: now now.. they are people too hehehe
 
 
Korrin: i'm very proud of our little city Akhetaton.  we are a mentoring guild, and we have many folks that are new to game
 
 
Korrin: we organize many functions for our members.. digs, quarrying, ovens, and now.. we are working on our Life aqua pumps/towers
 
 
Eleusis: lot of good names there - how do you feel about running against Spooner and Forker?
 
 
Korrin: spooner is my buddy... love him.. matter of fact, i'm supposed to be at my benches right now making him fine glass rods :P
 
 
Korrin: for me actually... he needs them to make us glasses for our vigil wine tables
 
 
Korrin: as soon as we get a few more vigil's under our belt, i'm going to start running weekly pilgrimages out of WW too
 
 
Korrin: and i can't wait for festivals....
 
 
Eleusis: okay, I have to go by dinner at the market (45 minutes by camel -yay), and then cook up a nice meal of mutton, dates and honey...out of food and very hungry.
 
 
Eleusis: did I mention 45 minutes *one-way* by camel?
 
 
Korrin: always looking for good people that like to organize... can use help hosting all these worship events.  right now, it is mainly all in my lap
 
 
Korrin: i have a LOT of people relying on me to help them with worship stuff
 
 
Korrin: ok.. nice talking to you Eleusis and biker :D  im off to do my benches.. they take up my whole screen
 
 
Biker: later
 
 
Eleusis: try F12...it's magic
 
 
Korrin: it is!  but then... omg.. what if one of my tabs lights up, and i'm not looking to click on it???  I'd die!!!!
 
 
Korrin: i'm addicted to red tabs!
 
 
Biker: lol
 
 
Korrin: and .. if they are hot pink??  OMG!!!
 
 
Korrin: i, of course, have my name set to go hot pink :D
 
 
Korrin: I have logged as much of this as possible... chat me if you would like a copy of what i have
 
 
Eleusis: if I were to get banned...it would be a big favor though because it would free me up to go hiking and enjoy the
 
 
great outdoors : )
 
 
Korrin: lol
 
 
Eleusis: I wonder if you can be impartial when you have so many friends in the game?
 
 
Korrin: yes I believe i could. Wrong is wrong.
 
 
Eleusis: maybe, in that respect, a newcomer to the game is more likely to be impartial?
 
 
Eleusis: so tell me korrin, you've been around for a while...there have been bans before...what were the reasons?
 
 
Eleusis: why is banning so important?
 
 
Eleusis: if I vote for you for DP, do you promise to use one of your 7 bans on me?
 
 
Korrin: i love cathy.. but what she did last tale was wrong.. and i actually approved of a ban ... she intentionally bombed
 
 
another players cp.  love her dearly, but that was wrong of her
 
 
Eleusis: oh my god Cathy bombed another players cp?
 
 
Korrin: yes she did
 
 
Eleusis: why only 7 bans?
 
 
Korrin: so we don't get a rogue dp... to stop a dp from going around banning everyone... with a minumum number of bans, it
 
 
restricts that
 
 
Eleusis: ah...and dp's can't ban other dp's which just stinks....bc really
 
 
Eleusis: ah gotchya
 
 
Eleusis: that is hilarious....what was her reasoning? please tell me...did they really ban Cathy? omg...Cathy who threw the
 
 
most awesome ingame parties ever?
 
 
Eleusis: and she came back again anyways?
 
 
Korrin: i don't remember all the details.. but i think it was only a temp ban
 
 
Eleusis: when you get banned, what happens to all your stuff? does it get dpac'd?
 
 
Korrin: for a perm ban.. yes i believe so
 
 
Korrin: but nothing is preventing someone from guilding all their stuff... coming back as another avi and join back up with
 
 
that guild
 
 
Korrin: banning is kinda pointless... in that respect imo
 
 
Eleusis: and do people get a warning before being banned? Is it required for the dp to warn first?
 
 
Korrin: no it is not required
 
 
Eleusis: yes, if you were planning to do something evil, you could guild everything first...and many players have everything
 
 
guilded anyways...yes i really think it is the *threat* of a ban that is useful...as Teddy Roosevelt said, "Carry a big
 
 
stick"...it is a tool that can be weilded.
 
 
Korrin: like the paddle with the big holes in it.. hanging over the vice principals door.... at least when I was a kid that
 
 
is
 
 
Eleusis: as in the case of convincing griefers to come to the negotiating table...although in all reality, the kind of person
 
 
that is willing to grief is not likly to be deterred by the threat of a ban
 
 
Korrin: correct
 
 
Eleusis: I think the ban is a form of shaming - I have never gone back to a game I was banned from because I refuse to give
 
 
them my money (hunted cow and microsoft)
 
 
Eleusis: It would be more useful if we could both ban and immediately dpac the banned parties goods...
 
 
Eleusis: party's
 
 
Eleusis: who did she bomb anyways? was it a case of scorned love?
 
 
Eleusis: hey I have to run...its been great talking to you Korrin...
 
 
Eleusis: <can't wait until explosives are developed!
 
 
Korrin: sorry.. was booted again
 
 
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NOTE:  Looks like i missed a bunch here, and no one else logged it.
 
 
Eleusis: and...now I am in a turkish guild because I thought that would be a fun language : )
 
 
Biker: right on thats awesome
 
Eleusis: mmm, my french guild we have headsets for voice chat
 
Eleusis: but believe me I MURDER every language
 
 
Biker: that rocks
 
Biker: lol
 
 
Eleusis: do you have a monkey?
 
 
Biker: no do you
 
 
Eleusis: no....
 
 
Eleusis: we need monkeys for the bellydancing guild
 
 
Biker: they are spendy i hear
 
 
Eleusis: $75..but isn't it possible to marry someone and steal their monkey?
 
 
Eleusis: I thought I heard about that happening?
 
 
Korrin: good morning all!  i can't be here long.. i have to go put in 4 hours at work, then i'm starting our vigil this afternoon.  I'll be really busy.  if you need me, please just say my name and i'll try to break away to check it out
 
 
Korrin: Hi spooner.  welcome back
 
 
Korrin: I have logged as much of this as i could.  on my user page at the bottom
 
 
Korrin: and spooner logged off.. with no comment
 
 
Korrin: some things have scrolled off, before i did a /copy, and i did ask everyone else to try to log when possible.  I did not intentionally edit out anything but the timer guy
 
 
Korrin: so if any of the convo is missing in the log, i'm sorry.. sometimes in the midst of conversation, i don't realize that things not logged are scrolling off
 
 
Korrin: but i was told that i intentionally changed something?
 
 
Biker: np and hello
 
 
Korrin: hiya biker :D
 
 
Biker: how are you today
 
 
Korrin: i'm great.. hosting a vigil right now :D
 
 
Biker: excellent those are always fun but long lol
 
 
Korrin: i plan on being here most of the weekend, even tho i have volunteers to watch the fire in shifts
 
 
Biker: lol good luck to you with the vigil
 
 
Korrin: thank you.  it is a monthly thing
 
 
Biker: alot goes into the prep for those vigils
 
 
Korrin: a whole month :P.. it always surprises me with something
 
 
Biker: I bet lol
 
 
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Latest revision as of 02:13, 19 September 2009

Granddaughter of Master of Three
T4 resident of Meroe just SE of CS

Streaking nekkid through your neighborhood!

Demi-Pharoah - Call me if you need me



Back again for another telling! I am currently split between my home in Saqqarah, and my home-away-from-home, Akhetaton. The City of Akhetaton is situated in Meroe, on the twin lakes within the curve of the UART road. We are a mentoring guild, and would love to help new folks out. Send them our way!

Acro Master - Chat me if you would like me to teach you!

  • I am also an elder in the Worship World Guild. We will strive to help you with all of your worship needs. We are running monthly VIGILS! Please join us to get your Vigil points! Next Vigil scheduled for the first Friday of October 2009. All donations are gratefully accepted! We will also help guide you through Worship Initiations and Pilgrimages. The Worship World guild is located directly East from Meroe CS, right next to the UofArt.
  • Currently, I have guided 25 couples through the Worship Initiation. If you, or anyone you know, needs help with this, please have them contact me. I will be more than happy to guide them through it. Korrin’s Worship Initiation Script using altar in Meroe by Uarch, west of CS.
  • Looking forward to Festivals!!!
  • My Trade of Choice is Glass Making! Anything on a bench, I can do for you. Please chat me if you need sheetglass, rods, jars etc.
    • Cost for each piece: mats, +1 potash and 6cc

Index

Principles and Tests
Skills and Techs
Locations
Korrin's Pyrotechnics Guide - with excerpts from Helpmaboab's Tale 2 and Tale 3 guides
Guilds
Painting Recipes
External Links -(quick links to other wiki-pages)
Monkey Poem


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Locations

  • Empty Hand Tower:
Meroe 891 -3665
  • Bijou Table : Saqquarah just east of CS at 771 -766



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Guilds

  • Akhetaton
  • Followers of Akhetaton
  • Waterdrop
  • TCW
  • YaYa Sisterhood
  • Funnybone
  • Sowetos Family
  • Worship World
  • Worship World Elders
  • E-Mic
  • HHOFW
  • DP


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Quick External Links


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Monkey Poem

Zomboe's Monkey Poem contest Winner - Thank you, Zomboe! The hatchet is wonderful!!! ~Korrin

There was a monkey with fleas,
He danced in circles and was teased.
The Otters made merry,
and the camels were harried,
and the sheep all fell to their knees.

This monkey's name was Ratchet,
and he needed some way to scratch it,
He went to Zomboe,
but he wasn't home,
so much for a trade for a hatchet!

A hatchet would scratch it,
but oh what would match it,
Would somebody take pity on him please?

Itchy and forlorn,
he headed for home,
but whom did he see in his way?
Zomboe stood there,
with a something shiny and fair,
at his feet a hatchet did lay.

"Take this", he did say,
"and forget the pay,
for you have won this day with your poem."

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(Layout snagged from Duncan who snagged it from Bluegrass who credited: "Special thanks to Fez for the layout of my page."