User:Tibo

Before we get started I would like to warn that any and all material may be considered horribly, horribly inappropriate and/or not safe for anywhere.

I am not Stephen King, although I would say his books are only slightly less unique then mine.

Tibo, the Early Years

Early in his life in Egypt, Tibo was a noob like many others. It wasn't until he figured out the very useful skill of clicking on one self that he really took off. After that, it was mostly downhill until he met some great people in the land of Egypt. But my agent says I can't tell you that story so I suppose your going to have to settle for things of deep and/or humorous nature.

Humor

Humor is a double edged sword, on one hand some people think your funny... on the other some people think your not, and even might want to harm you. So I implore you, read with an open mind, an open heart, and gods darn it just be happy your alive to read my works. Oh... did I mention that I'm arrogant?

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My (Other) Brain Behind the Wheel: Confessions of a Boyfriend

In this novel Mr. Frank Cartwright goes into his many misadventure with the oppisite sex. It's an attractive, humorous look at relationships that won't just won't pan out the way he wants. Here's a few excerpts:

From Chapter Six: Naomi; "Here we are again, it's the tenth day in a row with the commitment talk. Tell me this, tell me that. Why does she want to know anything? Just get with the taking off the clothes. God, do you really need to know my name?"

From Chapter Eleven: Julia; "I met Julia at church, she was a great girl. Beautiful face, great body, kinda a Jesus freak though. She always wore these black and white robes, never really understood why. Came off pretty fast though."

From Chapter Twenty: Wendy; "Now Wendy, I really loved Wendy, she understood me. We shared all the same interests: hiking, swimming, polo, watching baseball. It was all great, too good to be true. You know we were so alike we even had the same size adam's apple, I always thought that was great."

From Chapter Fifty-Five: Jennifer # 6; "Jenicoster, my pet name for her, was supposed to be a one night stand but her bed was one of those Sleep Numbers one and I just could not get up it was so relaxing."

You'll enjoy all those chapters and seventy more! This book is for anyone who has had even one relationship or more, you'll get a kick out of the crazy situations Frank gets into. And remember you can enjoy Mr. Cartwright's other books as well: STDs and Me, How to get into and out of a Three-way, and Outlook Express for Dummies.